Marry First, Love Later

"What do you mean, you? You don't want to spend money???"

"Why don't I give you 20, buy it with your own money."

"Waiter——" He Fangyuan's voice hadn't finished yet, when Lu Yinong suddenly turned to call the clerk behind him, flaunting his might.

"Hello, sir. How can I help you?" Professional, polite.

"I have a check for 20 to buy your two pairs of underwear. Do you have a check for 19 to ask me?"

He Fangyuan: "..."

Hold!Are you sick?The clerks were all speechless, cursing Lu Yinong and He Fangyuan as gays in their hearts...

"Sorry, no! Why don't you try the one next door? Maybe they can give you a check for 19 yuan." Smiling, like an angel, who makes customers gods?Stupid customers are stupid gods, no way!

In the end, Lu Yinong and He Fangyuan rolled out of the CK store in disgrace. Maybe they were too annoying, but in the end the clerk treated them as crazy and said nothing to sell to them. Why did they ask? , Nothing is in stock, and there are no eyes.

"Dogs look down on people, they don't earn money! Stupid hat!!" Lu Yinong was indignant.

"Don't mind, don't mind, it's not worth it to get angry because of such a trivial matter. They won't sell it, and I still don't buy it, grandpa. Let's go to this nearby shop to spend and make them mad!"

Lu Yinong was more ruthless than He Fangyuan, and He Fangyuan just talked about it and said it was enjoyable, but he was fine, and rushed in directly. He was so awesome, and after he went in, he gesticulated in front of the stunned clerk: "This, this, that, There is also the inner one, don’t want this and that, wrap up the rest, order L size!”

Swallowing, the clerk in a black professional attire asked dumbfoundedly, "Is it true?"

"Of course it's true!" Someone actually doubted his determination to buy underpants?Furious, Lu Yinong took out the 20 check from his pocket and threw it on the cashier counter, saying angrily, "I have money, did you see the 20 check!"

He Fangyuan: "..."

roll!Roll as far as you can for labor and capital! ←This is the inner monologue of the clerk.

Of course, there is still a smile on his face, and he respectfully respects the God in front of him: "I'm sorry, all the styles in this store are large sizes, and there is no one in L size. Why don't you leave your contact information, and when it arrives tomorrow I'll let you know?"

idiot!

Lu Yinong roared, and was dragged out by He Fangyuan. Although he felt that Lu Yinong's behavior was a bit stupid, he still felt that those shop assistants who had money but didn't make money were even more stupid haha.

In the end, the underwear was not bought, so Lu Yinong and He Fangyuan adjusted their outfits by themselves, and then happily went upstairs to the salon.

The two of them are regular customers of this salon, so they are very familiar with the workers and teachers in the salon. When they come, the boss here is very happy, and he can kill the two of them again.

Soaking in the salon for a whole afternoon, blowing, cutting, washing, dyeing and ironing, my head is more ink-stained than a woman.

He Fangyuan made a durian head, Lu Yinong made a pineapple head, and the two paired with two B pencils. The owner of the salon praised him again and again. Gan Ming'er was put in a throwing shop as a signboard, and that guy was given to He Fangyuan and Lu Yi Nongmei, with snot bubbling all over the place.

He Fangyuan was wearing a flamboyant pink dress with a scorched yellow durian hair on his head. He delivered Lu Yinong, who was wearing a green suit and a pineapple head, to his door, and drove away in his flirty red car. Lu Yi felt good about himself. As soon as Nong entered the community compound of "Bihaiyuntian", the guards at the gate were shocked. Where did the washing, cutting and blowing non-mainstream come from?Too scary, right? ?

A middle-aged mother led her little daughter to the gate of the community courtyard. The five-year-old girl Pianzi was stunned by the pineapple on Lu Yinong's head, and pointed to his head and asked her mother, "Mom, Mom, look quickly, this uncle has pineapples growing on his head, so interesting."

The little girl's mother was embarrassed, and hurriedly told her daughter not to be so loud, it was embarrassing.

Lu Yinong didn't take it seriously, and took the initiative to point to his head in front of the little girl and said, "Isn't it cool? Look at it?"

The little girl blinked, looked at her mother and then at Lu Yinong, and then replied sincerely and laughed: "Hahaha, so ugly, so stupid and ugly haha... and there is one big die missing..."

"…………………"

"Ahaha, I'm sorry, children are ignorant, so don't take it seriously. Cool, cool! Very cool, very cool, haha, Tongtong is going to go with mom, dad is already anxiously waiting at the street corner..." The girl The mother's face was full of embarrassment, and she led her daughter to smear the soles of her feet.

Looking at the backs of the mother and daughter who were running like flying, Lu Yinong, who straightened his back, curled his lips and mocked, thinking that these two are also a pair of bumpkins, what do you know, his head is the most popular hairstyle this year, and it consumes them Five thousand oceans!

Thinking of this, he involuntarily took out the small mirror he had just bought, and looked left and right for three times, and felt that his hairstyle was so cool. When he walked down the street, he turned his head back and said that he was an imperial capital. Lu Shao is absolutely responsible for his beauty!

He and He Fangyuan are very fond of following the fashion of celebrities on TV. They don't even think about their long heads. Who are celebrities?Dressing coolly is because of the need for the stage, to attract people's attention.

The two of them are so fashionable like ordinary people, ordinary people don't think they are handsome, they just think it is grandstanding, and they are all crazy.

Lu Yinong sometimes has a thick skin, which is mainly manifested in his excellent psychological quality and narcissism. For example, the pineapple head he spent five thousand today, as long as he is a normal person, he will not think that Lu Yinong It's trendy.

But he doesn't care what others say or think, as long as he thinks he is handsome, he is handsome.

But the only fly in the ointment is that he lacks a big die!

In fact, he compromised later on, one thousand is one thousand, it is better than nothing, but for some reason, Zhen Dongbei took him to the dentist, did various checks, and finally got it done, it turned out to be dentures , is the kind of life that can be taken off.

Lu Yinong was very upset, Zhen Dongbei was eloquent, and said that he could use this kind of hook to take it off at any time, and when he had money, he could replace it with a top-notch porcelain tooth in one step, or else he would be inlaid now. Yes, you will have to suffer all kinds of punishments if you take it down in the future.

Lu Yinong thought it made sense, so he did it, but the teeth were not well made, he was uncomfortable wearing them, and he grinded his teeth on the bed. He had reacted to Zhen Dongbei many times, can you change it? It hurts so much.

Zhen Dongbei takes it off every time he says it hurts, anyway, he doesn't go out at home all day, there's no need to wear it all the time, don't be embarrassed, he doesn't laugh at him for missing a tooth.

Lu Yi is very angry, and he has to bow his head because he is under the eaves of others. Now he understands Zhen Dongbei, he is very special, and he is rigid, and he will never change the things he has decided.

He himself is easy to change, and his nature is hard to change. Even if the braces hurt to death, it can't stop him from wanting to go out and flirt!

He didn't blame He Fangyuan for cheating him for missing a tooth, he resented Zhen Dongbei for not changing him to a bed that didn't grind his teeth.

But it doesn't matter, he has money now, he can change it if he wants, and he doesn't have to look at Zhen Dongbei's face anymore, haha!

Humming a little tune, shaking his head and walking two steps in, he suddenly remembered something, he had to go home and drive the car back.

With He Fangyuan's encouragement just now, Lu Yinong had already made up his mind to fight a protracted war with his father, so he had to go back and get some things out.

The car is the first priority, and then put the dental implant on the agenda!

When he got out of the elevator, he was too lazy to even take out the key from his trouser pocket, so he had to ring the doorbell and force Zhen Dongbei to come out and open the door for him.

The doorbell rang more than twenty times, but there was still no movement in the room. Lu Yinong, who was carrying large and small parcels in his hand, lost his temper, and took out the key to open the door with a dark face.

As a result, when he entered the room and saw that Zhen Dongbei was at home but did not open the door for him, he blew up, threw the bags in both hands to the ground, and said angrily, "What do you mean, you? Why don't you open the doorbell when I ring it?? "

"Can't you drive it yourself?" Lu Yinong was furious after seeing Lu Yinong's new hairstyle!

"What can I drive? Didn't you see how many things I have in my hand???"

"Let's not argue, let's see the result."

"Zhen Dongbei, you grandson! Young master, I will buy you clothes with good intentions, and you won't even open the door when I come back???"

"What you can do in the future, try not to bother others. You should try to do everything yourself."

"Bah! It wasn't me who was wrongly appointed today! Don't lecture me! I went out to buy you something and asked you to open the door???"

Lu Yinong roared, and Zhen Dongbei began to be silent. Lu Yi was furious, and threw all the clothes and pants bought for Zhen Dongbei out of the door.

Zhen Dongbei was indifferent, Lu Yi Nong slammed the door and left, it was normal, the quarrel between the newlyweds was even more prosperous.

Ps: Baidu Pineapple Head, you will definitely be shocked!