Marry First, Love Later

Not only was the little girl in the nest choked up speechless, but even Zhen Dongbei behind Lu Yinong was speechless against the wall. This young master is useless and useless. Let him tell the child a story. Bedtime stories can be told in pieces.

"Uncle, Uncle, why is the mermaid you told me different from what Dad told me?" Jiaojiao was confused, since the book is the same book, and the pages are also the same pages, why is what Uncle told me different from what Dad told me?

Lu Yinong was not ashamed, grinned and replied, "Of course, what did your father tell you? I am an authentic Chinese mermaid, do you know?"

"Oh, oh..." Jiaojiao nodded blankly, but she still didn't understand.

"This is the cultural difference. What I just told you is the most standard transliterated Chinese version!"

"Wow, that's how it is, Uncle. You're awesome! Haha."

"That's right, I'm a college graduate!"

Lu Yinong may have been neglected by Zhen Dongbei for the past few days, and there is no pressure to play cowhide with a child, his small eyes are bright, and all kinds of shameless bluffing children, Xiao Jiaojiao is also happy to praise him , one big and one small leaned on the bedside and talked nonsense, Zhen Dongbei didn't say a word from the beginning to the end, lying silently behind Lu Yinong, listening to the big and small beside him giggling and chatting.

When the room was quiet, the little pretty girl hung on Lu Yinong's arm like a little monkey and slept soundly. She was beaten beautifully by Lu Yinong's little snoring who was treated as a big tree, and the corner of her mouth hangs. Smiling, even his closed eyes curled up, thinking he was really happy.

Zhen Dongbei put down the book in his hand, got up and twirled the corners of the quilt for the big and small beside him, and when he turned back to turn off the bedside lamp, he stopped suddenly, as if he was reluctant to just close his eyes and fall asleep. Instead, he looked deeply at Lu Yinong's defenseless sleeping face again.

Zhen Dongbei twitched the corners of his lips, seeing his resigned and soft appearance in his sleep, he couldn't help the smile in his heart, 26, you are so young...

The next day, Zhen Dongbei got up early in the morning, gently patted Lu Yinong's cheek, and asked him to get up with him and go out to get some air.

"Wake up, little lazy pig... It's time to get up..."

"Well... get up! Don't make noise, let your Grandpa Lu sleep for a while... huh..."

"Dad, get out of the way. I have a way to get uncle up!"

Zhen Dongbei straightened his back, and he was very relieved to entrust this task to Jiaojiao: "Well, I will leave the difficult task of waking up uncle to Jiaojiao."

"Yeah, Dad, go and brush your teeth and wash your face. After you wash up, I'm sure Uncle is already up!"

Zhen Dongbei walked out of the bedroom with a smile, knelt on the bed Jiaojiao pinched Lu Yinong's nose with her chubby little hands, he couldn't breathe, so naturally he couldn't sleep comfortably.

But Comrade Jiaojiaoxiao seemed to have underestimated her Uncle Lu's vigor and thick skin. Lu Yinong couldn't breathe well when his nose was pinched, and his brows were furrowed with impatience all over his face. Even so, he still didn't want to wake up. Covered by the quilt, he stretched out his hand and scratched in the air: "Get up, get up, let me sleep a little longer! I warn you, I'm in a hurry with whoever is recruiting me!"

"Uncle, the sun is shining on your buttocks, get up quickly uncle."

"GO... OUT! (Get out.)" Lu Yinong still refused to wake up under the quilt, closed his eyes and mumbled an angry curse in the only English he knew.

"Uncle, getup! lazyass!! (Uncle, get up! Lazy pig!!)"

"Apigup! (Pigup, get up!)"

The consequence of Lu Yinong's inadvertently uttering a sentence of English was to seduce Jiaojiao's non-stop babble of English, which annoyed him, but Xiaonizi finally made a big move when she saw that he was still upset, and sat on Young Master Lu's big ass. On the face plate, Lu Yinong was woken up alive.

"Zhen Dongbei, your girl is playing hooligans with me! Bah, bah, bah!" Lu Yinong was extremely indignant at being sat on his face by a virgin. He was born gay, so he was very concerned about the fact that a girl sat on his face with her buttocks, and he was very careful. Big, that's why he haggled over every detail with a five-year-old girl.

Anyway, Lu Yinong said, don't talk to him about his age, who is he, Young Master Lu?Regardless of whether he is male, female, old or young, no one can sit on his face! ! !

Jiaojiao sticks out her tongue and hides behind Zhendong Dongbei, because she also feels that she is a little too much, but who knows that she will fart while sitting on it, hey, he didn't mean it, uncle... …

Zhen Dongbei coaxed him patiently for a long time, but Lu Yinong refused to let him in. Finally, he leaned close to Lu Yinong, whispered to him, and said softly, "Ah Nong, don't be angry. I'll let you sit back tonight..."

Obviously it was a very gentle tone with a sense of simplicity, but when it fell into Lu Yinong's ears, it made him nervous, shrinking, and heartbeat for no reason. He subconsciously moved aside, and then heard Zhen Dongbei whispering to him. He said: "My daughter couldn't hold back, she farted on your Jingui's face, come to me as you like, as long as you like, you can pee on it, Ah Nong..."

"You, get out! Get out! Get out!" Lu Yinong made a big red face, and rushed into the bathroom with oil on his feet, really couldn't stand Zhen Dongbei's "bewildered" state.

Forced to have no choice but to follow the father and daughter out for morning exercises, Lu Yinong yawned all the way, wishing he could run with his eyes closed in front of the flower beds in the small park.

A person secretly complained dissatisfied in his heart, it was winter when the sun was shining, what time was it, he felt that the sky had not yet dawned, it was so cold, and his teeth were crisp.

I just ran with Zhendong Dongbei and Jiaojiao for an hour in such a daze, and then bought two morning newspapers. I was going to the morning market to buy seasonal vegetables, but Jiaojiao suddenly said that she wanted to eat soy milk twist, so she simply went to the nearby morning. I had breakfast at an early shop in the city.

Lu Yinong had already felt compassion, he suddenly realized that he was "free" now, and Zhen Dongbei didn't wear iron underpants for him!Hahaha!Really God helped him.

What about him?Shouldn't the 36 plan be the best plan?

Jiaojiao yelled for tea eggs, Zhendongbei was arranging porridge in front, Lu Yinong rolled his eyes, and said to Jiaojiao who was sitting on the seat, "You wait, uncle will buy it for you", then raised his buttocks It's about to be overturned.

He didn't feel that there were people coming and going in the breakfast shop at all, especially during the morning market when it was overcrowded. Would it be appropriate for him to leave five-year-old Jiaojiao alone on the seat.

At that time, all he wanted was to run, so he bumped into someone without opening his eyes. The other person was a small townsman, with a bag full of hot porridge in one hand and a small basket filled with six big buns in the other. Son, he lowered his head sullenly and rushed towards the door, he was bumped into someone and turned on his back. Not only did the big white steamed stuffed bun fall to the ground, but the hot porridge in his hand even splashed him all over, and even the guests next to him were splashed all over.

Can people be in a hurry?

Especially the people from the Northeast who are fierce and fierce, but only use their hands but not their mouths.

Don't say that Lu Yinong bumped into someone, even if he looked at him, he could easily cause trouble.

What are you looking at?

What's up looking at you?

Within three sentences, the man from the Northeast can swing his punches, okay?

Not only did Lu Yinong bump into someone, he didn't apologize, he even said he didn't, he just thought about it (Liāo), and the other party became anxious at the time, so he simply threw the empty bowl and basket in both hands on the ground, and grabbed Lu Yinong's clothes Lifting the man up by the collar, he was furious: "You are fucking blind. You hit someone, do you know?"

Lu Shao is a coward, a coward, and he will be soft when he is strong. He has never had a direct conflict with anyone since he was a child. What's more, he thinks this kind of war is the rudest, most barbaric, and self-deprecating. As soon as I pulled the collar, I was trembling, and I didn't know what to say.

After recovering for a long time, I blushed and apologized: "Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

"I'm sorry and I'm done? Huh? You fucking look at the hot porridge that you hit and spilled all over me."

Lu Yinong is also a person who is aware of current affairs. Seeing the vicious look of the other party, he knows that he has encountered trouble. He didn't say anything, and went straight to the point: "I, I will pay you, I will pay you."

"Losing money?" This man is not stupid, there are so many eyes watching in this porridge shop, it is absolutely impossible to blackmail people, but can you lose money?How much is a few buns and a bowl of porridge?What if you drench him all over?Unable to swallow this bad breath, he decided to treat him in the same way as others, and said viciously, "You knocked over my porridge, and you should buy me a new one. But you drenched me How do you count?" Lu Yinong was about to say that I will pay you money, but this man directly took the hot porridge from the side and wanted to splash it on Lu Yinong's face, "You also use it like me. Let's have a taste of this porridge."

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