Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance
Chapter 25 The 25th job seeker
Just looking at the bald man's appearance, those who didn't know thought he came to collect protection money.But when he coughed, Yu Zhile noticed that when the eyes of the big man fell on the beauty in the cheongsam, the soft eyes and the expression that didn't look so fierce suddenly broke the fear that the big man could scare the children to stop crying horror image.
Hearing the reminding cough from the other party, and realizing his impoliteness, Yu Zhile quickly looked away: "Are you two here?"
"Looking for a job." The big man didn't mind what happened before, and said very straightforwardly.
That's right, apart from looking for a job, he doesn't have any other demons coming here.Yu Zhile showed a professional smile. At first glance, Yao felt that he was very professional, and asked very reliably: "I don't know what specialties you two have?"
Hearing the word 'two' again, the thick-lined man finally realized something was wrong: "My wife already has a job, and if she doesn't look for it, I will."
"I don't have any special skills." The big man stroked his bald head, and finally pondered for a while before saying, "I'm just better at fighting, so I don't know if this can be considered a special skill?"
This person can fight, not only among humans, but also among elves, his force value is considered high.That is to say, the appearance does not match, or else the grassroots male protagonist who can leapfrog and fight in the novel is like him.
The powerhouse of the monster clan is respected because he can fight. He successfully won the favor of the beauties, and he successfully drove away other mad bees and butterflies who surrounded his fiancée.It's a pity that if you can fight again, you can't solve everything.Thinking of this, the big man's mouth felt bitter.
"Of course, why not." This is not only an advantage, but also a big advantage.Yu Zhile said with certainty.
Hearing this, the big rock that had been weighing heavily on the big man's heart was finally let go.After heaving a sigh of relief, the big man finally realized his negligence, and he wouldn't talk about things as soon as they met.Fortunately, my father-in-law is not here, otherwise I would definitely dislike him for being rough and rude.Fortunately, his wife didn't mind. The big man gave the woman next to him a tender look, then turned to Yu Zhile, and introduced himself: "My name is Luo, Luo Tiange."
He is obviously a rough man with no culture, but his name is unexpectedly elegant, which is extremely inconsistent with himself.It seems to be asked often, even if Yu Zhile didn't react in surprise, Luo Tiange still subconsciously explained: "I am a goose, and King Luo Bin wrote a poem, just "Ode to Goose". Goose, goose, goose , the song Xiangxiang Tiange. I am a big old man, and I didn’t know how to give myself a name when I transformed into a shape. I just called the goose boss and the big head goose. My daughter-in-law is different. Her family conditions are good. , in human terms, it is a scholarly family. After I met her, she gave me this name."
Luo is the Luo of King Luo Bin, and Tiange is the song of the song Xiang Tiange.
My daughter-in-law is very literate.
Don't miss any chance to show off your daughter-in-law!Luo Tiange puffed out his chest unconsciously, his face was full of pride.Hearing this, his daughter-in-law was a little embarrassed, and gave him a coquettish look.How can you be so boastful?Not afraid of people's jokes.
Suddenly want to hold a torch!
Is this to show affection or to find a job?
The single dog Yu Zhile turned on the computer bitterly and created a file for Luo Tiange, and the keyboard crackled under his vigorous tapping.
Name: Luo Tiange.
Body: goose.
Yu Zhile stopped, looked at Luo Tiange, and asked, "Do you have any requirements for work? There are many jobs that can be done with high martial arts values, such as martial arts coaches, martial arts stars, and martial arts instructors are all suitable."
"I don't have any requirements, as long as I make money, you can introduce me to the one that suits you. I am not afraid of hardship." Luo Tiange, who thought he would not find a job, was pleasantly surprised when he heard this, so what request did he have? " It’s good if you can make money to support your family. It’s better to do it for a long time, and you can save money to buy a house.”
These days, not only are humans having difficulty finding a partner, but so are elves.Luo Tiange finally found a daughter-in-law. This daughter-in-law is good in every way. Looking at the world, no matter what standard you use, she is the most ideal wife in everyone's mind.The daughter-in-law is gentle and considerate, even if she loses her temper, she is very cute in his eyes.He can't wait to hold her in his hands, and he can't wait to marry her.
But when emotions are in place, material things have to keep up.Although his wife is nice, she doesn't mind him dawdling in the streets.But the more this is the case, thinking about it differently, he is also reluctant to let his wife endure hardships with him.
What's more, getting married is a good thing with two surnames.It's not enough for his wife to nod at all.He doesn't have any elder family members, but in her daughter-in-law's family, the old man is still strong.The old father-in-law didn't like him as a bumpkin, and if he didn't have a good job, how could he marry a wife?
He can't even give him a stable life, he has no fixed place to live, and his family has no real property, so how can he have the face to talk about his marriage.
What's the use of being cheeky and open your mouth? Is it possible that a well-raised daughter will follow you to grind her hands?Although due to the physical condition of the goblin, it is not possible to do this, but the meaning is the same.
Luo Tiange thought about it, and finally decided to change his career.When I was a bachelor in the past, I just messed around, it didn't matter.Now I have to settle down and seriously look for a stable job.Work hard, have a high salary, and buy a wedding house.It was precisely because of this thought that Luo Tiange took the time to ask for help, hoping to find a good job with the help of the state.
To be safe, of course the martial arts coaches and security guards are the safest, not to mention that there is no danger, and the working hours are also very stable.The only disadvantage is probably that it is not only the working hours that are stable, but also the salary.The salary is not stable.
As for the martial arts instructor, if the martial arts instructor has not made it to the top, it is hard work and low wages.And the working hours are very long, so I have to run with the crew.Once there is a filming and it is necessary to guide the actors in martial arts movements, it is commonplace to not be able to return home for ten and a half months.Looking at Luo Tiange's appearance, he didn't know how to pamper his wife, obviously he was not the one who wanted to neglect his wife.
Excluded, this doesn't work either.
It is said that the requirements are not high, but strictly speaking, they are not low at all.Yu Zhile was a little worried, and observed Luo Tiange's appearance, and had to say that although he was bald, Luo Tiange actually looked very good, with strong and regular features.
The premise is to ignore the big gold chain hanging around his neck, the gold ring on his finger, as conspicuous as possible, and the big gold watch on his wrist.
After automatically beautifying these eye-harming things, Luo Tiange's appearance is quite decent.With a face and a figure, the faint muscle lines can be seen through the clothes, the hormones are bursting, it can be said to be very masculine.With his appearance, he looks like a tough guy. He is quite good as a martial arts actor, and he must be popular.
But as an actor, unknown actors have no money, and famous actors have no time.The job of being a trapeze person every day and being unable to accompany his wife during the holidays is an actor.This doesn't work either.
Yu Zhile rested his hands on the keyboard, lost in thought.Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, Luo Tiange became anxious: "There are so many jobs, none of which are suitable for me?" Didn't it mean that I can handle martial arts coaching and security?
The cheongsam beauty patted Luo Tiange's arm, signaling him not to worry.When she patted like this, the irascible lion suddenly turned into a docile loyal dog. Luo Tiange restrained his temper and listened to Yu Zhile explain the pros and cons of several jobs.
This doesn't work either, that doesn't work either.
Finding a job is really hard!
To choose one of them, Luo Tiange was a little hesitant for a moment, unable to tell which one was better.After hesitating for a while, Luo Tiange still couldn't change his temper, couldn't hold back, and asked, "Is there any other choice?"
At this moment, on the computer that Yu Zhile turned on, an urgent recruitment message appeared in the background of the work.Yu Zhile took a quick look, there was a group of academicians in the country who was about to go abroad for exchange, but one of the originally arranged accompanying bodyguards suddenly fell ill and couldn't follow the departure on time.In order to ensure the safety of the academicians, a reliable bodyguard must be re-arranged.
It is not an exaggeration to say that these academicians are the national treasures of Huaguo.The bodyguards who can protect them at close range are all carefully selected.Even if someone is sick, there will be a substitute on top, and there is no need to recruit outside.However, terrorists abroad have been rampant recently, and I heard that there are non-humans joining in.Safety is a big problem, with inherent limitations, human bodyguards may not be able to handle it.Furthermore, a new department for finding jobs for goblins has been opened this year, and those who should support it must also give strong support.In addition to funds, the same is true in action.After researching the above, I decided to send an internal recruitment.
It's better to come early than to come early.Yu Zhile immediately said, "Yes, there is still a job you can do."
Generally, the job of security refers to not only security guards, but also bodyguards.It's just that rich and powerful people hire bodyguards, and the requirements are very high.In addition to being able to fight, you also need to be strict with your mouth.However, Luo Tiange seemed to be a straightforward person who had nothing to say, and Yu Zhile didn't mention it in front of him for fear of something going wrong.
But now, it's rare to have such an opportunity, as long as Luo Tiange keeps his mouth shut, it seems that he can't compete.After all, it is a rare opportunity. After thinking about it, Yu Zhile raised her mouth and turned the computer screen to Luo Tiange: "How about this job?"
Luo Tiange is literate.In other words, he was illiterate before, but after pursuing his wife, in order to have more common topics with his wife who is a cultural demon, he began to learn to read under the guidance of his wife.After a long time of hard work, he can't do with too remote characters, but ordinary reading and writing are no longer difficult for him.
Luo Tiange was very excited after only reading the beginning of the recruitment notice.After reading it, he was so excited that he couldn't speak: "This... I really have the qualifications?"
He is just a low-level demon, what kind of luck is this?Luo Tiange became unconfident.
That is a small group of people who stand at the top of Huaguo's wisdom.Everyone has made countless contributions to the country with their golden brains.Luo Tiange admired cultural people the most in his life, like his father-in-law, he respected and feared them.Of course, there is a sense of guilt of 'robbing' someone's precious daughter, but more of it is respect.It is true that the monster clan respects the strong, but most of them also respect the old monsters who know a lot and have a lot of experience.
It is not an exaggeration to say that these academicians are cultural people among cultural people.Being able to work with such a person, his father-in-law will look at him highly, and the possibility of letting go of his promise to get married is another level higher.
Such a good thing, is it really my turn?Luo Tiange had a rare look of anxiety on his face.Can there still be pies in the sky?
"Of course." Yu Zhile nodded affirmatively, saying that not only did the pie fall from the sky, but the pie might even be warm meat: "This is a competition for employment, I can sign up for you right now, but whether you can succeed or not, It also depends on the selection results."
So what are you waiting for, report now!
Urged by Luo Tiange's eyes, Yu Zhile quickly helped to fill in the registration form.While filling it out, Yu Zhile asked, "You haven't done anything bad before, have you?" For example, collecting protection money or something.
It's not that Yu Zhile underestimates people. After all, it is to protect the national treasure. The review must be strict, and you have to ask everything you need to ask, so as not to cause accidents when the time comes.
"How can this be a bad thing?!" Luo Tiange replied quickly, as if realizing something, he took off the gold jewelry on his body, and then stretched out his hand to wipe the tattoo on the skin to disappear: "When I came to the human world, In those few years, "Young and Dangerous" just became popular. Aren't young people in the streets and alleys all dressed like this, and there are skulls and so on. When I was squeezed out by others, I followed suit. But I don’t like skulls, so I only got gold ornaments, and I got used to wearing them later, so I didn’t bother to change them.”
Gold is so beautiful and luxurious.It's a pity that they were all ruined by the random meaning given by humans.
Why is it okay to wear a thin gold necklace, but when you wear a big gold chain, you are a hooligan?This is discrimination!
The beauty in the cheongsam also helped to explain: "Don't look at him with a fierce face, but he has a gentle personality. He hasn't done anything bad. Before, he said he was just messing around, but in fact he was doing odd jobs everywhere to earn a little money. He spent it Every penny comes from an innocent source, and it is a legitimate way, not by force. But it is true that he can be defeated more."
Goose is originally a particularly combative poultry.Before they were enlightened, domesticated geese were famous for their toughness, and there was even a saying that an otaku was a [-] goose.The fighting power of two otaku is comparable to that of a goose. Even if there are exaggerations in it, it is enough to show how capable a creature like a goose is.
Luo Tiange used to be the most capable leading goose in the flock, and after becoming a master, his force value increased even more.Even the goblins can't beat him.Even against a goblin in the form of a ferocious beast, he still has the power to fight.It is not a lie to say that it can fight.
Yu Zhile has never doubted this. When he went to the countryside in previous years, he had seen a lot of big white geese chasing after grown men and scurrying away in fright.
"As for Tiange's temperament," the cheongsam beauty said without Yu Zhile's opening, "Although he is bright, he is not stupid. He has a sense of what to say and what not to say. Impossible, he can't understand foreign languages."
Can you still expect a native of Hua who has never stepped outside the country to be able to speak foreign languages?
Don't make trouble, he has only just learned to read and write the Chinese language.
How to communicate in different languages?
Isn't that a chicken talking to a duck?
"Even if the other party can speak Chinese, or is Chinese, it's fine, Tian Ge is actually just with you, so he's just being careless." After all, they are all monsters, and he is a little monster, so there is nothing worthy of a big monster's plot.Of course, talking openly is more appreciated by demons than being petty and secretive.This is also Luo Tiange's little wisdom.The cheongsam beauty continued: "Following outsiders, he is actually very taciturn. Others don't have the ability to pry words out of his mouth. If there are really secret agents and spies who bump into them stupidly, the possibility of being dealt with by him is much higher than if he speaks." "As the saying goes, my goose brother in society, people don't talk harshly, so he is the one who talks about it.
Say it early!
With no history of blackmail, and the ability to fight with a strict mouth, he is definitely a good material for a high-level bodyguard.If he knew this earlier, what was he worrying about before.Now Yu Zhile was relieved, and printed out the completed application form: "There is a time and address on the form, remember to attend the selection on time."
It's a good job.Not to mention the high salary, in addition to the special task of protecting academicians to go abroad for exchanges, the usual working hours are also stable, with a shift system.The work is easy, the benefits are complete, and there are five social insurances and one housing fund.If you do well, the goblin bodyguards who have made meritorious service will also be rewarded. Depending on the merit, you can choose different training resources.If this resource is not needed, or if it is an ordinary human bodyguard, this reward will also be discounted.
In addition to these, there are hidden benefits.I can serve as a bodyguard for the academicians, and when I go out in the future, not to mention my contacts, my resume is also good-looking.Whether it is looking for another job or setting up a bodyguard company by yourself, it is very beneficial.
"If you forget anything, you can't forget this. I will definitely be there on time." Luo Tiange promised.He is not a person who does not know good and bad. Luo Tiange took the registration form and secretly decided to tidy himself up after going back.You can no longer find it troublesome to maintain a shape all the time.In order not to cause misunderstanding, when the time comes, there will be thousands of troops and horses, and they will finally squeeze through the single-plank bridge, and he will be brushed off because of this.How wronged.
Luo Tiange and the beauty in the cheongsam came quickly and left quickly.Yu Zhile was the only one left in the small building soon.After tossing around for so long, the sky has already darkened, and Yu Zhile's Wu Zang Temple has long been rebelling non-stop.As soon as Luo Tiange and the others left, he immediately turned off the computer, checked the doors and windows, and prepared to go home.
Although the dormitory upstairs is basically unoccupied, it is still ventilated from time to time.Every day after Yu Zhile goes to work, he will go up to open the doors and windows, and before leaving get off work, he will go to close them again.The same is true today.
"Who makes grilled fish so delicious?" Yu Zhile couldn't help but stop when the window was half closed.It's so fragrant, as soon as you smell it, you know that the fish must be grilled very deliciously.
There were no barbecue stalls nearby. Looking out the window, Yu Zhile noticed that the yard opposite the back door of the small building had been empty for a long time. He thought no one lived in it. In a building similar in style to the small building, there were actually people walking around today.
When Yu Zhile first joined the job, he knew that the small building was donated and lent to a special department by a wealthy person.The house opposite should also belong to that rich man.Unexpectedly, the life of the rich is no different from that of ordinary people.Also when I am free, I will set up a barbecue grill in the yard and grill things by myself.
Just by smelling the taste, the craftsmanship is pretty good.Yu Zhile dared to use his sense of smell spoiled by a good cook to say that he has a good taste and taste, and the other party has firmly occupied the item of 'fragrance'.It's a pity that the sky is dark, and I can't take a close look. I don't know how the 'color' is, and I can't taste it to judge how it tastes.
Rather than thinking about it here, it's better to go home early and pester Brother Gu to make fish for him.Maybe Brother Gu will have time to cook for himself today, and he won't use the skills of other chefs in the restaurant to waste himself!
Yu Zhile quickly closed the window and went downstairs, when he smelled the smell of fish and was filled with regret, he suddenly heard a knock on the door.After looking at it, Yu Zhile realized that there was a person standing at the door of the small building at some point, and the person was knocking on the door frame with his fingers.The man looked like he was about 26, and he was very handsome.So handsome that it is almost dazzling, many people's dream lover should have this appearance.He was wearing a white casual shirt and black trousers.That dress looks familiar no matter how you look at it.
However, a white shirt and black trousers are very common men's attire. Although the man in front of him looked a little handsome and looked a little more temperamental, there was nothing worthy of attention.
"Looking for a job?" I didn't expect the goblin to have this kind of money. My eyes are full, but my stomach is still hungry.Especially after being hooked by the scent of fish just now, Yu Zhile started to feel greedy.For the first time, he felt that he should not be too envious of the brother department next door, and that busy business is not entirely a good thing.
Maybe it's time to hire staff?
At least take turns, so that there is more or less time to eat, so you don't need to be hungry.
But that's for the future, as for now, the smell of grilled fish wafts in the air, Yu Zhile tried his best to ignore the seduction of the mermaid, and quickly entered the working state.
"I'm not looking for a job."
Well, the voice is also nice, not too low, not too clear, slightly magnetic, which can be said to be very attractive.The best, this is, this brother must be very popular in the marriage market.It's a pity that she is a goblin. Although shemale is not so different these days, it is quite difficult to fall in love.It is necessary to overcome racial barriers, overcome life expectancy inequality, and a series of problems to achieve positive results.
Of course, it's all good when it's in fairy human form.Influenced by strange novels such as Liaozhai and various mythological TV series, many people have fantasized about having a glamorous or handsome fairy object.But really speaking, it's just Ye Gong's fondness for dragons.If you don’t believe me, try to change into the original form. How many people can say love words to a fox, and then slap.
Forget about a fox, anyway, it's still pretty.What if the object is a crocodile?
Forget about the first two actions, but with love, it might still be possible.The last slap, slap, just thinking about it makes me sick.One can imagine how difficult it is to be in love with a ladyboy.Yu Zhile sighed and put the matter aside.
What would you do if you weren't looking for a job?
Just now when Yu Zhile thought this way, the other party seemed to see his doubts, and a little smile appeared on his face: "Do you want to eat grilled fish?"
???
Inexplicably, I suddenly came to the door and asked if I would like to eat grilled fish.He is quite handsome, but he has some brain problems, Yu Zhile felt a little sympathetic.However, when grilled fish was mentioned, Yu Zhile finally remembered who it was.No wonder he felt familiar, just now when he followed the scent upstairs, he only glanced at the house from a distance.
Isn't this the buddy who grilled fish in the yard before?
Now, Yu Zhile didn't feel that the other party was inexplicable, but felt that the handsome and shining monster in front of him now looked even more shining.Aside from being handsome, the most important thing is that he is kind-hearted, understanding, generous, and friendly to his neighbors.
Otherwise, there are so many goblins in Huaguo, and many goblins can't even find a job and struggle to make ends meet. How can he be so rich?It is obvious that he has done a lot of good things and accumulated character.No, monster.So if he doesn't get rich, who gets rich? !
"Eat!" Yu Zhile nodded resolutely, speaking loudly.Even something like 'This isn't great, is it? ', I didn't say such adult-style hypocritical words, and I found a very reasonable reason for myself in my heart: barbecue is boring to eat alone.There are many people to be lively!
Besides, no matter what his reasons are, for rich people, it is not surprising to do anything.Seeing that you are pleasing to the eye, what’s the point of treating you to a meal of grilled fish? Didn’t it also be reported in the news that there are rich people in foreign countries who are pleasing to the eyes of other people’s children, so they adopted the other party and even helped the whole family immigrate.The same is pleasing to the eye, but in comparison, he is completely insignificant.
If you answer not to eat and go against your inner will, you will be struck by lightning!
Yu Zhile closed the door swiftly, and followed them away in a hurry.After walking in, Yu Zhile realized that the other party was really rich.The small building is funded by the state, and the configuration inside is so good, with various talismans.It turned out that the other party was a purely private residence. Standing in the yard, as far as Yu Zhile could see, there were many talismans carved on it.
Although most of them are dust removal talismans that keep clean, and common talisman papers such as vajra talismans for strong houses, they are also very expensive.After all, no matter how common the talisman is, there are too few people who can portray it now, and it has become expensive.Rare things are precious, and this principle has always been the case throughout the ages.
Judging from the appearance, the layout of this house is exactly the same as that of the small building. It should be a brother building, and it is estimated that they were built together.The only difference is that the yard of the small building is the back yard, while the yard here is the front yard.
There is a grill in the yard, the charcoal fire inside is red, and there are all kinds of prepared ingredients beside it, and there is a fish that has just been grilled, which is very delicious at first glance.
I couldn't see clearly from a distance before, but now I'm close, and the color and fragrance are complete, and I just need to taste it.
"You eat first." There was a chair next to the grill with an apron on it. While wearing the apron, the young man signaled Yu Zhile not to wait for him: "The temperature should be about the same, not too hot." It was just right for eating.As he said that, the young man put two chicken legs, two skewers of squid, and a few prawns on the grill.Finally, after thinking about it, he put two more fish on it.Fortunately, the grill is big enough, otherwise it would not be able to fit it.
Yu Zhile was a little embarrassed at first, it was baked by others after all.He has just met and is not familiar with him, how can he pick the fruits of other people's labor.Although the fish looked delicious and he wanted to eat it very much, but he just thought about it and was not ready to act.But the attitude of the other party is very natural, just like greeting a close friend.In addition, Yu Zhile was indeed greedy, and by some coincidence, he really picked up the grilled fish and started to eat it.
Well, it's burnt and delicious.
The fish skin is slightly burnt, but the fish inside is extremely tender, and the fishy smell is basically negligible.Fresh and spicy, with a hint of sweetness of honey.Looking at the many fish he has eaten in the past twenty years, this fish can be considered top grade.
Yu Zhile ate very satisfyingly.Many people eat fish because they are afraid of fishbone getting stuck in their throats, so they eat very carefully, and slow down as much as they can, for fear that if they accidentally make a mistake, they will suffer again at that time.Yu Zhile is not. He eats fish all the year round and has already become a skilled worker.If you catch a cat and compete with him for fish, he won't lose.He ate the fish very fast, and after a while, there was only a pile of complete fish bones left on the empty plate where the grilled fish was originally placed.The kind that can spell fish.
A fish into the belly, barely relieved the gluttony.Yu Zhile got up, he couldn't grasp the proportion of the seasoning, and he couldn't watch others work, so he had to help brush the honey clumsily.You can't go wrong with more honey, no matter how much honey you use, it won't be too sweet.
After brushing one side, he turned over the ingredients lying on the grill. Yu Zhile dipped in honey before continuing to brush, when he suddenly remembered something.
The advantage is taken, the fish has begun to digest, but he still doesn't know the other party's name.Yu Zhile continued to swipe the honey for a while, and began to think a little embarrassedly, how to ask the name to be more natural and not too obtrusive.Don't make the other person aware of your negligence.
"What are you thinking? The fish is almost washed down by you." There were not enough plates for the ingredients, the young man turned back to the house to get the plates, and when he came back, he saw Yu Zhile in a daze.It's okay to be in a daze, but he unconsciously grabbed a fish and brushed it vigorously, so hard that the skin of the grilled fish was wiped away.If you continue to brush like this, this fish will be useless, and you will only end up throwing it in the trash can, and you can't chew on the fish bones.
Hearing this, Yu Zhile finally came to his senses, looked down and saw that it was really like this, quickly stopped, flipped the grilled fish over again as if nothing had happened, and hid the bald side under the bottom.
"I'm not thinking about what kind of beautiful posture I should use to hug the thigh of a local tyrant like you. I don't know if I asked you for your contact information and you will give it. You came back before you came up with the result." Yu Zhile He's been lying all his life, and he's figured out a good way to ask for his name.
All the grilled fish were invited, and the young man was not stingy with a contact method, and he reported his phone number when he opened his mouth.
"Is this Penguin? Or?" Yu Zhile pretended not to notice that it was a phone number, put down the seasoning brush, took out her phone, unlocked it and handed it to the other party: "Add it."
Sure enough, the other party subconsciously picked up the phone, manually entered the number, and filled in the remarks thoughtfully.
Plan pass!
Yu Zhile took back her phone, and saw a new name added to the address book: Bai Ze.
Bai Ze is one of the ancient spirit beasts. Now the little monsters are walking around everywhere, and there are very few big monsters, let alone such ancient big monsters.Yu Zhile didn't think that the Yaohui in front of him was the real Bai Ze, but felt that this name suited him inexplicably.
Yu Zhile pressed to dial, and Bai Ze's cell phone rang: "Do you want me to help you change the note?" I heard that there are a lot of secrets in the cell phones of rich people, so Yu Zhile originally said this because he wanted to inform the other party of his name as naturally as possible Who would have thought that Bai Ze would send the phone out unsuspectingly after hearing the words: "It's troublesome."
My surname is Yu... Yu Zhile swallowed what he had prepared a long time ago, completely losing the chance to speak.After finding the call record, saving the number and adding a name, Yu Zhile didn't dare to do anything else, and hurriedly returned it.
Now, the barbecue is cooked, and the two of them are considered friends. They simply stopped the action of grilling again, and carried the plate to the side together, eating and chatting at the same time.
After talking nonsense for a while, Yu Zhile's previous guess was confirmed.The small building was indeed donated and lent by others.
The detached antique small villa with courtyard in this area, I borrowed it as soon as I said it.Sure enough.
"It's just a donation, not a donation." Bai Ze was a little dumbfounded by Yu Zhile's eyes looking at the local tyrant: "I have nothing to lose." A house was lent out, and a lot of convenience doors were opened for him.Of course, there are reasons for his status, but more of it is because of mutual benefit.
A relationship without interest will never last long.
"Eat more." A total of two large plates were baked, more than half of which fell into Yu Zhile's mouth.It's not that Yu Zhile eats fast, Bai Ze can't catch him.But for some unknown reason, Bai Ze kept putting food on his side, all of which were seafood. Yu Zhile thought that Bai Ze didn't like seafood, so he ate it generously and solved it for the other party.
After eating and starting the next round of grilling, Yu Zhile did not forget to put a few more items on the grill, the chicken, duck, beef, mutton, and vegetables that Bai Ze might like can also be grilled.
Who knew that after the roasting, Bai Ze still put most of the food on his side, Yu Zhile was a little puzzled: "You don't like barbecue?" Why bother if you don't like barbecue?It is also very troublesome to move such a large grill around.
"It's okay. I originally invited friends over today, but they all have something to do temporarily."
So it turned out, Yu Zhile suddenly realized, no wonder Bai Ze invited him over for a barbecue out of the blue.Feelings have been let go, he can't solve these ingredients by himself, so he asked someone to help.If you have money, save it, don't waste it, Yu Zhile dialed up his evaluation of Bai Ze again.
This was actually just an excuse, Bai Ze didn't invite any friends at all.This barbecue was specially prepared by Bai Ze for Yu Zhile.Bai Ze knew about the establishment of a new department in Xiaolou for a long time, but he never took it to heart.It wasn't until he came back for a short stay and felt the familiar atmosphere that Bai Ze paid more attention to the past.
With this attention, he found that Yu Zhile looked like a human being, but he had the blood of his old friend.And this bloodline is still on the verge of awakening, but not awakened, and the state is very unstable.
It is very difficult for a big monster to have offspring. When old friends are away, he always has to take care of his offspring.It's the same even if the blood of this offspring is impure, it's okay to be impure now, just make up for it, if you have enough, it will be fine after awakening.
Recalling the huge size of the old friend, none of the ancient big monsters were originally small.Look at Yu Zhile again, so thin and small, he is better than bean sprouts, with a thin body that can be pushed down with a finger, he is malnourished at first glance.Bai Ze completely ignored it. With his ability, even an ordinary monster that thrived would not be able to support him with a single finger.Bai Ze grilled another big fish and put it in front of Yu Zhile: "Eat more."
Although they are all common ingredients, they can be supplemented with quantity.It's not that Bai Ze is reluctant to be good, it's mainly because of Yu Zhile's current physical condition, it's easy to be overwhelmed by excessive supplementation.Don't overthink things anymore, it's better to proceed step by step as it is now.
……eat more.
I heard this sentence for the second time today, but I am full.The smell of fish is still very attractive, but I can't eat it because my eyes are big and my heart is small.Yu Zhile was a little worried, did Bai Ze treat him like a pig?
"You're too thin." Saying that, Bai Ze put another bunch of freshly grilled open-back prawns on top of the grilled fish.His old friend's family all have the same taste, and they all love seafood, but they have their own preferences in the type of seafood.Like his old friend, his favorite is grilled squid, especially squid claws, which are chewy and tender.His old friend almost ate the squid to extinction, but found something wrong when he was halfway through eating it, and developed the breeding industry in time, so that the delicacy of squid is not missing on the human table.
However, according to his observation today, although Yu Zhile also likes seafood, he prefers to eat fish, followed by shrimp. As for scallops, he doesn't care if he has them or not.
Facing the host's enthusiasm, Yu Zhile didn't have the nerve to refuse at first, so he had to force himself to continue eating.Who knew that the ingredients on Bai Ze's side seemed to be free of money, they were put on the grill like water, and then delivered to his plate like water.At the end of the meal, Yu Zhile almost didn't feel psychologically disturbed by the meal, and he just ate it so badly that he ran away.
Starting today, he will be fine for the next week, no, wait, three days.Yu Zhile secretly swore that starting today, he would not touch seafood for the next three days.
For a seafood lover, three days
Hearing the reminding cough from the other party, and realizing his impoliteness, Yu Zhile quickly looked away: "Are you two here?"
"Looking for a job." The big man didn't mind what happened before, and said very straightforwardly.
That's right, apart from looking for a job, he doesn't have any other demons coming here.Yu Zhile showed a professional smile. At first glance, Yao felt that he was very professional, and asked very reliably: "I don't know what specialties you two have?"
Hearing the word 'two' again, the thick-lined man finally realized something was wrong: "My wife already has a job, and if she doesn't look for it, I will."
"I don't have any special skills." The big man stroked his bald head, and finally pondered for a while before saying, "I'm just better at fighting, so I don't know if this can be considered a special skill?"
This person can fight, not only among humans, but also among elves, his force value is considered high.That is to say, the appearance does not match, or else the grassroots male protagonist who can leapfrog and fight in the novel is like him.
The powerhouse of the monster clan is respected because he can fight. He successfully won the favor of the beauties, and he successfully drove away other mad bees and butterflies who surrounded his fiancée.It's a pity that if you can fight again, you can't solve everything.Thinking of this, the big man's mouth felt bitter.
"Of course, why not." This is not only an advantage, but also a big advantage.Yu Zhile said with certainty.
Hearing this, the big rock that had been weighing heavily on the big man's heart was finally let go.After heaving a sigh of relief, the big man finally realized his negligence, and he wouldn't talk about things as soon as they met.Fortunately, my father-in-law is not here, otherwise I would definitely dislike him for being rough and rude.Fortunately, his wife didn't mind. The big man gave the woman next to him a tender look, then turned to Yu Zhile, and introduced himself: "My name is Luo, Luo Tiange."
He is obviously a rough man with no culture, but his name is unexpectedly elegant, which is extremely inconsistent with himself.It seems to be asked often, even if Yu Zhile didn't react in surprise, Luo Tiange still subconsciously explained: "I am a goose, and King Luo Bin wrote a poem, just "Ode to Goose". Goose, goose, goose , the song Xiangxiang Tiange. I am a big old man, and I didn’t know how to give myself a name when I transformed into a shape. I just called the goose boss and the big head goose. My daughter-in-law is different. Her family conditions are good. , in human terms, it is a scholarly family. After I met her, she gave me this name."
Luo is the Luo of King Luo Bin, and Tiange is the song of the song Xiang Tiange.
My daughter-in-law is very literate.
Don't miss any chance to show off your daughter-in-law!Luo Tiange puffed out his chest unconsciously, his face was full of pride.Hearing this, his daughter-in-law was a little embarrassed, and gave him a coquettish look.How can you be so boastful?Not afraid of people's jokes.
Suddenly want to hold a torch!
Is this to show affection or to find a job?
The single dog Yu Zhile turned on the computer bitterly and created a file for Luo Tiange, and the keyboard crackled under his vigorous tapping.
Name: Luo Tiange.
Body: goose.
Yu Zhile stopped, looked at Luo Tiange, and asked, "Do you have any requirements for work? There are many jobs that can be done with high martial arts values, such as martial arts coaches, martial arts stars, and martial arts instructors are all suitable."
"I don't have any requirements, as long as I make money, you can introduce me to the one that suits you. I am not afraid of hardship." Luo Tiange, who thought he would not find a job, was pleasantly surprised when he heard this, so what request did he have? " It’s good if you can make money to support your family. It’s better to do it for a long time, and you can save money to buy a house.”
These days, not only are humans having difficulty finding a partner, but so are elves.Luo Tiange finally found a daughter-in-law. This daughter-in-law is good in every way. Looking at the world, no matter what standard you use, she is the most ideal wife in everyone's mind.The daughter-in-law is gentle and considerate, even if she loses her temper, she is very cute in his eyes.He can't wait to hold her in his hands, and he can't wait to marry her.
But when emotions are in place, material things have to keep up.Although his wife is nice, she doesn't mind him dawdling in the streets.But the more this is the case, thinking about it differently, he is also reluctant to let his wife endure hardships with him.
What's more, getting married is a good thing with two surnames.It's not enough for his wife to nod at all.He doesn't have any elder family members, but in her daughter-in-law's family, the old man is still strong.The old father-in-law didn't like him as a bumpkin, and if he didn't have a good job, how could he marry a wife?
He can't even give him a stable life, he has no fixed place to live, and his family has no real property, so how can he have the face to talk about his marriage.
What's the use of being cheeky and open your mouth? Is it possible that a well-raised daughter will follow you to grind her hands?Although due to the physical condition of the goblin, it is not possible to do this, but the meaning is the same.
Luo Tiange thought about it, and finally decided to change his career.When I was a bachelor in the past, I just messed around, it didn't matter.Now I have to settle down and seriously look for a stable job.Work hard, have a high salary, and buy a wedding house.It was precisely because of this thought that Luo Tiange took the time to ask for help, hoping to find a good job with the help of the state.
To be safe, of course the martial arts coaches and security guards are the safest, not to mention that there is no danger, and the working hours are also very stable.The only disadvantage is probably that it is not only the working hours that are stable, but also the salary.The salary is not stable.
As for the martial arts instructor, if the martial arts instructor has not made it to the top, it is hard work and low wages.And the working hours are very long, so I have to run with the crew.Once there is a filming and it is necessary to guide the actors in martial arts movements, it is commonplace to not be able to return home for ten and a half months.Looking at Luo Tiange's appearance, he didn't know how to pamper his wife, obviously he was not the one who wanted to neglect his wife.
Excluded, this doesn't work either.
It is said that the requirements are not high, but strictly speaking, they are not low at all.Yu Zhile was a little worried, and observed Luo Tiange's appearance, and had to say that although he was bald, Luo Tiange actually looked very good, with strong and regular features.
The premise is to ignore the big gold chain hanging around his neck, the gold ring on his finger, as conspicuous as possible, and the big gold watch on his wrist.
After automatically beautifying these eye-harming things, Luo Tiange's appearance is quite decent.With a face and a figure, the faint muscle lines can be seen through the clothes, the hormones are bursting, it can be said to be very masculine.With his appearance, he looks like a tough guy. He is quite good as a martial arts actor, and he must be popular.
But as an actor, unknown actors have no money, and famous actors have no time.The job of being a trapeze person every day and being unable to accompany his wife during the holidays is an actor.This doesn't work either.
Yu Zhile rested his hands on the keyboard, lost in thought.Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, Luo Tiange became anxious: "There are so many jobs, none of which are suitable for me?" Didn't it mean that I can handle martial arts coaching and security?
The cheongsam beauty patted Luo Tiange's arm, signaling him not to worry.When she patted like this, the irascible lion suddenly turned into a docile loyal dog. Luo Tiange restrained his temper and listened to Yu Zhile explain the pros and cons of several jobs.
This doesn't work either, that doesn't work either.
Finding a job is really hard!
To choose one of them, Luo Tiange was a little hesitant for a moment, unable to tell which one was better.After hesitating for a while, Luo Tiange still couldn't change his temper, couldn't hold back, and asked, "Is there any other choice?"
At this moment, on the computer that Yu Zhile turned on, an urgent recruitment message appeared in the background of the work.Yu Zhile took a quick look, there was a group of academicians in the country who was about to go abroad for exchange, but one of the originally arranged accompanying bodyguards suddenly fell ill and couldn't follow the departure on time.In order to ensure the safety of the academicians, a reliable bodyguard must be re-arranged.
It is not an exaggeration to say that these academicians are the national treasures of Huaguo.The bodyguards who can protect them at close range are all carefully selected.Even if someone is sick, there will be a substitute on top, and there is no need to recruit outside.However, terrorists abroad have been rampant recently, and I heard that there are non-humans joining in.Safety is a big problem, with inherent limitations, human bodyguards may not be able to handle it.Furthermore, a new department for finding jobs for goblins has been opened this year, and those who should support it must also give strong support.In addition to funds, the same is true in action.After researching the above, I decided to send an internal recruitment.
It's better to come early than to come early.Yu Zhile immediately said, "Yes, there is still a job you can do."
Generally, the job of security refers to not only security guards, but also bodyguards.It's just that rich and powerful people hire bodyguards, and the requirements are very high.In addition to being able to fight, you also need to be strict with your mouth.However, Luo Tiange seemed to be a straightforward person who had nothing to say, and Yu Zhile didn't mention it in front of him for fear of something going wrong.
But now, it's rare to have such an opportunity, as long as Luo Tiange keeps his mouth shut, it seems that he can't compete.After all, it is a rare opportunity. After thinking about it, Yu Zhile raised her mouth and turned the computer screen to Luo Tiange: "How about this job?"
Luo Tiange is literate.In other words, he was illiterate before, but after pursuing his wife, in order to have more common topics with his wife who is a cultural demon, he began to learn to read under the guidance of his wife.After a long time of hard work, he can't do with too remote characters, but ordinary reading and writing are no longer difficult for him.
Luo Tiange was very excited after only reading the beginning of the recruitment notice.After reading it, he was so excited that he couldn't speak: "This... I really have the qualifications?"
He is just a low-level demon, what kind of luck is this?Luo Tiange became unconfident.
That is a small group of people who stand at the top of Huaguo's wisdom.Everyone has made countless contributions to the country with their golden brains.Luo Tiange admired cultural people the most in his life, like his father-in-law, he respected and feared them.Of course, there is a sense of guilt of 'robbing' someone's precious daughter, but more of it is respect.It is true that the monster clan respects the strong, but most of them also respect the old monsters who know a lot and have a lot of experience.
It is not an exaggeration to say that these academicians are cultural people among cultural people.Being able to work with such a person, his father-in-law will look at him highly, and the possibility of letting go of his promise to get married is another level higher.
Such a good thing, is it really my turn?Luo Tiange had a rare look of anxiety on his face.Can there still be pies in the sky?
"Of course." Yu Zhile nodded affirmatively, saying that not only did the pie fall from the sky, but the pie might even be warm meat: "This is a competition for employment, I can sign up for you right now, but whether you can succeed or not, It also depends on the selection results."
So what are you waiting for, report now!
Urged by Luo Tiange's eyes, Yu Zhile quickly helped to fill in the registration form.While filling it out, Yu Zhile asked, "You haven't done anything bad before, have you?" For example, collecting protection money or something.
It's not that Yu Zhile underestimates people. After all, it is to protect the national treasure. The review must be strict, and you have to ask everything you need to ask, so as not to cause accidents when the time comes.
"How can this be a bad thing?!" Luo Tiange replied quickly, as if realizing something, he took off the gold jewelry on his body, and then stretched out his hand to wipe the tattoo on the skin to disappear: "When I came to the human world, In those few years, "Young and Dangerous" just became popular. Aren't young people in the streets and alleys all dressed like this, and there are skulls and so on. When I was squeezed out by others, I followed suit. But I don’t like skulls, so I only got gold ornaments, and I got used to wearing them later, so I didn’t bother to change them.”
Gold is so beautiful and luxurious.It's a pity that they were all ruined by the random meaning given by humans.
Why is it okay to wear a thin gold necklace, but when you wear a big gold chain, you are a hooligan?This is discrimination!
The beauty in the cheongsam also helped to explain: "Don't look at him with a fierce face, but he has a gentle personality. He hasn't done anything bad. Before, he said he was just messing around, but in fact he was doing odd jobs everywhere to earn a little money. He spent it Every penny comes from an innocent source, and it is a legitimate way, not by force. But it is true that he can be defeated more."
Goose is originally a particularly combative poultry.Before they were enlightened, domesticated geese were famous for their toughness, and there was even a saying that an otaku was a [-] goose.The fighting power of two otaku is comparable to that of a goose. Even if there are exaggerations in it, it is enough to show how capable a creature like a goose is.
Luo Tiange used to be the most capable leading goose in the flock, and after becoming a master, his force value increased even more.Even the goblins can't beat him.Even against a goblin in the form of a ferocious beast, he still has the power to fight.It is not a lie to say that it can fight.
Yu Zhile has never doubted this. When he went to the countryside in previous years, he had seen a lot of big white geese chasing after grown men and scurrying away in fright.
"As for Tiange's temperament," the cheongsam beauty said without Yu Zhile's opening, "Although he is bright, he is not stupid. He has a sense of what to say and what not to say. Impossible, he can't understand foreign languages."
Can you still expect a native of Hua who has never stepped outside the country to be able to speak foreign languages?
Don't make trouble, he has only just learned to read and write the Chinese language.
How to communicate in different languages?
Isn't that a chicken talking to a duck?
"Even if the other party can speak Chinese, or is Chinese, it's fine, Tian Ge is actually just with you, so he's just being careless." After all, they are all monsters, and he is a little monster, so there is nothing worthy of a big monster's plot.Of course, talking openly is more appreciated by demons than being petty and secretive.This is also Luo Tiange's little wisdom.The cheongsam beauty continued: "Following outsiders, he is actually very taciturn. Others don't have the ability to pry words out of his mouth. If there are really secret agents and spies who bump into them stupidly, the possibility of being dealt with by him is much higher than if he speaks." "As the saying goes, my goose brother in society, people don't talk harshly, so he is the one who talks about it.
Say it early!
With no history of blackmail, and the ability to fight with a strict mouth, he is definitely a good material for a high-level bodyguard.If he knew this earlier, what was he worrying about before.Now Yu Zhile was relieved, and printed out the completed application form: "There is a time and address on the form, remember to attend the selection on time."
It's a good job.Not to mention the high salary, in addition to the special task of protecting academicians to go abroad for exchanges, the usual working hours are also stable, with a shift system.The work is easy, the benefits are complete, and there are five social insurances and one housing fund.If you do well, the goblin bodyguards who have made meritorious service will also be rewarded. Depending on the merit, you can choose different training resources.If this resource is not needed, or if it is an ordinary human bodyguard, this reward will also be discounted.
In addition to these, there are hidden benefits.I can serve as a bodyguard for the academicians, and when I go out in the future, not to mention my contacts, my resume is also good-looking.Whether it is looking for another job or setting up a bodyguard company by yourself, it is very beneficial.
"If you forget anything, you can't forget this. I will definitely be there on time." Luo Tiange promised.He is not a person who does not know good and bad. Luo Tiange took the registration form and secretly decided to tidy himself up after going back.You can no longer find it troublesome to maintain a shape all the time.In order not to cause misunderstanding, when the time comes, there will be thousands of troops and horses, and they will finally squeeze through the single-plank bridge, and he will be brushed off because of this.How wronged.
Luo Tiange and the beauty in the cheongsam came quickly and left quickly.Yu Zhile was the only one left in the small building soon.After tossing around for so long, the sky has already darkened, and Yu Zhile's Wu Zang Temple has long been rebelling non-stop.As soon as Luo Tiange and the others left, he immediately turned off the computer, checked the doors and windows, and prepared to go home.
Although the dormitory upstairs is basically unoccupied, it is still ventilated from time to time.Every day after Yu Zhile goes to work, he will go up to open the doors and windows, and before leaving get off work, he will go to close them again.The same is true today.
"Who makes grilled fish so delicious?" Yu Zhile couldn't help but stop when the window was half closed.It's so fragrant, as soon as you smell it, you know that the fish must be grilled very deliciously.
There were no barbecue stalls nearby. Looking out the window, Yu Zhile noticed that the yard opposite the back door of the small building had been empty for a long time. He thought no one lived in it. In a building similar in style to the small building, there were actually people walking around today.
When Yu Zhile first joined the job, he knew that the small building was donated and lent to a special department by a wealthy person.The house opposite should also belong to that rich man.Unexpectedly, the life of the rich is no different from that of ordinary people.Also when I am free, I will set up a barbecue grill in the yard and grill things by myself.
Just by smelling the taste, the craftsmanship is pretty good.Yu Zhile dared to use his sense of smell spoiled by a good cook to say that he has a good taste and taste, and the other party has firmly occupied the item of 'fragrance'.It's a pity that the sky is dark, and I can't take a close look. I don't know how the 'color' is, and I can't taste it to judge how it tastes.
Rather than thinking about it here, it's better to go home early and pester Brother Gu to make fish for him.Maybe Brother Gu will have time to cook for himself today, and he won't use the skills of other chefs in the restaurant to waste himself!
Yu Zhile quickly closed the window and went downstairs, when he smelled the smell of fish and was filled with regret, he suddenly heard a knock on the door.After looking at it, Yu Zhile realized that there was a person standing at the door of the small building at some point, and the person was knocking on the door frame with his fingers.The man looked like he was about 26, and he was very handsome.So handsome that it is almost dazzling, many people's dream lover should have this appearance.He was wearing a white casual shirt and black trousers.That dress looks familiar no matter how you look at it.
However, a white shirt and black trousers are very common men's attire. Although the man in front of him looked a little handsome and looked a little more temperamental, there was nothing worthy of attention.
"Looking for a job?" I didn't expect the goblin to have this kind of money. My eyes are full, but my stomach is still hungry.Especially after being hooked by the scent of fish just now, Yu Zhile started to feel greedy.For the first time, he felt that he should not be too envious of the brother department next door, and that busy business is not entirely a good thing.
Maybe it's time to hire staff?
At least take turns, so that there is more or less time to eat, so you don't need to be hungry.
But that's for the future, as for now, the smell of grilled fish wafts in the air, Yu Zhile tried his best to ignore the seduction of the mermaid, and quickly entered the working state.
"I'm not looking for a job."
Well, the voice is also nice, not too low, not too clear, slightly magnetic, which can be said to be very attractive.The best, this is, this brother must be very popular in the marriage market.It's a pity that she is a goblin. Although shemale is not so different these days, it is quite difficult to fall in love.It is necessary to overcome racial barriers, overcome life expectancy inequality, and a series of problems to achieve positive results.
Of course, it's all good when it's in fairy human form.Influenced by strange novels such as Liaozhai and various mythological TV series, many people have fantasized about having a glamorous or handsome fairy object.But really speaking, it's just Ye Gong's fondness for dragons.If you don’t believe me, try to change into the original form. How many people can say love words to a fox, and then slap.
Forget about a fox, anyway, it's still pretty.What if the object is a crocodile?
Forget about the first two actions, but with love, it might still be possible.The last slap, slap, just thinking about it makes me sick.One can imagine how difficult it is to be in love with a ladyboy.Yu Zhile sighed and put the matter aside.
What would you do if you weren't looking for a job?
Just now when Yu Zhile thought this way, the other party seemed to see his doubts, and a little smile appeared on his face: "Do you want to eat grilled fish?"
???
Inexplicably, I suddenly came to the door and asked if I would like to eat grilled fish.He is quite handsome, but he has some brain problems, Yu Zhile felt a little sympathetic.However, when grilled fish was mentioned, Yu Zhile finally remembered who it was.No wonder he felt familiar, just now when he followed the scent upstairs, he only glanced at the house from a distance.
Isn't this the buddy who grilled fish in the yard before?
Now, Yu Zhile didn't feel that the other party was inexplicable, but felt that the handsome and shining monster in front of him now looked even more shining.Aside from being handsome, the most important thing is that he is kind-hearted, understanding, generous, and friendly to his neighbors.
Otherwise, there are so many goblins in Huaguo, and many goblins can't even find a job and struggle to make ends meet. How can he be so rich?It is obvious that he has done a lot of good things and accumulated character.No, monster.So if he doesn't get rich, who gets rich? !
"Eat!" Yu Zhile nodded resolutely, speaking loudly.Even something like 'This isn't great, is it? ', I didn't say such adult-style hypocritical words, and I found a very reasonable reason for myself in my heart: barbecue is boring to eat alone.There are many people to be lively!
Besides, no matter what his reasons are, for rich people, it is not surprising to do anything.Seeing that you are pleasing to the eye, what’s the point of treating you to a meal of grilled fish? Didn’t it also be reported in the news that there are rich people in foreign countries who are pleasing to the eyes of other people’s children, so they adopted the other party and even helped the whole family immigrate.The same is pleasing to the eye, but in comparison, he is completely insignificant.
If you answer not to eat and go against your inner will, you will be struck by lightning!
Yu Zhile closed the door swiftly, and followed them away in a hurry.After walking in, Yu Zhile realized that the other party was really rich.The small building is funded by the state, and the configuration inside is so good, with various talismans.It turned out that the other party was a purely private residence. Standing in the yard, as far as Yu Zhile could see, there were many talismans carved on it.
Although most of them are dust removal talismans that keep clean, and common talisman papers such as vajra talismans for strong houses, they are also very expensive.After all, no matter how common the talisman is, there are too few people who can portray it now, and it has become expensive.Rare things are precious, and this principle has always been the case throughout the ages.
Judging from the appearance, the layout of this house is exactly the same as that of the small building. It should be a brother building, and it is estimated that they were built together.The only difference is that the yard of the small building is the back yard, while the yard here is the front yard.
There is a grill in the yard, the charcoal fire inside is red, and there are all kinds of prepared ingredients beside it, and there is a fish that has just been grilled, which is very delicious at first glance.
I couldn't see clearly from a distance before, but now I'm close, and the color and fragrance are complete, and I just need to taste it.
"You eat first." There was a chair next to the grill with an apron on it. While wearing the apron, the young man signaled Yu Zhile not to wait for him: "The temperature should be about the same, not too hot." It was just right for eating.As he said that, the young man put two chicken legs, two skewers of squid, and a few prawns on the grill.Finally, after thinking about it, he put two more fish on it.Fortunately, the grill is big enough, otherwise it would not be able to fit it.
Yu Zhile was a little embarrassed at first, it was baked by others after all.He has just met and is not familiar with him, how can he pick the fruits of other people's labor.Although the fish looked delicious and he wanted to eat it very much, but he just thought about it and was not ready to act.But the attitude of the other party is very natural, just like greeting a close friend.In addition, Yu Zhile was indeed greedy, and by some coincidence, he really picked up the grilled fish and started to eat it.
Well, it's burnt and delicious.
The fish skin is slightly burnt, but the fish inside is extremely tender, and the fishy smell is basically negligible.Fresh and spicy, with a hint of sweetness of honey.Looking at the many fish he has eaten in the past twenty years, this fish can be considered top grade.
Yu Zhile ate very satisfyingly.Many people eat fish because they are afraid of fishbone getting stuck in their throats, so they eat very carefully, and slow down as much as they can, for fear that if they accidentally make a mistake, they will suffer again at that time.Yu Zhile is not. He eats fish all the year round and has already become a skilled worker.If you catch a cat and compete with him for fish, he won't lose.He ate the fish very fast, and after a while, there was only a pile of complete fish bones left on the empty plate where the grilled fish was originally placed.The kind that can spell fish.
A fish into the belly, barely relieved the gluttony.Yu Zhile got up, he couldn't grasp the proportion of the seasoning, and he couldn't watch others work, so he had to help brush the honey clumsily.You can't go wrong with more honey, no matter how much honey you use, it won't be too sweet.
After brushing one side, he turned over the ingredients lying on the grill. Yu Zhile dipped in honey before continuing to brush, when he suddenly remembered something.
The advantage is taken, the fish has begun to digest, but he still doesn't know the other party's name.Yu Zhile continued to swipe the honey for a while, and began to think a little embarrassedly, how to ask the name to be more natural and not too obtrusive.Don't make the other person aware of your negligence.
"What are you thinking? The fish is almost washed down by you." There were not enough plates for the ingredients, the young man turned back to the house to get the plates, and when he came back, he saw Yu Zhile in a daze.It's okay to be in a daze, but he unconsciously grabbed a fish and brushed it vigorously, so hard that the skin of the grilled fish was wiped away.If you continue to brush like this, this fish will be useless, and you will only end up throwing it in the trash can, and you can't chew on the fish bones.
Hearing this, Yu Zhile finally came to his senses, looked down and saw that it was really like this, quickly stopped, flipped the grilled fish over again as if nothing had happened, and hid the bald side under the bottom.
"I'm not thinking about what kind of beautiful posture I should use to hug the thigh of a local tyrant like you. I don't know if I asked you for your contact information and you will give it. You came back before you came up with the result." Yu Zhile He's been lying all his life, and he's figured out a good way to ask for his name.
All the grilled fish were invited, and the young man was not stingy with a contact method, and he reported his phone number when he opened his mouth.
"Is this Penguin? Or?" Yu Zhile pretended not to notice that it was a phone number, put down the seasoning brush, took out her phone, unlocked it and handed it to the other party: "Add it."
Sure enough, the other party subconsciously picked up the phone, manually entered the number, and filled in the remarks thoughtfully.
Plan pass!
Yu Zhile took back her phone, and saw a new name added to the address book: Bai Ze.
Bai Ze is one of the ancient spirit beasts. Now the little monsters are walking around everywhere, and there are very few big monsters, let alone such ancient big monsters.Yu Zhile didn't think that the Yaohui in front of him was the real Bai Ze, but felt that this name suited him inexplicably.
Yu Zhile pressed to dial, and Bai Ze's cell phone rang: "Do you want me to help you change the note?" I heard that there are a lot of secrets in the cell phones of rich people, so Yu Zhile originally said this because he wanted to inform the other party of his name as naturally as possible Who would have thought that Bai Ze would send the phone out unsuspectingly after hearing the words: "It's troublesome."
My surname is Yu... Yu Zhile swallowed what he had prepared a long time ago, completely losing the chance to speak.After finding the call record, saving the number and adding a name, Yu Zhile didn't dare to do anything else, and hurriedly returned it.
Now, the barbecue is cooked, and the two of them are considered friends. They simply stopped the action of grilling again, and carried the plate to the side together, eating and chatting at the same time.
After talking nonsense for a while, Yu Zhile's previous guess was confirmed.The small building was indeed donated and lent by others.
The detached antique small villa with courtyard in this area, I borrowed it as soon as I said it.Sure enough.
"It's just a donation, not a donation." Bai Ze was a little dumbfounded by Yu Zhile's eyes looking at the local tyrant: "I have nothing to lose." A house was lent out, and a lot of convenience doors were opened for him.Of course, there are reasons for his status, but more of it is because of mutual benefit.
A relationship without interest will never last long.
"Eat more." A total of two large plates were baked, more than half of which fell into Yu Zhile's mouth.It's not that Yu Zhile eats fast, Bai Ze can't catch him.But for some unknown reason, Bai Ze kept putting food on his side, all of which were seafood. Yu Zhile thought that Bai Ze didn't like seafood, so he ate it generously and solved it for the other party.
After eating and starting the next round of grilling, Yu Zhile did not forget to put a few more items on the grill, the chicken, duck, beef, mutton, and vegetables that Bai Ze might like can also be grilled.
Who knew that after the roasting, Bai Ze still put most of the food on his side, Yu Zhile was a little puzzled: "You don't like barbecue?" Why bother if you don't like barbecue?It is also very troublesome to move such a large grill around.
"It's okay. I originally invited friends over today, but they all have something to do temporarily."
So it turned out, Yu Zhile suddenly realized, no wonder Bai Ze invited him over for a barbecue out of the blue.Feelings have been let go, he can't solve these ingredients by himself, so he asked someone to help.If you have money, save it, don't waste it, Yu Zhile dialed up his evaluation of Bai Ze again.
This was actually just an excuse, Bai Ze didn't invite any friends at all.This barbecue was specially prepared by Bai Ze for Yu Zhile.Bai Ze knew about the establishment of a new department in Xiaolou for a long time, but he never took it to heart.It wasn't until he came back for a short stay and felt the familiar atmosphere that Bai Ze paid more attention to the past.
With this attention, he found that Yu Zhile looked like a human being, but he had the blood of his old friend.And this bloodline is still on the verge of awakening, but not awakened, and the state is very unstable.
It is very difficult for a big monster to have offspring. When old friends are away, he always has to take care of his offspring.It's the same even if the blood of this offspring is impure, it's okay to be impure now, just make up for it, if you have enough, it will be fine after awakening.
Recalling the huge size of the old friend, none of the ancient big monsters were originally small.Look at Yu Zhile again, so thin and small, he is better than bean sprouts, with a thin body that can be pushed down with a finger, he is malnourished at first glance.Bai Ze completely ignored it. With his ability, even an ordinary monster that thrived would not be able to support him with a single finger.Bai Ze grilled another big fish and put it in front of Yu Zhile: "Eat more."
Although they are all common ingredients, they can be supplemented with quantity.It's not that Bai Ze is reluctant to be good, it's mainly because of Yu Zhile's current physical condition, it's easy to be overwhelmed by excessive supplementation.Don't overthink things anymore, it's better to proceed step by step as it is now.
……eat more.
I heard this sentence for the second time today, but I am full.The smell of fish is still very attractive, but I can't eat it because my eyes are big and my heart is small.Yu Zhile was a little worried, did Bai Ze treat him like a pig?
"You're too thin." Saying that, Bai Ze put another bunch of freshly grilled open-back prawns on top of the grilled fish.His old friend's family all have the same taste, and they all love seafood, but they have their own preferences in the type of seafood.Like his old friend, his favorite is grilled squid, especially squid claws, which are chewy and tender.His old friend almost ate the squid to extinction, but found something wrong when he was halfway through eating it, and developed the breeding industry in time, so that the delicacy of squid is not missing on the human table.
However, according to his observation today, although Yu Zhile also likes seafood, he prefers to eat fish, followed by shrimp. As for scallops, he doesn't care if he has them or not.
Facing the host's enthusiasm, Yu Zhile didn't have the nerve to refuse at first, so he had to force himself to continue eating.Who knew that the ingredients on Bai Ze's side seemed to be free of money, they were put on the grill like water, and then delivered to his plate like water.At the end of the meal, Yu Zhile almost didn't feel psychologically disturbed by the meal, and he just ate it so badly that he ran away.
Starting today, he will be fine for the next week, no, wait, three days.Yu Zhile secretly swore that starting today, he would not touch seafood for the next three days.
For a seafood lover, three days
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