[Attack on Titan] Being a soldier is annoying

Before I said anything, people from the gendarmerie came to show their presence angrily. Three soldiers shouted back the crowd arrogantly, and walked over with guns in their arms.Anything will go in a strange direction once the gendarmerie intervenes. In order to prevent them from shooting the little Haba, I bravely stepped out from the crowd and walked to his side.

Oh, the height difference of ten centimeters.

"Take back that stupid look on your face, do you think I did it?"

As soon as I walked to Little Haba's side, his deep voice came to my ears. He looked a little embarrassed. The embarrassed here just means that his shirt is wrinkled and his hair is messed up, not that his nose is bruised and his face is swollen.I knew at a glance that he must have fought with someone just now, but he hasn't caught the other party yet.It can be said with certainty that the one who escaped is the prisoner.Even with the definition in mind, I couldn't help teasing him.

"The 30-year-old man who is dissatisfied with desire is really scary. Passers-by ladies should be careful. I want to tell Erwin the good news. He will definitely wish to throw you outside the city to feed the giant."

Levi stared at me suspiciously, and was about to say something when he was interrupted brutally by a soldier of the Gendarmerie. He pointed his gun at the two of us and shouted loudly: "Shut up, you two Suspect, did you two team up in an attempt to rape|sexualize this lady!"

"Hey, little brother, open your eyes and see clearly. I'm a woman, and I'm not interested in women. If you want to catch me, just grab the one next to me. He has a fierce face. You can't be a good person at first glance. I But a good citizen... it hurts!"

Before I sold Levi, I was stepped on by him, and the back of my foot was numb. He glanced at me and said coldly: "It's better to sell Levi first than the random suspects here. The woman was taken to the hospital. Now she can't answer anything, she just screams."

Reminded by Levi, everyone's eyes were focused on that woman, the large piece of naked | exposed skin showed bruises, blood oozes from the corner of the cracked mouth, and the front hair was scratched and bald A small piece of it was obviously ravaged, and the luster in the eyes was gone, leaving only a void and gray.But because the lower body is covered by someone's clothes, it is not clear whether she has been violated or not.The members of the gendarmerie looked at each other, and then a tall boy came out with his gun in his arms. He picked up the woman and left.

The remaining two still pointed their guns at Levi, obviously not planning to let him go easily as a clue.I leaned close to the ear of the person next to me, and said with joy, "Hurry up and recruit, and say you did it."

Little Haba gouged me out with an eye knife, and then explained to the two soldiers: "I came to look after hearing the voice, and then I was attacked. There was no light in the alley at that time, and the prisoner was watching with his face covered. The face is not clear, so I can't testify to you."

"And then you're a prisoner," I added happily.

"If you have any intelligence, you should know how to do it." Someone pursed his lips and gave me an unhappy look.

I said seriously, "Well, to add insult to injury, I will report you."

Little Haba frowned, as if he was suppressing his emotions, not to throw me out.Well, I brought him out, so of course I have to be responsible if something goes wrong, oh, really, can't this guy calm down a bit!

I reached a consensus with my eyes, I looked at the muzzle of the gun aimed at Levi, and took two steps forward, I reached out with a smile and tried to push the muzzle of the gun away, so that we can talk calmly with the two little brothers of the Gendarmerie Talk, but the two little brothers obviously didn't appreciate it. They gave me a hard look and pointed their guns at me.It seems that it is not good to be soft, and it is probably useless to plead.I glanced at Levi, not sure if he understood me, but whether he understood or not, I shot.

He quickly slapped the gun away, and the soldier in front of him hurriedly pulled the trigger in surprise. With a "bang--" gunshot, all the onlookers were finally scared away.It's a pity that the bullet was aimed at the sky, I didn't have any pressure at all, and the soldier behind me was calmly settled by Levi.

Levi stood behind me and defended the back for me. He snatched all the guns from the opponent's hand and pointed the gun directly at his forehead.What a bad person, give me a thumbs up.

"You guys, are you going to fight against the Gendarmerie Corps! Tired of work!" The two poor boys were trembling with fright, but they still held back their pretense.

Levi poked the man's forehead with the muzzle of the gun very badly, and said impatiently: "If you don't do this, I won't be able to talk to you guys. Can you listen to me now, if you don't want to blow your head .”

In fact, Little Haba would not really shoot them to death. Although he had the courage, he would not cause Erwin such trouble.Yes, Levi and I wanted to go together, neither he nor I wanted to make a big deal, or Erwin would have a love-hate relationship with the Gendarmerie again.We were not at fault in the first place, so why bother, it would not be better to solve it secretly and happily!

Fortunately, the two members of the gendarmerie still had some IQ left, and they knew that they should bow their heads in front of the evil forces, so they nodded in humiliation.

Levi is very good at satirizing other people's IQ around the bush, and then expressing clearly what he wants to explain. I think his language skills must be full.It took a little time to explain his matter clearly, but he still aimed the gun at the soldier's forehead.

"You mean, you are saving people, and the real prisoner has escaped?" One of the soldiers whose IQ was finally on the line came to a conclusion, although he still looked a little bit unconvinced.

"I think I've explained it clearly enough, and I'll go find the culprit. Don't show such a surprised expression. If you two don't believe me, I'm a suspect. I won't feel comfortable if I don't get rid of this charge." Li Will said these words like a black boss, and then returned the gun to the stunned soldier.

"But, but..." The second fool soldier looked at him expectantly.

"Don't worry, all the benefits of catching the prisoner belong to you, we just need to get rid of the crime. Anyway, you two can't beat us." I'm really sorry, I'm such a real person.

The two soldiers looked at each other and lowered their heads in frustration. The two soldiers didn't look very old, and they were no match for shameless adults like us.So, the two of them were fooled into forming a united front with us, and together we pulled out that damned prisoner.But I estimate that this prisoner will not be caught within a day or two, because he knows that he has been exposed, so he will hide deeper than usual.

Soldiers from these two gendarmerie regiments are in charge of security patrols in this area, so we agreed to meet at the scene of the incident at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning.Generally speaking, when the alliance has reached this part, it is necessary to tell each other's names, but Levi and I don't want to say our names.Those two naive soldiers had already told us their names, but I couldn’t remember them because they were too long, so I’ll just call them Amao and Agou.

"Speaking of which, you have to tell us the names of both of you." Mao gave Levi a weak look, obviously he didn't want to be poked in the forehead by a dwarf anymore.

I immediately said: "The name is a code name, right? It's like you are a cat and he is a dog. The same goes for me and this guy. I am Gao Le Gao and he is Shorty Le!"

A-Mao: ​​"Who is A-Mao! It's completely wrong! I must have said my name!"

Ah Gou: "Who is Ah Gou! If you can't remember the name, just say it! Gao Le Gao and Shorty Le are unexpectedly suitable for you two."

Little Haba: "Can you stop your bad behavior that breaks through the sky, I really want to kick you into the river to clear your mind."

Me: "We are partners, you can't be so ruthless and unreasonable. I'm helping you."

Little Haba: "Help me increase my negative emotions?"

I nodded seriously, Levi turned around and left, watching the little figure go further and further, I greeted Amao and Gou and chased after him.Young people are so foolish, it's simply unreasonable to let the suspect Levi run away without detaining him.

Stepping over to catch up with the little short leg, I said: "Hey, you have fought that prisoner before, and if he can escape from you, it shows that he has some skills."

"That guy is as cunning as a mouse in the ditch. When he was at a disadvantage, he made a very smart judgment, pretending to turn around and kill the woman, so that I could not catch him because I was saving people. And obviously, His skills are developed through systematic training. It is impossible for ordinary civilians and gangsters to use this kind of more orthodox tricks. Maybe he used to be a trainer, and then quit the team for some reason. When fighting, I twisted It's probably his left hand, but looking for someone based on this alone is just looking for a needle in a haystack."

Levi patiently said some speculations and clues that he hadn't said before, it seems that his mind is still very clear.Why not tell these clues to Mao and Gou, I think it is because he despises the IQ and mobility of the two children.The crimes in an area are handled by the military police patrolling in that area. If it is not a shocking case, the military police will not unite.

So we couldn't bring out a large number of soldiers to do a kind of carpet search to find a man with a broken wrist, which is not realistic.

In terms of manpower and material resources, it is a bit difficult to catch that prisoner, but it is not hopeless.I'm going to the hospital tomorrow to see that woman, hoping to find out something.

After all, there is my genius ==+.

"Levi, you don't need to tell Erwin about this."

"I'm not used to going around talking about being a suspect."

"That's great, let's solve this troublesome matter silently. You are such a troublesome little goblin, and I will wipe your ass for the murdered captain. You have to remember that the captain is so kind. "

"You're obviously only doing this because the holidays are boring and you want to have some fun. Don't put on a good face and remind yourself how kind you are, you free-wheeling lunatic."

"You dwarf who can't grow again."

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