Marry First, Love Later

As soon as the spirit of wine came up, Lu Yinong pushed Zhen Dongbei, He Fangyuan and Jia San'er who were holding the wine plates beside him, and sat down between Da Chunzi and Zhen Southwest, urging Zhen Dongbei to let him go. Northeast, the three of them went to the table where they should go to toast.

He winked and teased Zhen Southwest with a smile, as if he regarded the banquet hall as 37 and a half degrees: "Hello, handsome guy... alone? Let's go together?"

Lu Yinong's wretched appearance is just like Xiaoxin in Crayon Shin-Chan. Even Jia San'er, the grandson of Jia San'er, and He Fangyuan, the little boy, can't stand it anymore. This embarrassment is thrown to grandma's house, Lu Yinong Hurry up and wake up grandpa, all your daughter-in-law's friends are watching you! ! ! !

They were pulling Lu Yinong who didn't love him, and Da Chunzi at the side finally got angry, slapped the table, frowned and growled: "I'm leaving! Whoever the fuck wants to stay, stay!"

Gentleman Zhen Southwest took out a tissue and wiped the corners of his mouth politely, then followed Da Chunzi to pull out the chair and stand up, looking politely into Zhen Dongbei's eyes: "I don't agree. Take it easy, everyone..." After finishing speaking, he turned around and left, He didn't save face for his brother at all.

Zhen Southwest had planned this long ago, and deliberately chose to take his brother into the army today in front of everyone.

The embarrassing situation at the end was all thanks to Lu Yinong, but the person involved didn't even know it, what was called beauty and what was called a wave by waves of small wine, no one stopped him , he started to twist the big yangko on the running platform, and he still had plausible words in his mouth, "The big girl is beautiful, the big girl is lang..."

He Fangyuan was speechless.

Jia San'er supported his forehead.

In the blink of an eye, Lu Yinong, who was still singing and dancing freely on the stage just now, jumped behind He Fangyuan in an instant, like a ghost behind him, and almost scared He Fangyuan to death.

"You are the master, is it okay if you are the master? Can we sit down and relax for a while? Don't jump up and down like a monkey, Grandpa, we buddies can't afford to lose that person to you..."

He Fangyuan begged his grandpa to tell his grandma, but Lu Yinong suddenly took out a handful of beans from his trouser pocket and offered it to him. The former was stunned, and asked a drunkard in bewilderment, "What is this, Yi Nong?"

"Crotou." Lu Yinong was like a little sheep when he was drunk, he answered whatever you asked, he was very obedient.Grinning, he put the croton in his palm under He Fangyuan's nose, "Eat it, eat it, I'll kill your grandson to death after eating..."

"You, you black-hearted hoof!" He Fangyuan collapsed.

Jia San'er on the side was excited, the pair of good brothers finally fought against each other, what a joy! ! !

So, he picked up a glass of water with lightning speed and rushed towards He Fangyuan. The movement was extremely fast and in one go, he poured the croton in Lu Yinong's hand into He Fangyuan's mouth when he was speaking. Then he opened He Fangyuan's mouth and poured water into it, thinking he'd eaten it all, He grandson, after a while you'll fly straight into the sky hahaha...

With low IQ and no technical content, only players with pig brains like Lu Yinong, He Fangyuan, and Jia San'er can do it.

Lu Yinong is playing for fun, after all, he drank too much on the big day, it's understandable, why do you think He Fangyuan and Jia San'er are so drunk before they have even touched a drop of wine?The work is more fancy than Lu Yinong, this is not a thank-you banquet, it is obviously just a monkey show, the three men are still a show, the house is exposed, and the chickens and dogs are restless.

Zhen Dongbei has a good temperament, out of sight and out of mind, he is drunk even when he is in trouble, he loses face if he should, so it doesn't matter, he completely ignores the three monkeys running around the field behind him, sits At the table, he should eat and drink with his brother, so he told the waiter to stand outside the door and block the door, so as not to let the three rabies go crazy.

Otherwise, why did He Fangyuan and Lu Yinong wear the same underpants? He thought the same as Zhen Dongbei, and he lost his face anyway, and thinking that it was fake anyway, Yi Nong just played with Zhen Dongbei. Playing, so it doesn't matter. Since it doesn't matter, then do as you like, play as you like.

If you leave the gate today, who will know you tomorrow?I love jokes and don't make jokes, anyway, go ahead, I will go my way!

Of course, He Fangyuan, who was force-fed with croton by Jia San'er, couldn't suffer from being dumb. First, he pushed Lu Yinong, who had indirectly harmed him, and then ran towards Jia San'er, kicking him in vain, resentful Unable to continue chasing and chasing, suddenly stopped, Jia San'er, who was panting in front of her, raised her eyebrows, meaning why didn't she chase the thief Sun?

He Fangyuan ignored his provocation, and the film king pointed at the box door behind Jia San'er and shouted, "Second Master Jia!"

This voice is very useful for dealing with Jia San'er. I saw that the grandson immediately softened his calves when he heard the word Jia Er, and even made a big somersault with garlic under his feet. He Fangyuan looked at the time Unexpectedly, he rushed forward and threw Jia San'er down. Just as he raised his fist, he suddenly felt a puff from behind him, no good!

He Fangyuan shook off Jia San'er, clutched his buttocks and rushed into the bathroom. Lu Yinong didn't know if he came out later...

Jia San'er on the ground was able to get away, and then realized that he had just been tricked, so angry that he almost took off the door panel of the bathroom, but he endured it later, after all, there were still so many eyes watching.

"Second Lord, hehehe... male god... my male god... why are you here...?" Lu Yi shouted fiercely, losing all face in his face.

Jia Er really came this time. Jia San'er is very knowledgeable about current affairs. Before his brother could speak, he knelt down in public with a plop, and began to self-criticize pitifully: "I was wrong! I was really wrong Yes! I know I was wrong! I was wrong!!!"

Originally, he was right, but he was really wrong when he knelt in public.Therefore, being punished must be inevitable...

"I'm sorry for disturbing my younger brother. I'll take him away right away. Take it easy, everyone." After Jia Er finished speaking, he reached out and picked up Jia San'er's collar like a chick, and carried away his younger brother. , Chick Cub was paralyzed from fright, so pitiful, he wanted to cry but had no tears.

Croton worked hard, and He Fangyuan became the director of the toilet.Lu Yinong got drunk on alcohol, and his singing ability was very good. He sang one song after another while holding the microphone.

After drinking some wine, a buddy tentatively asked Zhen Dongbei: "Old Zhen, don't talk about Chunzi, our buddies don't understand..." This brother actually wanted to say that it doesn't matter if you don't like men, But what are you looking for?It's a price drop for you, except for Zhang's red lips and white teeth, other aspects can't be sold at all, but a man's good looks are useless?Can only be seen as a woman.

Zhen Dongbei's eyes were flat, as if he didn't take it to heart at all, he shook the creases on his eyelids, and said with a smile: "He has his good, but you don't know it."

"You really are crazy."

"It's either he or someone else. It just happens to be him."

"You think so."

"Fate is here, it's so wonderful..." Zhen Dongbei has been smiling all day, his words sound ordinary, but in fact they are infinite recognition of Lu Yinong.

He subconsciously turned his head and glanced at the stage. This idiot Lu Yinong was so hot that he unbuttoned two of the buttons on his gown, and the wig was also pulled off. It is estimated that the braces in his mouth were already taken by him. Where to throw it randomly, it's really promising.

If you don’t allow a person who doesn’t drink alcohol to evaporate from his body at that time, and sleep with the smell of alcohol all night, he will die of pain the next day.

There is emotion in his eyes, everyone else is human, he sees it very clearly, and he secretly thinks in his heart, the team can't stand wrong, after all, it's still a dear who sleeps in the same bed all day, how strong is the wind beside the pillow, Those who have experienced it all know that it will definitely be Da Chunzi and Xi Nan who will compromise in the end.

As for the topic, I turned this off, and there was a small climax after a while. Later, when the banquet was about to end, someone thought of He Fangyuan who was still squatting in the toilet. Zhen Dongbei asked them to go first. He Fangyuan himself Method.

He Fangyuan in the toilet was not drunk at all, so he heard it very clearly. Zhen Dongbei called Long Kuan on his mobile phone. He couldn't hear what Long Kuan said on the phone, but he heard from Zhen Dongbei It was enough to infer from Dongbei's words that Long Kuan refused to come to pick him up. For some reason, he was a little sad.

Obviously it was a dog he raised since he was a child, even if he beat him and scolded him, he still treated him well... Why did he run away suddenly?Don't even want the master?

He Fangyuan, who was sitting on the toilet with his bare buttocks running, became numb in his legs and feet, and the more he thought about it, the more noisy he became. Even Lu Yinong's grandson is married, and he is the only one who is alone. The servants have all run away. No one cares about him this time. , Stomach hurts to death, buttocks are about to fall off...

Thinking about the sadness coming from his heart, He Fangyuan, a glass-hearted young man, burst into tears without any image, which was really the icing on the cake for Lu Yinong and Zhen Dongbei's thank you banquet.

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