Marry First, Love Later

Zhen Dongbei seemed to be very angry, so he began to repent after crying for his father and mother. From now on, he would wake up with Zhen Dongbei every morning, do morning exercises, cook together, and clean up the housework together. He should sleep at least five days a week and rest on Saturdays and Sundays. He cried and bargained, whether he could sleep two days a week and take five days off. The answer was Zhen Dongbei's stabbing like a hail of bullets!poke!poke!Lu Yinong immediately agreed to the two-week break, the two-day break!

These are the second ones, the main reason is that Lu Yinong swore like Zhen Dongbei that he would never mention divorce with him in this life and never betray each other's feelings. The small eyes were swollen into fish eyes again, and he agreed unwillingly and unwillingly to cry.

As for the iron pants, Lu Yinong couldn't help crying every time he looked at them.It was completely requisitioned by Zhen Dongbei's animal. As soon as he went out, the iron pants followed him like a shadow, but the key was in Zhen Dongbei's hand, and he couldn't take it off even if he wanted to!

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Qiu Zhanxiong is very happy these days, his son comes back to accompany him for lunch every day, and sometimes Zhen Dongbei will accompany Lu Yinong to have a meal together, and then play chess with him.Except that Lu Yinong's head was bald again, everything looked fine.

Zhen Dongbei usually takes Lu Yinong very well. Even if they do housework together and cook together, he is basically the one who handles Lu Yinong and stands by him, occasionally hitting him.

He has a gentle temper, a simple and honest smile, his voice is not slow and slow, and his temper is not in a hurry. He looks harmless to humans and animals, honest and easy to bully. As if he could eat people, he slammed and slammed, the springs of the mattress were broken several times, Lu Yinong wanted to cry but had no tears.

After the satisfied Zhen Dongbei rolled off him, he secretly wiped his tears in the bed by himself, took his mobile phone to Baidu, and searched him for suffering too much, whether he will get hemorrhoids or anal fistula in the future, and whether he will live longer It's not long, and I'll die before I'm thirty, I'm so depressed and so scared...

He still doesn't have Zhen Dongbei in his heart, so he has never cared about Zhen Dongbei's everything, such as his family situation and what he does. He knows nothing about this and has no intention of knowing.

Zhen Dongbei is no ordinary person. Before he was imprisoned, he was a well-known gangster and big gun in the province. With his unique skills, he stole countless people.

At that time, I was young, full of vigor, daring to fight and fight hard. Looking back on the past, who hasn't had a little bit of bloody romantic passion in the past.

Zhen Dongbei's hands are very fast. He can open a piece of iron pants with his eyes closed and his toes. Later, he wanted to stabilize, and took the initiative to wash his hands in the prison, saying goodbye to everything in the past. .

Thieves are also divided into three, six, and nine grades. Zhen Dongbei's "craftsmanship" has reached the state of being astonishing and superb. Wherever he goes, it is like walking through the gate of a city. He can get all his food and clothing at his fingertips. He doesn't spend a penny. A thief is used to describe Zhen Dongbei. When he was most prosperous, he had the title of "thief" on his head. He was invited by the black forces to be the "Thousand Kings", and was arrested by the white forces to be a "spy". What he stole was the whole world...

He didn't know how to restrain himself at that time, and the more he stole, the more he stole secrets that would kill his head. After a few years of glory, Zhen Dongbei suddenly came to his senses one day, and decided to stop and leave the hustle and bustle of the world. I want to get out of the body and hide in the city from then on without asking about the affairs of the rivers and lakes.

So he is somewhat superstitious, believing in metaphysics, Fengshui and fate.

Da Chunzi was the group of troubled brothers and sisters who followed him first, and now they are all separated and have new jobs with proper identities. Those who should get married get married, and those who should have children have children, and their lives are prosperous.

Even Zhen Dongbei himself didn't expect that he would marry a male wife one day, so he often told people that fate is beyond words.

He has a cat face, but he is actually a tiger that eats people without spit out bones.

Lu Yinong came back to the Qiu mansion with Zhen Dongbei this day. As soon as lunch was withdrawn, Zhen Dongbei accompanied the old man to play chess. What Qiu Zhanxiong could find out were all trivial matters. People who don't have permission to black history can't pick it out.

Lu Yinong has always been nagging in the past few days. As long as Zhen Dongbei is not paying attention, he will go out with his mobile phone to make calls. To vent their anger by making a complaint call, people from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau have gone to N times, and comrades from the 12315 Consumer Association also intervened in this matter.

Lu Yinong and his parents killed the "chastity pants" produced by the blacksmith's shop.

What's more, it was improved by Zhen Dongbei so easily that he didn't dare to go to the blacksmith shop to find the staff to unlock it. Of course, he didn't reveal it to the outside world, even if the iron pants wore his skin If it's rotten, he shouldn't wear it out and find someone to open it for him! ! !

He was justifiable, unforgiving, and unreasonable. He refused to let the merchant because he could open the iron pants by holding on to a wire. Later, the representative sent by the merchant to deal with the matter became anxious and asked Lu Yinong if he was a psychopath. , the iron pants obviously have a matching key, why does he use a wire instead of a key to open them?

Lu Yinong put out the fire.Completely speechless, business wins!

Zhen Dongbei, who was sitting in front of the window and playing chess with Qiu Zhanxiong, withdrew his gaze from Lu Yinong and moved a piece on the chessboard. He always had a friendly smile on his face, but it was him who made the old man happy. The eyes full of tenderness and sweetness when looking at Lu Yinong.

"Are you two doing well recently...?" Qiu Zhanxiong lowered his eyes and thought about how to fight. After a second, he pushed the soldier forward a step.

At this time, Lu Yinong on the other side had already dropped the banana 8 in his hand in anger, and sat on the sofa in a rage, staring blankly, like a fat frog.

"Don't worry, we're fine..." Zhen Dongbei has always been called by you, and the old man has never seen him call Dad, so he feels relieved. Although they are already like this now, they may have sex anytime, anywhere. Change, so Dad doesn't have to call too early.

"Well...that's good...that's good..." Ma Zouri, Qiu Zhanxiong took a sip from the tea bowl, "But...you still need to be restrained in life..." The old man said quite tactfully, Of course, Zhen Dongbei would not be so stupid as to fail to understand the meaning of the word "life".

He smiled, very sincerely, the smile reached his eyes, but he was lying: "I will."

"Yes." Qiu Zhanxiong nodded in satisfaction, trusting Zhen Dongbei.

During dinner, an unexpected guest came to the Qiu mansion, He Fangyuan.He had already sold himself to Lu Yinong when he was young, Longgou had left, and his father was not in the imperial capital, so he was bored by himself, so he had to come to Lu Yinong to enjoy the warmth.

Lu Yinong likes to take in He Fangyuan, so he invites He Fangyuan to live in his house when he has nothing to do. Anyway, he thinks that "weekends" are not enough, and he wants to sleep every day.

He Fangyuan was extravagant, and brought Qiu Zhanxiong two bottles of Wuliangye and a bottle of Lafite from 83. He just didn’t have Jia San’er’s pleasing face, plus his clothes and speech, he was completely copied. Like Lu Yinong, Qiu Zhanxiong doesn't want to see him.

He Fangyuan is also a no-nonsense person, he doesn't look at eyes better than Lu Yinong, except for saying hello to Qiu Zhanxiong when he came in, he chatted with Lu Yinong the whole time, with a special voice Big, actually chatted about some hooligans, who heard about who got AIDS, who slept whose daughter-in-law and other indecent topics.

Lu Yinong's iron underpants protect him, don't mention how itchy he is, he can't participate in actual combat, and He Fangyuan can tell him that it's too late to talk about war on paper.

He Fangyuan drank happily, and yelled in front of Qiu Zhanxiong to go to 37 and a half degrees for a while, shouting slogans that he is lonely, he lacks love, and he is lonely, so that his iron buddies can play with him.

Qiu Zhanxiong's face turned pale, and he was stretched too long, but his idiot son vented his anger through the same nostrils as others, and he yelled more cheerfully than He Fangyuan. In the end, Zhen Dongbei comforted the old man and reassured him that nothing would happen. , because he is there.

Qiu Zhanxiong didn't want to let them go at all, he just wanted Lu Yinong to stay with him for a while, but unfortunately, Lu Pao Wang's heart grew grass, and he couldn't wait to go with He Fangyuan. The old man sighed and let them go, looking at Lu Yinong Happily jumping high and high, he followed He Fangyuan.

He is just holding back!

Even if he goes there and does nothing, he will go! ! !

Ps: Character explosion, three more O(∩_∩)O