[Attack on Titan] Being a soldier is annoying

The day the holiday ended was also the first day of training. God was probably crying for me too. The first snow in winter was given to me.

When I opened the window, what I saw was a vast expanse of whiteness. I can imagine how happy the snow fell last night.The cold air hit my face like a slap, and my facial features shrank together due to the cold.The weather is cooling down quickly, and it is obviously not enough to wear only a thin shirt and jacket, and I will not use the three-dimensional mobile device today, I can wear thicker.

Although I am naturally active, I am naturally afraid of the cold.Last time, if I hadn't been in a hurry to save the little Haba in the lake, I would have finished a set of elementary school gymnastics to warm my body before going into the water.

Closing the window, I paced to the closet and started thinking about what I was going to wear.Considering the weather and the activity, my eyes searched through the suits.Can you wrap up in a blanket and go out?

Have you ever had this feeling, facing a wardrobe of clothes but not knowing what to wear, and then facing the wardrobe in a daze.I'm in this state now, I'm wrapped in a blanket and sitting on a chair looking at the closet like something, I haven't figured out how to dress myself to be chic, suave and unrestrained.

It wasn't until there was a knock on the door that I woke up like a dream. Like a caterpillar walking upright, I ran from the bedroom to the living room.Then I hung my throat and asked, "Who?"

"Oluya, I'm Erwin."

A man's mellow voice came from outside the door. It's not kind to let others stand outside and wait in the middle of winter, so I opened the door wrapped in a blanket.After the door was opened, the cold wind from outside was blowing, I shrank coldly and only felt a burst of urination, signaling for people outside to come in quickly, and I was ready to close the door after Erwin's long legs stepped into the room.

"boom--"

The door that was about to close was propped up, and I was taken aback for a moment, only to realize that there was a cute little huba behind Erwin.As soon as I saw his face that made me lose my appetite, I couldn't stop my spit, bubbling like boiling water.I put one hand on the door to keep Levi from coming in, chin up, squinting at him.

"Dogs and Levi are not allowed inside."

Erwin frowned when he saw that I was making things difficult for Levi again, he seemed to want to say something, but he shut up wisely after I gave him a hateful eye.I turned around and continued to look at the shorty Le, feeling like a local tyrant.It was very cold outside, I could see the breath I exhaled, the white mist dissipated in mid-air, Levi raised his eyes to meet my gaze, still with that dead face.

I look forward to the little Haba can refute me fiercely, and then I can justifiably shoot him!I definitely made his [-] points stand up!

However, the reality is always so skinny, every time I hope he can quarrel with me, he just stands there quietly like an old Shar Pei dog.Such an opponent is really disappointing, and should be immersed in a pig cage.And it's really cold with the door open now, after he sneezed at Levi in ​​an unrefined way, his facial expression finally became richer, and he also opened his mouth to shoot at me.

"As an instructor, you have been late for nearly three hours. You don't have any sense of shame? Maybe you don't know what shame is for someone like you who disregards discipline and regulations, but as a soldier commander, you are really dereliction of duty .”

I rubbed my nose, it's not a matter of a day or two for me to be dereliction of duty and have no sense of responsibility, otherwise why would you show up?I casually replied: "Oh, my dear soldier Levi, as your instructor and your master, being late is the exclusive right of this soldier commander, of course you don't have this right, and I just sneezed on you That's all, do you need to give me compulsory education all of a sudden?" I deliberately repeated the last word several times, my face full of embarrassment.

"Your bad behavior and irrational statements are really like a gangster from the underground street."

"I am much more senior than you, Captain. You are the Zhan Wu scum who climbed out of the underground street and wants to learn from me."

After hearing that Little Haba and I started confronting each other, Erwin immediately waved his hand between me and him, and he asked in a daze, "What's the matter, didn't the relationship between you two get better a few days ago? Do you often go shopping together?"

Me: "What gave you such a low-level and stupid delusion, my dear Erwin."

Levi: "Meeting such a willful and savage guy whose head is just for decoration, I think communication is more difficult than fighting outside the wall."

After listening to our bombardment, Erwin looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh. White mist gushed out of his mouth and then dissipated with the wind.There's some worry lurking in his dark blue eyes, but he doesn't say anything, just lets Levi in.I curled my lips in boredom, at least the man was brought by Erwin, it would be too much of a blow to Erwin if he was not allowed to enter the house, and it depends on the owner to beat the dog.

I ended up changing clothes, but I wasn't wearing a three-dimensional maneuver.It snowed heavily yesterday, and today the mountains must be covered with snow. It is very difficult to operate the three-dimensional mobile device. At least we have to wait until the snow has melted. Now we can only teach this little huba some other things, how to fight and so on. ...But I think it’s better to say it ten times than to do it once. I practice what I do.

but--

I really don't want to move, I don't want to move at all, and as long as I think of giving little Haba a one-on-one tutoring, I feel uncomfortable, like crawling with lice.Well, I'm pure bullshit.

The road outside the house was completely covered with snow, and when one stepped on it, there would be a creaking sound, and the whole person would sink a little.I'm difficult at times, I must admit to myself, because I'm getting sick right now.

"Since I am the instructor, soldier Levi, the first thing I ask you to do is to sweep away all the snow in front of the commander's door." Holding the hot water poured from the kettle, I pointed to the outside of the house I was very happy to give the order.

"Ouluya." The first one to speak out was not Little Haba, but Erwin beside him, with a trace of reproach in his tone.

"Then I lowered my requirements and shoveled out a clean road. It's already very kind. If I can't do it, I'll go back. I still want to sleep under the quilt." After saying this, I threw the back of my head at Erwin, I don't want to see his constipated expression.

Levi glanced out at the thick snow, and asked in a dull tone, "Where are the cleaning tools?"

"kitchen."

I pointed inside, and he went to the kitchen and took a shovel and broom and other things out. For him who is short-legged, clean, perverted, and a little expert, it is not difficult to sweep a clean path.I just need to move a stool to watch in the corridor. In fact, I did move a stool and sit outside the corridor to watch.

"Erwin, let's watch together." I greeted the people beside me while peeling and eating peanuts.

The head of the group looked at me helplessly. He always looked at me with the eyes of an elder looking at a junior, which contained an inexplicable emotion. This look actually made me uncomfortable.I prefer the way elementary school students look at college students, just like when he saw me chopping up giants, full of enthusiasm, shock, joy, and astonishment.

Without saying anything to me, Erwin walked down the steps to help Levi sweep the snow. The moment I saw him helping, I almost threw a peanut on Levi's head.Squeezing the peanut shells together with one hand, I watched the two of them shoveling snow harmoniously, and a raging fire burned in my chest.

Why why!

Furious, I walked down the steps, squatted down and made a snowball the size of a fist, and I called out to Levi, "Hey, Levi."

The pretty man who heard my voice paused his hand holding the shovel, and when he looked sideways, I just threw a snowball over it.

"Bam—"

Caught off guard, Levi was hit right on the ground, the snowball was torn apart on his paralyzed face, and the poor three-seventh point was covered with a lot of snow flakes.I grinned, and said in a strange way: "Hehe, my hands are slippery, I wanted to hit Erwin."

Anyone with a mental retardation knows that I'm a liar, because Erwin is on the right and Levi is on the left, and his hands won't slip to such an extent.

I mean I am proud, I am the captain and I am proud!

Levi stared at me silently for a while, he raised his hand to wipe off the snow dregs on his face, and then he squatted down and rolled a snowball.I quickly took a few steps back and took a defensive posture, no, no, in this case I should throw a few more snowballs, defense is not as good as attack!Thinking this way, just as I was about to squat down, he shot.

A big cloud of snow fell on the back of Erwin's head, yes, not my face.I stared blankly at Levi, who just gave me a faint wink in return.

Levi: "Didn't you want to smash Erwin, I smashed it for you."

Me: "A 30-year-old man, can you be more mature?"

Levi: "Do you think you're still a twelve or thirteen-year-old kid clamoring to build a snowman? If you want to play snowballs, go find those guys who have just joined the regiment and haven't gone out of the wall. They must be happy to accompany you Mentally handicapped commanders have fun."

Me: "I'm going to stuff snow into your dung-squirting mouth!"

Levi: "You should be rinsing your venomous mouth with snow."

Erwin, who was tragically shot from beginning to end, looked sadly at the misty mountains in the distance. He said: "The two are almost 60 years old together. Can you not play in the snow?" A snowball hit his righteous face.