Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

Killer?

What a joke!

Am I like that demon? !

Mo Qianglan looked at Yu Zhile in disbelief, feeling deep pain in his heart for his misunderstanding of her.It's not that her head is broken, why can't she think about being a killer.Is the game not fun, or is the novel not good-looking?Human life is colorful, and there are so many pleasures in life. She has worked so hard to become a spirit, not to kill people.

"I'm full. I think I've lived too long, so I want to be a killer!" Mo Qianglan rolled her eyes at Yu Zhile without any scruples about her image.

Realizing that he had misunderstood, Yu Zhile was not angry, and withdrew his hand from pressing the switch, and apologized embarrassingly.

"Forget it, it's no wonder you misunderstood." Mo Qianglan recalled what she said before, and found that it was a bit confusing.Scavenger or something, although dung beetles have a saying of "nature's scavenger".But in the hearts of human beings, the word scavenger seems to be used more on killers who remove scum and obstacles.The big demon must have been in the human race for a long time, so when he heard what he said, he subconsciously thought about it.

Mo Qianglan graciously forgave Yu Zhile.

"In fact, I just want to be a cleaner. It doesn't matter if it's sweeping buildings or streets. But I've never been able to pass the interviews." Speaking of this, Mo Qianglan couldn't help but feel a little discouraged: "I've been interviewing frequently for less than half a month, and I can run three times a day. Four companies, and it turned out that there was no company willing to take me." Otherwise, she wouldn't come to Xiaolou to try her luck.

"It's fine if you don't accept me. Some male interviewers like to touch their hands." The eyes and actions of those humans were really disgusting to the demon, and Mo Qianglan was so angry that she exploded on the spot, and gave them some nasty words. Two feet on the part: "It's obvious that they have dirty thoughts, but after being beaten by me, these people screamed and accused me of indiscretion, saying that I seduced them first."

Seduce them?

Heh, who is it? It's a bit too self-righteous.With a fat head, I don't know what I'm thinking, it's so dirty.Obviously, she had deliberately changed into clothes that conformed to the conservative concept of human beings, so she deliberately put away her beloved leather armor.This is the leather armor transformed from the carapace of her body!

"It's not seduction. What's wrong with you, a young girl, you came here to apply for a cleaning job. Didn't you want to find another way to get a position?"

"Aren't we just fulfilling your wish? We actually hit people with our hands. No matter how beautiful it is, what's the use of being a tigress? Don't try to climb up to rich people in this life. Only rich people can see if they are blind." on you!"

Tsk, that exasperated look!

Not only did it hurt the eyes, but it also polluted the ears. At that time, Mo Qianglan picked out her ears, and then kicked back the interviewers who were lying on the ground and covering the important parts before barely getting up.

What's wrong with the young girl, no matter how young she is, she still eats with her own hands!

Do well and sit well.

"It's strange that they are human beings. When young girls are unwilling to do low-level jobs, they blame others, saying that they are young and not down-to-earth at all. They will only aim high and deserve nothing. Now the young girls take the initiative to interview for low-level jobs. They also said that I am famous." Although Yu Zhile is not from the same family, but everyone is a goblin, there is nothing wrong with him in front of him, Mo Qianglan simply complained.

Yu Zhile only thought that she was in a hurry, and didn't pay attention to what she said for a while, so she didn't take the word "they human" to heart.

"That's fine. Sometimes I meet a female interviewer, or a company that can be hired directly without an interview. I don't know what illusion I gave them, or what, they always feel that I can't work for a long time. , so I was not allowed to do cleaning, and suggested that I go to other companies to find a job, or change to a suitable job interview." Mo Qianglan, who was repeatedly hit by a wall, felt depressed in her heart.

But the latter is actually not incomprehensible.In today's society, those who are willing to do cleaning are all uncles and aunts, and even younger ones are aunts and uncles in their forties or fifties.Mo Qianglan is such a young girl, fashionable and beautiful, in the eyes of various companies, isn't it uncertain.

It is dirty and smelly from morning to night.

How could the little girl suffer so much!

Yu Zhile comforted her a few words, and then asked: "Then what do you think now, do you still want to be a cleaner?"

Mo Qianglan nodded affirmatively, otherwise why would she come here.

This is simple. There is actually a shortage of sanitation workers in every city.The wages of sanitation workers are low, and the work intensity is high.Summer is hot and winter is cold, so not many people are willing to do this job.Yu Zhile called the Environmental Protection Bureau, and Mo Qianglan went over to sign a contract, and after receiving the work clothes and cleaning tools, she could take office directly without waiting.

Sending Mo Qianglan away, Yu Zhile originally thought that she would not see her again in a short time.After all, he is an otaku and doesn't go out very much, and the area that Mo Qianglan is responsible for cleaning is not nearby, unless one day Mo Qianglan wants to change jobs, the two may meet again.Who knew that within a few days, when Yu Zhile went online, he saw Mo Qianglan's photo online.

Mo Qianglan was wearing orange overalls and a hat sweeping the floor. Someone photographed her and became a new generation of Internet celebrities.

"What the hell is the Goddess Scavenger!" Those who didn't know thought they were talking about killers, but when they clicked on the big picture, Yu Zhile imagined how other people would react when they saw the title and the text, and almost didn't laugh Biased.

"It's rare to be able to sweep the street so imposingly. It doesn't look like a sweeping monk. It looks like a female star filming a movie. The feeling of pretending to be a sanitation worker and assassinating a big man. It's just that the makeup is not in place. The makeup artist should put it on. She turned into a little more ordinary, and now she is too conspicuous to complete the assassination mission."

"Looking good these days is an advantage! They are all homeless, and the handsome one is called Brother Sharp. They are all sanitation workers, and the beautiful one is called Goddess Scavenger. Appearance determines everything, see the photo Finally, I couldn't utter the sound of Aunt Cleaning in my mouth."

After reading the comments, Yu Zhile finally figured out how Mo Qianglan got her title.Scavenger, a street sweeper can be called a scavenger, and a killer can also be called a scavenger.A street sweeper who looks like a killer, of course, can be called a scavenger.

As for the goddess, which one is not a goddess who looks better now?

What's more, Mo Qianglan just looked at her appearance, she was not just ordinary pretty.Not to mention her pretty face, wearing rustic and loose work clothes that don't show her figure at all can't hide the cold and domineering Yujie Fan on her body.Standing in a pile of garbage, she is holding a broom and dustpan. She is out of place, but at the same time has a strange harmony.

After receiving so many job applicants, Yu Zhile's work is finally on the right track.The goblins were not so afraid of him, Mo Qianglan's matter had just been dealt with, not long after reading the gossip, another goblin ran over to ask for help.

The visitor came in the evening, before Yu Zhile closed the door.When he came, Yu Zhile was throwing the keyboard on the computer desk aside, the place where the keyboard was originally placed was now occupied by a pot full of crayfish.The spicy and delicious smell wafted everywhere, causing the passers-by outside the door to swallow their saliva.I want to speed up my pace to leave this area, but I am also reluctant to speed up my pace, wanting to sniff more greedily.

What a sweet annoyance.Many passers-by decided to find a food stall to order some catties of crayfish to satisfy their cravings before going home, otherwise 100% of them would not be able to sleep at night.

Crayfish are delicious only when they are hot. He Fa Xiaogang asked the store helper to bring them to him.Not long after it was out of the pot, it was definitely steaming hot.Yu Zhile originally wanted to close the door of the small building before opening it, but he couldn't stand the test for a while, and was so tempted that he couldn't stand it, thinking that there would be no one there anyway, it doesn't matter whether the door is closed or not.After successfully convincing himself to obey his inner desire, Yu Zhile couldn't wait to lift the lid of the crayfish packing box.

Unexpectedly, it was such an unfortunate thing that Yu Zhile put on the disposable gloves. Yu Zhile picked up a crayfish, but before he could shell it, a job seeker came over.

This job seeker seems to be very afraid of the heat, the sun is starting to set, he is still holding a parasol, and he is also holding a mini handheld fan in his hand.The fan has a lot of wind, facing the face, working hard.Just like that, the job applicant's face was still covered with a thin layer of sweat, obviously very hot.

If it goes on like this, you'll get heatstroke.Yu Zhile held up a crayfish, ignoring the embarrassment.He quickly threw the shrimp back into the basin, took off the disposable gloves, and took out the remote control of the air conditioner, all in one go.

As soon as the air conditioner was turned on, after walking in, there was no sunlight, and a burst of cold air hit. Xia Mo breathed a sigh of relief, put away the umbrella, and he helped close the door for fear of the air-conditioning going out.

"I'm so hot, I finally came back to life." Xia Mo ran to the air conditioner vent and let out a comfortable sigh.

With the air conditioner, the small fan in the other party's hand was not turned off. It could be seen that it was really hot.Yu Zhile couldn't help showing sympathy: "This is the first time I've seen a goblin who is so afraid of heat like you." It stands to reason that no matter how weak a goblin is, it will be more tolerant than ordinary people. It is rare for ordinary people to be so afraid of heat. , let alone a goblin.

"Don't mention it, I was also unlucky. I was not lucky enough to be reincarnated into other animals. It's okay to be a spirit now. When I was not cultivated before, with this weather, let alone go out, I would have died a long time ago." Even now, he didn't dare to walk around against the sun at noon.Xia Mo looked at the air conditioner with a moved face, and said to Yu Zhile while enjoying the air-conditioning: "To be honest, if it wasn't forced by life, I wouldn't even want to come out today."

But if he doesn't come out again, he can't even turn on the air conditioner, so it's not a big deal to go to the supermarket to cool off.

He is not the kind of monster who loves to take advantage of small things.You must think of a way out and support yourself.

"What smell?" In the middle of complaining, with the air conditioner, Xia Mo suddenly smelled a strange fragrance.Smell it, it's the kind of fragrance that floods the mouth.