I'm a Buddhist foster child
Chapter 40 Who Are You?
Then Wolf Pi suddenly realized, and said: "It's a bad thing, my lord, don't you say that the Zhou thief will attack with fire at most? What should we do? If we dig the road, how can we go down the mountain? We haven't had time to buy food and grass this month. Drinking water is not a problem!"
Hao Abao said viciously: "Sure enough, Bandit Zhou is cunning and resorted to such indecent means! It's really disgusting! But don't be afraid, the truth has its own way."
"My lord is wise!" Lang Pi hadn't listened to it yet, he was already convinced.
Hao Abao said: "Go, bring up the spy caught last night. Isn't he the Duke of Wei who claims to be the thief of Zhou? Let's use him as a hostage."
Yang Jian led his men to dig pits at the foot of the mountain, digging pits in all directions, preparing to dig the valley into a pockmarked face. At this moment, there was a sudden movement on the mountain. A group of people came down the mountain, but they stopped after a certain distance. down.
Yang Jian didn't know each other. He only saw a young man leading the team. The young man at the head looked to be in his twenties, and he was not tall. He could even be said to be of the same type as Xiao Zhuang, but he looked younger when he looked at it. Small, but also has a gentle and delicate feeling. In modern times, he can make his debut as a creamy niche.
Behind the gentle young man was a tall, burly man who was more than a head taller than the man in front of him. He had bronze skin and held two big axes in his hands.
Yang Jian said, "Who is here?"
Li Wei was an old opponent of the Jihu people, and he recognized it at a glance, and said, "It's the leader of the Jihu, Hao Abao, and his chief general, Langpi."
Yang Jian sighed and said: "This Hao Abao, born so burly and majestic?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Baozi glanced at him. There was something in that look... Weird?
The next moment, I heard Li Wei say awkwardly: "This... the general of the town army misunderstood. The tall and burly man behind is the chief general Langpi, and the one in front is the leader of Jihu, Hao Abao who calls himself Prime Minister Mo."
Yang Jian: "..." No wonder the cheap son's eyes are strange, it turns out that he has identified the wrong person.
When Yang Jian didn't see Hao Abao, he only heard some popular science, saying that Hao Abao was the number one warrior of Jihu, with unrivaled martial arts, amazing arm strength, and the ability to hold the tooth flag. The general of the tooth flag is none other than Dian Wei of the Three Kingdoms period.Moreover, Li Wei has been stationed in Yanzhou for many years, and has been besieging and suppressing Hao Abao. As a result, Yang Jian preconceived that the burly man was Hao Abao, how could he know...
People can't be seen.
On the top of the hill, Hao Abao waved his hand, and the wolf skin behind him immediately stepped forward, holding a "little chicken" in his hand, and took a closer look, isn't that little chicken Yu Wenzhi, the Duke of Wei with a lot of flowers?
Seeing Yu Wenzhi, Li Wei said dumbfounded, "Yes...it's the Duke of Wei!? Why did Duke Wei fall into the hands of the Jihu people?"
Among these people, perhaps Li Wei was the last one to know that Wei Guogong was captured by the Jihu people. Qi Guogong Yu Wenxian was exquisite and smart. Seeing the attitudes of everyone, he more or less guessed something. , so when I saw this scene, I was not surprised or surprised at all.
As for Yuwenzhou, Yuwenzhou is the elder brother of Yuwenhui, and Yuwenhui is the type who can't lie, Yuwenzhou has heard about it a long time ago.
Only Li Wei was left dumbfounded, unable to extricate himself from the shock.
Among these people, Yang Jian also showed a shocking expression, he was very surprised, and said: "The hair on the temples of Duke Wei..."
After he said this, everyone noticed that Yang Jian was not shocked by Yuwenzhi being taken away, but by Yuwenzhi's... hair.
Yu Wenzhi was attacked by Jihu people yesterday, and he was already bald on one side of his hair. Now the hair on his head is all bald, and his whole body has become a big bald gourd.
Yu Wenzhi was carried by the wolf skin, struggled hard, his throat was cut, and shouted: "Help—help me—it's me! It's me, I'm Wei Guogong! Help me——"
Hao Abao picked out his ears and waved his hands. Wolfpi immediately covered Yu Wenzhi's mouth with a cloth, and Yu Wenzhi couldn't yell anymore. He didn't know what to say in his mouth. Anyway very excited.
Hao Abao said loudly: "Listen up, Zhou thief at the foot of the mountain! Your Duke of Wei is in the hands of Truth, if you dare to act rashly, Truth will cut off one of Duke Wei's fingers!"
Yang Jian smiled, didn't take it seriously, put his hands together and said, "What—what did you say? We can't hear you clearly!"
Hao Abao raised his voice and repeated: "Listen up, thief Zhou at the foot of the mountain—Your Wei Guogong is in the hands of the truth! Don't act rashly, or he will break his finger——!!"
Hao Abao's voice was about to crack, and Yang Jian deliberately said, "What—what did you say? Are you going to cut off Duke Wei's penis? Castrate him—?"
When Yuwen heard it, his face paled with fright, and he kicked his legs indiscriminately. He had heard about Yu Wenzhou, Qi thief was cruel, and he couldn't do anything, and the Jihu people were barbarians. No less than that, "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!"
Hao Abao was taken aback for a moment, never expecting that the other party still didn't hear clearly, then he thought, no, the other party must be playing tricks on him, so angrily he said in a cold voice: "Bold Zhou thief! Do you think the truth is coaxing you to be stubborn?! "
Yang Jian could hear clearly now, and said with a smile: "This general looks younger, and he doesn't mind coaxing you to be stubborn."
Hao Abao slapped his body in anger, stretched out his hand, and the wolf skin behind him immediately handed over the two big axes. It turned out that the two big axes were not the weapons of the wolf skin, but Hao Abao's weapons.
Although Hao Abao is not tall and tall, the two big axes are whirring loudly, and he yelled at the foot of the mountain: "Yonggou Zhou thief!! Come up if you have the ability, we will fight two with real knives and guns, don't let us go!" You and your grandpa are stinky!!"
Yang Jian was not angry either, and said with a smile: "Jiansu has no skills, if you have skills, come down."
Hao Abao was hated by Yang Jian's playful Tianling Gai, but he didn't dare to go down. The valley was their life-saving stronghold, so how could he run down by himself.
Hao Abao swung his axe, and there was a sound of "唰——" followed by Yu Wenzhi's scream of "嘿嘿咕咕——". Although they were all meaningless voices, it was not difficult to hear Yu Wenzhi Everyone couldn't see the fear at the foot of the mountain, but Yu Wenzhi himself knew it clearly. With Hao Abao's wave, he directly chopped off his eyelashes.
Fragmented eyelashes fluttered to the ground, and Yuwen tilted his head, frightened to death.
Hao Abao said coldly: "Bold thief Zhou, you are really not afraid that I will kill him!?"
Yang Jian seemed like a hobbit, he was not stingy, and said with a smile: "If you want to kill, you can kill, if you want to cut, you can cut, I will frown, and I will take your surname!"
Yang Guang: "..."
What an awe-inspiring righteousness, everyone couldn't help but sweat a little when they heard it.
Yang Jian said again: "You Jihu people are hiding in the deep mountains and old forests. I'm afraid you are too outdated. Don't you know that Yu Wenzhi, the Duke of Wei, came to seize the military power of Jian? This beauty, you If you can help me kill him with one blow, I will also be grateful to you!"
"He..." Hao Abao said in shock, holding a big axe, "Who is he called beauty?"
Langpi scratched the back of his head, looked around, saw that the soldiers were all big and three rough, and said uncertainly, "It should...it should be calling the lord."
"Presumptuous!!" Hao Abao was furious, and said, "What a mediocre dog! You come up!"
Yang Jian folded his arms and said leisurely, "Come down."
"you come up!!"
Yang Jian said again: "Jian will not go up."
Yang Guang: "..." He rubbed his blunt and sore forehead.
"Pacha—" Just as the two of them were repeating the meaningless topic, a gap suddenly opened in the sky, and a huge thunderbolt fell from the top of their heads.
Immediately after that was the sound of rumbling thunder, the sky was dark, and dark clouds rolled over, and the downpour was about to pour down at any time.
Yang Jian pointed to the sky and said, "Did you see it? It's going to rain soon. After the rain, the land is soft, and we have to work overtime to dig holes. I'm busy now, so I won't chat with you." , you and I chatted speculatively, next time we have time to make an appointment."
"You...!" Hao Abao threw the ax out fiercely with split hands, "Boom!!!" With a sound, the ax struck a tree trunk not far away. Dust fell from the sky.
Yang Jian was at the foot of the mountain, even if Hao Abao chopped off the tree, he would not be able to hit Yang Jian, he could only vent his anger.
Wolfpi said: "My lord, what should I do? It's going to rain soon!"
Hao Abao said angrily: "Let's go! Go back to the village! There is still a lot of rations left in our village, so I don't believe the truth. He is a son of a nobleman, how can he be permanent!"
Hao Abao quickly left the army and returned to the village. Yang Jian said leisurely, "It's going to rain soon, let the brothers set up tents to avoid the rain. When the rain stops and the mud is soft, Start digging."
"Yes!" Li Wei immediately ordered the whole army to set up camp, and the tents were quickly connected together. When the battalion commander was set up, the heavy rain poured down. It continued to rain intermittently throughout the afternoon, and it stopped at dusk.
The air in the valley was already fresh, with a hint of sweetness after the rain. Yang Jian walked out of the tent, stretched his waist, and said with a smile, "The air is so good, let's start work."
The soldiers divided into groups and began to dig roads in all directions around the valley. It was easier to dig after it rained, and it didn't take much effort.
Yang Jian asked the soldiers to dig the road, and he was not idle. He was going to make some food to reward the hard-working soldiers. What's more, he made some rich and overbearing food. It would be best for the Jihu soldiers in the cottage to Smell, consume their will.
The fragrance Yang Jian chose is overbearing, and it is suitable for the outdoors. The delicious food that everyone eats together is naturally-barbecue!
Eating barbecue is the same as hot pot, the most important thing is that there are many people, especially outdoor barbecue, skewers are put on skewers in advance, and the fire is set up to make it taste delicious.
Yang Jian entered the temporary dining room and began to prepare the ingredients for the barbecue, including some beef, mutton and pork, as well as various vegetables, such as roasted mushrooms, roasted leeks, and some roasted gluten, all kinds of modern popular Grilled internal organs are also essential, such as roasted beef heart tube, roasted beef intestines, roasted lamb loin, etc...
Yang Jian processed these ingredients well, marinated them with spices and condiments, then cut them into pieces, stringed each piece on the tongs, and placed them in Chengpan by category.
I also thought that when eating barbecue, it would be even better if it could be accompanied by a little seafood, but this place is not close to the sea, so I can’t eat seafood, so the river seafood is a little bit.
Yang Jian asked the cooks to find some small snails, spit out the sand, and made them into fermented snails.They are in the process of marching and fighting, so they can't drink alcohol for fear of causing trouble. Although the fermented escargot has a fragrance of wine, the alcohol evaporates completely, so it's okay to eat.
Just think about eating two fermented escargots while eating a barbecue. The stir-fried snails are fragrant and delicious, and the fermented snails are delicious. How can you not satisfy your hunger?
In addition to these meat and snacks, Yang Jian also prepared staple food, which was definitely something that the soldiers had never eaten before. Yang Jian first fried some "instant noodles", and when he was eating, he boiled the instant noodles and then added seasonings After frying, it becomes a plate of fragrant fried instant noodles, served with barbecue and snails. This fried instant noodles has a special taste, especially when you are full.
Yang Jian chattered for a while in the dining room. It was already dark, and all the soldiers who were digging holes outside returned to the camp. Yang Jian just finished his work, took out the ingredients, put them on the fire, and prepared to start the test.
Since Yang Guang revealed his secrets, he has become less "sticky". After all, he is pretending to be clingy, so Yang Jian went to the dining room, but Yang Guang didn't follow him. He sat in the tent like a little adult and helped Yang Jian criticize After reading the paperwork and reviewing all the documents, I realized that it was already dark.
Yang Guang came out of the camp with his hands behind his back, and immediately smelled a scent, the smell of roasted meat mixed with the aroma of cumin, the smell was not to mention so tempting, it made people's index fingers move, it was definitely Yang Jian. It is delicious in cooking.
Yang Guang walked over like a young adult, and saw Yang Jian holding up his sleeves and roasting meat. A bunch of meat skewers were neatly placed on the stove. At first glance, he looked very happy. You can tell how delicious it is just by looking at it.
Yang Jian saw cheap son coming out, smiled and said, "Are you hungry? Try this first."
He handed Chengpan the fried instant noodles to Yang Guang, and Yang Guang stretched out two small hands to take it, picked up the chopsticks gracefully and unhurriedly, picked up a few sticks of fried instant noodles, put them in his mouth and tasted them. The small cat's eyes brightened immediately, and the eyes widened, not as elegant as before. The noodle sandwiched was like a waterfall, and it was stuffed into the mouth in one go.
Yang Jian smiled and said, "Is it delicious?"
The little bun was busy eating, he nodded indiscriminately and said, "It's so thick, it's so thick..."
Yang Jian knew that he had figured out Yang Guang's veins. Don't look at Yang Guang's stinky and calm face. In fact, he likes to eat junk food the most. The more junk food the more he likes it, fried instant noodles are of course .
Yang Guang was eating fried instant noodles, and Yang Jian had already roasted the meat. The aroma of all kinds of meat was roasted by the open fire, and came out with the sizzling oily smell, mixed in the air after the rain, the smell of meat was extremely overbearing It has been soaring high and slowly drifting away with the wind.
The roasted pork skin is full of burnt aroma, the beef tastes juicy, the lamb is tender and fat, dipped in different sauces, the taste is vividly displayed, everyone sits around the campfire, eating barbecue, while sipping wine and brewing escargots, I ate happily, and I looked like a primary school student on a spring outing.
Yuchi Youqi said in amazement: "This snail is so fresh and delicious, there is no silt at all, and it is not greasy at all."
Qi Guogong Yu Wenxian nodded and said: "There is also this beef heart tube. I didn't know that this kind of food can also be grilled. It has a firm texture and is so delicious."
As they were talking, they heard Yu Wenzhou say, "Brother! Why did you drink all the soup of pickled snails!"
Everyone turned their heads and saw that Yu Wenhui was holding the pottery pot for pickling snails, and he drank almost all the soup. Yu Wenhui still smiled and said, "It's just a little salty."
Yang Jian: "..."
Everyone ate with gusto, but the mountain was not so moist. The mountain road was dug in a mess, and the road down the mountain was cut off. Although there was some food in the village, it couldn't hold back the panic.
Hao Abao stood on the high platform in the village, and said loudly: "You are all confidantes of the truth, we are good men, how can we be defeated by the cunning Zhou thief?! Now that the village has enough food and grass, we don't have to be afraid of the Zhou thief. , just with them..."
Before he could finish his sentence, the soldiers suddenly rioted, and someone whispered: "What kind of smell, it smells so good..."
"Yeah, you smelled it too, it smells so good..."
"It seems to have floated up from the bottom of the mountain."
"Nonsense, so far down the mountain, what kind of fragrance can float up?"
Hao Abao also smelled it, frowned, and said to Wolfpi, "Go and see what's going on."
"Yes, my lord!" Langpi immediately turned and left, and came back after a while, reporting: "My lord, it was the Zhou bandit who built a fire and cooked food at the foot of the mountain. The scent is wafting up!"
"Eat meat..."
"Oh my God, do the soldiers of Zhou Thief eat so well?"
"There is meat to eat..."
The soldiers were discussing in low voices, seemingly full of envy.After all, when marching and fighting these days, soldiers eat dry rations, as long as they can eat enough. Meat and vegetables are all luxuries. Generally speaking, that's all. Only after winning the battle will there be wine and meat rewards.
The Jihu soldiers were very envious. Hao Abao saw that it was only the first day, how could he shake the morale of the army, and immediately waved his hand and said, "Isn't it just eating meat?! We also have meat, wolf skins, you go and order, today we eat meat!" Take out the meat in the warehouse and roast it for the brothers! We can also roast meat!"
"Yes, my lord!"
Everyone became excited when they heard about eating meat, Gao Sheng shouted: "My lord is wise! My lord is wise——"
In this way, Yang Jian's soldiers and horses camped at the foot of the mountain, cooking barbecue every day, with different patterns of roasting, while the Jihu people were on the mountain, at first they also ate barbecue every day, but later there was not enough food and grass. It will soon be exhausted.
Langpi checked the granary, and said with a frown, "My lord, our grain...is running out."
Hao Abao naturally knew that these days, in order to stabilize the morale of the army, he squandered the grain he had stored up. After eating all the meat, there was only food left, and there was not much food left. If this continued, the food would run out. There is indeed no shortage of water in the mountains. , but only drinking water, the brothers can't help it. At that time, the Zhou people dragged them to the exhaustion, and then killed them up the mountain, wouldn't they just take them away?
Hao Abao frowned, pondered for a while, and said, "Damn it! We can't waste any more, today's time...do it!"
"Yes, my lord is wise!"
……
The Zhou division camp under the mountain.
For several days in a row, everyone ate barbecue every day. The soldiers who liked the most were digging pits during the day and eating barbecue at night. Those days were very nourishing.
Yang Guang likes to eat meat. He is the type who doesn't like meat. He eats so many barbecues in a row.
At this moment, there is a big blister on the lips of the little bun Yang Guang, not only the lips, but also a big bump in the middle of the nose, it looks like a little milk deer pulling a cart for Santa Claus, Hong Dandan The little nose looks like it has been crying, which is even more pitiful.
Yang Guang, the little bun, was sitting beside the bonfire, holding his stubby little arms, staring darkly at the meat skewers grilled on the fire, with a look of bitterness and hatred on his face, thinking in his heart, whether to eat or not to eat ?
After eating, the mouth gets angry and the nose is swollen.
If you don’t eat, can the blisters on your mouth and the bumps on your nose be healed?
Thinking of this, the little steamed bun pursed his lips, stretched out his little meaty hand towards the meat skewer, grabbed the meat skewer, took a bite viciously, and started to eat with puffed cheeks.
While roasting and feeding the little bun, Yang Jian rubbed his hands to observe secretly, and stretched out his hand to poke the little bun's swollen cheek. Yang Guang frowned slightly, reacting quickly and nimbly, and even dodged it in a flash, not letting Yang Jian touch it. his face.
Yang Jian raised his eyebrows, slowly took out a piece of honey fragrance paper from his bosom, spread it out in front of Yang Guang, pointed to Yang Guang's cheek without saying a word.
Yang Guang took a closer look, the honey scented paper, isn't it the three chapters of the family rules?
Yang Guang seemed to be defeated, a little helpless, he sighed and shook his head, like a grown-up, but in the end he didn't move, so Yang Jian stretched out his hand, fulfilled his wish, and poked Yang Guang's little cheek after a long time planning.
He also sighed: "It's soft and bouncy, like glutinous rice dumplings. Tomorrow, father and father will make glutinous rice dumplings for you, okay?"
Yang Guang: "..."
The little bun ate the meat skewers, Yang Jian said: "We have been guarding for half a month, in your opinion, what will those Jihu people do?"
Yang Guang raised his lips and smiled, showing a cold smile on his chubby face, which was unusually disharmonious, and his voice was calm, but it was unavoidably "full of milk", and said: "Hao Abao has nothing to do, only With a lot of strength, he must know that if he continues to consume like this, he will end up with nothing but death, probably in the past two days, and he will definitely sneak down the mountain with Jihu soldiers at night, as long as he takes precautions, he will be able to catch them all."
Yang Guang beat Jihu in his previous life, so he is very familiar with it. Yang Jian nodded and said, "Then listen to my son."
Saying that, he poked Yang Guang's little face again, it was really pleasing...
That night.
Hao Abao asked the wolf skins to gather all the soldiers and horses, and was going to sneak down the mountain to kill Zhou Jun by surprise in the dark.
The group was very cautious, Hao Abao asked Langpi to visit several times, and Langpi reported back: "My lord, the Zhou bandit camp at the foot of the mountain has already rested, there is only a group of patrolling soldiers, and they are very slack, it is our sneak attack." Great timing."
Hao Abao sneered and said, "Very good! Damn Zhou thief, this time let them taste our Haoerlang's strength!"
Fu said to the wolf skin again: "You send a team of elites to follow me, and the truth will set an example for you, take the lead!"
"Yes, my lord!" Lang Pi immediately ordered his confidants. There were not many people in the group, but they were all the best of the best. They followed Hao Abao on their horses, rushed out of the stronghold, and went all the way down the mountain.
They are familiar with the terrain in the mountains, and there is no obstacle on the way. Seeing that Master Zhou's camp is in front of him, with a bonfire burning in front, and the footsteps of patrolling soldiers can be heard faintly, Hao Abao smiled and said: "It's the right time !Come with me!
Before he landed the last word, he felt that the horse's hoof was not firmly stepped on. He shouted "Ho—" and his feet suddenly swung, and even the man and the horse were caught in the sky by a big net.
"Master!!"
"Not good! There are traps!"
Hao Abao, who was at the front, was unprepared and was rolled up by the net bag, and the Jihu soldiers in the back suddenly became chaotic. Not only that, there were many bells hanging on the net bag. Loud, the sound is very penetrating.
"Tap-tap-"
With the sound of the bell, the Zhou division camp was completely awakened, and the patrolling soldiers poured out like a tide, and immediately surrounded the crowd with a "crash".
"Papa papa!" Just as Hao Abao was struggling in the net bag, the sound of clapping hands sounded, Yang Jian was dressed neatly, and he didn't look like he was going to bed, Shi Shiran came out of the camp, clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Yo , The barbecued meat is not enough to eat, I wanted to catch some wild animals for the tooth festival, but I caught a... small wild cat?"
"Damn Zhou thief!!" Hao Abao was trapped in the net bag, shook the net bag vigorously, and roared: "Cunning and insidious, if you have the ability, you fight the truth!"
Yang Jian waved his hand and said, "No, Jian is a civilized person and never fights."
As soon as he finished speaking, reflecting the extinguished bonfire, a extinguished smile rose from the corner of his lips, and he ordered: "Come on, arrest these idiots."
"Yes, General!"
Li Que had been prepared for a long time. These days, he took careful precautions every night, and it finally came in handy. He led the soldiers to rush up. Hao Abao was caught, and the rest of the Jihu soldiers were frightened. Rubbed, all captured.
Yang Jian followed Yang Guang's method, and the effect was really good. Without any effort, after eating the meat for a few days, he captured Hao Abao and his party. All the prisoners were taken, and none escaped.
Yang Jian watched with a smile as the Jihu troops were arrested and transported back to the Yanzhou Governor's Mansion one by one, and said to Yang Guang: "Son, how did you deal with the Jihu people when you caught them before?"
Yang Guang looked like a little bun, stood on the ground with his hands behind his back, full of style, and said the most ruthless words in the softest voice: "Kill it."
"Killed?" Yang Jian repeated.
Little Baozi nodded, and said with great knowledge: "Jihu people are cunning, and they belong to the Qi family. If they stay there, they may cause future troubles. If they kill them, they will be at ease."
Indeed, after Hao Abao and Wolfpi were caught in the previous life, they were directly wiped off their necks, leaving no future troubles.
Yang Jian narrowed his eyes and thought for a while, then said, "It's a pity to kill..."
Yang Guang looked up at Yang Jian strangely. He was a decisive tyrant who didn't care about his reputation at all, but because he was too short, he had to look up at Yang Jian with his round face. Prestige and majesty are greatly reduced.
Yang Guang said: "These barbarians are not suitable to be subdued. If they have rebellious intentions, there will be endless troubles, and they are afraid of being attacked by the enemy."
Yang Jian nodded and said, "That's true, but my father asked you, in your last life, when did your father come to power?"
Yang Guang pondered for a while, and said, "At the age of 40, he will inherit the Great Reign."
Yang Jian said "tsk tsk" twice, and said with a smile in a gentle tone: "It's too late, it's too late."
Yang Guang suddenly realized, yes, now that he was reborn, should he climb up step by step step by step?My father became emperor at the age of 40, how many years will I have to wait to become emperor?
Yang Jian said: "Although my grandfather is the Duke of the Sui Dynasty, the military power in his hands is not to be feared. If you and I can take more military power, why wait another 20 years?"
Indeed, in history, Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty came to power after the little emperor Yu Wenyong killed Otsuka Zai Yu Wenhu, and then killed the little emperor Yu Wenyong. None of Yu Wenyong's sons became successful, so Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty was logical The dynasty changed and the Han family was restored.
If Yang Jian wants to break this situation, he must make some changes, and now, changes... are just now.
Yang Jian said: "Although Jihu are stubborn, I think they are also talents, and they are good at water warfare and mountain roaming. If we can make them turn against Qi people, wouldn't we have a lot of leisure? We can also take two thousand for nothing. Soldiers and horses, why not do it?"
Yang Guang squinted his eyes, and his round cat eyes turned into wolf eyes. After thinking about it several times, he nodded and said, "Yes, this is indeed the truth. Son, thank you for your father's teaching."
Yang Jian corrected with a smile, "It's father."
Yang Guang: "..."
"let me out!!!"
"let me go!"
"You Zhou thieves!!"
Hao Abao was full of confidence, after being escorted back to the Yanzhou Governor's Mansion, he shouted all night without stopping for a moment.Because of his great strength, Li Wei was afraid that he would break free from the rope and run away, so he specially put on shackles and wrapped the rope several times, like a rice dumpling.
Hao Abao roared angrily: "You Zhouren dogs!! Let me go!! I am at odds with you!!"
"Come here!! Can Zhou Dog hear you!"
"Let me go—"
squeak-
Hao Abao opened his eyes and shouted, the cells were suddenly pushed away, Yang Jianshi walked in from the outside, waving his waist fan, looking leisurely, followed by the milky little bun Yang Guang.
When Hao Abao saw Yang Jian, he yelled angrily, "Zhou Gou! I'll kill you!!"
Yang Jian said with distaste: "It's just talking but not practicing, it's a fake trick."
If Hao Abao hadn't been tied up now, he would definitely tear Yang Jian's mouth apart immediately, but unfortunately, he couldn't do it at all.
Hao Abao held back his anger and said, "What have you done to my brothers?! You are a dog! If you dare to touch a single hair of my brothers, I will never let you go!"
Yang Jian smiled and said, "I can't tell, but you really value love and righteousness?"
Hao Abao sneered and said, "Much more love and righteousness than you group of perfidious and cunning Zhou dogs!"
Yang Jian nodded and said: "Okay, okay, that's very good, the more you value love and righteousness, the more at ease you will be."
Hao Abao looked at Yang Jian strangely, not knowing what Yang Jian meant.
Yang Jian said: "To tell you the truth, the reason why Jian came here this time is because... he fell in love with you."
Hao Abao was taken aback, and looked up and down Yang Jian through the fence of the cell, thinking that Yang Jian had some special hobbies.
"Ahem!" Yang Guang, the little bun, stood behind him and coughed twice. Knowing that his father was playing tricks again, he couldn't help bringing the topic back.
Then Yang Jian said with a smile: "As long as you are willing to submit to Jian's sect, how about letting your brothers go?"
"Bah!!" Despite Hao Abao's handsome appearance, he has a very hot temper. He sneered and said, "You want me to submit, what a dream! Don't piss to show your virtue!"
Yang Jian ignored Hao Abao's scolding, put his fan back on his waist, and said, "Jian knows, but any personal character will never surrender at the first appearance, it's like... chicken bones?"
"Chicken, chicken crunchy bone?" Hao Abao couldn't keep up with Yang Jian's jumping thinking for a while, and said dumbfounded: "What does this have to do with chicken crunchy bone?"
Yang Jian said with a smile: "They are all hard bones. This hero doesn't know something, and he is best at cooking hard bones, especially the crispy chicken bones. I don't know if you have eaten Zhang Zhongbao. It is the brittle joints in the middle of chicken legs. It looks like It’s hard to eat, but that’s what makes a whole chicken the tastiest.”
Yang Jian suddenly started talking to Zhang Zhongbao. He seemed to be able to go on for three days and three nights in a long story about this Zhang Zhongbao: "The meat of this Zhang Zhongbao is tender but not greasy, crispy and fragrant. Or barbecue, both are excellent, and I prefer grilled chicken with crispy bones. The chicken crispy bones are skewered and grilled on a high fire. The outer skin is crispy and golden, and the inside is fresh and crispy. There are also a variety of tastes. You can dip it in sesame sauce, cumin chili noodles, or wrap it in sweet and spicy sauce. Even if you don’t dip it in sauce, sprinkle a handful of loose salt. Great, just take a sip of wine, and I guarantee that you will never miss Shu and don't even want to fight."
Gulu-lu-
Hao Abao hadn’t eaten since he was captured yesterday, and now he was hungry. Hearing Yang Jian’s detailed description of Palm Treasure, although he had never eaten before, he was actually greedy. He subconsciously licked his dry lips, The fluid in the mouth is secreted.
Hao Abao coughed and said, "Don't talk nonsense! It's useless to talk so much, you can kill it if you want to! I won't surrender!"
Yang Jian shrugged his shoulders and said: "Okay, it's wonderful, it really is a hard bone, but it's okay, I invite you, a hard bone, to taste the roasted palm treasure..."
At the end, Yang Jian showed a ferocious smile and said, "Just use your brothers' leg joints."
"You?!" Hao Abao was taken aback, just now he felt his index finger twitch, but now his back felt cold.
Yang Jian waved his hand and said: "Come here, escort the Jihu captives to the dining room, and invite Prime Minister Mo to observe in person the whole process of deboning and roasting the treasure in the palm."
"Let me go!" Hao Abao struggled and shouted: "Zhougou!! You are so vicious, if you dare to touch my brothers, I will kill you!!"
Yang Jian walked in the front, and the group arrived at the dining room. The soldiers escorted Hao Abao to stay outside the dining room. Yang Jian said with a smile, "The dining room is dirty and bloody. It's better for the distinguished guests to stay outside."
Hao Abao stared and said, "Let go of me!! What are you guys doing!?"
When Yang Jian walked in, Hao Abao couldn't see what was inside the dining room, but heard Yang Jian say, "Have you brought everyone?"
Followed by Yu Wenhui's voice: "Bring them all, tie them here, gag them, and wait for the general to have their bones removed."
Yang Guang, the little bun, did not enter the dining room, but stood next to Hao Abao, who was heavily tied up, with arms folded, raised his chin, and said, "Master Mo is blessed, father-in-law's cooking is the most delicious. Father and father roasted the treasure in their palms for Mo Xiang, which is not something ordinary mediocre people can eat."
As soon as Xiao Baozi finished speaking, he heard a scream of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" from the dining room, followed by "Dangdangdangdang!" The sound seemed to be chopping something with a kitchen knife, "呵——" a handful of blood splashed on Muroto from inside, Muroto was like splashing ink, and the dripping blood gathered into a stream and flowed down.
"Stop! Stop!" Hao Abao saw the glaring blood, heard the scream of Renren, and the cruel sound of "Dang Dang Dang" chopping, there was a buzzing sound in his head, his body shook, and he almost passed out , his face was pale, his eyeballs were red, the whites of his eyes were bloodshot, and he was angry and panicked.
More than that, slowly, a strong aroma wafted from the dining room, it was the smell of barbecue, with a smell of oil, and the sound of crackling open fire, the smell of cumin and pickling also drifted away out.
Yang Guang, the little bun, kept crossing his arms, with a cold and ruthless expression, raised one corner of his lips, smiled grimly, and still said the most ruthless words in the milkiest voice: "It seems to be ripe, it smells so good."
Hao Abao's eyes were red, and he was standing still.
Hao Abao said viciously: "Sure enough, Bandit Zhou is cunning and resorted to such indecent means! It's really disgusting! But don't be afraid, the truth has its own way."
"My lord is wise!" Lang Pi hadn't listened to it yet, he was already convinced.
Hao Abao said: "Go, bring up the spy caught last night. Isn't he the Duke of Wei who claims to be the thief of Zhou? Let's use him as a hostage."
Yang Jian led his men to dig pits at the foot of the mountain, digging pits in all directions, preparing to dig the valley into a pockmarked face. At this moment, there was a sudden movement on the mountain. A group of people came down the mountain, but they stopped after a certain distance. down.
Yang Jian didn't know each other. He only saw a young man leading the team. The young man at the head looked to be in his twenties, and he was not tall. He could even be said to be of the same type as Xiao Zhuang, but he looked younger when he looked at it. Small, but also has a gentle and delicate feeling. In modern times, he can make his debut as a creamy niche.
Behind the gentle young man was a tall, burly man who was more than a head taller than the man in front of him. He had bronze skin and held two big axes in his hands.
Yang Jian said, "Who is here?"
Li Wei was an old opponent of the Jihu people, and he recognized it at a glance, and said, "It's the leader of the Jihu, Hao Abao, and his chief general, Langpi."
Yang Jian sighed and said: "This Hao Abao, born so burly and majestic?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Baozi glanced at him. There was something in that look... Weird?
The next moment, I heard Li Wei say awkwardly: "This... the general of the town army misunderstood. The tall and burly man behind is the chief general Langpi, and the one in front is the leader of Jihu, Hao Abao who calls himself Prime Minister Mo."
Yang Jian: "..." No wonder the cheap son's eyes are strange, it turns out that he has identified the wrong person.
When Yang Jian didn't see Hao Abao, he only heard some popular science, saying that Hao Abao was the number one warrior of Jihu, with unrivaled martial arts, amazing arm strength, and the ability to hold the tooth flag. The general of the tooth flag is none other than Dian Wei of the Three Kingdoms period.Moreover, Li Wei has been stationed in Yanzhou for many years, and has been besieging and suppressing Hao Abao. As a result, Yang Jian preconceived that the burly man was Hao Abao, how could he know...
People can't be seen.
On the top of the hill, Hao Abao waved his hand, and the wolf skin behind him immediately stepped forward, holding a "little chicken" in his hand, and took a closer look, isn't that little chicken Yu Wenzhi, the Duke of Wei with a lot of flowers?
Seeing Yu Wenzhi, Li Wei said dumbfounded, "Yes...it's the Duke of Wei!? Why did Duke Wei fall into the hands of the Jihu people?"
Among these people, perhaps Li Wei was the last one to know that Wei Guogong was captured by the Jihu people. Qi Guogong Yu Wenxian was exquisite and smart. Seeing the attitudes of everyone, he more or less guessed something. , so when I saw this scene, I was not surprised or surprised at all.
As for Yuwenzhou, Yuwenzhou is the elder brother of Yuwenhui, and Yuwenhui is the type who can't lie, Yuwenzhou has heard about it a long time ago.
Only Li Wei was left dumbfounded, unable to extricate himself from the shock.
Among these people, Yang Jian also showed a shocking expression, he was very surprised, and said: "The hair on the temples of Duke Wei..."
After he said this, everyone noticed that Yang Jian was not shocked by Yuwenzhi being taken away, but by Yuwenzhi's... hair.
Yu Wenzhi was attacked by Jihu people yesterday, and he was already bald on one side of his hair. Now the hair on his head is all bald, and his whole body has become a big bald gourd.
Yu Wenzhi was carried by the wolf skin, struggled hard, his throat was cut, and shouted: "Help—help me—it's me! It's me, I'm Wei Guogong! Help me——"
Hao Abao picked out his ears and waved his hands. Wolfpi immediately covered Yu Wenzhi's mouth with a cloth, and Yu Wenzhi couldn't yell anymore. He didn't know what to say in his mouth. Anyway very excited.
Hao Abao said loudly: "Listen up, Zhou thief at the foot of the mountain! Your Duke of Wei is in the hands of Truth, if you dare to act rashly, Truth will cut off one of Duke Wei's fingers!"
Yang Jian smiled, didn't take it seriously, put his hands together and said, "What—what did you say? We can't hear you clearly!"
Hao Abao raised his voice and repeated: "Listen up, thief Zhou at the foot of the mountain—Your Wei Guogong is in the hands of the truth! Don't act rashly, or he will break his finger——!!"
Hao Abao's voice was about to crack, and Yang Jian deliberately said, "What—what did you say? Are you going to cut off Duke Wei's penis? Castrate him—?"
When Yuwen heard it, his face paled with fright, and he kicked his legs indiscriminately. He had heard about Yu Wenzhou, Qi thief was cruel, and he couldn't do anything, and the Jihu people were barbarians. No less than that, "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!"
Hao Abao was taken aback for a moment, never expecting that the other party still didn't hear clearly, then he thought, no, the other party must be playing tricks on him, so angrily he said in a cold voice: "Bold Zhou thief! Do you think the truth is coaxing you to be stubborn?! "
Yang Jian could hear clearly now, and said with a smile: "This general looks younger, and he doesn't mind coaxing you to be stubborn."
Hao Abao slapped his body in anger, stretched out his hand, and the wolf skin behind him immediately handed over the two big axes. It turned out that the two big axes were not the weapons of the wolf skin, but Hao Abao's weapons.
Although Hao Abao is not tall and tall, the two big axes are whirring loudly, and he yelled at the foot of the mountain: "Yonggou Zhou thief!! Come up if you have the ability, we will fight two with real knives and guns, don't let us go!" You and your grandpa are stinky!!"
Yang Jian was not angry either, and said with a smile: "Jiansu has no skills, if you have skills, come down."
Hao Abao was hated by Yang Jian's playful Tianling Gai, but he didn't dare to go down. The valley was their life-saving stronghold, so how could he run down by himself.
Hao Abao swung his axe, and there was a sound of "唰——" followed by Yu Wenzhi's scream of "嘿嘿咕咕——". Although they were all meaningless voices, it was not difficult to hear Yu Wenzhi Everyone couldn't see the fear at the foot of the mountain, but Yu Wenzhi himself knew it clearly. With Hao Abao's wave, he directly chopped off his eyelashes.
Fragmented eyelashes fluttered to the ground, and Yuwen tilted his head, frightened to death.
Hao Abao said coldly: "Bold thief Zhou, you are really not afraid that I will kill him!?"
Yang Jian seemed like a hobbit, he was not stingy, and said with a smile: "If you want to kill, you can kill, if you want to cut, you can cut, I will frown, and I will take your surname!"
Yang Guang: "..."
What an awe-inspiring righteousness, everyone couldn't help but sweat a little when they heard it.
Yang Jian said again: "You Jihu people are hiding in the deep mountains and old forests. I'm afraid you are too outdated. Don't you know that Yu Wenzhi, the Duke of Wei, came to seize the military power of Jian? This beauty, you If you can help me kill him with one blow, I will also be grateful to you!"
"He..." Hao Abao said in shock, holding a big axe, "Who is he called beauty?"
Langpi scratched the back of his head, looked around, saw that the soldiers were all big and three rough, and said uncertainly, "It should...it should be calling the lord."
"Presumptuous!!" Hao Abao was furious, and said, "What a mediocre dog! You come up!"
Yang Jian folded his arms and said leisurely, "Come down."
"you come up!!"
Yang Jian said again: "Jian will not go up."
Yang Guang: "..." He rubbed his blunt and sore forehead.
"Pacha—" Just as the two of them were repeating the meaningless topic, a gap suddenly opened in the sky, and a huge thunderbolt fell from the top of their heads.
Immediately after that was the sound of rumbling thunder, the sky was dark, and dark clouds rolled over, and the downpour was about to pour down at any time.
Yang Jian pointed to the sky and said, "Did you see it? It's going to rain soon. After the rain, the land is soft, and we have to work overtime to dig holes. I'm busy now, so I won't chat with you." , you and I chatted speculatively, next time we have time to make an appointment."
"You...!" Hao Abao threw the ax out fiercely with split hands, "Boom!!!" With a sound, the ax struck a tree trunk not far away. Dust fell from the sky.
Yang Jian was at the foot of the mountain, even if Hao Abao chopped off the tree, he would not be able to hit Yang Jian, he could only vent his anger.
Wolfpi said: "My lord, what should I do? It's going to rain soon!"
Hao Abao said angrily: "Let's go! Go back to the village! There is still a lot of rations left in our village, so I don't believe the truth. He is a son of a nobleman, how can he be permanent!"
Hao Abao quickly left the army and returned to the village. Yang Jian said leisurely, "It's going to rain soon, let the brothers set up tents to avoid the rain. When the rain stops and the mud is soft, Start digging."
"Yes!" Li Wei immediately ordered the whole army to set up camp, and the tents were quickly connected together. When the battalion commander was set up, the heavy rain poured down. It continued to rain intermittently throughout the afternoon, and it stopped at dusk.
The air in the valley was already fresh, with a hint of sweetness after the rain. Yang Jian walked out of the tent, stretched his waist, and said with a smile, "The air is so good, let's start work."
The soldiers divided into groups and began to dig roads in all directions around the valley. It was easier to dig after it rained, and it didn't take much effort.
Yang Jian asked the soldiers to dig the road, and he was not idle. He was going to make some food to reward the hard-working soldiers. What's more, he made some rich and overbearing food. It would be best for the Jihu soldiers in the cottage to Smell, consume their will.
The fragrance Yang Jian chose is overbearing, and it is suitable for the outdoors. The delicious food that everyone eats together is naturally-barbecue!
Eating barbecue is the same as hot pot, the most important thing is that there are many people, especially outdoor barbecue, skewers are put on skewers in advance, and the fire is set up to make it taste delicious.
Yang Jian entered the temporary dining room and began to prepare the ingredients for the barbecue, including some beef, mutton and pork, as well as various vegetables, such as roasted mushrooms, roasted leeks, and some roasted gluten, all kinds of modern popular Grilled internal organs are also essential, such as roasted beef heart tube, roasted beef intestines, roasted lamb loin, etc...
Yang Jian processed these ingredients well, marinated them with spices and condiments, then cut them into pieces, stringed each piece on the tongs, and placed them in Chengpan by category.
I also thought that when eating barbecue, it would be even better if it could be accompanied by a little seafood, but this place is not close to the sea, so I can’t eat seafood, so the river seafood is a little bit.
Yang Jian asked the cooks to find some small snails, spit out the sand, and made them into fermented snails.They are in the process of marching and fighting, so they can't drink alcohol for fear of causing trouble. Although the fermented escargot has a fragrance of wine, the alcohol evaporates completely, so it's okay to eat.
Just think about eating two fermented escargots while eating a barbecue. The stir-fried snails are fragrant and delicious, and the fermented snails are delicious. How can you not satisfy your hunger?
In addition to these meat and snacks, Yang Jian also prepared staple food, which was definitely something that the soldiers had never eaten before. Yang Jian first fried some "instant noodles", and when he was eating, he boiled the instant noodles and then added seasonings After frying, it becomes a plate of fragrant fried instant noodles, served with barbecue and snails. This fried instant noodles has a special taste, especially when you are full.
Yang Jian chattered for a while in the dining room. It was already dark, and all the soldiers who were digging holes outside returned to the camp. Yang Jian just finished his work, took out the ingredients, put them on the fire, and prepared to start the test.
Since Yang Guang revealed his secrets, he has become less "sticky". After all, he is pretending to be clingy, so Yang Jian went to the dining room, but Yang Guang didn't follow him. He sat in the tent like a little adult and helped Yang Jian criticize After reading the paperwork and reviewing all the documents, I realized that it was already dark.
Yang Guang came out of the camp with his hands behind his back, and immediately smelled a scent, the smell of roasted meat mixed with the aroma of cumin, the smell was not to mention so tempting, it made people's index fingers move, it was definitely Yang Jian. It is delicious in cooking.
Yang Guang walked over like a young adult, and saw Yang Jian holding up his sleeves and roasting meat. A bunch of meat skewers were neatly placed on the stove. At first glance, he looked very happy. You can tell how delicious it is just by looking at it.
Yang Jian saw cheap son coming out, smiled and said, "Are you hungry? Try this first."
He handed Chengpan the fried instant noodles to Yang Guang, and Yang Guang stretched out two small hands to take it, picked up the chopsticks gracefully and unhurriedly, picked up a few sticks of fried instant noodles, put them in his mouth and tasted them. The small cat's eyes brightened immediately, and the eyes widened, not as elegant as before. The noodle sandwiched was like a waterfall, and it was stuffed into the mouth in one go.
Yang Jian smiled and said, "Is it delicious?"
The little bun was busy eating, he nodded indiscriminately and said, "It's so thick, it's so thick..."
Yang Jian knew that he had figured out Yang Guang's veins. Don't look at Yang Guang's stinky and calm face. In fact, he likes to eat junk food the most. The more junk food the more he likes it, fried instant noodles are of course .
Yang Guang was eating fried instant noodles, and Yang Jian had already roasted the meat. The aroma of all kinds of meat was roasted by the open fire, and came out with the sizzling oily smell, mixed in the air after the rain, the smell of meat was extremely overbearing It has been soaring high and slowly drifting away with the wind.
The roasted pork skin is full of burnt aroma, the beef tastes juicy, the lamb is tender and fat, dipped in different sauces, the taste is vividly displayed, everyone sits around the campfire, eating barbecue, while sipping wine and brewing escargots, I ate happily, and I looked like a primary school student on a spring outing.
Yuchi Youqi said in amazement: "This snail is so fresh and delicious, there is no silt at all, and it is not greasy at all."
Qi Guogong Yu Wenxian nodded and said: "There is also this beef heart tube. I didn't know that this kind of food can also be grilled. It has a firm texture and is so delicious."
As they were talking, they heard Yu Wenzhou say, "Brother! Why did you drink all the soup of pickled snails!"
Everyone turned their heads and saw that Yu Wenhui was holding the pottery pot for pickling snails, and he drank almost all the soup. Yu Wenhui still smiled and said, "It's just a little salty."
Yang Jian: "..."
Everyone ate with gusto, but the mountain was not so moist. The mountain road was dug in a mess, and the road down the mountain was cut off. Although there was some food in the village, it couldn't hold back the panic.
Hao Abao stood on the high platform in the village, and said loudly: "You are all confidantes of the truth, we are good men, how can we be defeated by the cunning Zhou thief?! Now that the village has enough food and grass, we don't have to be afraid of the Zhou thief. , just with them..."
Before he could finish his sentence, the soldiers suddenly rioted, and someone whispered: "What kind of smell, it smells so good..."
"Yeah, you smelled it too, it smells so good..."
"It seems to have floated up from the bottom of the mountain."
"Nonsense, so far down the mountain, what kind of fragrance can float up?"
Hao Abao also smelled it, frowned, and said to Wolfpi, "Go and see what's going on."
"Yes, my lord!" Langpi immediately turned and left, and came back after a while, reporting: "My lord, it was the Zhou bandit who built a fire and cooked food at the foot of the mountain. The scent is wafting up!"
"Eat meat..."
"Oh my God, do the soldiers of Zhou Thief eat so well?"
"There is meat to eat..."
The soldiers were discussing in low voices, seemingly full of envy.After all, when marching and fighting these days, soldiers eat dry rations, as long as they can eat enough. Meat and vegetables are all luxuries. Generally speaking, that's all. Only after winning the battle will there be wine and meat rewards.
The Jihu soldiers were very envious. Hao Abao saw that it was only the first day, how could he shake the morale of the army, and immediately waved his hand and said, "Isn't it just eating meat?! We also have meat, wolf skins, you go and order, today we eat meat!" Take out the meat in the warehouse and roast it for the brothers! We can also roast meat!"
"Yes, my lord!"
Everyone became excited when they heard about eating meat, Gao Sheng shouted: "My lord is wise! My lord is wise——"
In this way, Yang Jian's soldiers and horses camped at the foot of the mountain, cooking barbecue every day, with different patterns of roasting, while the Jihu people were on the mountain, at first they also ate barbecue every day, but later there was not enough food and grass. It will soon be exhausted.
Langpi checked the granary, and said with a frown, "My lord, our grain...is running out."
Hao Abao naturally knew that these days, in order to stabilize the morale of the army, he squandered the grain he had stored up. After eating all the meat, there was only food left, and there was not much food left. If this continued, the food would run out. There is indeed no shortage of water in the mountains. , but only drinking water, the brothers can't help it. At that time, the Zhou people dragged them to the exhaustion, and then killed them up the mountain, wouldn't they just take them away?
Hao Abao frowned, pondered for a while, and said, "Damn it! We can't waste any more, today's time...do it!"
"Yes, my lord is wise!"
……
The Zhou division camp under the mountain.
For several days in a row, everyone ate barbecue every day. The soldiers who liked the most were digging pits during the day and eating barbecue at night. Those days were very nourishing.
Yang Guang likes to eat meat. He is the type who doesn't like meat. He eats so many barbecues in a row.
At this moment, there is a big blister on the lips of the little bun Yang Guang, not only the lips, but also a big bump in the middle of the nose, it looks like a little milk deer pulling a cart for Santa Claus, Hong Dandan The little nose looks like it has been crying, which is even more pitiful.
Yang Guang, the little bun, was sitting beside the bonfire, holding his stubby little arms, staring darkly at the meat skewers grilled on the fire, with a look of bitterness and hatred on his face, thinking in his heart, whether to eat or not to eat ?
After eating, the mouth gets angry and the nose is swollen.
If you don’t eat, can the blisters on your mouth and the bumps on your nose be healed?
Thinking of this, the little steamed bun pursed his lips, stretched out his little meaty hand towards the meat skewer, grabbed the meat skewer, took a bite viciously, and started to eat with puffed cheeks.
While roasting and feeding the little bun, Yang Jian rubbed his hands to observe secretly, and stretched out his hand to poke the little bun's swollen cheek. Yang Guang frowned slightly, reacting quickly and nimbly, and even dodged it in a flash, not letting Yang Jian touch it. his face.
Yang Jian raised his eyebrows, slowly took out a piece of honey fragrance paper from his bosom, spread it out in front of Yang Guang, pointed to Yang Guang's cheek without saying a word.
Yang Guang took a closer look, the honey scented paper, isn't it the three chapters of the family rules?
Yang Guang seemed to be defeated, a little helpless, he sighed and shook his head, like a grown-up, but in the end he didn't move, so Yang Jian stretched out his hand, fulfilled his wish, and poked Yang Guang's little cheek after a long time planning.
He also sighed: "It's soft and bouncy, like glutinous rice dumplings. Tomorrow, father and father will make glutinous rice dumplings for you, okay?"
Yang Guang: "..."
The little bun ate the meat skewers, Yang Jian said: "We have been guarding for half a month, in your opinion, what will those Jihu people do?"
Yang Guang raised his lips and smiled, showing a cold smile on his chubby face, which was unusually disharmonious, and his voice was calm, but it was unavoidably "full of milk", and said: "Hao Abao has nothing to do, only With a lot of strength, he must know that if he continues to consume like this, he will end up with nothing but death, probably in the past two days, and he will definitely sneak down the mountain with Jihu soldiers at night, as long as he takes precautions, he will be able to catch them all."
Yang Guang beat Jihu in his previous life, so he is very familiar with it. Yang Jian nodded and said, "Then listen to my son."
Saying that, he poked Yang Guang's little face again, it was really pleasing...
That night.
Hao Abao asked the wolf skins to gather all the soldiers and horses, and was going to sneak down the mountain to kill Zhou Jun by surprise in the dark.
The group was very cautious, Hao Abao asked Langpi to visit several times, and Langpi reported back: "My lord, the Zhou bandit camp at the foot of the mountain has already rested, there is only a group of patrolling soldiers, and they are very slack, it is our sneak attack." Great timing."
Hao Abao sneered and said, "Very good! Damn Zhou thief, this time let them taste our Haoerlang's strength!"
Fu said to the wolf skin again: "You send a team of elites to follow me, and the truth will set an example for you, take the lead!"
"Yes, my lord!" Lang Pi immediately ordered his confidants. There were not many people in the group, but they were all the best of the best. They followed Hao Abao on their horses, rushed out of the stronghold, and went all the way down the mountain.
They are familiar with the terrain in the mountains, and there is no obstacle on the way. Seeing that Master Zhou's camp is in front of him, with a bonfire burning in front, and the footsteps of patrolling soldiers can be heard faintly, Hao Abao smiled and said: "It's the right time !Come with me!
Before he landed the last word, he felt that the horse's hoof was not firmly stepped on. He shouted "Ho—" and his feet suddenly swung, and even the man and the horse were caught in the sky by a big net.
"Master!!"
"Not good! There are traps!"
Hao Abao, who was at the front, was unprepared and was rolled up by the net bag, and the Jihu soldiers in the back suddenly became chaotic. Not only that, there were many bells hanging on the net bag. Loud, the sound is very penetrating.
"Tap-tap-"
With the sound of the bell, the Zhou division camp was completely awakened, and the patrolling soldiers poured out like a tide, and immediately surrounded the crowd with a "crash".
"Papa papa!" Just as Hao Abao was struggling in the net bag, the sound of clapping hands sounded, Yang Jian was dressed neatly, and he didn't look like he was going to bed, Shi Shiran came out of the camp, clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Yo , The barbecued meat is not enough to eat, I wanted to catch some wild animals for the tooth festival, but I caught a... small wild cat?"
"Damn Zhou thief!!" Hao Abao was trapped in the net bag, shook the net bag vigorously, and roared: "Cunning and insidious, if you have the ability, you fight the truth!"
Yang Jian waved his hand and said, "No, Jian is a civilized person and never fights."
As soon as he finished speaking, reflecting the extinguished bonfire, a extinguished smile rose from the corner of his lips, and he ordered: "Come on, arrest these idiots."
"Yes, General!"
Li Que had been prepared for a long time. These days, he took careful precautions every night, and it finally came in handy. He led the soldiers to rush up. Hao Abao was caught, and the rest of the Jihu soldiers were frightened. Rubbed, all captured.
Yang Jian followed Yang Guang's method, and the effect was really good. Without any effort, after eating the meat for a few days, he captured Hao Abao and his party. All the prisoners were taken, and none escaped.
Yang Jian watched with a smile as the Jihu troops were arrested and transported back to the Yanzhou Governor's Mansion one by one, and said to Yang Guang: "Son, how did you deal with the Jihu people when you caught them before?"
Yang Guang looked like a little bun, stood on the ground with his hands behind his back, full of style, and said the most ruthless words in the softest voice: "Kill it."
"Killed?" Yang Jian repeated.
Little Baozi nodded, and said with great knowledge: "Jihu people are cunning, and they belong to the Qi family. If they stay there, they may cause future troubles. If they kill them, they will be at ease."
Indeed, after Hao Abao and Wolfpi were caught in the previous life, they were directly wiped off their necks, leaving no future troubles.
Yang Jian narrowed his eyes and thought for a while, then said, "It's a pity to kill..."
Yang Guang looked up at Yang Jian strangely. He was a decisive tyrant who didn't care about his reputation at all, but because he was too short, he had to look up at Yang Jian with his round face. Prestige and majesty are greatly reduced.
Yang Guang said: "These barbarians are not suitable to be subdued. If they have rebellious intentions, there will be endless troubles, and they are afraid of being attacked by the enemy."
Yang Jian nodded and said, "That's true, but my father asked you, in your last life, when did your father come to power?"
Yang Guang pondered for a while, and said, "At the age of 40, he will inherit the Great Reign."
Yang Jian said "tsk tsk" twice, and said with a smile in a gentle tone: "It's too late, it's too late."
Yang Guang suddenly realized, yes, now that he was reborn, should he climb up step by step step by step?My father became emperor at the age of 40, how many years will I have to wait to become emperor?
Yang Jian said: "Although my grandfather is the Duke of the Sui Dynasty, the military power in his hands is not to be feared. If you and I can take more military power, why wait another 20 years?"
Indeed, in history, Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty came to power after the little emperor Yu Wenyong killed Otsuka Zai Yu Wenhu, and then killed the little emperor Yu Wenyong. None of Yu Wenyong's sons became successful, so Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty was logical The dynasty changed and the Han family was restored.
If Yang Jian wants to break this situation, he must make some changes, and now, changes... are just now.
Yang Jian said: "Although Jihu are stubborn, I think they are also talents, and they are good at water warfare and mountain roaming. If we can make them turn against Qi people, wouldn't we have a lot of leisure? We can also take two thousand for nothing. Soldiers and horses, why not do it?"
Yang Guang squinted his eyes, and his round cat eyes turned into wolf eyes. After thinking about it several times, he nodded and said, "Yes, this is indeed the truth. Son, thank you for your father's teaching."
Yang Jian corrected with a smile, "It's father."
Yang Guang: "..."
"let me out!!!"
"let me go!"
"You Zhou thieves!!"
Hao Abao was full of confidence, after being escorted back to the Yanzhou Governor's Mansion, he shouted all night without stopping for a moment.Because of his great strength, Li Wei was afraid that he would break free from the rope and run away, so he specially put on shackles and wrapped the rope several times, like a rice dumpling.
Hao Abao roared angrily: "You Zhouren dogs!! Let me go!! I am at odds with you!!"
"Come here!! Can Zhou Dog hear you!"
"Let me go—"
squeak-
Hao Abao opened his eyes and shouted, the cells were suddenly pushed away, Yang Jianshi walked in from the outside, waving his waist fan, looking leisurely, followed by the milky little bun Yang Guang.
When Hao Abao saw Yang Jian, he yelled angrily, "Zhou Gou! I'll kill you!!"
Yang Jian said with distaste: "It's just talking but not practicing, it's a fake trick."
If Hao Abao hadn't been tied up now, he would definitely tear Yang Jian's mouth apart immediately, but unfortunately, he couldn't do it at all.
Hao Abao held back his anger and said, "What have you done to my brothers?! You are a dog! If you dare to touch a single hair of my brothers, I will never let you go!"
Yang Jian smiled and said, "I can't tell, but you really value love and righteousness?"
Hao Abao sneered and said, "Much more love and righteousness than you group of perfidious and cunning Zhou dogs!"
Yang Jian nodded and said: "Okay, okay, that's very good, the more you value love and righteousness, the more at ease you will be."
Hao Abao looked at Yang Jian strangely, not knowing what Yang Jian meant.
Yang Jian said: "To tell you the truth, the reason why Jian came here this time is because... he fell in love with you."
Hao Abao was taken aback, and looked up and down Yang Jian through the fence of the cell, thinking that Yang Jian had some special hobbies.
"Ahem!" Yang Guang, the little bun, stood behind him and coughed twice. Knowing that his father was playing tricks again, he couldn't help bringing the topic back.
Then Yang Jian said with a smile: "As long as you are willing to submit to Jian's sect, how about letting your brothers go?"
"Bah!!" Despite Hao Abao's handsome appearance, he has a very hot temper. He sneered and said, "You want me to submit, what a dream! Don't piss to show your virtue!"
Yang Jian ignored Hao Abao's scolding, put his fan back on his waist, and said, "Jian knows, but any personal character will never surrender at the first appearance, it's like... chicken bones?"
"Chicken, chicken crunchy bone?" Hao Abao couldn't keep up with Yang Jian's jumping thinking for a while, and said dumbfounded: "What does this have to do with chicken crunchy bone?"
Yang Jian said with a smile: "They are all hard bones. This hero doesn't know something, and he is best at cooking hard bones, especially the crispy chicken bones. I don't know if you have eaten Zhang Zhongbao. It is the brittle joints in the middle of chicken legs. It looks like It’s hard to eat, but that’s what makes a whole chicken the tastiest.”
Yang Jian suddenly started talking to Zhang Zhongbao. He seemed to be able to go on for three days and three nights in a long story about this Zhang Zhongbao: "The meat of this Zhang Zhongbao is tender but not greasy, crispy and fragrant. Or barbecue, both are excellent, and I prefer grilled chicken with crispy bones. The chicken crispy bones are skewered and grilled on a high fire. The outer skin is crispy and golden, and the inside is fresh and crispy. There are also a variety of tastes. You can dip it in sesame sauce, cumin chili noodles, or wrap it in sweet and spicy sauce. Even if you don’t dip it in sauce, sprinkle a handful of loose salt. Great, just take a sip of wine, and I guarantee that you will never miss Shu and don't even want to fight."
Gulu-lu-
Hao Abao hadn’t eaten since he was captured yesterday, and now he was hungry. Hearing Yang Jian’s detailed description of Palm Treasure, although he had never eaten before, he was actually greedy. He subconsciously licked his dry lips, The fluid in the mouth is secreted.
Hao Abao coughed and said, "Don't talk nonsense! It's useless to talk so much, you can kill it if you want to! I won't surrender!"
Yang Jian shrugged his shoulders and said: "Okay, it's wonderful, it really is a hard bone, but it's okay, I invite you, a hard bone, to taste the roasted palm treasure..."
At the end, Yang Jian showed a ferocious smile and said, "Just use your brothers' leg joints."
"You?!" Hao Abao was taken aback, just now he felt his index finger twitch, but now his back felt cold.
Yang Jian waved his hand and said: "Come here, escort the Jihu captives to the dining room, and invite Prime Minister Mo to observe in person the whole process of deboning and roasting the treasure in the palm."
"Let me go!" Hao Abao struggled and shouted: "Zhougou!! You are so vicious, if you dare to touch my brothers, I will kill you!!"
Yang Jian walked in the front, and the group arrived at the dining room. The soldiers escorted Hao Abao to stay outside the dining room. Yang Jian said with a smile, "The dining room is dirty and bloody. It's better for the distinguished guests to stay outside."
Hao Abao stared and said, "Let go of me!! What are you guys doing!?"
When Yang Jian walked in, Hao Abao couldn't see what was inside the dining room, but heard Yang Jian say, "Have you brought everyone?"
Followed by Yu Wenhui's voice: "Bring them all, tie them here, gag them, and wait for the general to have their bones removed."
Yang Guang, the little bun, did not enter the dining room, but stood next to Hao Abao, who was heavily tied up, with arms folded, raised his chin, and said, "Master Mo is blessed, father-in-law's cooking is the most delicious. Father and father roasted the treasure in their palms for Mo Xiang, which is not something ordinary mediocre people can eat."
As soon as Xiao Baozi finished speaking, he heard a scream of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" from the dining room, followed by "Dangdangdangdang!" The sound seemed to be chopping something with a kitchen knife, "呵——" a handful of blood splashed on Muroto from inside, Muroto was like splashing ink, and the dripping blood gathered into a stream and flowed down.
"Stop! Stop!" Hao Abao saw the glaring blood, heard the scream of Renren, and the cruel sound of "Dang Dang Dang" chopping, there was a buzzing sound in his head, his body shook, and he almost passed out , his face was pale, his eyeballs were red, the whites of his eyes were bloodshot, and he was angry and panicked.
More than that, slowly, a strong aroma wafted from the dining room, it was the smell of barbecue, with a smell of oil, and the sound of crackling open fire, the smell of cumin and pickling also drifted away out.
Yang Guang, the little bun, kept crossing his arms, with a cold and ruthless expression, raised one corner of his lips, smiled grimly, and still said the most ruthless words in the milkiest voice: "It seems to be ripe, it smells so good."
Hao Abao's eyes were red, and he was standing still.
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