[Comprehensive] How to be cannon fodder gloriously

In the Temple of Beauty, the three goddesses of Grace are dressing Aphrodite. They put on gorgeous golden robes for Aphrodite, apply balm, braid her beautiful long hair, and wear a fresh wreath on the on her head, and finally, a charming belt was tied around her.

The goddess in the bronze mirror is extremely beautiful, even if she does nothing, just sitting there quietly is still a beautiful landscape painting.

Suddenly, a black figure flashed in the mirror, so fast that it was an illusion.Aphrodite spoke, and said in a majestic tone that was different from the usual sweet laughter: "Where are you going in such a hurry, Elo?"

The black shadow suddenly stopped, and the small body less than half a person's height turned around, revealing that lovely face like an angel, with the curly brown hair slightly raised.

Sure enough, it was the little Cupid.

I saw him smiling awkwardly and touching his nose, like any child who was caught by his parents on the spot for doing bad things.

"Mother God." Little Cupid looked at her mother with a guilty conscience.

Aphrodite waved to the three Graces, and they stepped back obediently, leaving room for the mother and child.When Aphrodite taught Cupid a lesson, she never let her servants be present, which was considered to save some face for Cupid.

At this time, Little Cupid knew that things were going to be bad.He couldn't help looking at the three departing goddesses of beauty and benefits with pleading eyes, hoping that they could intercede for him.The Goddess of Beauty is fine if he is not angry, but when he gets angry, not everyone can stand it, and the three goddesses of Meihui made expressions of helplessness.

"If you want the three of them to stay and see how you are punished, I can grant your wish." Aphrodite said lightly.

"No...no need."

Little Eros groaned silently in her heart.It's over, the mother god is still angry last time, and this time she caught him out again, she must settle the score with him!

Aphrodite squinted at her son, and parted her red lips: "I remember, I said, you have to obediently stay in the Temple of Beauty for a full month?"

A few days ago, Cupid shot a golden arrow at her biological father Ares as a prank, and Aphrodite was very angry and ordered him not to go out for a month.This punishment was too hard for the playful little Eros, and soon he couldn't stand it anymore.

Fortunately, Meishen herself is restless. One day, she goes to meet her lover for a tryst, tomorrow she goes to a ball, and the day after tomorrow she is invited to a dinner party.On some occasions, it is inconvenient to bring the little Cupid, which also gives the little Cupid a great opportunity to take advantage of.While his mother was busy, Little Cupid sneaked out to play a few times, but seeing that he was not found, he became more and more courageous.Who knows, I haven't slipped down from Olympus today, but just strolled around the Temple of the Sun, and was actually caught by my own mother god.

Little Eros sighed, looking very sad, she was obviously a child, but she wanted to act like an adult, Aphrodite was very angry and funny, but she didn't intend to let her son go.I know my son's character well, as long as he is not under my nose, he will make trouble everywhere.

"Tell me, what did you do this time?" It was as if he was provoking a teacher, but his tone softened a little, and he didn't have the original sternness.

Little Cupid quietly let go of her heart. It seems that the Mother Goddess is in a good mood today, so she should be able to pass the test smoothly, right?

"...Go to the Temple of the Sun and play with Uncle Apollo."

"Just like that? Didn't do anything else?" Aphrodite looked at her son suspiciously, her beautiful eyes seemed to see through her son.

"Of course... no." Little Cupid looked at his mother wrongedly, and pouted: "In your heart, do I only cause trouble?"

"It's best to be like this." Aphrodite glanced at her son, and suddenly narrowed her eyes: "Why is one of your golden arrows missing?"

Little Cupid turned to look at his quiver, only to see that one of the golden arrows in it was indeed missing.

These golden arrows are all transformed by his divine power, and they are not so easy to get.In the past, he used golden arrows outside, if he didn't want to be known by the mother god, he always condensed the same number of arrows first, and then came to see the mother god.This time, he was sure that he hadn't used the golden arrow, but when did the golden arrow fall?

Suddenly, Cupid covered his mouth. Didn't the arrow accidentally drop into Apollo's studio when he stole the portrait?What to do, Apollo will soon find out that the portrait was taken away by him. In this situation, how can he tell the mother goddess...

Seeing her son unable to answer, Aphrodite frowned: "You shot Apollo again with a golden arrow?"

Last time, the kid shot a golden arrow at Apollo because Apollo said something was useless, making him fall in love with Daphne, and then shot a lead arrow at Daphne, which made Apollo's love end without a problem.After Apollo woke up from the magic power of the golden arrow of love, he joined forces with Artemis and almost turned the Temple of Beauty over.

Although Aphrodite's strength is weak, those male gods have always been polite to her. How have they ever suffered such treatment?Just so angry.But the sun god and the moon god are powerful, so they don't buy her account, and she is wronged first, so she has no choice but to admit it, but, from now on, the little Cupid is not allowed to provoke the Apollo brothers and sisters at will.

Now it seems that this kid completely ignored her words!

"I really didn't shoot Apollo!" Little Cupid wanted to cry, probably because he had done too many bad things in normal times, and it was rare for anyone to believe him when he told the truth.However, he couldn't justify himself confidently. Although he didn't use the golden arrow of love, didn't he do something else...

Thinking of this, Little Eros secretly looked at the copper bracelet on his white and tender wrist.

Aphrodite glanced sharply at Cupid's wrist, and saw that her son, who had always only worn gold ornaments, actually wore a copper ring on his hand. What else is there to understand?Immediately said to Little Cupid: "Give it to me."

Who knew that the little Eros, who always listened to her mother's myths, actually took a few steps back this time, clutching her wrist: "Don't!"

"What made you not even listen to the words of your mother god, my child?" Anger began to gather around Aphrodite: "Could it be that this bracelet is more important than the mother god?"

Little Cupid shook his head, but still bit his lip, and did not let go of his hand covering the bracelet.

"Then, you want me to get it myself, Eros." Aphrodite quietly appeared in front of little Eros despite the distance between mother and child. The copper ring was transferred to Aphrodite's white palm.

Although Aphrodite has the weakest divine power among the twelve main gods and has no fighting power, it is more than enough to deal with a young god who is underage.

As soon as the copper ring fell into Aphrodite's hands, it emitted a burst of golden light.After the light faded, a huge portrait appeared in front of Aphrodite.

"This is..." Looking at the young man in the portrait, Aphrodite stretched out her hand involuntarily.The boy is so handsome, he can attract all eyes with just one glance.Aphrodite has always liked beautiful boys, so she was naturally attracted by the boy's appearance and his unique temperament, and was in a daze for a moment.

However, she quickly came to her senses, there was no other reason, even she, a bystander, could feel the painter's love for the boy in the painting.If there is no love, it is absolutely impossible to make such a painting.

"He's Paris, the shepherd of Mount Ide. He was the one who played with me when you took me out last time."

"You took this painting from the Sun God?"

"Who told him to steal Paris, the next time I see Paris, I will tell him to keep Paris away from him." Little Eros still has a good impression of that gentle boy.

"Nonsense, return this painting." Apollo fell in love, and her youngest son followed suit.Thinking of the Temple of Beauty that was half destroyed last time, Aphrodite had a headache.Last time at the Temple of Beauty, she went to find her nominal husband, Vulcan, to repair it again with a sad face. Now, the relationship between her and Vulcan has deteriorated again. If Apollo brings someone to kill him again, even if she will not be injured , It will also be troublesome to clean up the mess afterwards.

It's a pity that troubles seem to have found her today.Before he had time to ask his son to return the portrait, an aura full of coercion descended on the Temple of Beauty.

As soon as Aphrodite looked up, she saw the ambiguous face of the God King.

She lifted the hem of her skirt and bowed reluctantly to the God King with a forced smile.

She enjoys sex-love, as long as it is handsome and masculine enough to attract her men, she does not care about having sex with them once, but Zeus is not included among these men or gods.Aphrodite once saw how Zeus swallowed his wife Metis mouth by mouth. Although the gods themselves are all ruthless, there are still a few who are cruel to this extent.

Zeus has been preaching the cruelty of his father Cronus, telling about his great achievements in saving the gods from the rule of Cronus, but in Aphrodite's view, Zeus' cruelty, I'm afraid it's even higher than Cronus.Although she has not seen the era of Cronus' rule, but just looking at Cronus's many fans among people and gods, as well as his ruling methods in the later period, one can know that Cronus is at least not Not as crazy as Zeus preached.

On the contrary, Zeus himself was authoritarian, unpopular, and romantic in Olympus. After the romantic, Hera allowed Hera to take revenge on his lovers and the children born to his lover, without any sense of responsibility.Although the important priesthood on Mount Olympus is now occupied by Zeus' children and brothers and sisters, it is hard to say how many are really loyal to him. At least Aphrodite knows that among his brothers and sisters, Hades, Poseidon and other gods all miss their father god Cronus.

In addition to the succession of Zeus, none of the five primitive gods came to congratulate him, which made the gods sensitively realize that Zeus, the king of gods, was not liked by the five primitive gods.

For Aphrodite, a god-king with limited power and an unlovable personality was naturally less attractive.What's more, if you really combine with Zeus, the trouble afterwards will definitely outweigh the enjoyment you can bring.

Thinking of Hera's endless means of revenge, Aphrodite lost interest.

If Aphrodite was allowed to choose herself, she would never choose Zeus, a lover who is full of troubles when he is contaminated.Unfortunately, as a goddess with low combat effectiveness, when Zeus courted her, she didn't have much choice.

Zeus came to Aphrodite, frivolously picked up a lock of her hair scattered on the sideburns, brought it to the tip of his nose, sniffed it, as if smelling fine wine, and showed an intoxicated expression: "Dear Afu, I haven't seen you for so many days, you are still the most beautiful flower in Olympus, even the morning sun is not as good as your youth."

Like a bard, he dragged a long aria, praising Aphrodite's beauty.

Aphrodite endured the disgust in her heart, and smiled at Zeus: "Thank you for your compliment, Your Majesty the God King."

Zeus was about to chat with Aphrodite again, when he turned his head and saw the portrait leaning against the wall, his eyes lit up, and he asked tentatively, "Is this your family member, Aph?"

As long as it is eye-catching, Zeus would not mind snatching it from the God of Beauty, and it is expected that the God of Beauty would not dare to compete with him.

"No, he is the favorite of the Sun God." Aphrodite lowered her eyes to hide the playful expression in her eyes: "He is the shepherd of Mount Ide. I heard that His Royal Highness Apollo is pursuing him recently." Then, you What will you do, Your Majesty the God King?Do you try to make the sun god dissatisfied, and also get the man, or give up?

"Oh, Apollo likes him too?" Zeus frowned. It was obvious that this son also made him somewhat afraid, and he had indeed joined hands with Poseidon to rebel.If Rhea hadn't peeked at Moirai's horoscope and determined that neither Apollo nor Poseidon could overthrow his rule, Zeus would have been unable to tolerate them long ago.

"Yes." The Goddess of Beauty lowered her eyebrows and said meekly, "This painting full of love is exactly from the hands of His Royal Highness Apollo."

Zeus's entanglement only lasted for a few seconds. Although it seemed inappropriate to rob someone with his son, the word forbearance was not in his dictionary.

If you like it, grab it and get it!

After he has had a taste of that boy, whether Apollo is still interested in that boy has nothing to do with him.

Aphrodite, who escaped unharmed because of the portrait, was relieved, while little Eros' eyes were full of uneasiness.

What to do, he seems to have accidentally caused trouble for Paris.

Taking advantage of the fact that the God of Beauty and the King of Gods were not paying attention to him, little Eros sneaked out of the Temple of Beauty and decided to go to the Temple of the Sun to rescue soldiers.Every time the Mother Goddess slept with the God King, she would be very unhappy, and he didn't want Paris to be unhappy either.Although little Eros doesn't like Apollo who always likes to make fun of himself, but compared with Zeus, little Eros thinks Apollo is more pleasing.

...Unknowingly, the God King has become an existence that everyone hates.

The king of gods went to the human world, and not long after, the sun god also rushed to the human world. Immediately afterwards, Ares was also alarmed, and even Poseidon, who came to Olympus as a guest, showed great interest The expression of the gods encouraged Hera, Artemis, Athena, Aphrodite and other gods to go to the world in a mighty way.

Among them, except for Hera who planned to ask the teacher to inquire about the crime, and Aphrodite who was worried about the disturbance caused by her son, the other gods were almost all watching the show.Father and son compete for one person, even in Olympus, this is a rare scene.

Seeing this, Eris, the goddess of strife among the gods of Olympus who had been secretly watching, showed a cold smile at the corner of her mouth.

Zeus still loves the new and dislikes the old. At the beginning, he took her lover away while she was away, but after he succeeded, he let the jealous Hera torture her to death. Up to now, she can still remember what happened when she rushed back. I saw a pool of blood.The person she cherished in every possible way was crushed by the Zeus couple like any inconspicuous dust, and she didn't even let her see the last one.

If he didn't take revenge on the couple, Eris couldn't swallow it.However, she also understands that her lover is just a human being.She could take revenge on Zeus and his wife a little because of the dissatisfaction in her heart, but she could only go so far, and it was impossible to do more.Otherwise, even if she was the daughter of Nix, the goddess of the night, she would not be able to bear the charge of being an enemy of the god king for a human being.Therefore, she has been quietly dormant, waiting for the opportunity.

Now, although it is not time to formally retaliate against Zeus, it is still possible to charge some interest first.Eris held a golden apple in his hand, played with it casually, injected his divine power into the golden apple, and then looked unkindly in the direction of Zeus and others.

Even now, if she wants to seek justice for his lover, Hera and Zeus probably don't remember who he is anymore, right?I don't know if the couple still remember how many people were killed by them.Well, let them think that she was dissatisfied that she had not received an invitation to the Olympus banquet. As the daughter of the original god, she still had some willful rights.Moreover, it is also true that Zeus neglected her.

At this time, Shang Xuan, who was herding sheep on Mount Yide, didn't know that because of him, the deep water of Olympus was disturbed.

He was surprised to find a huge silver wolf in the place where the sheep were herding today.

The wolf squatted quietly on the stone, flicking its tail from time to time, looking at him calmly with glass-like black eyes, but did not see the vertical pupils of the beast. Shang Xuan felt quite familiar with those eyes.

The sheep are grazing leisurely on the grass, and they don't seem to feel the wolf's breath.The wolf had been staring at Shang Xuan intently and greedily, and had no intention of catching sheep for food.

Shang Xuan hesitated for a moment, then walked up to the wolf: "Where have I seen you?"

The wolf's pointed ears pricked up, moved, suddenly straightened up, and leaped forward, resting its head on Shang Xuan's lap, showing a contented expression.

The strange thing is that Shang Xuan didn't feel disgusted with this wolf, but felt rather close to it.He stretched out his hand and touched the wolf's head, a phantom of a god suddenly jumped out of the wolf's body and entered Shang Xuan's mind.Shang Xuan looked at the wolf in surprise: "Tal?"