Marry First, Love Later

Lu Yinong has a lot of stink problems.For example, regardless of going to bed early, afternoon or late, as long as he sleeps with his eyes closed, he must take off his clothes and sleep naked. Otherwise, he will suffer from migraines, so he never naps outside of the bed.

Qiu Zhanxiong had consulted a private doctor for his problem, and finally concluded that it was a mental illness, which was actually a bad habit from childhood.

But compared to his bad habit of "sleeping naked", his other bad habit is simply "unconscionable"! ! !

This is really hopeless. It's all due to his mother Lu Jinyao who died early. She was so obsessed with cleanliness. She had to wash her butt after every big size, and forcefully instilled in Lu Yinong that she had to use warm water after pooping. The thought of washing the ass to be clean.

So much so that Lu Yinong had the lofty consciousness of "don't let the fat and water flow out to outsiders" since he was a child. Basically, as long as he can hold back, this shit has to be taken home.

When Lu Yinong was in kindergarten, he suddenly had a bowel movement, and the teacher took him to the bathroom, but he refused to come out after going to the bathroom, and insisted on washing his butt with warm water. In the end, he had to notify his mother, Lu Jinyao.

Half an hour later, his mother arrived domineeringly, holding Lu Yinong's butt-washing basin and butt-wiping towel in her hand. The inside is scorched and the outside is tender, and the wall is aphasia.

Lu Yinong's class teacher approached Lu Jinyao tactfully to talk to him after he was busy. The basic idea is that it is not good for the child to have to wash his butt after defecating. It doesn't matter if he is young now. Have you entered the society to work in high school, university or even later?You can't help but participate in all entertainment activities, and you will never be in a place other than your home, right?

The teacher spoke earnestly, earnestly, and spat all over the place, only for Lu Yinong's mother to say "I see" lightly...

Although it is "I know", the mother still does her own way, and then the kindergarten teacher simply gave up correcting the child to persuade his mother in a fit of anger, what do you mother and child love!

At that time, Qiu Zhanxiong didn't pay attention to these small things in life. Washing, cooking and taking care of the children were all women's jobs. He only cared about making money outside, and devoted himself to his career.

result……

In the end, it was too late when he noticed his son's "sensuality" problem, the day lily was cold, and Lu Yinong couldn't change it at all.

The old man is so angry. When we meet again, he will scold his mother for not doing good deeds and not teaching children to learn well.

Lu Yinong, who finished convenience, had a tidy upper body and a big buttocks dangling out of the bathroom of the hospital. He was shameless and didn't know who he inherited. He was 26 years old, no matter if he was a man or a father and son. To avoid suspicion, isn't it?How could he just swing the bird and slip in front of his father?

"Dad, pass me the thermos bottle." Lu Yinong's special butt-washing basin is abundant, and he always prepares a set wherever he may stay.

"Dirty! Are you still shameless? How old are you and you are so shameless?"

Seeing the old man showing his power, Lu Yinong, who was bare buttocked, grinned happily, and took two steps forward on purpose, winking at his father: "It's not that I haven't seen it before, you haven't seen me?" Yes... Tell me, did you hold my dick in your mouth when I was a baby haha..."

"Bastard!" The old man made a big red face, but he just kissed him, and he was happy to have a precious son, that is his heart and treasure, Qiu Zhanxiong wished he could hug him and kiss him every day.

Baji Baji's own son, I don't know how rare it is.When Fei Fei was picked up, Lu Yinong's calf stiffened, and after a while, he pissed on his father's face once.

The old man didn't let go, he just accepted the boy's urine that his son rewarded him, he was still elated, he laughed and said that his precious son's boy's urine was sweet.

The "golden water" that dripped down his neck was not too dirty at all. He stretched his neck and took Lu Yinong's penis with golden beans hanging on it.

It was full of fatherly love.

"Hey, oh, I'm blushing, I'm right, hahaha..."

"Get out! Get out of here quickly, don't be an eyesore here."

"Tsk tsk tsk, play hard to get with me...?"

"…………"

"The boss is not a young person, why are you still saying what you mean!"

"……………………"

"What do you know, I'm called personality!"

"You are shameless!!!"

"Don't yell, don't yell, I'm still bare here, if you call the nurse here, you will misunderstand me to seduce you hahaha, anyway, it will be you, not me, who will be ashamed at that time hahaha..."

"Autumn is strong, I will make your dog's mouth unable to spit out ivory! See if I don't kill you, you little rascal!!!" Qiu Zhanxiong picked up a magnetic therapy pillow and headed towards him with a hippie smile Throwing the bird's son over, his chest heaved violently, and he finally understood, why did this wolf cub come to take care of him?It was clearly here to piss him off!

Lu Yinong dodged left and right, humming Fan Xiaoxuan's "Healthy Song", I twisted left and right...the old man's eyes were tearing apart, and he wanted to kill Lu Yinong, a shameless dude !

"Father, you are already in the hospital, why are you still so angry?" Seeing that his father was panting badly, Lu Yinong didn't want to hide, thinking about asking the master to slap him twice to relieve his anxiety, but he had nowhere to vent his anger In such a mood, he immediately put down the washbasin in his hand, and walked to the old man's bed with small lotus steps.

He is improving the old man's anti-shock and anti-stimulus ability step by step. If not, don't think that he dropped the big red book on the day of his in-laws. Didn't he lose his wife and lose his army?There is no Erliang sesame oil in the dog's stomach, and Lu Yinong has no great culture, and he abuses bad words all day long.

"I said what are you doing..." Sitting on the hospital bed, Lu Yinong supported his father and began to speak earnestly, "You only know about my problem? I have had it since I was a child, why do you keep talking about it? Let's talk about it , What kind of problem do I have, you don’t even know that He Fangyuan’s eccentricity is worse than mine hahaha, he was beaten up by his mother to grow into a big size, so he had to take off his pants to pull it out, if he didn’t take off his clothes I can suffocate to death but I can't pull it out hahahaha..."

Qiu Zhanxiong's face turned green when he heard this, he dared to say that fish look for fish, shrimp look for shrimp, they are really like a nest of snakes and rats!

Thinking about him, Qiu Zhanxiong, who started from nothing and is powerful, how could he give birth to such a wicked son who is careless and idle?

evil creature!Damn...

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