Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

The savior who is better than chrysanthemum tea in reducing fire is called Bai Yi.This name sounds like two brothers with Bai Lin, Yu Zhile almost thought he was a lark too.

Fortunately, before Yu Zhile had time to speak, Bai Yi spoke first, thus avoiding embarrassment.

"My body is a termite." Bai Yi's appearance was very tall and handsome, a tough guy in the entertainment industry should have this appearance.Just looking at the appearance, it is completely impossible to imagine what his body is.The contrast is too great, the size of a termite is only one.As for Bai Yi, let alone tall and burly, even if he was wearing clothes, the thin material could not cover his muscles at all.

Most insects have a short lifespan. Among termites, except for the queen, other termites are not long-lived species.For Bai Yi to become a master, both talent and luck are indispensable, which can be said to be very rare.

Termites are pests. Before coming, Bai Yi hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't hold back his instincts, so he gritted his teeth and said, "I don't know what my specialty is, I just want to eat wood."

A termite, a life that does not eat wood, can it be a complete life?

Without wood decay, the joy of living is completely lost, okay?

After becoming mature, Bai Yi still deeply loves the wood-boring wood.In his eyes, wood is not only his food, but also his favorite teething toy.The process of mothing wood is full of fun. If there is no moth for a day, his teeth will itch. He always wants to find a piece of wood to grind.

Originally, it was nothing. Is there any termite in the world that doesn't eat wood?

But he has become a spirit. The country has strict control over spirited goblins, and goblins cannot do anything harmful to humans and the country.It's fine to just play around the edge, but if you really want to let go of the moth, he can empty out the Xing'an Mountains.

If you are addicted enough, the time of death is coming.

After finally becoming a master, Bai Yi still wants to live happily by holding the wood for a long time, and doesn't want to court death.

"It doesn't need too much, as long as there is wood for me to eat every day. After I transform into a human form, I can actually eat human food." Bai Yi, who is very clear about his own lethality, did not dare to embarrass Yu Zhile too much.Fearing that the big demon would be impatient, he turned his face and slapped him to death.Bai Yi is very rational, and he didn't expect to live a luxurious life of having wood every day, holding two at a time, eating one and throwing one away: "Human food is a meal, and the wood just needs to be enough for snacks and snacks to satisfy your hunger." Just like humans eat spicy noodles, they don’t need to be full.

No one will eat spicy strips as a meal, expecting to eat spicy strips to be full.

Yu Zhile was shocked by this simple wish.However, after learning about Bai Yi's food intake, and considering environmental protection issues, no matter how simple Bai Yi's wish is, it is quite difficult to fulfill.Don't think that the amount of snacks is not big, some people just like to eat snacks.When I don’t eat, I have to scratch my heart and lungs. When I eat, I can’t control it.

Although Bai Yi seems to have self-control now, who knows what will happen in the future.Yu Zhile just thought this way, but soon realized that he had misjudged the other party.

Bai Yi has a fart of self-control.

Noticed that the white wings floated to the desk, the floor, and other wooden products in the room from time to time, with salivating eyes full of appetite.That feeling of being hungry for three or four days without water or rice.Yu Zhile couldn't help but stood up and stood in front of the desk.

Although he can't stop much, but this is public property, and damages to public property must be compensated out of his own pocket.I haven't received my salary this month, so I can't pay it back.

Seeing Yu Zhile's subtle movements, Bai Yi lowered her head in embarrassment, restrained her gaze, and said apologetically, "I was raised by a human child before, and I haven't eaten wood for a long time. When I suddenly see food, I feel a little bit in control." Can't stop." What Bai Yi didn't say was that in fact, when he saw all kinds of pedestrian trees on the way here, he was already too hungry.In order not to break the rules, he spent all his savings and bought a potted plant at the flower and tree market and gnawed it off.

Originally, I wanted to satisfy my hunger.But it’s okay to refrain from eating wood, once you start the precept, you really can’t stop it.Not only was it not enjoyable, but it was even more craving.Looking at the solid wood decorations in the small building, Bai Yi only felt that his teeth were about to move.The wood fragrance almost made his saliva come out.

It's too inhuman to suppress people's nature and make him hungry even though the food is right in front of him.Yu Zhile couldn't bear it anymore.There happened to be a wooden globe on the desk, which was a decoration added by Yu Zhile later, not public property.

It doesn't cost much for a globe, so treat your friends for snacks.Yu Zhile picked up the globe and handed it to Bai Yi: "Eat."

The big demon is so easy-going.

Holding the globe, Bai Yi burst into tears of gratitude. The 1.9-meter tall man looked at Yu Zhile with tears in his eyes, and Yu Zhile had a strange feeling of being bullied.

Holding the globe, Bai Yi cherished it all the more.But no matter how cherished, the globe is only so big in total, and it will be eaten up soon.After eating, he relieved Bai Yi a little bit, tried his best to divert his gaze from other wooden products, and talked about his previous experience as if to divert his attention.

It's also pathetic.

Isn't it popular to keep pets now? As long as you find an owner for yourself, you can live a life with food and drink.

Apart from being a pet, where can I find such a wonderful life? !

Bai Yi resolutely followed suit and changed back to her original body.

But because he is a termite, unlike cats and dogs, even if they are a little dirty, there are caring people who take them home as stray animals.Insects like termites, not to mention taking them home, would be good if passers-by saw them and didn't trample them to death.Bai Yi's road to find the master was extremely bumpy and tortuous.

Fortunately, in the end, Bai Yi made a mistake and was taken home by a kid who was still in kindergarten.Today's children all pay attention to the all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor.To educate children, we must start from an early age. The teachers in the kindergarten assigned an ecological homework for the children to let them get close to nature and cultivate their care and patience.Let the students observe the living habits of various small insects and organize them into diaries.

Of course, it is not necessary to observe all of them, as long as one kind of insect is selected for observation.

As soon as the teacher spoke, the whole family mobilized.In the green belt of the community, there are parents who catch insects everywhere.What kind of ants and grasshoppers, if you grab one by one, you can't grab it at all.It was too late to see even the shadow of insects.Even if termites are very harmful, the rare thing is the most valuable thing, and the owner thought that as long as he watched it closely and sealed it well, there should be no problem with one.In short, Baiyi has successfully settled in the children's home.

I thought I could live a good life with food and drink.Even if the wood given every day is not much.Unexpectedly, things turned out to be contrary to expectations, after becoming a pet, Bai Yi was hungry and full, and only a small piece of wood was given after several days, which was not as long as a human finger.And there is no other food to fill the stomach.Bai Yi was so hungry that he almost gnawed on the glass box that closed him.

After the child's observation diary was finished, Bai Yi couldn't take it anymore and ran away.

"After I came out, I worked odd jobs for a few days, but it's hard to find a job these years. When people saw the look in my eyes, they were so frightened that they fired me." He was actually looking at the wooden table and wooden drawer that held the money, not the money. .But the person who hired him didn't know, and thought he was a thief.Fearing that he would guard him and steal the money, some of them almost reported to the police.Those who didn't call the police also quickly dismissed him as if they had seen the plague.

There's no way, I can't live this day.Bai Yi was afraid that he would go on the path of violating the rules of the Yaozu stationed in the human world, and be arrested and executed at that time.So as soon as he heard that the country had a place for goblins to find jobs, after Bai Yi inquired about the situation, he came to the door with hope: "Look, what kind of job is suitable for me in my situation?"

"If it doesn't work, I can work as a coolie." As long as he is not fired and he has money to buy wood to eat, that's fine.Bai Yi's request can be said to be extremely low.

"You wait." Yu Zhile couldn't think of a suitable job for a while, and he couldn't really let him work hard.In fact, with Bai Yi's appearance, he is very suitable to be a fitness instructor, but his eyes are really a problem.Wooden products are everywhere, if Bai Yi loses control and shows a salivating look, he will easily be regarded as a pervert by members who come to the gym.It would be bad if there was a misunderstanding of sexual harassment at that time.The explanation is not clear at all, even if the explanation is clear, it will affect the reputation.

Neither the fitness trainer nor the model, so Yu Zhile opened the database on the computer and started searching.After searching for a long time, I finally saw a suitable one: "What should I do to help the fruit growers? Or you can simply open an orchard by yourself, which can be regarded as starting a business. I can apply for a start-up subsidy here, and the approved funds are enough for you in the following There is a small orchard in the countryside."

Yu Zhile had just finished speaking when he saw Bai Yi looking at him with an indescribable gaze.

What... what's wrong?

Yu Zhile didn't understand what happened. Is there something wrong with his suggestion?Fruit trees need to be taken care of, and the branches and leaves that have been taken care of can't just be used as rations.When the fruit is ripe, it can be sold for money. Isn’t this killing two birds with one stone?

"What's the difference between putting a termite in an orchard and putting a person who has been starving all year round and can't get enough to eat into a warehouse full of food?" Bai Yi endured it, and finally said bravely out.He was afraid that if he didn't say anything, the big demon would really let him contract the orchard later.

To be honest, I'm afraid that by then the planting will not be as fast as he can eat!