After being scum by me, the scum attacked me and ran away [Transmigration Book]

Since Ye Moren disliked his reasoning, Lu Yule also found that it didn't make sense, so he simply gave up and asked Ye Moren, "Do you know how geese laugh?"

Ye Morin shook his head like a wave drum.

Lu Yule coughed lightly, and said solemnly: "It's called like this, goose goose goose goose goose..."

"..."

Ye Moren fluttered his long eyelashes, and asked with a face of ignorance: "Lele, are you sick?"

Lu Yule was momentarily at a loss for words.

Soon Ye Moren wiped out the bottle of milk and biscuits, and Lu Yule also stood up, "Love yourself first, and then love me. Look at your ragged clothes, who would like you."

"Is that so..."

Ye Moren nodded half understanding.

Feeling that he had done what he had to do, Lu Yule turned around and went into the house. There were no ingredients left in the refrigerator. Tomorrow coincides with the village market, so you can go and have a look.

Lu Yule piled up the empty bottles collected by Ye Moren in a corner, and decided to find a place to sell them tomorrow, keep the money, and return it to Ye Moren when he returned to normal. It's not that Ye Moren can appreciate this little money, but I want him to see it every time he sees it, and he can quickly recall the time when he was a fool catching mice and crying and his hands hurt.

Pack it up, Lu Yule washes up and goes to bed.

When the set alarm clock rang, Lu Yule got up. He brought a big paper bag, and planned to buy more things when he came back, so that he could save one trip out.

The big yellow dog accompanied him out, and the other two cat owners were still sleeping.

When he opened the door, he unexpectedly did not see Ye Moren huddled in the corner of the wall.

He locked the door of his house, rode on a small battery car, and drove the dog "chug chug" to the market.

The market in the countryside is very lively, and it may be because more warm memories happened around grandma in the countryside, so as soon as Lu Yule walked around, he cheerfully forgot about the troubles waiting for him behind him.

Lu Yule stopped in front of the fish seller, and was going to buy some fish to feed the cats back home.

The big yellow dog had nothing to do, so he stretched out his paws to play with the fish in the big basin. The fish was so stimulated that it flew out of the basin and fell to the ground. .

After buying a bag full of food, Lu Yule rode back on the battery.

In the distance, I saw a tall man in expensive clothes standing at the door of the house. His eyes were fixed on the inside of the iron gate, as if he was obsessed with it, or he was thinking about how to sneak in through the wall.

Lu Yule knew without guessing that it was Ye Moren.

"Why are you here again?" He stopped the car, not going to open the door, for fear that Ye Moren would take advantage of the opportunity and go in together, and then it would be difficult to throw people out, after all, Mr. Ye is just a fool now.

"Lele, look what I brought you." Ye Moren's dark eyes lit up instantly when he saw someone approaching, he hurriedly threw a bag of empty bottles from behind, and stood in front of Lu Yule steadily.

Lu Yule: "..."

"I picked up a large part of the bottles myself." Ye Moren held his head up proudly, and he could hardly hide his care for praise, "The other part was stuffed for me by others. I said no, they insisted on giving it to me. .”

I guess it's because you look like a dog in your appearance and clothes, but you are picking up bottles by the side of the road, and the kind people can't help but extend a helping hand.

Lu Yule didn't speak, staying tactically silent.

Ye Moren panicked, "Are you angry that I got something for nothing, Lele? Then I'll pick them out right away and blame them all. I said no, but I have to force it to me!"

Lu Yule didn't know, but the real situation at that time was:

Ye Moren said no, and handed the bottle bag to him.

Kind-hearted person: "..."

This idiot is pretty good at wanting/capturing/so/inducing.

Seeing that his white cuffs were about to slip into his dirty pockets, Lu Yule stopped him, "You've done a great job, give me the bottle, and you can go."

Ye Moren replied foolishly: "I am the bottle, I will give it to you."

Lu Yule had an expression of "Do you think I want to talk to you?"

Ye Moren's originally excited expression immediately collapsed, and he muttered, "Bullying people." But he obediently handed the bottle bag to Lu Yule.

Lu Yule pretended not to hear, kicked Ye Moren away, pushed the car and was about to enter the door, Ye Moren grabbed the back seat of the car, "Lele, I will love myself well, I also have delicious vegetable porridge for breakfast today , if I can have lunch, I would like to go to Lelejia."

"No."

As Lu Yule said that, he was about to push the cart away.

Ye Moren grabbed the back seat of the car with all his strength, sat on it with a sweep of his long legs, and immediately grasped the absolute control of the battery car. Lu Yule became anxious and wanted to push Ye Moren away.

Ye Moren swayed along with his body, and immediately grabbed the handle of the front of the car in order to maintain balance. He didn't notice that the key was still hanging on the car, and with a slight twist, Ye Moren followed the battery car and smashed open the iron gate, rushed into the courtyard dam, and panicked for a while. "Lele! Help me!!"

Lu Yule was startled, followed behind and yelled, "Stop the car for me, fool!"

Before he could finish speaking, Ye Moren was thrown off by the battery car, and fell straight into the soil with his face on the ground.

Lu Yule: "..."

God, if I commit a crime, you can punish me directly!

The person lying in the dirt seemed to have passed out, Lu Yule turned him over, facing the sky, cleaned up the dirty dirt on Ye Moren's face, and sat beside him panting with lingering fear.

Ye Moren felt a tightness in his chest, forcing him to open his eyes.

There was a big fat orange in his eyes, he got up slightly, and saw a tricolor cat and a raccoon cat lying on his chest, he dared to treat himself as a carpet.

Ye Moren thought it would be good to stay at Lele's house for a few more minutes, so he lay down obediently again.

Lu Yule passed by and saw this scene, "Aren't you afraid of being crushed to death by three pigs?"

"It's not a pig." Ye Moren corrected him with a straight voice: "This is called a sweet burden."

Lu Yule: "..."

But as soon as Lu Yule was about to leave, Ye Moren immediately abandoned the three "sweet burdens" and became Lu Yule's follower. Seeing that he was preparing to make lunch, Ye Hanhan sat on a small stool, picked vegetables seriously, washed vegetable.

He thought to himself: If you have done the work, you will definitely have something to eat.

Lu Yule glanced at Ye Moren who didn't know what he was thinking of, covering his mouth secretly while washing dishes, and raised his eyebrows, as if he felt that Ye Moren's mind would be easily seen through after he became a fool.

When will this disease be cured?

Why do you always rely on him.

Lu Yule sighed, "How often do you go for a physical examination, do you have any medicine with you?"

Ye Morenzai carefully tore off the green caterpillars on the vegetable leaves, and when he turned his face to cover his expression, it seemed that he was still the indifferent CEO, "I'm not sick, and I don't want to take medicine."

"Don't be so willful..."

Lu Yule wanted to say that Ye Zhanjing was still waiting for you to go back and inherit the family property, otherwise those collateral families would be coveted and ready to share some benefits, but when he met Ye Moren's clear eyes, he suddenly shut up again. Now Ye Moren is stupid and understands What.

For the 101st time in my heart, Lu Yule lamented how hard it is for a good person, "I promise you to eat."

As if some switch was turned on, Ye Moren stood up abruptly, strode over, hugged Lu Yule excitedly, and gave a sticky rub, "Thank you, Lele."

"You're welcome, but all the same, help me get in touch with your grandpa."

This disease must be cured.

It can't be cured.

Ye Moren froze, and immediately felt wronged, "Are you going to let him take me away?"

"No, I contacted him to treat you, good boy."

Lu Yule raised his hand to touch the back of Ye Moren's neck, and found that the man immediately put all his grievances behind him, and just agreed blindly.

It's so easy to coax a fool.

After lunch, Ye Moren took the initiative to clean up the dishes, and Lu Yule stood beside him, watching him being slapped by the water coming out of the water pipe in a panic, snorted and made a phone call, after four days , and finally got through to Ye Zhanjing's phone, which made him sigh not only the first sentence: "You really are an old profiteer..."

"The situation is forcing..." Ye Zhanjing imitated his tone and said with emotion.

Lu Yule sneered, "What is Ye Moren's situation now, the doctor said how long it will take to get better."

Ye Zhanjing: "I don't have a specific time, it depends on the later recovery."

"Later stage?" Lu Yule wanted to say something, but his thoughts were disturbed by a jet of water rushing towards his face. He looked at the culprit, who was already wet all over, with his expensive suit clinging to his body, and said sullenly, "Lele, I feel uncomfortable when the water touches my body."

"Hold on, I don't have any clothes for you." Lu Yule replied without thinking.

"You, Lu Yule!" Ye Zhanjing's voice that wanted to get angry came from the other end of the phone immediately, but it suddenly weakened, "...I'll send someone to bring clothes over immediately. He's still sick, so I'll leave it to you."

Lu Yule took a deep breath, "Okay, 10 care fees a day, settled on the same day, I'm not a philanthropist."

After hanging up the phone, Lu Yule realized that Ye Moren had taken off only a white short sleeve in broad daylight.

"What are you doing!" He yelled angrily, reaching out to hold Ye Moren's hand that was about to take off the last piece of clothes, "It's such a broad daylight!"

Ye Moren pouted, "But I'm uncomfortably wet..."

A fool will say when he is uncomfortable, and he will do it if he doesn't like it. He looks at Lu Yule with clean and bright eyes, all of which are full of liking, "Lele, don't attack me."

That's enough.

Lu Yule frowned, controlled himself not to look around, took Ye Moren's wrist into the bathroom, turned on the shower, "Wash it, I'll get you clothes."

The delivery of the clothes was fast, Lu Yule carried all the clothes and shoes in a box to the door, found two at random, put them outside the bathroom, knocked on the door, "I put the clothes outside for you, remember to get dressed Come out, you can't be shameless just because you feel uncomfortable, you know."

Ye Moren nodded vigorously.

But Lu Yule couldn't see it, so he said it again patiently.

Ye Moren thought that Lele was so long-winded, and he had to repeat the same thing twice more, but he liked it... Ye Moren nodded again.

Lu Yule, who didn't hear the answer outside, panicked for a moment. Maybe Ye Dafool ​​was unconscious inside, and knocked on the door hard, "Respond."

Ye Moren said loudly, "I got it, Lele!"

While heaving a sigh of relief, Lu Yule kicked the door and left angrily.

After a few days, Murakami knew that Yang Yule had a distant relative who was rich in the city. He had good facial features, but his IQ was not very high, and he would only foolishly follow Lu Yule's ass. Otherwise, the matchmaker will definitely break the threshold.

"It's a pity, it's a fool."

Several villagers were chatting together. Ye Moren appeared in sight with a pocket for empty bottles on his shoulder. He was wearing a white shirt with the hem tucked into his jeans. He was a man with excellent temperament, but he was squatting on the street seriously at this moment. Pick up unwanted bottles on the road.

"..." The villager added the prefix: "He is a handsome and rich fool."