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Chapter 81 498 – Box of Condoms
The thin man turned his head and stared at them dissatisfied, then moved his buttocks with the bench to make way for them.
Seeing his dissatisfied eyes, the burly man directly slapped him on the head, "Look at your beating nature, did you lose?"
The little head on one of the round tables laughed loudly, "I guess I won't have any underpants for a while."
The big man smiled, turned to Wen Luo and Lian Xiao and said, "Let's go, let's go up."
Wen Luo timidly followed behind Lian Xiao, stepping on the wooden ladder to the second floor.
This wooden ladder seems to be just a tool for the first and second floors to go up and down. Except for a few boards connected in the middle, there are no barriers at the front and back, as if you can step on the ground if you don't pay attention.
Wen Luo silently followed up to the second floor, and the big man led the two of them to a room.
There was no one living in the room for an unknown period of time, and a burst of dust rushed towards him, choking Wen Luo to cough again and again.
The big man kicked open the door and glanced at the room. He said cheerfully, "It's been a long time since I've cleaned it, so I'll just leave it at that. We can give you a discount on the room rate."
"No, if you feel sorry, just buy us something to eat."
Lian Xiao frowned, obviously dissatisfied with such a dirty place, but he also knew that there was nothing to be picky about going out, so he waved his hands to show the big man a gesture of going out.
The big man's eyes lit up, and he immediately ordered: "Okay, okay, our family has a lot of food, wait for Ha to bring it up."
Seeing him, Wen Luo immediately went downstairs, pinched his nose and said, "Are we here in a paradise?"
He didn't reply all night, walked over and opened all the windows in the room, as if he wanted to get some air.
Wen Luo was not idle either, he roughly swept the dust with a chicken wool blanket, made the bed, and then fell down on the bed, exhausted and paralyzed.
"stand up."
Lian Xiao looked at the person lying on the bed, frowned in dissatisfaction, and kicked Wen Luo's calf with his toe.
Wen Luo sat up abruptly: "What are you doing...I'm so sleepy..."
Lian Xiao frowned in disgust: "Go take a shower, it's so dirty."
Wen Luo rolled his eyes, "Your ancestor's obsession with cleanliness has committed another crime, have you lived in this room and still think I'm dirty?"
Lian Xiao was silent for a while, and said, "Go to the bathroom."
Wen Luo's temper immediately came up: "If you don't go, I won't wash it, what can you do to me!"
With that said, Wen Luo took off his shoes, stretched his hands and feet, hugged the bed, and lay on it like a bat.
Lian Xiao couldn't help but sighed, hesitated for a moment, grabbed the man by the collar and took off his clothes.
"Ouch, I'm going...for the night...what are you doing!!!"
Wen Luo didn't pay attention for a while, and was pushed down on the bed by him and took off his coat. His two feet were riding on him for a long time, and he couldn't exert his strength. Wen Luo cried out without tears: "I want to sue you for rape Man... Bah, boy! Let go of me!"
Lian Xiao didn't care about the buzzing sound in his ears, and his hands continued to move, "Since you won't go, I'll strip you naked and throw you out."
"Wow! Lian Xiao! How dare you!"
"you try?"
When the big man came up with a plate of things, he saw the door open from afar, Lian Xiao sat on the bed and sat Wen Luo under him, his shirt had been stripped off, and his hands were still on the waistband of the man.
The 1.8-meter burly man was struck by lightning, and he froze in place for a long time without regaining his senses.
As if feeling the scorching gaze, Lian Xiao turned his head to look at the big man standing at the door, raised his eyebrows, and said without blushing or panting: "Put the things on the table and you can go."
Wen Luo also saw the surprised look on the big man's face, and couldn't help but grabbed the pillow and covered his head.
Damn, it's so fucking embarrassing...
The big man came in and put down his things, his eyes wandered over the place with open windows and doors, and he reminded him kindly: "Although I know you city people are very good at playing, but we think the windows and doors are It should still be closed."
He was ashamed to talk about his immorality, so he had no choice but to say it tactfully.
Lian Xiao raised her eyebrows: "Get lost!"
The big man immediately walked out with his shoulders hunched, and closed the door kindly.
After a while, he suddenly turned his head and said, "By the way, do you need condoms? We have them here. They're not expensive. They cost 58 each, and a box only costs 498! M
This uncle... was quite fluent in Mandarin when he advertised...
"Damn it, 58 is not expensive, you are fucking robbing!" Wen Luo threw away the pillow subconsciously after hearing this, and went back and forth.
Lian Xiao glanced at him with interest.
Wen Luo suddenly realized that he was stupid again, blushing and said: "Damn, don't buy it! Get out!"
It's stupid, I was almost led astray by this big guy, he didn't really want to do anything with Lian Xiao!Why did you buy that thing?
The big man pursed his lips and said: "You can't say that, the condoms here are not ordinary condoms, but the ones that are of good quality and very cool...
It will definitely give you a texture experience, the golden gun will not fall, and there will be no return..."
Wen Luo suddenly turned pale with anger, "Go away! I don't need it!"
The big man shook his head and said with a smile: "You two young children, you don't have any safety awareness at all. If you get sick, what can you do..."
Lian Xiao narrowed his eyes and nodded: "It makes sense."
Wen Luo: "???"
Lian Xiao: "Then get a box, settle the bill, and give it when you check out."
Wen Luo: "!!!"
The big man immediately flattered and said: "Okay, okay, the young man is great! His eyes are amazing! He is awesome!"
As he said that, he took out a box of condoms from his clothes bag and threw it to Lian Xiao, and then closed the door with a "swish" sound to isolate himself from the outside. "Damn it, I really met an idiot, and I'm willing to buy it...you're so stupid..."
The chattering voice of the big man gradually disappeared.
Wen Luo stared at Lian Xiao with staring eyes, then glanced over to see the condom in his hand, stared at him and said: "Damn it is clearly an ordinary condom! It sells for 28 a box on the market, and it's fucking 498 for you! "
Uh, no... His focus doesn't seem to be this place...
Lian Xiao narrowed his eyes and said, "How do you know how much is sold in the market? Have you ever bought it?"
"Uh... this..." Wen Luo scratched his head, it's not that he deliberately concealed it, it's just that he had worked part-time in a supermarket before and sold this brand, so of course he knew it.
"Hey, that's not right...why did you buy it?"
Wen Luo came to his senses and stared at Lian Xiao. It's fine that the big man misunderstood, but this time Lian Xiao really thought he was an early bird and rushed to buy it?
Lian Xiao smiled, and said calmly, "It's fun."
Wen Luo: "Damn it, the evil capitalists..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Wen Luo felt the hand on his buttocks ready to move again.
"Fuck, stay up all night, stop and go! I'll wash it! I'll wash it! Can't I do it myself!"
Wen Luo was really afraid that if he continued like this, he would really be stripped naked by the old man Lian Xiao.
Lian Xiao let go of his hand, showing a slightly disappointed expression, but he didn't make things difficult for Wen Luo anymore.
Seeing that the weight on his body disappeared, Wen Luo turned over and jumped up, grabbed his clothes and ran to the bathroom.
Lian Xiao put the condom in his hand in the bag, and couldn't help but think: Maybe... it really works...
This small bungalow is a bit worn out, but fortunately, there are all kinds of toiletries and hot water in the bathroom.
After taking a bath, Wen Luo was honest this time, wrapped himself up tightly, and then walked out with slippers on.
Lian Xiao was sitting on the bed and fiddling with his mobile phone. Seeing Wen Luo come out, he couldn't help chuckling: "Are you making zongzi?"
Wen Luo glared at him angrily, scanned the room, and said hesitantly, "Go and get the quilt for me."
Lian Xiao said coldly, "What are you doing?"
Wen Luo: "It's the floor, didn't you see that there is only one bed? You won't let me sleep on the same bed with you, will you?"
Lian Xiao: "...It's okay."
Wen Luo's eyes widened, "Tell me you're joking."
Lian Xiao: "...We are husband and wife, so is it any wonder that we slept together?"
Wen Luo?? "..." What kind of bastard is this damn talking?
Is this something Lian Xiao can say?
Wen Luo recalled the ice cube face in his previous life, and every time he saw him, he was tired of the three-in-a-row fight: get out, go away, shameless.
But now Lian Xiao actually stood in front of him and said: It's okay! ! !
Certainly not!Isn't this fucking nonsense?Where did you put your dislike for me?
After struggling for a long time, Wen Luo said: "Lian Xiao, you, you, you...don't you go against evil?"
Lian Xiao: "..."
"Get out." Lian Xiao frowned, and simply pulled Wen Luo onto the bed, his voice was cold and stiff.
Wen Luo was taken aback, his body stiffened for a moment, and then he was pulled onto the bed.
"Could it be that you think I'll still force you?" Lian Xiao pulled the quilt over Wen Luo, with indifference in his eyes: "Don't worry, I don't have this hobby, I'll sleep with you."
Wen Luo secretly wrapped her little padded jacket tightly.
Lian Xiao stood up and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
Wen Luo wrapped the quilt tightly in a daze in the bed.
He felt his little heart beating "thud" and "thump", and his head was already a ball of paste.
Lianxiao in this life seems to always change inadvertently. Could it be because of the guilt he felt towards himself in the previous life, so Lianxiao in this life seems a little bit smarter?
Wen Luo felt that he needed to re-examine this man.
Could it be... In fact, he doesn't have that much hatred for himself?
No, no... In his last life, he was the one who drove himself out of the Lian family, so it's impossible for him to have a memory disorder!
Wen Luo gritted his teeth, he must have some purpose!He couldn't trust this man so easily!Wasn't he buried in the hands of this person and Qi Nanyi in his previous life?
"What do you think?"
Lian Xiao walked towards him wrapped in a bath towel while wiping her hair.
"It's nothing."
Wen Luo covered his head and shrank into the bed.
This night, he tossed and turned...a sleepless night...
Seeing his dissatisfied eyes, the burly man directly slapped him on the head, "Look at your beating nature, did you lose?"
The little head on one of the round tables laughed loudly, "I guess I won't have any underpants for a while."
The big man smiled, turned to Wen Luo and Lian Xiao and said, "Let's go, let's go up."
Wen Luo timidly followed behind Lian Xiao, stepping on the wooden ladder to the second floor.
This wooden ladder seems to be just a tool for the first and second floors to go up and down. Except for a few boards connected in the middle, there are no barriers at the front and back, as if you can step on the ground if you don't pay attention.
Wen Luo silently followed up to the second floor, and the big man led the two of them to a room.
There was no one living in the room for an unknown period of time, and a burst of dust rushed towards him, choking Wen Luo to cough again and again.
The big man kicked open the door and glanced at the room. He said cheerfully, "It's been a long time since I've cleaned it, so I'll just leave it at that. We can give you a discount on the room rate."
"No, if you feel sorry, just buy us something to eat."
Lian Xiao frowned, obviously dissatisfied with such a dirty place, but he also knew that there was nothing to be picky about going out, so he waved his hands to show the big man a gesture of going out.
The big man's eyes lit up, and he immediately ordered: "Okay, okay, our family has a lot of food, wait for Ha to bring it up."
Seeing him, Wen Luo immediately went downstairs, pinched his nose and said, "Are we here in a paradise?"
He didn't reply all night, walked over and opened all the windows in the room, as if he wanted to get some air.
Wen Luo was not idle either, he roughly swept the dust with a chicken wool blanket, made the bed, and then fell down on the bed, exhausted and paralyzed.
"stand up."
Lian Xiao looked at the person lying on the bed, frowned in dissatisfaction, and kicked Wen Luo's calf with his toe.
Wen Luo sat up abruptly: "What are you doing...I'm so sleepy..."
Lian Xiao frowned in disgust: "Go take a shower, it's so dirty."
Wen Luo rolled his eyes, "Your ancestor's obsession with cleanliness has committed another crime, have you lived in this room and still think I'm dirty?"
Lian Xiao was silent for a while, and said, "Go to the bathroom."
Wen Luo's temper immediately came up: "If you don't go, I won't wash it, what can you do to me!"
With that said, Wen Luo took off his shoes, stretched his hands and feet, hugged the bed, and lay on it like a bat.
Lian Xiao couldn't help but sighed, hesitated for a moment, grabbed the man by the collar and took off his clothes.
"Ouch, I'm going...for the night...what are you doing!!!"
Wen Luo didn't pay attention for a while, and was pushed down on the bed by him and took off his coat. His two feet were riding on him for a long time, and he couldn't exert his strength. Wen Luo cried out without tears: "I want to sue you for rape Man... Bah, boy! Let go of me!"
Lian Xiao didn't care about the buzzing sound in his ears, and his hands continued to move, "Since you won't go, I'll strip you naked and throw you out."
"Wow! Lian Xiao! How dare you!"
"you try?"
When the big man came up with a plate of things, he saw the door open from afar, Lian Xiao sat on the bed and sat Wen Luo under him, his shirt had been stripped off, and his hands were still on the waistband of the man.
The 1.8-meter burly man was struck by lightning, and he froze in place for a long time without regaining his senses.
As if feeling the scorching gaze, Lian Xiao turned his head to look at the big man standing at the door, raised his eyebrows, and said without blushing or panting: "Put the things on the table and you can go."
Wen Luo also saw the surprised look on the big man's face, and couldn't help but grabbed the pillow and covered his head.
Damn, it's so fucking embarrassing...
The big man came in and put down his things, his eyes wandered over the place with open windows and doors, and he reminded him kindly: "Although I know you city people are very good at playing, but we think the windows and doors are It should still be closed."
He was ashamed to talk about his immorality, so he had no choice but to say it tactfully.
Lian Xiao raised her eyebrows: "Get lost!"
The big man immediately walked out with his shoulders hunched, and closed the door kindly.
After a while, he suddenly turned his head and said, "By the way, do you need condoms? We have them here. They're not expensive. They cost 58 each, and a box only costs 498! M
This uncle... was quite fluent in Mandarin when he advertised...
"Damn it, 58 is not expensive, you are fucking robbing!" Wen Luo threw away the pillow subconsciously after hearing this, and went back and forth.
Lian Xiao glanced at him with interest.
Wen Luo suddenly realized that he was stupid again, blushing and said: "Damn, don't buy it! Get out!"
It's stupid, I was almost led astray by this big guy, he didn't really want to do anything with Lian Xiao!Why did you buy that thing?
The big man pursed his lips and said: "You can't say that, the condoms here are not ordinary condoms, but the ones that are of good quality and very cool...
It will definitely give you a texture experience, the golden gun will not fall, and there will be no return..."
Wen Luo suddenly turned pale with anger, "Go away! I don't need it!"
The big man shook his head and said with a smile: "You two young children, you don't have any safety awareness at all. If you get sick, what can you do..."
Lian Xiao narrowed his eyes and nodded: "It makes sense."
Wen Luo: "???"
Lian Xiao: "Then get a box, settle the bill, and give it when you check out."
Wen Luo: "!!!"
The big man immediately flattered and said: "Okay, okay, the young man is great! His eyes are amazing! He is awesome!"
As he said that, he took out a box of condoms from his clothes bag and threw it to Lian Xiao, and then closed the door with a "swish" sound to isolate himself from the outside. "Damn it, I really met an idiot, and I'm willing to buy it...you're so stupid..."
The chattering voice of the big man gradually disappeared.
Wen Luo stared at Lian Xiao with staring eyes, then glanced over to see the condom in his hand, stared at him and said: "Damn it is clearly an ordinary condom! It sells for 28 a box on the market, and it's fucking 498 for you! "
Uh, no... His focus doesn't seem to be this place...
Lian Xiao narrowed his eyes and said, "How do you know how much is sold in the market? Have you ever bought it?"
"Uh... this..." Wen Luo scratched his head, it's not that he deliberately concealed it, it's just that he had worked part-time in a supermarket before and sold this brand, so of course he knew it.
"Hey, that's not right...why did you buy it?"
Wen Luo came to his senses and stared at Lian Xiao. It's fine that the big man misunderstood, but this time Lian Xiao really thought he was an early bird and rushed to buy it?
Lian Xiao smiled, and said calmly, "It's fun."
Wen Luo: "Damn it, the evil capitalists..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Wen Luo felt the hand on his buttocks ready to move again.
"Fuck, stay up all night, stop and go! I'll wash it! I'll wash it! Can't I do it myself!"
Wen Luo was really afraid that if he continued like this, he would really be stripped naked by the old man Lian Xiao.
Lian Xiao let go of his hand, showing a slightly disappointed expression, but he didn't make things difficult for Wen Luo anymore.
Seeing that the weight on his body disappeared, Wen Luo turned over and jumped up, grabbed his clothes and ran to the bathroom.
Lian Xiao put the condom in his hand in the bag, and couldn't help but think: Maybe... it really works...
This small bungalow is a bit worn out, but fortunately, there are all kinds of toiletries and hot water in the bathroom.
After taking a bath, Wen Luo was honest this time, wrapped himself up tightly, and then walked out with slippers on.
Lian Xiao was sitting on the bed and fiddling with his mobile phone. Seeing Wen Luo come out, he couldn't help chuckling: "Are you making zongzi?"
Wen Luo glared at him angrily, scanned the room, and said hesitantly, "Go and get the quilt for me."
Lian Xiao said coldly, "What are you doing?"
Wen Luo: "It's the floor, didn't you see that there is only one bed? You won't let me sleep on the same bed with you, will you?"
Lian Xiao: "...It's okay."
Wen Luo's eyes widened, "Tell me you're joking."
Lian Xiao: "...We are husband and wife, so is it any wonder that we slept together?"
Wen Luo?? "..." What kind of bastard is this damn talking?
Is this something Lian Xiao can say?
Wen Luo recalled the ice cube face in his previous life, and every time he saw him, he was tired of the three-in-a-row fight: get out, go away, shameless.
But now Lian Xiao actually stood in front of him and said: It's okay! ! !
Certainly not!Isn't this fucking nonsense?Where did you put your dislike for me?
After struggling for a long time, Wen Luo said: "Lian Xiao, you, you, you...don't you go against evil?"
Lian Xiao: "..."
"Get out." Lian Xiao frowned, and simply pulled Wen Luo onto the bed, his voice was cold and stiff.
Wen Luo was taken aback, his body stiffened for a moment, and then he was pulled onto the bed.
"Could it be that you think I'll still force you?" Lian Xiao pulled the quilt over Wen Luo, with indifference in his eyes: "Don't worry, I don't have this hobby, I'll sleep with you."
Wen Luo secretly wrapped her little padded jacket tightly.
Lian Xiao stood up and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
Wen Luo wrapped the quilt tightly in a daze in the bed.
He felt his little heart beating "thud" and "thump", and his head was already a ball of paste.
Lianxiao in this life seems to always change inadvertently. Could it be because of the guilt he felt towards himself in the previous life, so Lianxiao in this life seems a little bit smarter?
Wen Luo felt that he needed to re-examine this man.
Could it be... In fact, he doesn't have that much hatred for himself?
No, no... In his last life, he was the one who drove himself out of the Lian family, so it's impossible for him to have a memory disorder!
Wen Luo gritted his teeth, he must have some purpose!He couldn't trust this man so easily!Wasn't he buried in the hands of this person and Qi Nanyi in his previous life?
"What do you think?"
Lian Xiao walked towards him wrapped in a bath towel while wiping her hair.
"It's nothing."
Wen Luo covered his head and shrank into the bed.
This night, he tossed and turned...a sleepless night...
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