I'm a Buddhist foster child

Xiaoshan in the north is close to the river, the top of the mountain is not too high, and the tooth flag is huge. Once erected, it is very eye-catching.

Yang Jian and the others were waiting at the foot of the mountain. Seeing Gao Yanzong's dental flag set up and fluttering in the wind, he showed a smile and said, "Look, the signal is coming."

Gao Yanzong's dental flag is undoubtedly a signal to the enemy, and it is very obvious, Yang Jian waved his hand and said: "Don't disappoint Xiao Wuer's kindness, come up for me, and surround the mountain tightly, so that no bird can fly down. "

"Yes, General!" The soldiers got the order, and immediately dispatched troops, and quickly surrounded the mountain tightly, with soldiers and horses in all directions.

At this time, Gao Yanzong had already reached the top of the mountain. Even if he heard the movement at the bottom of the mountain, he had no choice but to jump down immediately if he wanted to go down the mountain. On the top of the mountain, it is flat and stable, full of leisure.

Yang Guang pushed a wheeled cart and brought Yang Jian slowly. Yang Jian said: "Shout to the mountain, you are surrounded, surrender and don't kill."

Gao Yanzong realized that it was a trap when he saw the flames burning down the mountain and the soldiers behind rushed up to report.

Gao Yanzong opened his eyes wide and said, "Zhougou didn't climb up the mountain?!"

The confidant said: "Yes, my lord, they didn't go up the mountain from the beginning! I'm afraid...I'm afraid they waited for the king's mountain, and then surrounded the mountain!"

"How unreasonable!!" Gao Yanzong was so angry that he said, "Zhou Gou doesn't keep his word! Come down the mountain with me, I'm afraid they will do something wrong! It's just a bunch of Zhou Gou!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Gao Yanzong rushed down from the top of the mountain with his cronies. It was not very clear from the top of the mountain. When he rushed down, he realized that Yang Jian's soldiers and horses surrounded the top of the mountain with three layers of fire inside and outside. If one is not careful, the torch falls on the ground, and Gao Yanzong and his cronies are likely to be buried in the sea of ​​flames without a whole body!

The confidant said tremblingly: "Your Majesty, there are...too many people. When we came out, we packed lightly and didn't bring too many soldiers and horses. What should we do?"

Gao Yanzong scolded: "Trash, who told you not to bring more troops?"

The confidant said tremblingly again: "Yes...the king ordered to dress lightly, so I waited...just..."

Gao Yanzong did remember such a thing, his face was hot, and he said: "It's all Zhou's insidious, dishonest man!"

Yang Jian vaguely saw the soldiers and horses on the top of the mountain, no doubt it must be Gao Yanzong, so he yelled loudly at the mountain: "Xiao Wuer, did you come down and surrender?"

"Damn Zhougou!!" Gao Yanzong's voice came down from the mountain immediately, saying: "You don't keep your promise!! Zhougou is shameless!"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "Little Wuer, soldiers never tire of deceit, what kind of credit do you have on the battlefield? Can credit win the enemy?"

Gao Yanzong roared: "Aren't you afraid of spreading the word and being ridiculed by the world!?"

Yang Jian smiled softly, and said: "You reminded me, Jian is really afraid of being ridiculed by the world, what should I do? Yes!"

He asked and answered by himself, without giving Gao Yanzong a chance to answer, and said: "Jian has another good idea. There are soldiers and horses from Jian around here, and he will not spread this matter. Only you... that Jian Just kill you all, kill people to silence your mouth, the mouth of a dead person can't speak, now no one will know and it will be dishonest."

"You dog this week!!" As expected, Gao Yanzong was furious when he heard it: "So thick-skinned!"

Yang Jian said: "If you think I'm thick-skinned, you can come down the mountain and hit me in the face. I'm here and I won't run away. Come down?"

Gao Yanzong almost rushed down, but his cronies quickly stopped him, saying: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty, don't accept his tricks of provocation. We are too few in number. If we go down, we will die. We must choose a safe method! "

Only then did Gao Yanzong calm down, and said: "Yes, these Zhou dogs must not be allowed to succeed. Let's go up the mountain with me. Let's find a breakthrough and kill them all!"

Gao Yanzong went back to the mountain to look for a breakthrough, but the mountain was as big as a palm. Where there was any breakthrough, Yang Jian's soldiers and horses surrounded him in all directions. Not only was there no breakthrough, Gao Yanzong's soldiers and horses had no food to eat.

Because they wanted to be the first, they packed lightly, only brought some soldiers and horses, and did not carry any heavy food. Therefore, food was in short supply at this time. If everyone lived frugally, there was only enough food for two days. The cronies memorized a little more.

Gao Yanzong hid on the mountain and could not come down, so Yang Jian was not in a hurry and said, "We will wait for them here."

Hao Abao said: "Last time the general ate barbecue. I could smell the smell of the barbecue on the mountain. What do you want to eat this time?"

Yang Jian smiled and said, "You're really right, we have nothing to do right now, why don't we eat something delicious."

Yang Guang wrinkled his face like a small meat bun, and said disapprovingly: "Father's injury is not well yet, so it's not easy to work hard."

Yang Jian corrected and said: "Son, there are so many people in front of you, you have to call father, come, call sweeter."

Yang Guang: "..."

Yang Guang glanced at Yang Jian contemptuously. In the past, he acted cute and coquettish, which was completely free of charge, because no one knew that he was Yang Guang, but now...

Yang Guang coughed, still raised his fleshy face, and called out sweetly: "Father—" and made a long sound.

Yang Jian raised his hand to cover his heart, and hit him right in the middle. Sure enough, the sugar substitute was sweeter than the real one, and the fake cute was cuter than the real one.

Yang Jian said: "Don't worry, my son, if father and father don't do it themselves, I can leave it to you, it's very easy."

When everyone listens, leave it to everyone?Are you cooking together?This is very fresh.All the people present were accustomed to wielding knives and guns, they had never had any experience in cooking, and they didn't know what tricks they would make.

What Yang Jian wants to teach them is very easy, in fact it is... making dumplings.

There were soup cakes in the Northern and Southern Dynasties. Soup cakes not only refer to noodles, but also refer to things like dumplings. Of course, in addition to soup cakes, there are also pills.Lao Wan is food like dumplings, steamed stuffed buns, and glutinous rice balls.

Yang Jian directed everyone to make noodles and mix stuffing. Facts have proved that not only the youngest Yang Zan and the noodles seemed to be at war, but the others were not too lenient when making noodles. Hao Abao almost buried himself with flour. His face was covered with flour and pimples, and his hair was covered with batter. He washed the wolf skin with water, and after washing it was even more mushy, almost turning into a doughnut.

On the contrary, it was Yu Wenxuan who was so well hidden that he had a good craftsmanship. Whether it was kneading noodles or mixing stuffing, Yu Wenxuan was very handy. It was not the first time he was preparing meals.

What's more, making dumplings looks decent, Yang Jian knows how to do it as soon as he teaches it, and there is no need to teach him a second time.

Because Yu Wenhui was flogged, his wounds were still not healed, so he excused his wounds and didn't make dumplings. Seeing Bai Shengsheng's dough pinching and pinching in Yu Wenxuan's palm, and quickly making small round dumplings, Yu Wenhui laughed He said, "Brother, you actually know how to make dumplings? Are you so good at making dumplings? Why didn't I know that before?"

Yu Wenzhou smiled, looked down at the dumplings in his hands, and said: "This is the first time I make dumplings for my brother, but in order to earn a living, I always need to make a living. Before I was arrested and sent to the barracks, I was cooking by myself. .”

Yu Wenzhou was captured many years ago, when the army was in chaos, but Yu Wenzhou was not a prisoner in the barracks at the beginning, he was just a coolie in the Northern Qi Dynasty, and later Gao Anagong heard that Yu Wenxuan was going to fight with the Northern Zhou Dynasty. He was the nephew of Zai Yuwenhu of Otsuka, so he was taken into the military camp and taken as a prisoner.

Upon hearing this, Yu Wenhui immediately put a smile on his face and said, "Brother..."

Yu Wenzhou said: "It's okay, it's all in the past, it's almost done, let's cook dumplings for my brother."

As Yu Wenzhou said, he began to boil the water quickly. After the pot was boiled, he was ready to put the dumplings into the pot. The small white dumplings, with white, tender and smooth skin, plopped into the boiling water, sinking and floating , I feel thirsty just looking at it.

Yang Jian has a characteristic of eating dumplings. He likes the dough to be chewy, and he doesn't like the dough to be too thin. The dumpling skin is also a kind of delicacy, so he also puts effort into the dough.

Yang and the supervisor watched everyone cooking dumplings, and heard everyone yelling from time to time, "Oops! Our pot is broken!" "Our pot is also broken!"

Everyone boiled all the dumplings, and it was clear at a glance what kind of dumplings were filled, because all the fillings of the dumplings were exposed, and there was no pot that could not be broken.

Of course, there is only one pot that is not broken, and that is Yuwenzhou's dumplings. Yuwenzhou's dumplings are neat and beautiful, and the boiled dumpling soup is just a mess of flour, which is very clear, and there is no broken filling at all. Placed in Chengpan, each one is white, tender and bulging, just like the little face of the little bun Yang Guang.

Yang Jian said with a smile: "It's very good, it happens to be the prawn and three delicacies stuffing that Jian likes, so I will eat this."

Although the dumplings did not have a particularly domineering aroma, they couldn't hold back everyone's joy in making and cooking dumplings. For a while, hahaha laughter spread all over the mountain.

Eating dumplings at the bottom of the mountain, Gao Yanzong on the mountain can only grind his teeth, not to mention saving food and money, walking all over the entire mountain, there is no breakthrough at all, there is no way to break through and go down the mountain, Gao Yanzong finally decided to spend it!The left and right themselves will not surrender.

So Yang Jian's soldiers and horses besieged the mountain for a total of five days. During these five days, they ate almost all kinds of dumplings, such as seafood, pork, mutton, leeks, wild vegetables, radishes, etc. , there are dumplings with different flavors every day. After eating the dumplings, you can fry the leftover dumplings in the pan at night, and they will become pot stickers. Dip them in bitter wine and vinegar. The crispy taste is as good as the dumplings It's just different, it adds more flavor, and you can't eat it at all. It's the leftover dumplings.

Yang Jian put a dumpling full of prawns into his mouth. The prawns were delicious, accompanied by the aroma of mushrooms and fresh meat, the juice was overflowing, and it was a pleasure to eat. He took a bite and said with a smile : "Let's eat dumplings here, I don't know if Xiao Wu'er has already slept in the open?"

Gao Changgong looked in the direction of the mountain, but naturally he couldn't see anything, and said, "It's been five full days, I'm afraid Ah Yan and the others have already run out of dry food, so they can only last for two days."

Yang Jian looked sideways at Gao Changgong and said, "In your opinion, what will happen to your good brother? Will he go down the mountain, or will he hide on the mountain forever?"

Gao Changgong smiled and said: "According to Ah Yan's temperament, he will definitely fight down the mountain, and we will fight to the death."

Yang Jian nodded and said, "I think it's the same, then let's give them some gifts."

Hao Abao gulped down the dumpling soup. He has a "quirk". He likes to put the dumplings in the soup, then puncture the dumplings, eat the filling first, leave the dumpling wrappers, and eat the dumpling wrappers at the end. At this time, Hao Abao was taking care of his dumpling wrappers, and said with a hearty bite, "General, you won't dig a hole in the ground again like you did with me?"

Yang Jian said, "Dig a hole? No, there are many plants and trees here, and digging a hole is too troublesome. There is an easier way."

— tripping rope!

There are a lot of vegetation on this hill, and the growth is very vigorous. Most of them are half-person-high weeds, so they are especially suitable for ambushes. Yang Jian asked someone to set a rope on the ground, no matter whether it is a horse or Gao Yanzong's soldiers, as long as they rush down, Sure to get tripped up.

Everyone took advantage of the night to set up the tripping rope. Just after setting it up, the sky was gray, and they heard some movement on the mountain. Yang Jian said with a smile: "Good time, the tripping rope is still warm."

As Gao Changgong said, Gao Yanzong really wasn't the type to sit and wait for death, even if he couldn't beat him, he would rush down and fight to the death.

"kill--!!"

Gao Yanzong led his cronies, full of momentum, he didn't look like he had been hungry for several days, rushed down from the mountain like a broken bamboo, shouting all the way, like a tiger released from a cage.

Gao Yanzong ran at the front, shouting: "Brothers, kill me!!! Take the head of Zhou Gou, there will be rewards!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!!"

Don't look at them starving for many days, but Gao Yanzong's mobilization ability is very strong, and his cronies are also loyal, and they are killed like crazy. Gao Yanzong took the lead, pointed his gun at Yang Jian, and shouted: "Zhou dog, take your life... …ah!"

Before he finished speaking, "Gudong!" There was a loud noise, the horse was running too fast, and he didn't pay attention to the tripping rope in the grass. A fierce man fell directly from the horse's back, "Boom—" a dog came directly to eat shit, He threw himself on the ground and fell right next to Yang Jian's wheelbarrow.

Gao Yanzong fell badly, he was in a mess and almost couldn't get up, he felt someone slapped on the top of his head twice, he barely opened his eyes and saw that it was Yang Jian!

Yang Jianshi sat in a wheelchair, leaned over and patted the top of Gao Yanzong's head, and said with a smile: "My good boy, it's not Chinese New Year yet, even if you kowtow now, my brother won't give you a big red envelope."

Gao Yanzong fell down, soared to the sky with anger, and heard Yang Jian's words, he felt that Tianling Gai was numb, and immediately jumped up and was about to jump up, who knew that at this moment, "Boom!" Sneaking over, he grabbed Gao Yanzong's arm, twisted directly behind him, and snatched the spear from his hand.

Gao Yanzong yelled "Ah" in pain, and when he looked back, it turned out to be Gao Changgong!

"You traitor!!" Seeing that the other party was his fourth brother in the past, Gao Yanzong yelled angrily: "Traitor!! You who worked for Zhou Dog! Let me go!"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "Little Si, be gentle, don't twist Xiao Wu, you are an older brother, why don't you feel sorry for your younger brother?"

Yang Jianzheng was talking, Gao Yanzong's hands were twisted behind his back, but he was still able to make a sudden attack. He immediately jumped up, turned his head, and bit Gao Changgong's neck. Narrowing his eyes, he was shocked.

Gao Changgong pinched the back of Gao Yanzong's neck instead. Gao Yanzong's back neck felt numb, and he was forced to let go of his mouth. The corners of his mouth seemed to be smeared with rouge, and it was still authentic "plasma red".

Hao Abao and Langpi immediately rushed up and restrained Gao Yanzong, tied them all up, Gao Changgong was relieved, raised his hand and rubbed his neck, the back of his hand was full of blood, the bite was not light, he couldn't help but wry smile, he thought It was necessary to strike lightly, but Gao Yanzong was an unscrupulous gangster, a little lightness allowed him to take advantage of the opportunity, and the one who regretted it was himself.

Gao Yanzong was captured, and his cronies were not much better. They were all tripped by the horse rope and fell to the ground. Those who did not ride a horse could not survive the disaster. They all fell into a mess. Yu Wenxian had been ambushed long ago. Surge up and arrest all these Qi troops.

Gao Yanzong was bound by five flowers, and he was still thrashing about, yelling: "Zhougou!! Let me go!! Grandpa Gao will make you regret it! Let me go!! Let me go—"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "The little wolf cub has sharp teeth, it's okay, take it home, and I will grind your teeth for you."

After that, he gently waved his hand and said, "Take it away."

Hao Abao tied Gao Yanzong to the horse's back, laying it across the horse's back like a sack, and was about to flatter the horse and take Gao Yanzong away. As he was walking, he heard "gudong!", Hao Abao turned his head and looked, Immediately shouted: "No! Gao Yanzong has escaped!"

Sure enough, after being tied up like that, he was able to break free. There was no one on the horse. Gao Yanzong broke free from the rope, fell off the horse, and immediately jumped up from the ground. He moved very quickly, like a wolf cub. Run away quickly.

Gao Changgong was riding a horse, and the team at the head, when they heard the shouts from behind, immediately reined in their horses and stopped, saying, "I'll go after them."

As he spoke, he turned the horse's head, galloped away, and chased after Gao Yanzong. Gao Yanzong ran forward with his legs, and Gao Changgong came with a horse. The speed was naturally incomparable, and Gao Yanzong was quickly overtaken.

Gao Changgong swung his long sword and slashed at the top of Gao Yanzong's head. Gao Yanzong lowered his head subconsciously. Because he was running with full speed and his chassis was unstable, he fell to the ground with a sound of "gudong!" and rolled away.

Gao Yanzong was covered in ashes, and wanted to get up and continue running, but he couldn't stand up, and before he got up, the sword edge was in front of him, just across his neck, and he took a closer look, it was Gao Changgong's saber.

Gao Changgong rested his sword on Gao Yanzong's neck and said, "I advise you not to run away again."

Gao Yanzong was so angry that his eyes were red and bloodshot, and he roared: "You dog thief!! I will not be a prisoner even if I die! I want your grandpa to be a prisoner in the next life!"

As Gao Yanzong said, he grabbed Gao Changgong's sword with both hands, and instead of pulling it away, he slashed towards his neck.

Gao Changgong was taken aback, and immediately withdrew his sword. Gao Yanzong had already slammed into his saber, and his neck was blood red.

"Ayan!!"

Gao Changgong quickly got off his horse, threw the blood-stained sword on the ground with a clang, and rushed to cover Gao Yanzong's neck wound.There was a bloody opening on Gao Yanzong's neck, and the blood flowed profusely. It was much more serious than Gao Changgong's bite just now, and he passed out immediately.

Gao Changgong hugged Gao Yanzong horizontally, and ran all the way back. He had lost his usual mature and prudent appearance, and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Medical officer! Medical officer!"

Yang Jian didn't expect that the two brothers would see blood in the fight, and Gao Yanzong was stubborn. Fortunately, there was a medical officer accompanying him in the team, who immediately rushed over to stop the bleeding and bandage up, thus saving Gao Yanzong's life.

Gao Yanzong was in a daze, feeling weak, top-heavy, the world was spinning, nausea in the spinning stomach, he opened his eyes in confusion, his neck hurts when he moved, "Hiss..." and said hoarsely: "I... dead?"

"Can't die."

He was still in a daze, and heard a voice say: "Don't worry, with us here, you will live well, will you still feel pain when you die?"

Gao Yanzong suddenly realized, yes, why would he still feel pain after death? His neck hurts terribly. When he spoke a little, his voice vibrated, and his neck was torn in pain.

Gao Yanzong suddenly opened his eyes wide and took a closer look. Wasn't it the "old acquaintance" Yang Jian who spoke just now?

"Zhou Dog!!!?"

Regardless of the pain in the wound, Gao Yanzong roared angrily, gritted his teeth in pain, and frowned tightly. He was about to get up, but was held down by a big hand, and he was forced to lie down again. It turned out to be Gao Changgong.

Gao Changgong was also by his side. They had already returned to the Yanzhou Governor's Mansion. Gao Yanzong was lying on the bed. Gao Changgong was changing the dressing for his neck wound. He frowned and said, "Be careful, and be careful not to crack the wound."

Gao Yanzong couldn't slow down for a while, his eyes rolled and looked around.

Yang Jian sat on the wheelbarrow, propped his chin with his hands, and said leisurely: "Don't look, you have already entered the enemy's stronghold. This is the Yanzhou government office, surrounded by Jian's soldiers and horses, and Yanzhou You can’t fly out even with your wings.”

Gao Yanzong's face turned pale, obviously he was still a prisoner.

He pursed his lips a little, but was quiet for a moment, and immediately yelled: "Zhou Gou!! I will not be a prisoner to the death, let me go!"

Gao Yanzong thumped vigorously, the wound on his neck hadn't been changed yet, the wound cloth was rubbed off, the wound medicine rubbed on the quilt, he yelled and kicked his legs, Gao Changgong quickly stretched out his hand to hold him down to prevent him from stretching The wound, Gao Yanzong saw Gao Changgong's hand stretched out, and he bit it.

"hiss……"

Gao Changgong was bitten on the neck a few days ago, and now his wrist was bitten again, Gao Yanzong was like a little wolf cub, he bit it and didn't let go, he was still swearing vaguely.

When Yang Jian saw it, his head ached and he said, "Let go."

Gao Yanzong bit Gao Changgong's wrist, and said "Mmmmmmmm" three times, which seemed to mean "don't let go".

Yang Jian said: "Okay, it's okay if you don't let go, besides you, your cronies have also been captured. If you don't let go, go and chop them into meat paste now, eat them as dumpling stuffing, and eat them." I have eaten dumplings filled with pork, mutton, beef, and fish, but I have never eaten human flesh, so I have a chance to try them today."

Gao Yanzong's eyes widened. Although he didn't know what a dumpling was, he could understand how to chop it into a meat paste. He hesitated for a moment, and then slowly opened his mouth.

Gao Changgong quickly pulled his wrist back, saw the blood, and there was a circle of bright tooth marks on it.

Yang Jian said: "This is good, Xiao Wu'er is good to heal his wounds, and he can't bite anyone anymore."

Gao Yanzong glared at Yang Jian angrily, his chest heaving and heaving, and said viciously: "Zhou Gou! If you have the ability to kill your grandpa! Otherwise, grandpa will make you regret it!"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "Jian has never met someone who has the ability to make Jian regret. If you are this person, then I can't let you go."

Yang Jian waved his hand, spun the cart and left.

Yang Jian used tricks to capture Ande King Gao Yanzong. The news spread quickly. Although the Qi army on the other side still had generals, their main general was captured.

Yang Jian was sitting in the shogunate and was discussing with the generals how to deal with the Qi army. He said: "Now the Qi people's Ande Wang Gao..."

At this point in his words, there was a yelling voice outside the shogunate: "Zhou Gou will die! Let me go! I won't eat!"

"I want you, Grandpa Gao, to eat and dream!"

"Bah! Take it away! Go away! I don't drink medicine! Go away!"

Yang Jian couldn't help but raised his hand and rubbed his forehead, heaved a long sigh, and Li Yu came in from outside the shogunate, and he also heaved a long sigh, almost the same sigh, and said: "General Zhenjun, You think of a way, this Gao Yanzong is so good at shouting, from morning to night, he couldn't stop shouting at midnight, and he started shouting again at dawn. This is still the situation of going on a hunger strike for two consecutive days. How can he be so strong? The old man is old I can't take it anymore."

Who said no?Yang Jian couldn't bear it either, Gao Yanzong was so good at shouting, he was full of confidence, he went on a hunger strike for two days, but he still had such confidence, shouting from morning to night, almost knocked off the roof of the Yanzhou government office.

Yang Jian rubbed his forehead and said, "Son, push father and father to have a look."

Yang Guang showed no expression, nodded, and pushed Yang Jian's cart to the house where Gao Yanzong was recuperating.

Gao Changgong was in the house, he came to feed, but Gao Yanzong overturned the food, the porridge was spilled everywhere, on the bed, quilt, and the ground, there was a large piece of paste, not only porridge, but also in the house. Almost everything that can be broken is broken.

As soon as Yang Jian came in, he couldn't help but "huh" and said, "I thought there was a husky in the government office."

Gao Yanzong naturally didn't understand what a husky was. When he saw Yang Jian, he roared angrily, "You dog thief!! I don't know how to eat. Let me go as soon as possible, or you'll kill me!"

Gao Yanzong hadn't eaten for two days, his body was weak, but he was full of confidence. It had to be said that he was young and his body was very strong.

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows, looked at the mess of the place, smiled, and said without getting angry, "You don't eat?"

"Nonsense!" Gao Yanzong stared and said, "I will never eat your dog's food! Absolutely, absolutely not!"

"Good, good, have backbone." Yang Jian clapped his palms, smiled even more gently, and said, "Fourth brother, do you still remember that you refused to eat a few days ago, how did my brother obediently make you submit?" Is it?"

As soon as Gao Changgong mentioned this, he could vividly remember it, and he didn't want to think about it at all.

Gao Changgong didn't speak, but his face sank and became more and more serious.

Seeing them playing charades, Gao Yanzong asked strangely, "How?"

Yang Jian said: "At that time, your fourth brother was also stubborn, with a very rigid backbone, but it's okay, Jian has always been very friendly. Since you don't want to eat, I will feed you personally."

Gao Yanzong said contemptuously: "I've said it all, unless you kill me, I won't eat!"

Yang Jian smiled faintly and said, "Xiao Wu'er, you are still too young to know something, which is scarier than death."

Gao Yanzong laughed, and said sarcastically: "Bah! You have no fear of death, Mr. Gao, what are you afraid of!?"

Yang Jian then said to Gao Changgong: "Fourth brother, because brother has bad legs and feet, you should hold him down, come here for brother himself, and feed him mouth to mouth!"

The mocking smile on Gao Yanzong's face gradually froze, and he said in a daze, "You, what are you talking about!?"

Yang Jian smiled very gently, and said: "Jian said, let your fourth brother hold you down, don't move around, and Jian personally mouth, yes, mouth, and feed."

Gao Yanzong immediately revealed a look of disgust, and was so shocked by Yang Jian that he could not speak for a long time.

Yang Jian said understandingly: "Still, do you want your fourth brother to feed you with affection? You don't care, fourth brother, do you care?"

Gao Changgong wisely didn't speak, because he was already familiar with Yang Jian, so he absolutely passively resisted Yang Jian's trash talk.If you resist passively and just listen to one trash talk, you are done. If you talk back or fall into his tricks, then a series of trash talk is likely to wait for you.

Yang Jian pretended to pick up the porridge bowl, scooped up a large spoonful of porridge water, blew it, and then really put it into his mouth, "winked" at Gao Yanzong, showing a handsome face like a gentleman like jade , was "persecuted" by Yang Jian and turned into a playboy bully.

Yang Jian swallowed the porridge with a "gudong" in his mouth, and said, "Hiss, it's so hot, I'm sorry, I accidentally swallowed it, it's okay, let's have another bite."

Gao Yanzong opened his eyes wide in shock, staring at Yang Jian for a long time unable to recover, and finally cursed viciously: "Beast!"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "Is this a beast? Don't worry, there are even more beasts."

Gao Yanzong's chest heaved even faster, and he almost exploded with anger, his face was full of humiliation, but seeing that Yang Jian really wanted to eat the second mouthful of porridge, he was so frightened that he yelled loudly: "I... I will eat it! I will eat it! No way!"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "Tsk tsk, it really is a brother. You two brothers have similar reactions. Good little Wuer, it's easy to eat. Seeing that you are still growing, use more."

Gao Yanzong couldn't compare to Yang Jian's face, so he had to make a compromise, and prepared to eat porridge with an expression of unwillingness.Gao Changgong sat on the bed, scooped up a spoonful of porridge, blew it cool, and fed it to Gao Yanzong. After Gao Yanzong took a bite, his eyes lit up immediately. The porridge...

This porridge was not made by Yang Jian, but by Yang Jian's "big disciple who entered the house".Since Yu Wenzhou made dumplings last time and was appreciated by Yang Jian, Yang Jian taught Yu Wenzhou many ways to eat. Yu Wenzhou was used to being poor since he was a child, and he didn't have the pretensions of being a boss. He was willing to learn from Yang Jian. Yang Jian just hasn't recovered yet. , I can't eat with itchy hands, so I teach Yuwen Zhou how to cook.

Yang Jian asked Yu Wenxuan to marinate some preserved eggs. This bowl of porridge is made of preserved preserved eggs and lean meat porridge. This preserved egg and lean meat porridge is a classic. In the water, it is fragrant but not greasy, and the porridge water is extremely smooth in the mouth.Yu Wenzhou's craftsmanship is recognized by Yang Jian, let alone Gao Yanzong who "has never seen the world".

Gao Yanzong took a bite, as if the door of the new century had been opened, he stared at the porridge bowl in surprise, his face seemed to be written—how could it be so delicious?

But Gao Yanzong quickly realized that no matter how delicious it was, it was still the dog's food, and he must not eat it.

So Gao Yanzong found fault and said: "It's so hard to eat!"

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows, Yu Wenzhou's craft was taught by himself, and everyone's affirmation, Yu Wenhui can drink a pot of preserved egg and lean meat porridge by himself, but Gao Yanzong actually found fault, saying it was not delicious.

Gao Yanzong turned his head and refused to eat, saying: "Is such unpalatable swill for human consumption? I won't eat it!"

Gao Changgong softened his voice and said, "Ayan, take two bites, you are still injured, how can you recover without eating the wound?"

Gao Yanzong snorted coldly and said, "You wait for pig food, I don't like it."

Yang Jian said, "Oh? Master Gao Xiaolang can't eat pig food, so what do you want to eat?"

Gao Yanzong obviously deliberately made things difficult for Yang Jian, rolled his eyes, and said, "I...I want to eat bad!"

"Smelly?" Gao Changgong frowned, there is no one in the world who wants to be stinky, Gao Yanzong is clearly looking for faults.

"Smelly?" Yang Jian raised his eyebrows and asked.

Gao Yanzong raised his chin proudly, and this action stretched his wound. Gao Yanzong shuddered from the pain, and said bravely, "What? Can't you do it? If you can't do it, you can't use it like this for three times. Threatening me with indiscriminate methods!"

"Who says you can't do it?" Yang Jian said disapprovingly, "Don't you just want to eat something stinky? Why is it so difficult?"

"This... this..." Gao Yanzong said dumbfounded, "Isn't this difficult?"

Yang Jian said: "If it's an ordinary cook, I'm afraid it won't be able to satisfy Xiao Wu'er's special... hobbies, but does Jian look like an ordinary cook?"

Gao Yanzong looked at Yang Jian suspiciously, and sneered in his heart, fearing that Yang Jian was just talking big, he said: "You said this, if you can't make something smelly and delicious, I won't eat your Zhou Jian." A bite of food for a dog! At that time, you can't force me with the most inappropriate methods!"

Yang Jian said, "Don't worry, is Jian the kind of abusive person?"

Gao Yanzong stopped talking, and stared at Yang Jian with a sneer, his eyes full of contempt.

Yang Jian didn't talk nonsense, and said: "Just wait, I will bring it to you in a while."

After all, Yang Guang pushed him to leave the house. Gao Changgong was a little worried, turned around and followed, closed the door of the house, and then said in a low voice: "General, you really have a way... to be a stinky ?”

Yang Jian said with a smile: "Fourth brother, how can you question the ability of elder brother?"

Gao Changgong said: "But this stinky...how can I enter it?"

Yang Jian said: "I can see it. You are not questioning your brother's ability, but you are afraid that your brother will poison your brother to death, right?"

Gao Changgong coughed lightly, and said, "Ayan is seriously injured, Chang Gong is afraid..."

"Don't worry," Yang Jian said, "I won't poison your brother to death, I promise you, your Ah Yan will want to eat this for the rest of his life."

Gao Changgong really can't think of anything that is stinky and delicious, wanting to spend a lifetime?

Yang Jian stopped talking to him, let Yang Guang push himself to the dining room, and at the same time called Yu Wenxuan.

Yu Wenxuan is Yang Jian's "closed disciple", and his craftsmanship is not bad, and he was mentioned twice by Yang Jian, which makes him improve day by day.

Everyone came to the dining room together, and Yang Jian said, "Master Yuwen, I asked you to help marinate... the stinky tofu a few days ago, how is it?"

That's right, what Yang Jian was going to feed Gao Yanzong was not something else, it was stinky tofu!

Speaking of this smelly food, people in the Southern and Northern Dynasties may not believe it, but in modern times, they can’t count them all in one breath, such as stinky tofu, snail noodles, durian, etc., they all smell smelly and taste delicious .

Among these stinky and delicious foods, stinky tofu is the most widely accepted. Coincidentally, Yang Jian has nothing to do these days, so he just asked Yu Wenxuan to help pickle some stinky tofu. Tofu.

Yu Wenzhou lifted the jar and said, "It should be ready to eat."

Yang Jian asked Yu Wenxuan to take out two pieces of stinky tofu, and asked him to help knead the noodles, steamed a pot of steamed buns, and asked for steamed buns that were as soft as possible. After all, they were for Gao Yanzong to eat. Gao Yanzong was injured. And the injury is on the neck, it is best not to eat too much food, otherwise the wound will be torn and suffer again.

Yu Wenxuan skillfully kneaded the noodles and steamed a pot of steamed buns. Although it was only a pot of steamed buns, it still took time. Seeing the sky darken, Yang Jian cut the steamed buns in half and put stinky tofu inside. , spread it evenly, and then put the two halves of the steamed bun together, put it in the exquisite small Chengpan, put a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge next to it, and prepared to go to see Gao Yanzong.

Gao Yanzong made a fuss