Po Tian Xie Zun

"Damn you!"

"Wow! Shui Wufeng, why don't you explain to him quickly, the labor management department doesn't want to die here in vain!"

The energy on Xuchen's body suddenly surged again, as if a pair of terrifying black wings spread out from behind, Xie Wuya was so frightened that he hid behind Shui Wufeng, don't blame him for being too timid, if he is facing the enemy , even if he loses to him, he will fight desperately, but... Grandma is a bear, who is he messing with?

"Hmm... that... Xuchen, we were just joking just now, really, it was just a joke, calm down."

Not only was Xie Wuya afraid, but even Shui Wufeng was afraid, he never dreamed that Xuchen would have such a terrifying side, he almost bit off the root of his tongue with remorse, woo woo...isn't it okay if he was wrong?Don't be so scary, people are very timid, what if they are scared to death?

"A joke? Can this kind of thing be joked?"

Approaching them step by step, Xuchen's face was full of urgency, so frightened that the two kept backing away until there was no way to retreat. On the other hand, I don't know why, obviously he has decided not to wrong himself, not to chase a love that doesn't belong to him, but seeing Xu Chen become like this, he actually has a sense of guilt of being caught and raped, and he is so afraid All kinds of trembling.

"bump!"

An angry fist slammed into the wall next to their cheeks, and the front wall was shocked to open the crack in an instant. The two turned their necks stiffly and looked at it. Damn it, if his head moved a little more Mi, the one that was shattered turned into their heads, it feels so fucking bad, why would such a horrible thing happen to the two of them.

"Hey, hurry up and get him."

Xie Wuya, who was hiding behind him, poked at his waist and urged him, he didn't want to die inexplicably, the monk was too frighteningly scary, he was just like a real devil, how could he have the slightest demeanor of a monk? .

"I…"

Glancing at someone fearfully, Shui Wufeng suddenly felt a sense of grievance in his heart, he was the one who rejected him countless times, he was the one who didn't want him, he was the one who was obviously wrong, why is he the one who scares him now?Where did he go wrong?

"Wow, damn monk, you bully people, I don't want to live, how can you bully me like this? What did I do wrong? If you don't love, you don't love, why are you so fierce? Huh..."

Suddenly, Shui Wufeng rushed forward, swung his fist and hammered hard on his chest, tears of sadness flowed down, Xie Wuya was sweating like a thunderbolt falling from the sky , Damn, Shui Wufeng, you are ruthless!It hurts!

As for Xu Chen, seeing his heartbroken tears again, the hostility in his body disappeared in an instant, his face was covered with anxiety, and his hands climbed up his back involuntarily, with a cold face and a serious face He said: "Amitabha, donator, don't cry!"

"Wow... You still call me a benefactor, I don't want to live, you just slap me to death, woo..."

Seeing this, Shui Wufeng cried even more heartbroken, Xu Chen frowned, not knowing what he did wrong.

"Amitabha, poor monk..."

"Wow…"

"Amitabha…"

"Wow wow wow..."

"Ami…"

"Woooo..."

"Ah... I love you!"

"Ugh... what?"

Blinking and tearing eyes, Shui Wufeng raised his head in disbelief, did he just hallucinate?Why did he seem to hear someone say I love you?Isn't Xu Chen only able to recite the Buddha's words?

"Forehead…"

Xuchen's forehead went dark, he simply closed his eyes, and repented silently in his heart over and over again, he didn't betray the Buddha on purpose, really, he was just... just annoyed by his crying, Nima can do this?Xie Wuya's black lines are definitely no less than Xu Chen's, staring dumbfoundedly at the cheating duo, grandma, if I knew that Shui Wufeng would cry casually, the monk would bow his head and admit defeat, why would they play so many tricks, directly Wouldn't it be enough to give him a Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall?

"Wow... I'd better die, anyway, I'm just a poor little boy who doesn't love my mother or father, woo... let me die, I don't want to live..."

Seeing someone retracted into the shell like a tortoise, Shui Wufeng was so depressed that he almost jumped up and bit him to death. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he cried out again regardless of his image. One cry, two troubles and three hanged himself are played to the fullest!

"No...don't cry, I love you, I really love you!"

Unable to stand his magic voice piercing through his brain anymore, Xu Chen closed his eyes and roared loudly, he was completely defeated by him.

"Really?"

With a flat mouth and teary eyes, making an appearance that he might cry at any time, Shui Wufeng looked into his eyes to confirm again.

"real!"

Buddha, Xu Chen is sorry for you!

"Haha... Let me just say, with my looks and temperament, how could someone not love me? Xu Chen, I'm with you in this life, don't try to escape again!"

Sweeping away the previous heartbreak, Shui Wufeng jumped up and hugged his neck, smiling all kinds of contentment and trembling, after 12 years, he finally caught up with his love, haha...satisfied!

"Forehead…"

Both Xuchen and Xie Wuya exaggeratedly wiped off their sweat, you fucking bastard, the speed of this turn of events is faster than someone turning over a book!Just a moment ago, he was crying to death, but this second he was smiling happily. Damn, what a superb acting skill. If this were placed in the 21st world, it would definitely be expected to be the winner of the Academy Awards!So fucking awesome!

"Amitabha, benefactor, please respect yourself!"

While chanting the Buddha's words, Xu Chen solemnly pulled Shui Wufeng's hands away, but saw that someone seemed to be flooding Jinshan again, his hands froze instantly, and the expression on his face was distorted. Neither is La.

"Okay, now that your problem is solved, let's talk about the next problem."

Speechlessly rolling his eyes, Xie Wuya straightened his clothes and walked over to sit down. He picked up the wine glass and poured it with his head up. He needs to suppress his shock now, Shui Wufeng is so fucking ridiculous.

"Huh? What's the problem?"

As if he hadn't reacted yet, Shui Wufeng blinked his eyes innocently, holding Xu Chen's arm tightly with both hands, now that he has confirmed his love, he will never let him go again.

"Uh... damn it, of course it's a matter of seizing the throne, you fucking pay labor and wages a little bit."

With a black forehead, Xie Wuya swears violently, and his patience is completely exhausted. Damn Shui Wufeng, does he really think he is bored?If it weren't for the sake of their fellow countrymen, he wouldn't be willing to take care of his shit.

"Oh, I almost forgot, there is still the father's level to pass, tell me, what should we do next?"

Thinking about it instantly, Shui Wufeng didn't have any apology or guilt, and pulled Xu Chen to sit down opposite him, the happiness on his face almost blinded Xie Wuya's titanium alloy eyes.

"Damn it, why did labor and capital put you on such a worthless soul? According to my estimation, your father and king should have gone berserk by now, and we have to go back to the palace before he comes here to arrest you in person." , and then find an opportunity to spy with him, and only if you persuade him can you have a chance to fight for the throne."

Glaring at him fiercely, Xie Wuya said weakly, if everything goes according to his plan, it will only be a matter of time before Shui Wufeng sits on the throne of God, but... his eyes looked suspiciously at the two people on the opposite side, he was really sure Will funk?Grandma is a bear, don't blame him for not having confidence in him, he is a scumbag, who the hell knows if he will go back to the mountains for some even more sloppy monk.

"Well, based on what I know about the Holy Majesty, now that I have the resourceful Duanmuli, I am useless to him. This time we spread the news that I was adopted by you with such fanfare. His Majesty is absolutely impossible to remain unmoved by the stain of his past, I am afraid that the imperial decree of condemnation is already on his way to the palace."

When it comes to business, Shui Wufeng finally got a little more serious, stroked his chin and analyzed rationally, the Holy Majesty cherishes face the most, not to mention him, even if his beloved Princess Feiyu did something to discredit the royal family, he would It is absolutely impossible to forgive easily. The reason why he did those things before was forgiven by him was because his unique insights in political affairs could help him. Now it is different. With Duanmuli, he has become a horrible person. It doesn't matter, and the father has a lot of troops in his hands, the Holy Majesty has long been afraid, and now that he is being taken care of by others, the Holy Majesty will definitely take the opportunity to attack Prince Feng's mansion and suppress the father.

"Isn't this just right? Why do you think I sacrificed my innocence to play this play with you? Let's go, let's meet your father."

Glancing at him wickedly, Xie Wuya stood up, the more powerful the old emperor, the higher their chances of success. Seeing that they are about to overwhelm the emperor, they have all the right time and place, and what they owe now is harmony. As long as this last item is settled, the throne will be as easy as picking something out of a pocket.

"Well, it's time for me to let my father know about my son."

No one is willing to be a waste forever. Now there are two paths in front of him, one is life and the other is death. He is also a traveler from the 21st century. Shui Wufeng's ability will not be inferior to Xie Wuya. It's nothing more than desperate courage. Now that Xie Wuya has given him courage, he has nothing to fear. For the sake of him and Xu Chen's happy future, he must tell the world with the strongest posture that human strength Weakness is definitely not determined by the level of cultivation, even if he has no cultivation, Shui Wufeng is still strong!

Xu Chen doesn't know what they are talking about, and he doesn't need to know, the only thing he knows is that Shui Wufeng loves him, and it is enough that he will never leave him.