After being scum by me, the scum attacked me and ran away [Transmigration Book]

August 3, 21:19

Lu: [Honey, how long will you be back]

August 3, 22:21

Lu: [Come back and sleep quickly (●З｀●)]

August 3, 28:21

Lu: [Why haven't you replied to my messages, are you still alive, husband? ]

August 3, 30:15

Ye: [Go away, don't bother me]

……

On the WeChat chat interface, as soon as you scroll down, there are all messages from Lu Yule, and Ye Moren just replied that sentence.

What did Lu Yule say?

Fortunately, this drunken dog man actually bit back and became aggrieved.

Lu Yule laughed back in anger, and boldly patted Ye Moren's face, "Hey, get out of my room, you are not welcome here."

"I don't want to! I want to coax!"

Ye Moren put on a face that he was allowed to do anything, buried his head in Lu Yule's shoulder and shook lightly, "If you coax me, I will forgive you."

Lu Yule: "What if I don't coax you?"

Ye Moren hesitated, "Then I will forgive my wife too."

Lu Yule: "Eat shit, go!"

Ye Moren opened his mouth, bit Lu Yule's neck without saying hello, and retorted in a slightly high tone: "My wife is not shit, Lele is not shit, don't talk nonsense!"

Lu Yule: "..."

Dude, I scolded myself into it.

After a stalemate like this for 2 minutes, Lu Yule settled down first. He took the mobile phone next to him, turned it on, and recalled the previous chat history with him.

"Ye Moren, look clearly." Lu Yule slid the screen of the phone, and said word by word: "You told me to get lost."

In the white dialog box.

The words are glued together.

Drunk Ye Moren followed the idea of ​​"How can Ye Moren when he is sober have anything to do with me who loves his wife", tilted his head, blinked and said, "wife, I can't read."

Lu Yule: I f*ck you a f*ck! ! !

"But I'll treat you better in the future, I'm changing it." Ye Moren lowered his long eyelashes and said in a low voice, "Give me some more time."

"Thank you." Lu Yule refused very simply, "No need."

He has already found a good house, which is very close to the school, so he can sleep more during the day.

In a few days, they will move out, and then divorce according to the plot.

Thinking of being less entangled in the future, Lu Yule doesn't want to be tough now, and just wants to sleep: "Okay, I apologize to you, can you get out now."

Ye Moren consciously rolled to the side, lifted the quilt and lay down: "The husband and wife quarreled at the end of the bed, but at the head of the bed, we are going to sleep with my wife."

?

The lump is hard.

Thinking that he might be kicked out of bed by Ye Moren who woke up tomorrow morning, Lu Yule was helpless: "How can you go back to your bedroom?"

"..." Ye Moren curled his lips, "Then I want my wife to cook for me, I'm hungry."

Lu Yule: "Go back to your bedroom after eating?"

Ye Moren nodded.

Lu Yule stood up, "It's a deal."

Lu Yule had lived by himself for a few years at least, so it was not difficult to cook, but who would prepare three dishes and one soup at night, let alone cooking rice for slag, clear soup and vermicelli would be good.

After cooking, Lu Yule pushed open the door of her room and asked someone to come down to eat noodles.

He yelled twice but didn't answer, walked in and saw that he was already fast asleep under the quilt.

Lu Yule gritted his teeth, adhering to the principle of not wasting food, went downstairs to clean up the bowl of noodles, and then fell asleep on the sofa in the living room with his eyes closed.

Early the next morning.

When Ye Moren woke up, he found himself in Lu Yule's room again, obviously startled.

last night--

He seems to remember that he hugged Lu Yule in a daze and called him "wife".

Isn't that my own nightmare?

He still wanted to recall something, but suddenly his head hurt, and some fragments of memory flashed, but no trace was left.

Ye Moren pushed open the door of the guest bedroom, went downstairs, and found Lu Yule obediently huddled into a ball. He didn't know what he dreamed of, smashed his mouth, frowned, turned his back to face Ye Moren's gaze, and continued to sleep.

Auntie happened to open the door and came in, seeing Ye Moren just opening his mouth to say hello, he waved his hand to signal for silence.

Aunt Zhang glanced at Lu Yule on the sofa, smiled and nodded knowingly.

His eyes conveyed the meaning of "I understand".

Ye Moren didn't know how to explain and refute, as if she understood correctly, she simply ignored it.

This quietness is one morning.

Lu Yule woke up from hunger.

Seeing him get up, Aunt Zhang smiled and asked, "What does Xiao Le want to eat?"

"Meat." Lu Yule said succinctly, "How much is it now?"

Aunt Zhang: "It's 11:[-]. Why did you sleep here last night? Xiaoye didn't let me wake you up when I came this morning. He even ate his breakfast outside."

"You two are getting better and better."

What Lu Yule wanted to hear was: You two look like enemies when you meet, and you wish you could strangle each other to death.

Instead of: you see pink bubbles flying around.

Abusive texts have become cool texts, this plot is going wrong, sir.

Lu Yule is not stupid, it's just that social animals are good at pretending to be stupid after being in society for a long time.Buying clothes, sending a supplementary card, and Ye Moren's behavior towards him in the hospital, and the scumbag described in the novel who tortured Lu Yu to death, they are not alone at all.

Either that, Ye Moren doesn't want to be a scumbag anymore, but in the novel, Ye Moren never felt a little bit of distress for Jianshou, and all his love was given to Bai Yueguang.

If you think about it this way, Ye Moren did this on purpose to make him willingly hand over his heart, lungs, liver and gallbladder to Lin Cheng——

But at this time point, Lin Cheng's body is fine.

Sad people.

No matter which one it is, it is the safest way to quickly let the two of you be together, on the basis of protecting your heart, lungs, liver and gallbladder, and follow the plot as soon as possible.

Lu Yule asked Jiang Yizhen to come out.

Because Jiang Yizhen was a little late for filming, he said that he invited this meal to make amends.

Lu Yule unceremoniously ordered all the most expensive dishes on the menu, Jiang Yipal had a smile on his face, and his heart was bleeding.

While waiting for the food, the two chatted.

Jiang Yipal: "Lele, didn't you say that you have something to do with asking me out? What's the matter?"

Lu Yule thought for a while: "I risked my life to save you, will you be moved, and then want to promise me your body?"

Jiang Yizhen raised his eyebrows, "Two zeros have no future."

Lu Yule gritted his teeth: "I am 1."

Jiang Yizhen: "Really, I don't believe it."

Lu Yule thumped the table: "What if! What if! Don't talk to me about poverty, tell me quickly."

"Hmm..." Jiang Yizhen thought about it seriously, and replied, "It should, yes."

"It's over."

"It's over, me!"

Lu Yule collapsed on the chair decadently, with a face full of remorse, muttering: "I'm done, I'm done, I'm done."

Jiang Yizhen was puzzled, "What's wrong with you?"

Lu Yule pursed her lips, her face full of remorse, "I suspect that Ye Moren is in love with me."

No wonder Ye Moren's attitude is different from usual recently. Is it because I accidentally rescued him by mistake, so he changed his attitude towards me and wanted to treat me better? ? ?

Jiang Yizhen: "..."

Jiang Yizhen's reaction was very calm, so calm that he seemed to have heard Lu Yule say such narcissistic words many times, and raised his hand to greet the waiter, "Hurry up in the kitchen, the child is so hungry, he is talking nonsense."

Lu Yule: "..."

Okay, consider passing this possibility.

After eating, two 0s, oh no, a 0 and a 1 claiming to be 0, ready to take a walk on the street.

The streets were bustling and noisy.

It's no different from the real world.

Jiang Yipal is a star, with a black mask and black hat, wrapped tightly, even if his mother came, he would not be able to recognize that this is her short-tempered baby son.

"So, you have to prepare to move out."

Jiang Yizhen walked and said, "Because Lin Cheng and Ye Moren are a natural match, you make room for them?"

Lu Yule nodded, he had his own considerations, "That's right."

"That's right, you are older!" Jiang Yizhen suddenly became angry, "Are you stupid, the man I finally got is me, and I will never let it go!"

"...But he doesn't love me." Lu Yule opened his eyes and said nonsense, "In my view of love, if you can't get the love with hard work, you have to let go. It's tiring to pester everyone, so I want to divorce him. "

"Let him be with Lin Cheng, he's a handsome man, a match made in heaven."

"I need your help."

Jiang Yizhen smiled and clenched his fists: "What a beautiful Chinese language, there are no dirty words but it makes me want to open your head."

Before Lu Yule could reply, a girl on the side of the street suddenly yelled in a low voice: "It's Chengcheng's poster!"

The two looked over, and at the bus stop, there was a poster of Lin Cheng holding the new endorsement cosmetics, with a sunny look on his lips.

Lu Yule sighed from the bottom of his heart: "The little thing looks pretty good."

"Fart." Jiang Yizhen replied, walked over, pulled off his mask, blinked, raised his eyebrows, and was very confident in his facial features: "Miss sister, do I look better or he looks better?"

"Ah!!! Jiang Yizhen!!!"

"Damn it, it's Jiang Yipal!!!"

"Wow!!!"

Unexpectedly, seeing the real person Jiang Yiji, the girl covered her mouth and exclaimed, and the next second, she said indifferently: "Of course we are prettier than Chengcheng."

"Pfft!"

Lu Yule laughed unjustly at the side.

Jiang Yizhen's smile froze on his face.

The two briefly discussed the next arrangement, and Lu Yule sent Jiang Yizhen back to the set, and then drove back to the villa slowly.

When parking, he suddenly thought that the little milk dog seemed to have not been seen for a while, and he didn't know where he went.

He also had dogs before.

It's just an ordinary Chinese pastoral dog. When it sees him, it will jump towards him excitedly, wagging its tail very happily, as if it won't be tired.

The dog later died.

He was run over by a motorcycle from the middle of his body, bloody and bloody.

"What are you thinking about?"

Ye Moren's indifferent voice came from behind, breaking Lu Yule's thoughts of falling into memories.

Lu Yule adjusted the expression on his face, looked at Ye Moren with a smile, and lied: "I'm thinking of you."

you are a dog.

Ye Moren is a smelly dog.

Ye Moren paused, and instead of frowning and saying "disgusting" as usual, he responded lightly, with an indifferent expression, unable to tell whether he liked it or not.

Lu Yule: "..."

Mr. Ye, do you still remember the scumbag character design by the Daming Lake?

If you do this, many readers will shout "Ye Qingjie"!

qaq

Back at the villa, Aunt Zhang had already prepared the dinner, Lu Yule sat down at the table farthest from Ye Moren with a drooping face.

Ye Moren glanced at Lu Yule with his dark eyes, but said nothing.

Aunt Zhang brought up the food.

Ye Moren pointed to where he was sitting, and Aunt Zhang understood, she almost piled all the dishes in front of Ye Moren, and said to Lu Yule: "Xiao Le, sit closer, come."

"No." Lu Yule suddenly got up, walked upstairs, and said as he walked, "I'm going to the bathroom, you eat first."

in the toilet.

While squatting in the pit, Lu Yule received news from Jiang Yizhen.

Jiang: [Is Lin Cheng willing to accept the marriage proposal?I think his arrogant appearance probably only treats Ye Moren as a backup. ]

Lu: [will accept]

As mentioned in the novel, Lin Cheng has always liked Ye Moren, but he just realized that his heart was a little late.

He just needs some assists.

Jiang: [If you don’t accept it, you’ll just wait to die]

Lu: [I can't help it, please don't give bad reviews, dear]

River:[……]

After a while, Lu Yule went downstairs.

Unexpectedly, the tempting food remained unchanged, and Ye Moren, who usually only ate it himself and ignored others, was sitting there, obviously waiting for him.

Ye Moren heard the footsteps, looked up, and said in a low voice, "Why are you so slow?"

Lu Yule sneered, and replied, "Then you can find someone who doesn't shit."

Don't be cheap/received!

Grandpa wants to turn over and sing! ! !