Po Tian Xie Zun

Chapter 285 Wuya brain twitch, bad luck!

Xiao Biesheng is newly married, people who really love each other, their love will never fade away because of the distance of time and space, but it will be extremely heated up because of the reunion after separation, Feng Xing Tian Xie Wu Ya has not seen each other for almost two months Now, the two of them were so excited that they couldn't tell, they hugged each other tightly and refused to let go. Seeing the time passing by little by little, the few people who were still relieved before rolled their eyes one after another. Is Nima so inseparable?Isn't it just two months?For cultivators like them, two months is nothing at all, right?

"Are you the man who Wuya took care of?"

Not wanting to bother with the cheating couple anymore, Xi Changfeng glanced at the man leaning on the monk's body. Purely from a man's point of view, Shui Wufeng is indeed very rich, even if he didn't say a word. Said, just the way his cheeks are blushing, his eyes are slightly squinted, and his lips are slightly parted is unbearably seductive. It is not difficult to imagine how charming he will be when he is sober or deliberately seduces someone, but even So, he still didn't believe that Wu Ya would betray Xing Tian.

"Hehe...well, hello, my name is Shui Wufeng."

Slightly turned sideways, Shui Wufeng lazily opened his eyes, thinking that they should all be friends of Xie Wuya, he extended his right hand friendly, drunkenness made him forget, the way to show friendship in this world is not shaking hands at all .

"Hello, Xi Changfeng!"

He lowered his eyes and looked at his white and slender palms suspiciously. Xi Changfeng nodded indifferently. He is Xie Wuya's friend, not his. It is already his limit to be able to do this.

"Huh? Oh, what about you? Are you all friends of Wu Ya?"

In the blink of an eye, Shui Wufeng realized that something was wrong with her, she retracted her hand in embarrassment, and looked at Yuchi Haoran and Xie Wuqing. Is this the difference between Wuya and him?Apart from Xu Chen, he has no friends who can talk to him anymore.

"Yuchi Haoran, just call me Haoran."

It was Yuchi Haoran who was more accommodating, he raised his hand to greet him enthusiastically, and casually picked up the flagon on the table and poured each of them a glass of wine.

"Xie Wuqing, Wu Ya's elder brother."

When the name was revealed, Xie Wuqing only nodded slightly to him, his eyes were always on the obviously drunk Xie Wuya, he was always a little worried about Xie Wuya, for fear that His Majesty Fengdi would suddenly punish him.

"Hehe..., hello, I am a fellow from Wuya, you can call me Wufeng, this is my lover Xuchen."

"Can monks love people?"

Just after Shui Wufeng's enthusiastic introduction, Yuchi Haoran's doubts sounded, and Shui Wufeng's smile instantly froze on his face. What's wrong with the monk? Monks in the 21st century can still get married and have children, and drinking and eating meat is commonplace, but...damn, this is not the 21st century.

"Ha ha…"

I don't know when Xie Wuya separated, hugging Feng Xingtian's neck intimately, hugging Feng Xingtian like a koala, laughing all kinds of flowers and branches trembling, it's so funny, finally someone complained about Shui Wufeng, Haoran , you are so fucking awesome!

"Ah... Sorry, I don't mean anything else, I'm just wondering."

Yuchi Haoran's forehead went dark, he always realized belatedly that he seemed to have overstepped, he hastily lowered his head to apologize, NND... Monks and lovers are always very strange, okay?What does it matter if he asks?

"This...it doesn't matter."

Throwing him an awkward smile, Shui Wufeng rolled her eyes, picked up the wine glass on the table and threw it towards someone.

"Smile, is it funny to have hair? My Xuchen is a monk, why do you just love me?"

"Tsk tsk...Fortunately, labor and management are good at skills. Damn it, Shui Wufeng, you are such a jerk! Dare to love and be afraid of others? Labor and management despise you!"

Narrowly catching the oncoming wine glass, Xie Wuya sticks out his tongue and clicks his tongue. Damn, there is an inhuman guy of the opposite sex, and he doesn't even think about who helped him?In order to force Xu Chen's sincerity, he even lost a precious kiss, and he dared to throw a cup at him, is he courting death?

"I shake your sister, shit!"

How can Shui Wufeng be someone who is despised by others?No, he even came out in English, which shows how excited he is. Of course, drunkenness is the main reason.

"Damn, give Laozi (Biao) English, right? I...er... Xing Tian?"

With a low curse, Xie Wuya withdrew from Feng Xingtian's embrace cursing, but before he could stand up, he was pulled back by someone dissatisfied. He felt that the hand on his waist seemed to be much tighter than usual, and Xie Wuya was puzzled. Looking back, it didn't matter that it didn't matter, he was almost scared out of his wits, why is the smile of Nima's beauty so cold?It's terrible, this time it's dead.

"Well... that, Xing Tian, ​​we are just kidding, really, I swear!"

Sitting on his lap with his legs apart and facing him, Xie Wuya bowed his head and pointed at his fingers in aggrieved fear, huh... He doesn't like Xing Tian like this, it's so scary.

"Oh? Just kidding? Is it just kidding to make the city full of wind and rain?"

Mei Feng raised his eyebrows, obviously he had already guessed from their conversation that Shui Wufeng and Xie Wuya were probably from the same place, and also guessed why he would do that, but Feng Xingtian was still pretending to be angry, who made him this time Why is it so outrageous?If you don't teach him a lesson, next time he will really come back with a bad face.

"Uh... I was wrong!"

Finally knowing why he was angry, Xie Wuya glanced at him cautiously, and decisively admitted his mistake. He had expected such a result when the news was released, and he could accept even worse results. Looking at Xing Tian, Still willing to hold on to himself, he should already know that he has a purpose, right?I just don't know how much he guessed?

"Wrong? How could my little Wuya be wrong? Tell me, what is your mistake?"

Gently raised his chin and forced him to look at himself, Feng Xingtian still smiled, not only Xie Wuya, but also other people were too scared to speak out, no one could tell if he was really angry, Mao There is only one end for rashly speaking, courting death!

"that…"

Everything started because of him. Although he was also very afraid of the tense and weird atmosphere now, Shui Wufeng gritted his teeth and decided to help explain, but... "Mr. Wufeng, right? I want to hear Wu Ya Say it yourself."

Without giving him a chance to speak, Feng Xingtian cut him off "gently", Shui Wufeng was stunned, and then gave Xie Wuya a helpless look, his body softened, and he leaned weakly on Xuchen, he had tried his best Well, brother, wish you luck!Who made your man's strangling tenderness so terrifying.

"Hehe... tell me, I'll be waiting!"

With satisfaction, Feng Xingtian lowered his head and waited for Xie Wuya's explanation, although no matter how he explained, he could not escape his punishment.

Looking at him wanting to cry but without tears, Xie Wuya gritted his teeth, with a desperate expression: "Okay, if you die, you die, people shouldn't announce that they are taking care of Wufeng, they shouldn't be too close to others, they shouldn't I was accidentally bitten by Wufeng, I shouldn't..."

Xie Wuya was still moving his fingers to count his faults stupidly, idiotically ignoring the instant drop in temperature around him, and the increasingly bright smile on Feng Xingtian's face, Xi Changfeng and others rolled their eyes at the same time, damn it, Isn't he usually very smart?Why did Mao lose the chain at a critical moment, and actually revealed the fact that he was kissed by someone? Isn't this a living seeking abuse?And the other party involved in the incident, Shui Wufeng, shrinks her neck in fear, wishing she could just blend into Xu Chen's body, or rush over to strangle someone to death, grandma, bear, how could he have such a stupid fellow!

"It should be that much, right? Xing Tian, ​​I know I made a mistake, and I will never dare again in the future. Forgive me, okay?"

After finally counting the things he felt he had done wrong, Xie Wuya hugged his neck intimately, trying to fool him by acting coquettishly, he is not used to his beauty's cold smile, It's a big deal not to do this kind of thing in the future, woo woo... Give him back his gentle beauty.

"How many times have you kissed?"

Ignoring his coquettishness, Feng Xingtian raised his hand, stroking his cherry red sexy lips with his thumb inexplicably, the bottom of his eyes quickly condensed into a storm, Xi Changfeng and others shrank into the corner in fear, damn, decisively jealous The most terrifying man.

"Huh? How many times have you kissed?"

Alcohol has eroded his shrewd mind, Xie Wuya looked at him stupidly, and didn't realize what he meant for a while.

"Didn't you get gnawed by others? How many times?"

Smiling, it became more and more brilliant, but the temperature dropped more and more, Xie Wuya couldn't help shivering, and finally knew where the crux of the problem was, his forehead was instantly covered with gorgeous black lines, damn, he really is Have you exposed your own old background?Huh...won't it be such a tragedy? He didn't mean to let him down on purpose.

"Have you? Hehe... No, no handle, right, Wufeng?"

Turning his head in cold sweat, Xie Wuya kept blinking at Shui Wufeng, damn it, this matter must not be confirmed, otherwise...he will die a very miserable death!

"Well, probably right!"

He didn't dare to look into Feng Xingtian's eyes, Shui Wufeng knew he was wrong, he couldn't answer clearly, there was no way, under Feng Xingtian's eyes that seemed to see through everything, he really couldn't be firm. .

"Damn, what is probably right, you want to kill Laozi, don't you?"

Hearing this, Xie Wuya couldn't help being furious, what the hell, if it wasn't for him, why would he face such a predicament?Damn the soul is light, let's see if he doesn't strangle him after going down.

"I…"

"Amitabha, benefactor, lying is not a good habit!"

"what?"

Shui Wufeng managed to pluck up the courage, but was interrupted by a certain Hudan monk who was so painful, the two were dumbfounded at the same time, weren't they?The monk will also look at the right time to retaliate?Grandma has a leg, if she doesn't carry such a thunder, is there anyone who will die?

"Hehe... Thank you Master, Wu Ya, I think we should have a good chat!"

Throwing Xuchen a slight smile, the word "chat" was deliberately emphatic and almost didn't frighten Xie Wuya's guts. The next second, Feng Xingtian picked up Xie Wuya, ignored his screams and panic, and swept his eyes away. He said coldly: "We still have something to do, let's go ahead."

"Don't wow..."

The void split open, and Xie Wuya's frightened voice disappeared as the crack closed. Everyone was stunned for a long time, and finally... "Haha..."

Unanimously burst into gloating laughter, it's too fucking comic, Xie Wuya would be so scared that even his voice trembled, damn, he is Xie Wuya, that arrogant, evil, super fucked Xie Wuya Ah, there was such an embarrassing day, today is really worth it, even though I was frightened by the horror of Feng Xingtian, seeing this rare scene is worth a thousand dollars, Wu Ya, you are asking for blessings Bar!Hope to see you intact tomorrow!

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