I'm a Buddhist foster child
Chapter 68
Yu Wenzhao stared, watching Yang Jian leisurely grilling his chest, and seeing the crowd robbing his chest, Gao Yanzong yelled: "Why do you give the bearded man? I want to eat too!"
Han Feng said: "But Brother Yuan Zhou is not a bearded man now."
Gao Yanzong said: "I, I mean that! No, I want to eat too!"
Yuan Zhou said coldly: "Okay! Today's delicious chest is a lottery. Let's compete and whoever wins will eat!"
Gao Yanzong's arrogance faltered immediately, as if he knew that he couldn't beat Yuan Zhou, and there was no need for a contest.But he immediately thought of a good idea, turned to Gao Changgong and said, "Fourth brother, hit him!"
Gao Changgong rubbed his forehead helplessly, and said, "Ayan, don't make trouble, it's the same if you eat some palm treasures."
Yu Wenzhao: "..."
Yu Wenzhao stood where he was, already becoming completely inconspicuous, as if he, a rebel in the Qinghui Room, did not have a plate of meat to attract attention.
Yang Jian smiled and said, "Let me tell you secretly, in fact, the beef heart tube is also very delicious when roasted. Whoever wants the beef heart tube has to wait in line."
"I!"
"I want I want!"
"I want it too! Give my fourth brother another copy, if he doesn't want it, it's mine!"
Yu Wenzhao felt like he had fallen into a toad pit. These people followed Yang Jian to conquer the north. They fought from Chang'an to Jinyang. They were just such a group of foodies.
Yang Jian looked at Yu Wenzhao and said, "Have you considered it? Do you want to feel the charm of the domineering leader? If you don't think about it again, you will be procrastinating and procrastinating..."
"What do you want?!" Yu Wenzhao pouted his neck, glared at Yang Jian, and said with a sneer, "Kill me?"
"What do you think?" Yang Jian smiled and said, "Jian said, if you don't think about it, they will eat up all the barbecue. The chest is gone, and Zhang Zhongbao and Niu Xinguan have been reserved. Later, you won't even be able to see the slag of meat, all of these people are reincarnated from starving ghosts."
Yu Wenzhao: "..." I thought Yang Jian was going to threaten me, but the focus was on the flesh.
Do not……
This should be regarded as a threat, because Yu Wenzhao has been paying attention since he entered the door, and the meat is too delicious...
Yu Wenzhao's face trembled twice, and he said, "You...you really let him go?"
He, Yu Wenzhao didn't say it clearly, but Yang Jian was so smart that he immediately understood that he was talking about the little emperor Yu Wenyong in the past.
Yang Jian nodded and said, "I let you go a long time ago. Before I saw you, I let you go. If you don't believe me, you can ask Xiaomai. She has become the child bride of Xiaomai's family."
"Who is Little Corn?" Yu Wenzhao looked confused, and then he realized the point, and said, "What the hell is a child bride!"
Yang Jian said with a smile, "Little Corn is the young master of Yuchi's family, you know it too, Yuchi Youqi."
After Yu Wenzhao heard this, he put his heart back a little bit. Yuchi Youqi is his brother's younger brother, and he has always had a good relationship. If it was Yuchi Youqi, he probably wouldn't treat his brother harshly.
Yu Wenzhao automatically ignored the words "children's daughter-in-law" and sighed, as if he had finally lost the battle, but... there was one step missing.
If a person sometimes does not go down the steps, he may stumble and fall to his death. Even if he does not fall to his death, he will fall completely beyond recognition and be disfigured.
Yang Jian seemed to understand Yuwen's mentality that it was hard to get rid of a tiger, so he took the initiative to give him a taiji, and said with a smile: "Zhangzhongbao, Niuxinguan, which one do you want to eat first?"
Yu Wenzhao knew that he was giving himself a step up, as long as he answered this sentence, he would automatically become a member of Yang Jian's camp.
Yu Wen Zhao broke the jar and said simply: "I want that! It's called the fat in the chest!"
Yuan Zhou showed too many expressions for the first time, and looked at Yu Wenzhao contemptuously, and said: "Mr. Zhao doesn't know, this is not fat, and the breasts are already belonged to lowly generals. If you want to share the food..."
"laugh--"
Yuan Zhou suddenly pulled out the sword from his waist and said: "As long as Mr. Zhao wins the saber in my hand, this chest will belong to Mr. Zhao."
Yu Wenzhao took a step back subconsciously, and said, "You...you didn't draw your sword just now, why do you draw your sword now?"
Yuan Zhou said coldly: "It was the owner's order just now, but now... it is to defend the chest."
He said, turned his head to look at Yang Jian, and said, "My lord, can the humble general draw his sword?"
While grilling the meat, Yang Jian said with a smile: "Whatever, since Xiao Qi has become one of us, the grievance between you and Xiao Qi, Yuan Zhou, is a serious 'personal grievance', and neither of you will participate in it." Yes, just hit whatever you want, but vigorously, as long as you don’t overturn the baking pan.”
Yuan Zhou clenched the saber tightly, "Shua!" Flipping it over, the saber was cold and reflected light, which just shone on Yu Wenzhao's eyes, and said coolly, "Mr. "
"You...you guys!" Yuwen was so angry that he was full before eating.
Yang Guang wiped his lips and said, "Mr. Zhao just stood in line, and his father bullied him like this. He scared Mr. Zhao away."
Yang Jian said: "Son, you don't understand, father and father are here to let Xiao Qi feel... the warmth of home."
Yang Guang: "..." Warmth?
Yu Wenzhao took two spineless steps back, almost fell to the ground, and then said: "Forget it... Forget it, I feel so tired when I see that fat! I'd better... Let's eat some lean meat."
Who knew that Yuan Zhou was not forgiving, and said: "Mr. Zhao, Chest is not fat. If you insult Chest again, don't blame Yuan Zhou for being merciless!"
Yuwen Zhao's eyelids twitched wildly, and said, "You're so weak! I don't want to talk to you, go away!"
Everyone was happy to eat, everyone threw off their cheeks and no one had any taboos, so Yang Zheng brought a jar of wine and said with a smile: "Let's drink wine! Wouldn't it be fun to have meat but no wine?"
When he said this, the expressions of Yang Zhong and Yang Zan immediately became "distorted". Yang Zheng scratched the back of his head strangely and said, "Grandpa, brother, what's wrong?"
Yang Zan said: "Sure enough, you haven't fully remembered. Don't you think that the second brother doesn't remember? My drinking capacity is extremely poor."
Yang Jian said "indulgingly": "Second younger brother is indeed second younger brother. Even if he didn't fully remember it, he still likes to drink so much. It's okay. Let's have a good time today. Let's have a few drinks. Second younger brother's wine quality is quite... Quite..." General.
Yang Jian couldn't praise Yang Zheng's wines even when he saw people talking about people, and he couldn't praise Yang Zheng's wine, so he just blurted it out.
Yang Zheng was particularly greedy for alcohol, even if he lost his memory, he still couldn't get rid of this problem. Everyone hit it off and filled up immediately, filling up all the wine glasses and ear cups.
The scarlet feathers were inserted on the earcups. Yang Jian took the lead to hold up the earcups, and said with a smile: "It's a pity, Little Corn has to bring 'children', and none of them can come today, but it's okay, it's rare for a big guy to come." All get together, let's go one by one."
Yu Wenhui said with a smile: "That's not okay. Drinking without a name, isn't it a good drink? We must find a name!"
Yu Wenhui took the lead and said: "I'll show you that you all follow up. This cup... respects the Lord!"
"You sycophant." Everyone immediately laughed.
"Respect the Lord!"
"Respect the Lord—!"
Everyone shouted, Gao Changgong raised his wine glass, smiled, and said, "Respect the common people."
Yu Wenzhao narrowed his eyes and said, "Respect the world."
When it was Yang Jian's turn, Yang Jian held up his wine glass and earcups, facing the leisurely moonlight, and said, "Respect each of us, and respect loyalty."
"Respect loyalty!"
"Respect the Son of Heaven!"
Everyone shouted and drank all the wine in one breath. Yang Jian looked down at Yang Guang, the little bun sitting on the table. Yang Guang was too young to drink now, but Yang Jian made sour plum soup and relieved himself while eating barbecue. greasy.
Yang Jian said with a smile: "Son, what are you offering? Would you like to honor your father?"
Yang Guang picked up the earcup filled with sour plum soup, squinted a pair of little wolf eyes, looked at Yang Jian, and twitched the corners of his lips. If you ignore the fleshy little mouth and the oily flowers hanging around it, then it is really a wicked person. Mei Kuangjuan smiled.
Yang Guang's voice was milky but full of sternness, and he said, "Respect... Da Sui."
Yang Jian smiled knowingly, and said, "Yes, respect Sui."
After everyone toasted, Yang Zan didn't drink too much because Yang Zong was too small to drink. He was afraid that he would go crazy, so he didn't let him drink too much. He just took a few sips. Yang Zheng didn't pass out, but the first person at the banquet had already passed out , that is...
——Xu Minqi!
After Xu Minqi was drunk, he no longer stuttered or hunched over his chest. He didn't look submissive at all, but he was very talkative and articulate.
Xu Minqi laughed and said, "There is wine and meat! There is also..."
Han Feng likes to be lively and said, "What else is there?"
Xu Minqi said: "I still have to tell a story! Shall I tell you a story? The night is dark and windy, drinking a little wine, it's the best time to tell a ghost story."
"This..." Yang Zan said hesitantly, "Isn't it good?"
As he spoke, he subconsciously glanced at Yang Zheng.
Because Yang Zheng hadn't fully recovered, he didn't know that he was afraid of ghost stories at all. Just like drinking, Yang Zheng was quite unreasonable about his "guts", and laughed and booed: "Okay, tell me!"
Yang Zheng turned his head to Yang Zan and said, "Third brother, if you are afraid, I will lend you my second brother's chest to hide."
Yang Zan glanced at Yang Zheng in disgust, and said, "Since the second brother is not afraid, don't call out for a while."
"What's my name?" Yang Zheng was very arrogant, he didn't take it seriously at all, and said with a smile: "Second brother is not afraid of going to the battlefield, can you be afraid of ghost stories?"
Xu Minqi said: "Okay! Then I will start telling ghost stories, listen carefully! According to legend, a long time ago, there lived a man named Guan in Chang'an. Thinking about the night, I just want to see Mrs. Liu... It was also such a dark and windy night. He couldn't sleep at night, tossed and turned, thinking about Mrs. Liu, so he simply got up, sneaked out of the house, and decided to climb the wall of Mrs. Liu , take a look at Mrs. Liu secretly, and relieve the pain of lovesickness."
Xu Minqi didn't stutter anymore, he talked vividly, and even made a few moves to climb the wall, and said faintly: "The night is too dark, and he can't see his fingers. He climbed up the high wall of Mrs. Liu's house, and I don't know what he touched. , the palm of his hand was sticky, hot and humid, the man didn't take it seriously at all, he continued to climb the wall, and heard the voice of 'so sweet, so sweet, so sweet' from the courtyard wall... The man was frightened For a moment, I thought that someone broke into the wall courtyard and wanted to belittle Mrs. Liu, but after listening carefully, it was not the case, this voice clearly belonged to Mrs. Liu herself!"
"The man finally climbed to the top of the wall," Xu Minqi said in a mysterious and elongated voice, "The moonlight fell from the sky and shone on him, and the man saw clearly that his hands were glistening with blood just now after he climbed the wall." The warm water he touched turned out to be blood! He was so frightened that he looked down into the courtyard wall..."
"Ah!" He had just said this, and before he got to the point, Yang Zheng suddenly "screamed". He didn't expect that he was afraid of ghost stories. At this time, his hands hugged Yang Zan's neck tightly from behind. , as if he wanted to strangle Yang Zan to death, but he didn't let go.
"Second...Second brother...be gentle, I'm going to strangle my younger brother..." Yang Zan spoke intermittently, and patted Yang Zheng's arm vigorously.
Yang Jian, on the other hand, was very prescient, and had already quietly moved away from Yang Zheng's side, lest Yang Zheng get scared and hurt the innocent.
Xu Minqi waved his hand and said, "Don't interrupt, I haven't finished talking yet, the man is lying on the wall and looking down!"
"Hey!" Xu Minqi spoke here for the second time, and heard the "scream" for the second time. This scream was not as loud as Yang Zheng's, but it was very forbearing, and it sounded terrified.
Han Feng laughed and said, "Haha, so Lanling King is also afraid of ghosts?"
This scream was actually made by Lanling King Gao Changgong.
Gao Changgong forbeared, with a slight smile, he said, "It's not that Chang Gong is afraid of ghosts, it's... Ah Yan, you're holding on too tightly."
Everyone followed Gao Changgong's gaze and looked down. It turned out that it was not Gao Changgong who was afraid of ghosts, but Gao Yanzong who was afraid of ghosts!When Gao Yanzong heard Xu Minqi's ghost story, he subconsciously grabbed Gao Changgong's hand. When he was afraid, he became inconsiderate and almost pinched Gao Changgong's palm...
Gao Yanzong waved Gao Changgong's hand away immediately, and said, "Nonsense! I'm not afraid! Who said I'm afraid of ghosts?! Bah, I've never been afraid!"
"Little Wuer," Yang Jian smiled and said, "We didn't mention that you're afraid of ghosts, you're not telling yourself."
"Bah! Bah, bah, bah!" Gao Yanzong said, "I, no, afraid!"
Xu Minqi said: "Don't make noise! I can't listen to you anymore, I'm talking about the scariest part!"
"Duck, duck, duck!!" Langya Wang's little bun slammed into Yang Jian's arms, hugged Yang Jian's waist, shook his head vigorously, almost cried in fright, and said, "Don't listen! Don't talk!"
Yang Guang squinted his eyes and saw that what a King Langya was, he actually got into his father's arms while telling ghost stories. There must be a limit to acting like a baby. Wouldn't it be dangerous for me to bring him back to raise him?
Yang Guang immediately threw away the barbecue, rushed over, grabbed Langya Wang's little bun, dragged him out of Yang Jian's arms, and then slammed him into Yang Jian's arms, saying in a childish voice: "Father! Be afraid!"
Yang Jian clutched his chest, either he was hit to death by two little buns, or he was cut to death by two little buns. Yang Jian wanted to experience the "blessing of all people" and "the joy of a family relationship" again, but he didn't know the next moment...
"It's this big villain!" King Langya said with his hands on his hips, "It's Woxian who is afraid!"
"Afraid that there will be a first-come-first-served one?" Yang Guang sneered and said, "You are hypocritical enough."
"You! You! You..." King Langya couldn't quarrel with Yang Guang at all. After all, Yang Guang was a piece of old ginger. He stomped his feet back and forth in anger, and his little hair almost stood up.
However, King Langya has a nirvana, which is... pulling hair.
King Langya couldn't make any noise, so he rushed over and pulled Yang Guang's little hair. Yang Guang said "Ah duck", and the little milk voice was pulled out.
Yang Guang was so angry that he dared to pull my hair, it was very good, did you think I would not know it?
Immediately and unambiguously, he also grabbed Langya King's little hair, and the two little buns immediately changed from a quarrel to a hair-pulling fight.
"Duck Duck Duck! Let go!"
"You let go!"
"Don't let it go! Don't let it go!"
"If you don't let it go, you won't let it go!"
Yang Jian had a headache, so he quickly persuaded the fight, saying: "Don't fight, don't fight."
Xu Minqi hiccupped and said, "Noisy! Noisy! Don't tell ghost stories anymore!"
Liu Taozhi's eyelids twitched wildly, and he said, "What kind of ghost story are you telling? It's up to you."
Yang Jian persuaded the fight, and managed to separate the two little buns that were pulling hair. He breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's better not to tell ghost stories."
Xu Minqi said: "It's okay if you don't tell ghost stories, I'll tell you jokes! Guaranteed to be very funny, laughing until you spit out your last night's dinner!"
Everyone had a headache. They didn't expect Xu Minqi to be so talkative after being drunk, but Yang Zheng said, "Okay, okay, don't tell ghost stories. I'm afraid that my third brother will be scared, so let's just tell jokes."
"Heh!" Yang Zan tidied up his messed up clothes and smiled coldly.
Yang Zheng urged embarrassingly, "Officer Xu, tell me quickly!"
Before Xu Minqi could speak, he laughed "hahahahahahahaha—" and almost collapsed on the desk from laughing, almost lying on the baking pan.
Yu Wenzhao said in a daze, "This...has he finished?"
Yuan Zhou said with a cold face: "It's kind of funny."
Hao Abao said, "Huh? Is it over? Although I don't know why, it's really funny."
Wolfpi also said: "Yes, my lord, I don't know why, but I think it's quite funny! Hahaha!"
There were really a few people present, who might have been infected by Xu Minqi, and laughed too. But at this moment, Xu Minqi stopped laughing and said, "Huh? What are you laughing at? I haven't started talking yet."
Hao Abao: "..."
Wolfpi: "..."
Yuan Zhou: "..."
Xu Minqi said: "I just remembered it, and before I said it, I felt like laughing. I'm telling you now. It's actually a joke about Xiao Taozi."
"Who is your name, Little Taozi!?" Liu Taozhi stared at Xu Minqi.
If it was on a normal day, Xu Minqi would have been so frightened that he would have run away, but today Xu Minqi drank alcohol, and he was not afraid at all. It seems that what he ate was not wine, but the guts of a leopard!
Xu Minqi said naturally: "You, that's right, it's you, Little Taozi, what I'm going to tell today is your joke."
Liu Taozhi felt that maybe his majesty was not enough, otherwise Xu Minqi was going to rebel?
Xu Minqi completely ignored Liu Taozhi's dark complexion, he laughed and said, "You may not know, but Xiao Taozi is actually afraid of acid."
"Afraid of acid?" Yang Jian really didn't know, it was the first time he heard of it.
Xu Minqi said: "Xiao Taozi thinks it is a shameful thing to be afraid of acid, so she has been hiding it from everyone. I accidentally discovered this secret. Guess what?"
Yang Jian became interested and said, "How is it?"
Xu Minqi "hahahaha..." laughed again, and said, "I deliberately put more schisandra in his soup!"
Xu Minqi also told everyone about science: "This schisandra, also known as five plums, tastes sour. As expected, the soup is extremely sour. Every time Xiao Taozi drinks the soup, she always looks like she is about to cry, hahahahahaha... No, it's too, too funny, I... my stomach hurts from laughing..."
Liu Taozhi: "..."
Liu Taozhi's expression was stunned at first, then he suddenly realized, and said, "I just said why the soup is so sour!"
Liu Taozhi was injured before and has been drinking medicine for recuperation. Xu Minqi's medical skills are reliable, so everyone's recuperation work is basically handed over to Xu Minqi.
Xu Minqi is also submissive and has no opinion, absolutely impossible to poison everyone, so Liu Taozhi never thought that Xu Minqi is such a listless and bad type, adding Schisandra to his decoction!
Xu Minqi said with a "reckless" smile, almost to the point of tears, when he saw Liu Taozhi's dark face, his courage was born from the wine, he was not afraid at all, and waved his hands and said, "Don't worry, little Taozi, don't worry, Schisandra chinensis is not poisonous, and it is mainly restrained, and it can also cure nocturnal emission and slippery essence!"
"you……"
Everyone could hear it clearly, except for the sizzling sound of grilled meat, there was also the crackling of Liu Taozhi's hand bones.
The dim moonlight reflected Liu Taozhi's face like a "ghost", raised the corners of his lips slightly, and smiled angrily, Liu Taozhi said: "Okay, very good, Xu Minqi, come here, I want to be alone with you Say a few words."
Xu Minqi was also obedient, stood up and said, "Ah? What do you want to tell me, little Taozi?"
Liu Taozhi said patiently, "Go this way, let's talk alone."
Seeing Liu Taozhi take Xu Minqi away, Yang Jian shook his head and said, "Little Taozi, please be merciful, please don't cast a psychological shadow on Doctor Xu."
What happened next...
In the middle of the night, everyone vaguely heard Dr. Xu's stammering voice: "Ah, ah...don't fight, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't... I have no complaints with you, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Qiu, you, you, you... why did you beat down the minister!"
"No injustice, no enmity?! What's the matter with schisandra?"
"You you you you... how do you know!?"
"How do I know, I'll break your neck today, just to see how languid you are!"
……
It was both wine and meat, the big guys all ate too much and drank too much, Yang Jian drank a little, but he was not drunk, but in the name of drinking, he was lazy and got out of bed the next day.
Yang Jian rolled on the bed and said, "I'm sorry, my son, I have a headache because of my father, I'm hungover, I can't get up, I need to sleep for a while."
Yang Guang: "..."
Yang Guang looked at Yang Jian who made the bed messy with distaste, but there was nothing he could do. He covered him with a quilt with his little hands, and let him sleep for a while. After he ascended the throne, he might be busy , I can't sleep late at all.
Yang Guang quietly left the house and came back not long after.
Hearing the sound of his son leaving, Yang Jian heaved a sigh of relief, happily wrapped the quilt tightly, and prepared to continue sleeping back into the cage, but he didn't know that his son would come back soon.
Yang Jian peeked through one eye and said, "Son, why did you come back so soon, father and father are still asleep."
Yang Guang sighed and said, "Father, get up and wash up, Yuchi Youqi is here, bringing... an old friend."
Yang Jian raised his eyebrows strangely, and struggled to get up to wash.
Yuchi Youqi is here, yesterday everyone ate barbecue and mentioned Yuchi Youqi, unexpectedly he came today.
After Yang Jian finished washing, he asked someone to bring Yuchi Youqi. Yuchi Youqi walked in from the outside, feeling a little cramped for some reason, and his behavior seemed quite "natural"?
Yuchi Youqi said respectfully, "My lord."
Yang Jian smiled and said, "Little corn, you came here so early in the morning? I'm afraid there is something urgent, you can't smell the barbecue?"
Yuchi Youqi said embarrassingly: "Actually...it's actually like this, my lord, Youqi's father and third brother will enter Beijing today."
Yuchi Youqi's father was Wei Chijiong, the Duke of Shu, and he should have arrived in Chang'an when he was to be buried, but because of the difficulty of traveling in Shu, he came late, and he only arrived in Chang'an today.
In fact, Yuchi Youqi's attitude was not out of brilliance, but because some of them didn't know how to speak, because this opening seemed too thick-skinned.
Yuchi Youqi grabbed the thread on his sleeve and said, "Father and the third brother are...in the old days, they were all the party of the Former Lord."
Naturally, the First Master was talking about Yu Wenyong.
Yuchijiong and Yuwenyong are related. He is the nephew of Yuwenyong's father, Yuwentai, and he married the princess, so the relationship between relatives is one after another. Compared with Yang Jian, Yuchijiong is naturally a party member of Yuwen's family. .
Yang Jian suddenly realized that when Yu Chijiong came to Beijing, he must live with Yuchi Youqi, and Yuchi Youqi had Yu Wenyong hidden in Yuchi Youqi's house. big.
Yuchi Youqi was still grabbing the thread of his clothes, hesitatingly said: "Can...can you please... please take him in for two days first?"
he……
Of course it was Yu Wenyong.
As soon as Yuchi Youqi finished speaking, a figure walked in by himself. He was dressed plainly and had scars on his face, but he couldn't hold back his outstanding temperament. He walked in with his hands behind his back. Compared with Yuchi Youqi's hesitation, this person seemed It was very natural, and said with a smile: "We meet again."
Isn't it Yu Wenyong, the protagonist they discussed?
Yu Wenyong walked in very naturally and said: "You must have heard that the Duke of Shu came to Beijing. If I stay at Youjina and be seen by the Duke of Shu, the Duke of Shu will definitely restore me as the emperor." , the Duke of Shu is not the seventh younger brother. The seventh younger brother has no military power in his hands. The Duke of Shu holds a heavy army. When the time comes, I will be troublesome, and you will be even more troublesome, right? Do you want me to live in your house for a few days? It's up to you alright."
Yang Jian smiled slightly and said, "I didn't expect Xiao Si to be so thick-skinned."
"What little four?" Yu Wenyong said with disgust.
Yang Jian said: "What do you call you? If you call out your name, I'm afraid it will cause people to talk about it. You are ranked fourth. If you don't call you Xiaosi, do you call you... the master who has passed away?"
"You..." Yu Wenyong stared angrily. In terms of anger, he is still inferior, and there is no way to compare with Yang Jian.
Yu Wenyong just sat down casually, took a sip of water from the ear cup, and said leisurely: "I will stay with you for two days, and I will go back when the Duke of Shu leaves."
Yang Jian smiled and said to Yuchi Youqi: "Little corn, you are not afraid that if you leave him here, you will be abused by him, and you will not be full or warm during the eclipse, and you will let him pick up beans?"
Yuchi Youqi's eyelids twitched, why did he pick up beans?But he wisely didn't ask, but said: "You Qi knows very well that the Lord is not such a person."
Yang Jian couldn't help laughing, and said, "I don't even have the heart to take off the tall hat Little Corn put on me."
Yang Jian nodded and said, "Okay, you can rest assured, little corn, and I promise to help you raise Xiaosi white and fat, so that he can't go out without turning sideways."
Yuchi Youqi: "..."
Yu Chiyouqi left Yu Wenyong behind, and left soon. He still had to pick up his father Yu Chijiong to Beijing.
When Yang Guang heard about this, he squinted his eyes and hugged his short arms, as if he was meditating on something. In fact, Yang Guang didn't need to say anything, Yang Jian already knew what he was thinking.
Because Yuchi Jiong is a famous rebel!
In history, when Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty established the Great Sui Dynasty, Yu Chijiong wanted to fight against Emperor Wen of Sui Dynasty because he felt that he was in control of the army and had high achievements. He led the rebellion and united the rest of the Northern Qi Dynasty and Nanliang to respond.
But the result can be imagined, Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty sent a general Wei Xiaokuan to defeat Yuchijiong, and Yuchijiong committed suicide. All his sons were implicated in it, except for the third Wei Chishun who offered beauty and became the head of the country, the rest, including Yuchi Youqi Inside, all were put to death.
Yang Jian sighed, it seems that even without Yu Wenyong's hindrance, he still needs to work harder if he wants to ascend the throne smoothly.
Not long after Yuchi Youqi left, only half an hour later, unexpectedly, he hurried back again.When Yu Wenyong heard it, he showed a helpless smile and said, "Hmph, it must be that Youqi is too worried about me, and that's okay. Could it be that I'm really going to be abused by you?"
While talking, Yuchi Youqi walked in, Yu Wenyong said in a very proud tone, "Youqi, I say you..."
When he said this, he didn't know that Yuchi Youqi didn't even look at him, he hurried past him and walked directly towards Yang Jian.
slap in the face...
Yu Wenyong's eyelids twitched, feeling his face was burning, and he gave Yang Jian a hard look.
Yang Jian said: "Little corn, you just left for half an hour, why did you come back?"
Yuchi Youqi handed over an invitation card and said, "Actually... Youqi is here to deliver the invitation card. My father and third brother want to entertain the host."
Just now, Yuchi Youqi's father, Yuchi Jiong, and Yuchi Youqi's third brother, Yuchi Shun, have arrived in Jingzhao Chang'an.
They had always known that the youngest Yuchi Youqi had a good relationship with Yang Jian, so as soon as they arrived in Jingzhao, they asked Yuchi Youqi to send an invitation card, wanting to invite Yang Jian to a banquet and to connect with each other.
Yang Guang squinted at the invitation, and said in a low voice, "Father, there is no such thing as a good banquet. Yuchijiong needs to be careful."
Yang Jian nodded, and said: "Understood, but Yu Chijiong holds a heavy soldier in his hands and is a veteran, so I still have to give him some face as a father, otherwise it will be too unjustifiable."
Yuchijiong is considered to be a half-prince, with a high status in the court. Yang Jian is a junior, and has just become the master, and has not formally ascended the throne. In this way, it is natural to give Yuchijiong this face, otherwise it will cause people to talk about it.
Yuchi Youqi also vaguely sensed that this might not be a good feast, after all, the Duke of Shu and the Duke of Sui had never had any friendship.
Yuchi Youqi said hesitantly: "Otherwise... Youqi went and refused?"
"No need," Yang Jian took the invitation and said, "There is no need to do this. If you come here today, you may be in a dilemma. This Yan Yin will go, and you can just answer when you go back."
"But..." Yuchi Youqi wanted to speak again.
Yang Jian had already smiled and said: "Don't worry, little corn, what kind of storms and waves have you never experienced? Are you afraid of drinking a glass of wine?"
Yu Wenyong watched coldly from the sidelines and said, "It's really considerate."
Yuchi Youqi had to go back to see his father and elder brother, so he didn't have time to talk to Yu Wenyong, so he left in a hurry. Yu Wenyong didn't have a sense of presence from the beginning to the end, and stared at the door with arms folded angrily.
Yang Jian walked over, rubbed the top of Yu Wenyong's head, took advantage of his height, and messed up Yu Wenyong's hair, and said, "Little four, I'm going to the banquet tomorrow, you should stay at home honestly, You can't take the roof off."
Yu Wenyong: "..."
The Duke of Shu hosted Yang Jian, not only Yang Jian alone, but also Yang Jian's two younger brothers, and Yang Jian's father Yang Zhong.
The next day, everyone went to the banquet.Wei Chijiong, Duke of Shu, and his son Yuchishun greeted him at the door.
The Duke of Shu is tall and tall. Although he is not young, it can be seen that he was indeed a handsome man when he was young. His third son, Wei Chishun, is also tall and strong, handsome and extraordinary. No wonder Yuchi Youqi looks so good It's brilliant, the genes of this family are very good, but the little corn is a "mutation", born too slender and gentle, it looks like a little girl at first glance.
But let alone, after all boys develop late, there is still room for Little Corn to grow up, his elder brother and father are so tall, Little Corn is obviously very hopeful to grow up.
Yu Chijiong stepped forward to greet him personally, with a very magnetic smile, he said, "My lord! If you are far away, I will welcome you, this old man will welcome you if you are far away!"
As he spoke, he grabbed Yang Zhong to talk again, and said, "Duke Sui, long time no see!"
Everyone greeted each other for a while, Yu Chijiong led everyone in, and personally guided them, saying: "This is my son Yu Chishun, hurry up, third child, don't you want to meet the owner?"
Yu Chishun immediately knelt down and prostrated, and said respectfully: "My humble general pays homage to the Lord, the Lord will last for ten thousand years!"
Yang Jian had looked at Yu Chishun before, Yu Chishun was Yuchi Youqi's third brother, he was much older than Yuchi Youqi, and he already had children.
Speaking of Yuchishun, I have to say that Yuchishun's daughter, Yuchishun's daughter is Yuchi Chifan, a famous beauty in the Southern and Northern Dynasties. Many novels and TV dramas about the Southern and Northern Dynasties will appear in Yuchi Chifan's figure, because of Yuchi Chifan's life Full of tragedy.Tragedy always makes people feel aggrieved, but also reminds them...
When Yu Chijiong was young, he was already a handsome man, and his sons were all handsome and extraordinary, so it goes without saying that Yuchi Chifan, the granddaughter, is also a granddaughter.Yuchishun married his daughter Yuchi Chifan to Yu Wenwen, a nobleman from the royal family, as his wife.
Yu Wenwen's father is Yu Wenliang, who is the governor of Liangzhou. You can tell from the name that he also holds military power. The daughter betrothed to Yu Wenwen, Yu Wenliang's son.
Later, the clan's Yan Yin, Yuchi Chifan, as the wife of the clan, also entered the palace to participate in Yan Yin, and unfortunately, Zhou Xuan Emperor Yu Wenyun fell in love with her.Zhou Xuan Emperor Yu Wenyun is the son of Yu Wenyong, and Yu Wenyun has not yet been born.
Emperor Xuan of Zhou indulged in wine and sex, and was so dissolute that he fell in love with the nobleman's wife, so he poured wine on Yuchi Chifan, got him drunk and forced him to rape him.Yu Wenliang was terrified when he found out about this incident. He didn't know what to do, so he could only let his son suffer from this dumb loss, and he didn't dare to speak up.
Later, because Yu Wenliang had a suspicion with the general Wei Xiaokuan, Wei Xiaokuan was attacked by surprise soldiers, and Wei Xiaokuan was defeated. Yu Wenliang and his son Yu Wenwen were all executed, and Yuchi Chifan became a widow. Emperor Zhou Xuan took the opportunity to take Yuchi Chifan into the harem. , the young Yuchi Chifan became a nun and was only 30 years old when he passed away.
Everyone entered the banquet and quickly sat down. During this time, Yuchi Youqi was a little restless. He is a person who can't hide things. Seeing his expression, Yang Jian knew that this swallow drink must be "deceitful", but what exactly? Things, everyone is present, and they can't explain clearly.
Seeing this scene, Yang Guang immediately said softly to Yang Jian: "Father, my son won't attract people's attention, so if you look around, it's okay if you are found."
Naturally, who would doubt a four or five year old baby?If he is found, Yang Guang will pretend to be lost, cry and finish the job.
Yang Jian nodded, this is indeed a good idea, and said: "Proceed with caution."
Yang Guang immediately stood up "pretentiously", slipped out of the banquet while no one was looking, and ran away in a hurry, and went to the mansion of Yuchi's family to see if there were any clues.
Yang Guang walked in, and by chance, he heard someone talking from a corner, and he immediately stopped.
Han Feng said: "But Brother Yuan Zhou is not a bearded man now."
Gao Yanzong said: "I, I mean that! No, I want to eat too!"
Yuan Zhou said coldly: "Okay! Today's delicious chest is a lottery. Let's compete and whoever wins will eat!"
Gao Yanzong's arrogance faltered immediately, as if he knew that he couldn't beat Yuan Zhou, and there was no need for a contest.But he immediately thought of a good idea, turned to Gao Changgong and said, "Fourth brother, hit him!"
Gao Changgong rubbed his forehead helplessly, and said, "Ayan, don't make trouble, it's the same if you eat some palm treasures."
Yu Wenzhao: "..."
Yu Wenzhao stood where he was, already becoming completely inconspicuous, as if he, a rebel in the Qinghui Room, did not have a plate of meat to attract attention.
Yang Jian smiled and said, "Let me tell you secretly, in fact, the beef heart tube is also very delicious when roasted. Whoever wants the beef heart tube has to wait in line."
"I!"
"I want I want!"
"I want it too! Give my fourth brother another copy, if he doesn't want it, it's mine!"
Yu Wenzhao felt like he had fallen into a toad pit. These people followed Yang Jian to conquer the north. They fought from Chang'an to Jinyang. They were just such a group of foodies.
Yang Jian looked at Yu Wenzhao and said, "Have you considered it? Do you want to feel the charm of the domineering leader? If you don't think about it again, you will be procrastinating and procrastinating..."
"What do you want?!" Yu Wenzhao pouted his neck, glared at Yang Jian, and said with a sneer, "Kill me?"
"What do you think?" Yang Jian smiled and said, "Jian said, if you don't think about it, they will eat up all the barbecue. The chest is gone, and Zhang Zhongbao and Niu Xinguan have been reserved. Later, you won't even be able to see the slag of meat, all of these people are reincarnated from starving ghosts."
Yu Wenzhao: "..." I thought Yang Jian was going to threaten me, but the focus was on the flesh.
Do not……
This should be regarded as a threat, because Yu Wenzhao has been paying attention since he entered the door, and the meat is too delicious...
Yu Wenzhao's face trembled twice, and he said, "You...you really let him go?"
He, Yu Wenzhao didn't say it clearly, but Yang Jian was so smart that he immediately understood that he was talking about the little emperor Yu Wenyong in the past.
Yang Jian nodded and said, "I let you go a long time ago. Before I saw you, I let you go. If you don't believe me, you can ask Xiaomai. She has become the child bride of Xiaomai's family."
"Who is Little Corn?" Yu Wenzhao looked confused, and then he realized the point, and said, "What the hell is a child bride!"
Yang Jian said with a smile, "Little Corn is the young master of Yuchi's family, you know it too, Yuchi Youqi."
After Yu Wenzhao heard this, he put his heart back a little bit. Yuchi Youqi is his brother's younger brother, and he has always had a good relationship. If it was Yuchi Youqi, he probably wouldn't treat his brother harshly.
Yu Wenzhao automatically ignored the words "children's daughter-in-law" and sighed, as if he had finally lost the battle, but... there was one step missing.
If a person sometimes does not go down the steps, he may stumble and fall to his death. Even if he does not fall to his death, he will fall completely beyond recognition and be disfigured.
Yang Jian seemed to understand Yuwen's mentality that it was hard to get rid of a tiger, so he took the initiative to give him a taiji, and said with a smile: "Zhangzhongbao, Niuxinguan, which one do you want to eat first?"
Yu Wenzhao knew that he was giving himself a step up, as long as he answered this sentence, he would automatically become a member of Yang Jian's camp.
Yu Wen Zhao broke the jar and said simply: "I want that! It's called the fat in the chest!"
Yuan Zhou showed too many expressions for the first time, and looked at Yu Wenzhao contemptuously, and said: "Mr. Zhao doesn't know, this is not fat, and the breasts are already belonged to lowly generals. If you want to share the food..."
"laugh--"
Yuan Zhou suddenly pulled out the sword from his waist and said: "As long as Mr. Zhao wins the saber in my hand, this chest will belong to Mr. Zhao."
Yu Wenzhao took a step back subconsciously, and said, "You...you didn't draw your sword just now, why do you draw your sword now?"
Yuan Zhou said coldly: "It was the owner's order just now, but now... it is to defend the chest."
He said, turned his head to look at Yang Jian, and said, "My lord, can the humble general draw his sword?"
While grilling the meat, Yang Jian said with a smile: "Whatever, since Xiao Qi has become one of us, the grievance between you and Xiao Qi, Yuan Zhou, is a serious 'personal grievance', and neither of you will participate in it." Yes, just hit whatever you want, but vigorously, as long as you don’t overturn the baking pan.”
Yuan Zhou clenched the saber tightly, "Shua!" Flipping it over, the saber was cold and reflected light, which just shone on Yu Wenzhao's eyes, and said coolly, "Mr. "
"You...you guys!" Yuwen was so angry that he was full before eating.
Yang Guang wiped his lips and said, "Mr. Zhao just stood in line, and his father bullied him like this. He scared Mr. Zhao away."
Yang Jian said: "Son, you don't understand, father and father are here to let Xiao Qi feel... the warmth of home."
Yang Guang: "..." Warmth?
Yu Wenzhao took two spineless steps back, almost fell to the ground, and then said: "Forget it... Forget it, I feel so tired when I see that fat! I'd better... Let's eat some lean meat."
Who knew that Yuan Zhou was not forgiving, and said: "Mr. Zhao, Chest is not fat. If you insult Chest again, don't blame Yuan Zhou for being merciless!"
Yuwen Zhao's eyelids twitched wildly, and said, "You're so weak! I don't want to talk to you, go away!"
Everyone was happy to eat, everyone threw off their cheeks and no one had any taboos, so Yang Zheng brought a jar of wine and said with a smile: "Let's drink wine! Wouldn't it be fun to have meat but no wine?"
When he said this, the expressions of Yang Zhong and Yang Zan immediately became "distorted". Yang Zheng scratched the back of his head strangely and said, "Grandpa, brother, what's wrong?"
Yang Zan said: "Sure enough, you haven't fully remembered. Don't you think that the second brother doesn't remember? My drinking capacity is extremely poor."
Yang Jian said "indulgingly": "Second younger brother is indeed second younger brother. Even if he didn't fully remember it, he still likes to drink so much. It's okay. Let's have a good time today. Let's have a few drinks. Second younger brother's wine quality is quite... Quite..." General.
Yang Jian couldn't praise Yang Zheng's wines even when he saw people talking about people, and he couldn't praise Yang Zheng's wine, so he just blurted it out.
Yang Zheng was particularly greedy for alcohol, even if he lost his memory, he still couldn't get rid of this problem. Everyone hit it off and filled up immediately, filling up all the wine glasses and ear cups.
The scarlet feathers were inserted on the earcups. Yang Jian took the lead to hold up the earcups, and said with a smile: "It's a pity, Little Corn has to bring 'children', and none of them can come today, but it's okay, it's rare for a big guy to come." All get together, let's go one by one."
Yu Wenhui said with a smile: "That's not okay. Drinking without a name, isn't it a good drink? We must find a name!"
Yu Wenhui took the lead and said: "I'll show you that you all follow up. This cup... respects the Lord!"
"You sycophant." Everyone immediately laughed.
"Respect the Lord!"
"Respect the Lord—!"
Everyone shouted, Gao Changgong raised his wine glass, smiled, and said, "Respect the common people."
Yu Wenzhao narrowed his eyes and said, "Respect the world."
When it was Yang Jian's turn, Yang Jian held up his wine glass and earcups, facing the leisurely moonlight, and said, "Respect each of us, and respect loyalty."
"Respect loyalty!"
"Respect the Son of Heaven!"
Everyone shouted and drank all the wine in one breath. Yang Jian looked down at Yang Guang, the little bun sitting on the table. Yang Guang was too young to drink now, but Yang Jian made sour plum soup and relieved himself while eating barbecue. greasy.
Yang Jian said with a smile: "Son, what are you offering? Would you like to honor your father?"
Yang Guang picked up the earcup filled with sour plum soup, squinted a pair of little wolf eyes, looked at Yang Jian, and twitched the corners of his lips. If you ignore the fleshy little mouth and the oily flowers hanging around it, then it is really a wicked person. Mei Kuangjuan smiled.
Yang Guang's voice was milky but full of sternness, and he said, "Respect... Da Sui."
Yang Jian smiled knowingly, and said, "Yes, respect Sui."
After everyone toasted, Yang Zan didn't drink too much because Yang Zong was too small to drink. He was afraid that he would go crazy, so he didn't let him drink too much. He just took a few sips. Yang Zheng didn't pass out, but the first person at the banquet had already passed out , that is...
——Xu Minqi!
After Xu Minqi was drunk, he no longer stuttered or hunched over his chest. He didn't look submissive at all, but he was very talkative and articulate.
Xu Minqi laughed and said, "There is wine and meat! There is also..."
Han Feng likes to be lively and said, "What else is there?"
Xu Minqi said: "I still have to tell a story! Shall I tell you a story? The night is dark and windy, drinking a little wine, it's the best time to tell a ghost story."
"This..." Yang Zan said hesitantly, "Isn't it good?"
As he spoke, he subconsciously glanced at Yang Zheng.
Because Yang Zheng hadn't fully recovered, he didn't know that he was afraid of ghost stories at all. Just like drinking, Yang Zheng was quite unreasonable about his "guts", and laughed and booed: "Okay, tell me!"
Yang Zheng turned his head to Yang Zan and said, "Third brother, if you are afraid, I will lend you my second brother's chest to hide."
Yang Zan glanced at Yang Zheng in disgust, and said, "Since the second brother is not afraid, don't call out for a while."
"What's my name?" Yang Zheng was very arrogant, he didn't take it seriously at all, and said with a smile: "Second brother is not afraid of going to the battlefield, can you be afraid of ghost stories?"
Xu Minqi said: "Okay! Then I will start telling ghost stories, listen carefully! According to legend, a long time ago, there lived a man named Guan in Chang'an. Thinking about the night, I just want to see Mrs. Liu... It was also such a dark and windy night. He couldn't sleep at night, tossed and turned, thinking about Mrs. Liu, so he simply got up, sneaked out of the house, and decided to climb the wall of Mrs. Liu , take a look at Mrs. Liu secretly, and relieve the pain of lovesickness."
Xu Minqi didn't stutter anymore, he talked vividly, and even made a few moves to climb the wall, and said faintly: "The night is too dark, and he can't see his fingers. He climbed up the high wall of Mrs. Liu's house, and I don't know what he touched. , the palm of his hand was sticky, hot and humid, the man didn't take it seriously at all, he continued to climb the wall, and heard the voice of 'so sweet, so sweet, so sweet' from the courtyard wall... The man was frightened For a moment, I thought that someone broke into the wall courtyard and wanted to belittle Mrs. Liu, but after listening carefully, it was not the case, this voice clearly belonged to Mrs. Liu herself!"
"The man finally climbed to the top of the wall," Xu Minqi said in a mysterious and elongated voice, "The moonlight fell from the sky and shone on him, and the man saw clearly that his hands were glistening with blood just now after he climbed the wall." The warm water he touched turned out to be blood! He was so frightened that he looked down into the courtyard wall..."
"Ah!" He had just said this, and before he got to the point, Yang Zheng suddenly "screamed". He didn't expect that he was afraid of ghost stories. At this time, his hands hugged Yang Zan's neck tightly from behind. , as if he wanted to strangle Yang Zan to death, but he didn't let go.
"Second...Second brother...be gentle, I'm going to strangle my younger brother..." Yang Zan spoke intermittently, and patted Yang Zheng's arm vigorously.
Yang Jian, on the other hand, was very prescient, and had already quietly moved away from Yang Zheng's side, lest Yang Zheng get scared and hurt the innocent.
Xu Minqi waved his hand and said, "Don't interrupt, I haven't finished talking yet, the man is lying on the wall and looking down!"
"Hey!" Xu Minqi spoke here for the second time, and heard the "scream" for the second time. This scream was not as loud as Yang Zheng's, but it was very forbearing, and it sounded terrified.
Han Feng laughed and said, "Haha, so Lanling King is also afraid of ghosts?"
This scream was actually made by Lanling King Gao Changgong.
Gao Changgong forbeared, with a slight smile, he said, "It's not that Chang Gong is afraid of ghosts, it's... Ah Yan, you're holding on too tightly."
Everyone followed Gao Changgong's gaze and looked down. It turned out that it was not Gao Changgong who was afraid of ghosts, but Gao Yanzong who was afraid of ghosts!When Gao Yanzong heard Xu Minqi's ghost story, he subconsciously grabbed Gao Changgong's hand. When he was afraid, he became inconsiderate and almost pinched Gao Changgong's palm...
Gao Yanzong waved Gao Changgong's hand away immediately, and said, "Nonsense! I'm not afraid! Who said I'm afraid of ghosts?! Bah, I've never been afraid!"
"Little Wuer," Yang Jian smiled and said, "We didn't mention that you're afraid of ghosts, you're not telling yourself."
"Bah! Bah, bah, bah!" Gao Yanzong said, "I, no, afraid!"
Xu Minqi said: "Don't make noise! I can't listen to you anymore, I'm talking about the scariest part!"
"Duck, duck, duck!!" Langya Wang's little bun slammed into Yang Jian's arms, hugged Yang Jian's waist, shook his head vigorously, almost cried in fright, and said, "Don't listen! Don't talk!"
Yang Guang squinted his eyes and saw that what a King Langya was, he actually got into his father's arms while telling ghost stories. There must be a limit to acting like a baby. Wouldn't it be dangerous for me to bring him back to raise him?
Yang Guang immediately threw away the barbecue, rushed over, grabbed Langya Wang's little bun, dragged him out of Yang Jian's arms, and then slammed him into Yang Jian's arms, saying in a childish voice: "Father! Be afraid!"
Yang Jian clutched his chest, either he was hit to death by two little buns, or he was cut to death by two little buns. Yang Jian wanted to experience the "blessing of all people" and "the joy of a family relationship" again, but he didn't know the next moment...
"It's this big villain!" King Langya said with his hands on his hips, "It's Woxian who is afraid!"
"Afraid that there will be a first-come-first-served one?" Yang Guang sneered and said, "You are hypocritical enough."
"You! You! You..." King Langya couldn't quarrel with Yang Guang at all. After all, Yang Guang was a piece of old ginger. He stomped his feet back and forth in anger, and his little hair almost stood up.
However, King Langya has a nirvana, which is... pulling hair.
King Langya couldn't make any noise, so he rushed over and pulled Yang Guang's little hair. Yang Guang said "Ah duck", and the little milk voice was pulled out.
Yang Guang was so angry that he dared to pull my hair, it was very good, did you think I would not know it?
Immediately and unambiguously, he also grabbed Langya King's little hair, and the two little buns immediately changed from a quarrel to a hair-pulling fight.
"Duck Duck Duck! Let go!"
"You let go!"
"Don't let it go! Don't let it go!"
"If you don't let it go, you won't let it go!"
Yang Jian had a headache, so he quickly persuaded the fight, saying: "Don't fight, don't fight."
Xu Minqi hiccupped and said, "Noisy! Noisy! Don't tell ghost stories anymore!"
Liu Taozhi's eyelids twitched wildly, and he said, "What kind of ghost story are you telling? It's up to you."
Yang Jian persuaded the fight, and managed to separate the two little buns that were pulling hair. He breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's better not to tell ghost stories."
Xu Minqi said: "It's okay if you don't tell ghost stories, I'll tell you jokes! Guaranteed to be very funny, laughing until you spit out your last night's dinner!"
Everyone had a headache. They didn't expect Xu Minqi to be so talkative after being drunk, but Yang Zheng said, "Okay, okay, don't tell ghost stories. I'm afraid that my third brother will be scared, so let's just tell jokes."
"Heh!" Yang Zan tidied up his messed up clothes and smiled coldly.
Yang Zheng urged embarrassingly, "Officer Xu, tell me quickly!"
Before Xu Minqi could speak, he laughed "hahahahahahahaha—" and almost collapsed on the desk from laughing, almost lying on the baking pan.
Yu Wenzhao said in a daze, "This...has he finished?"
Yuan Zhou said with a cold face: "It's kind of funny."
Hao Abao said, "Huh? Is it over? Although I don't know why, it's really funny."
Wolfpi also said: "Yes, my lord, I don't know why, but I think it's quite funny! Hahaha!"
There were really a few people present, who might have been infected by Xu Minqi, and laughed too. But at this moment, Xu Minqi stopped laughing and said, "Huh? What are you laughing at? I haven't started talking yet."
Hao Abao: "..."
Wolfpi: "..."
Yuan Zhou: "..."
Xu Minqi said: "I just remembered it, and before I said it, I felt like laughing. I'm telling you now. It's actually a joke about Xiao Taozi."
"Who is your name, Little Taozi!?" Liu Taozhi stared at Xu Minqi.
If it was on a normal day, Xu Minqi would have been so frightened that he would have run away, but today Xu Minqi drank alcohol, and he was not afraid at all. It seems that what he ate was not wine, but the guts of a leopard!
Xu Minqi said naturally: "You, that's right, it's you, Little Taozi, what I'm going to tell today is your joke."
Liu Taozhi felt that maybe his majesty was not enough, otherwise Xu Minqi was going to rebel?
Xu Minqi completely ignored Liu Taozhi's dark complexion, he laughed and said, "You may not know, but Xiao Taozi is actually afraid of acid."
"Afraid of acid?" Yang Jian really didn't know, it was the first time he heard of it.
Xu Minqi said: "Xiao Taozi thinks it is a shameful thing to be afraid of acid, so she has been hiding it from everyone. I accidentally discovered this secret. Guess what?"
Yang Jian became interested and said, "How is it?"
Xu Minqi "hahahaha..." laughed again, and said, "I deliberately put more schisandra in his soup!"
Xu Minqi also told everyone about science: "This schisandra, also known as five plums, tastes sour. As expected, the soup is extremely sour. Every time Xiao Taozi drinks the soup, she always looks like she is about to cry, hahahahahaha... No, it's too, too funny, I... my stomach hurts from laughing..."
Liu Taozhi: "..."
Liu Taozhi's expression was stunned at first, then he suddenly realized, and said, "I just said why the soup is so sour!"
Liu Taozhi was injured before and has been drinking medicine for recuperation. Xu Minqi's medical skills are reliable, so everyone's recuperation work is basically handed over to Xu Minqi.
Xu Minqi is also submissive and has no opinion, absolutely impossible to poison everyone, so Liu Taozhi never thought that Xu Minqi is such a listless and bad type, adding Schisandra to his decoction!
Xu Minqi said with a "reckless" smile, almost to the point of tears, when he saw Liu Taozhi's dark face, his courage was born from the wine, he was not afraid at all, and waved his hands and said, "Don't worry, little Taozi, don't worry, Schisandra chinensis is not poisonous, and it is mainly restrained, and it can also cure nocturnal emission and slippery essence!"
"you……"
Everyone could hear it clearly, except for the sizzling sound of grilled meat, there was also the crackling of Liu Taozhi's hand bones.
The dim moonlight reflected Liu Taozhi's face like a "ghost", raised the corners of his lips slightly, and smiled angrily, Liu Taozhi said: "Okay, very good, Xu Minqi, come here, I want to be alone with you Say a few words."
Xu Minqi was also obedient, stood up and said, "Ah? What do you want to tell me, little Taozi?"
Liu Taozhi said patiently, "Go this way, let's talk alone."
Seeing Liu Taozhi take Xu Minqi away, Yang Jian shook his head and said, "Little Taozi, please be merciful, please don't cast a psychological shadow on Doctor Xu."
What happened next...
In the middle of the night, everyone vaguely heard Dr. Xu's stammering voice: "Ah, ah...don't fight, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't... I have no complaints with you, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Qiu, you, you, you... why did you beat down the minister!"
"No injustice, no enmity?! What's the matter with schisandra?"
"You you you you... how do you know!?"
"How do I know, I'll break your neck today, just to see how languid you are!"
……
It was both wine and meat, the big guys all ate too much and drank too much, Yang Jian drank a little, but he was not drunk, but in the name of drinking, he was lazy and got out of bed the next day.
Yang Jian rolled on the bed and said, "I'm sorry, my son, I have a headache because of my father, I'm hungover, I can't get up, I need to sleep for a while."
Yang Guang: "..."
Yang Guang looked at Yang Jian who made the bed messy with distaste, but there was nothing he could do. He covered him with a quilt with his little hands, and let him sleep for a while. After he ascended the throne, he might be busy , I can't sleep late at all.
Yang Guang quietly left the house and came back not long after.
Hearing the sound of his son leaving, Yang Jian heaved a sigh of relief, happily wrapped the quilt tightly, and prepared to continue sleeping back into the cage, but he didn't know that his son would come back soon.
Yang Jian peeked through one eye and said, "Son, why did you come back so soon, father and father are still asleep."
Yang Guang sighed and said, "Father, get up and wash up, Yuchi Youqi is here, bringing... an old friend."
Yang Jian raised his eyebrows strangely, and struggled to get up to wash.
Yuchi Youqi is here, yesterday everyone ate barbecue and mentioned Yuchi Youqi, unexpectedly he came today.
After Yang Jian finished washing, he asked someone to bring Yuchi Youqi. Yuchi Youqi walked in from the outside, feeling a little cramped for some reason, and his behavior seemed quite "natural"?
Yuchi Youqi said respectfully, "My lord."
Yang Jian smiled and said, "Little corn, you came here so early in the morning? I'm afraid there is something urgent, you can't smell the barbecue?"
Yuchi Youqi said embarrassingly: "Actually...it's actually like this, my lord, Youqi's father and third brother will enter Beijing today."
Yuchi Youqi's father was Wei Chijiong, the Duke of Shu, and he should have arrived in Chang'an when he was to be buried, but because of the difficulty of traveling in Shu, he came late, and he only arrived in Chang'an today.
In fact, Yuchi Youqi's attitude was not out of brilliance, but because some of them didn't know how to speak, because this opening seemed too thick-skinned.
Yuchi Youqi grabbed the thread on his sleeve and said, "Father and the third brother are...in the old days, they were all the party of the Former Lord."
Naturally, the First Master was talking about Yu Wenyong.
Yuchijiong and Yuwenyong are related. He is the nephew of Yuwenyong's father, Yuwentai, and he married the princess, so the relationship between relatives is one after another. Compared with Yang Jian, Yuchijiong is naturally a party member of Yuwen's family. .
Yang Jian suddenly realized that when Yu Chijiong came to Beijing, he must live with Yuchi Youqi, and Yuchi Youqi had Yu Wenyong hidden in Yuchi Youqi's house. big.
Yuchi Youqi was still grabbing the thread of his clothes, hesitatingly said: "Can...can you please... please take him in for two days first?"
he……
Of course it was Yu Wenyong.
As soon as Yuchi Youqi finished speaking, a figure walked in by himself. He was dressed plainly and had scars on his face, but he couldn't hold back his outstanding temperament. He walked in with his hands behind his back. Compared with Yuchi Youqi's hesitation, this person seemed It was very natural, and said with a smile: "We meet again."
Isn't it Yu Wenyong, the protagonist they discussed?
Yu Wenyong walked in very naturally and said: "You must have heard that the Duke of Shu came to Beijing. If I stay at Youjina and be seen by the Duke of Shu, the Duke of Shu will definitely restore me as the emperor." , the Duke of Shu is not the seventh younger brother. The seventh younger brother has no military power in his hands. The Duke of Shu holds a heavy army. When the time comes, I will be troublesome, and you will be even more troublesome, right? Do you want me to live in your house for a few days? It's up to you alright."
Yang Jian smiled slightly and said, "I didn't expect Xiao Si to be so thick-skinned."
"What little four?" Yu Wenyong said with disgust.
Yang Jian said: "What do you call you? If you call out your name, I'm afraid it will cause people to talk about it. You are ranked fourth. If you don't call you Xiaosi, do you call you... the master who has passed away?"
"You..." Yu Wenyong stared angrily. In terms of anger, he is still inferior, and there is no way to compare with Yang Jian.
Yu Wenyong just sat down casually, took a sip of water from the ear cup, and said leisurely: "I will stay with you for two days, and I will go back when the Duke of Shu leaves."
Yang Jian smiled and said to Yuchi Youqi: "Little corn, you are not afraid that if you leave him here, you will be abused by him, and you will not be full or warm during the eclipse, and you will let him pick up beans?"
Yuchi Youqi's eyelids twitched, why did he pick up beans?But he wisely didn't ask, but said: "You Qi knows very well that the Lord is not such a person."
Yang Jian couldn't help laughing, and said, "I don't even have the heart to take off the tall hat Little Corn put on me."
Yang Jian nodded and said, "Okay, you can rest assured, little corn, and I promise to help you raise Xiaosi white and fat, so that he can't go out without turning sideways."
Yuchi Youqi: "..."
Yu Chiyouqi left Yu Wenyong behind, and left soon. He still had to pick up his father Yu Chijiong to Beijing.
When Yang Guang heard about this, he squinted his eyes and hugged his short arms, as if he was meditating on something. In fact, Yang Guang didn't need to say anything, Yang Jian already knew what he was thinking.
Because Yuchi Jiong is a famous rebel!
In history, when Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty established the Great Sui Dynasty, Yu Chijiong wanted to fight against Emperor Wen of Sui Dynasty because he felt that he was in control of the army and had high achievements. He led the rebellion and united the rest of the Northern Qi Dynasty and Nanliang to respond.
But the result can be imagined, Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty sent a general Wei Xiaokuan to defeat Yuchijiong, and Yuchijiong committed suicide. All his sons were implicated in it, except for the third Wei Chishun who offered beauty and became the head of the country, the rest, including Yuchi Youqi Inside, all were put to death.
Yang Jian sighed, it seems that even without Yu Wenyong's hindrance, he still needs to work harder if he wants to ascend the throne smoothly.
Not long after Yuchi Youqi left, only half an hour later, unexpectedly, he hurried back again.When Yu Wenyong heard it, he showed a helpless smile and said, "Hmph, it must be that Youqi is too worried about me, and that's okay. Could it be that I'm really going to be abused by you?"
While talking, Yuchi Youqi walked in, Yu Wenyong said in a very proud tone, "Youqi, I say you..."
When he said this, he didn't know that Yuchi Youqi didn't even look at him, he hurried past him and walked directly towards Yang Jian.
slap in the face...
Yu Wenyong's eyelids twitched, feeling his face was burning, and he gave Yang Jian a hard look.
Yang Jian said: "Little corn, you just left for half an hour, why did you come back?"
Yuchi Youqi handed over an invitation card and said, "Actually... Youqi is here to deliver the invitation card. My father and third brother want to entertain the host."
Just now, Yuchi Youqi's father, Yuchi Jiong, and Yuchi Youqi's third brother, Yuchi Shun, have arrived in Jingzhao Chang'an.
They had always known that the youngest Yuchi Youqi had a good relationship with Yang Jian, so as soon as they arrived in Jingzhao, they asked Yuchi Youqi to send an invitation card, wanting to invite Yang Jian to a banquet and to connect with each other.
Yang Guang squinted at the invitation, and said in a low voice, "Father, there is no such thing as a good banquet. Yuchijiong needs to be careful."
Yang Jian nodded, and said: "Understood, but Yu Chijiong holds a heavy soldier in his hands and is a veteran, so I still have to give him some face as a father, otherwise it will be too unjustifiable."
Yuchijiong is considered to be a half-prince, with a high status in the court. Yang Jian is a junior, and has just become the master, and has not formally ascended the throne. In this way, it is natural to give Yuchijiong this face, otherwise it will cause people to talk about it.
Yuchi Youqi also vaguely sensed that this might not be a good feast, after all, the Duke of Shu and the Duke of Sui had never had any friendship.
Yuchi Youqi said hesitantly: "Otherwise... Youqi went and refused?"
"No need," Yang Jian took the invitation and said, "There is no need to do this. If you come here today, you may be in a dilemma. This Yan Yin will go, and you can just answer when you go back."
"But..." Yuchi Youqi wanted to speak again.
Yang Jian had already smiled and said: "Don't worry, little corn, what kind of storms and waves have you never experienced? Are you afraid of drinking a glass of wine?"
Yu Wenyong watched coldly from the sidelines and said, "It's really considerate."
Yuchi Youqi had to go back to see his father and elder brother, so he didn't have time to talk to Yu Wenyong, so he left in a hurry. Yu Wenyong didn't have a sense of presence from the beginning to the end, and stared at the door with arms folded angrily.
Yang Jian walked over, rubbed the top of Yu Wenyong's head, took advantage of his height, and messed up Yu Wenyong's hair, and said, "Little four, I'm going to the banquet tomorrow, you should stay at home honestly, You can't take the roof off."
Yu Wenyong: "..."
The Duke of Shu hosted Yang Jian, not only Yang Jian alone, but also Yang Jian's two younger brothers, and Yang Jian's father Yang Zhong.
The next day, everyone went to the banquet.Wei Chijiong, Duke of Shu, and his son Yuchishun greeted him at the door.
The Duke of Shu is tall and tall. Although he is not young, it can be seen that he was indeed a handsome man when he was young. His third son, Wei Chishun, is also tall and strong, handsome and extraordinary. No wonder Yuchi Youqi looks so good It's brilliant, the genes of this family are very good, but the little corn is a "mutation", born too slender and gentle, it looks like a little girl at first glance.
But let alone, after all boys develop late, there is still room for Little Corn to grow up, his elder brother and father are so tall, Little Corn is obviously very hopeful to grow up.
Yu Chijiong stepped forward to greet him personally, with a very magnetic smile, he said, "My lord! If you are far away, I will welcome you, this old man will welcome you if you are far away!"
As he spoke, he grabbed Yang Zhong to talk again, and said, "Duke Sui, long time no see!"
Everyone greeted each other for a while, Yu Chijiong led everyone in, and personally guided them, saying: "This is my son Yu Chishun, hurry up, third child, don't you want to meet the owner?"
Yu Chishun immediately knelt down and prostrated, and said respectfully: "My humble general pays homage to the Lord, the Lord will last for ten thousand years!"
Yang Jian had looked at Yu Chishun before, Yu Chishun was Yuchi Youqi's third brother, he was much older than Yuchi Youqi, and he already had children.
Speaking of Yuchishun, I have to say that Yuchishun's daughter, Yuchishun's daughter is Yuchi Chifan, a famous beauty in the Southern and Northern Dynasties. Many novels and TV dramas about the Southern and Northern Dynasties will appear in Yuchi Chifan's figure, because of Yuchi Chifan's life Full of tragedy.Tragedy always makes people feel aggrieved, but also reminds them...
When Yu Chijiong was young, he was already a handsome man, and his sons were all handsome and extraordinary, so it goes without saying that Yuchi Chifan, the granddaughter, is also a granddaughter.Yuchishun married his daughter Yuchi Chifan to Yu Wenwen, a nobleman from the royal family, as his wife.
Yu Wenwen's father is Yu Wenliang, who is the governor of Liangzhou. You can tell from the name that he also holds military power. The daughter betrothed to Yu Wenwen, Yu Wenliang's son.
Later, the clan's Yan Yin, Yuchi Chifan, as the wife of the clan, also entered the palace to participate in Yan Yin, and unfortunately, Zhou Xuan Emperor Yu Wenyun fell in love with her.Zhou Xuan Emperor Yu Wenyun is the son of Yu Wenyong, and Yu Wenyun has not yet been born.
Emperor Xuan of Zhou indulged in wine and sex, and was so dissolute that he fell in love with the nobleman's wife, so he poured wine on Yuchi Chifan, got him drunk and forced him to rape him.Yu Wenliang was terrified when he found out about this incident. He didn't know what to do, so he could only let his son suffer from this dumb loss, and he didn't dare to speak up.
Later, because Yu Wenliang had a suspicion with the general Wei Xiaokuan, Wei Xiaokuan was attacked by surprise soldiers, and Wei Xiaokuan was defeated. Yu Wenliang and his son Yu Wenwen were all executed, and Yuchi Chifan became a widow. Emperor Zhou Xuan took the opportunity to take Yuchi Chifan into the harem. , the young Yuchi Chifan became a nun and was only 30 years old when he passed away.
Everyone entered the banquet and quickly sat down. During this time, Yuchi Youqi was a little restless. He is a person who can't hide things. Seeing his expression, Yang Jian knew that this swallow drink must be "deceitful", but what exactly? Things, everyone is present, and they can't explain clearly.
Seeing this scene, Yang Guang immediately said softly to Yang Jian: "Father, my son won't attract people's attention, so if you look around, it's okay if you are found."
Naturally, who would doubt a four or five year old baby?If he is found, Yang Guang will pretend to be lost, cry and finish the job.
Yang Jian nodded, this is indeed a good idea, and said: "Proceed with caution."
Yang Guang immediately stood up "pretentiously", slipped out of the banquet while no one was looking, and ran away in a hurry, and went to the mansion of Yuchi's family to see if there were any clues.
Yang Guang walked in, and by chance, he heard someone talking from a corner, and he immediately stopped.
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