After I crossed over, I was pregnant with the cub of a rich and powerful boss

?? After Jiang Miao finished speaking, everyone was shocked, as if they were wondering whether Jiang Miao had a low IQ or Gu Nanze had a low IQ.

??But it is impossible for Gu Nanze to be in this position because he has a low IQ. He should have his own considerations.

??Gu Nanze didn't say a word, and soon everyone found a reasonable explanation for him.

?? When I went back at night, Jiang Miao found that there was no dishwasher in the house. "Do I have to wash it myself?"

?? Jiang Miao slumped on the sofa, "I cook, you wash the pot."

??Staff: "Buying vegetables and cooking are balanced, and washing pots and dishes must be divided and cooperated together."

?? Jiang Miao glanced at the staff, "Aren't you all off work? Still filming at night?"

??Jiang Miao scratched her head speechlessly, "I hate washing dishes the most."

?? Gu Nanze picked up the big ones, a pot for stewing vegetables and a pot for cooking rice. The remaining two bowls, a soup spoon, a rice spoon and two pairs of chopsticks.

?? Jiang Miao looked at Gu Nanze and then at the things in his hand, "You are quite good at it. Take away the easy ones and give me the bad ones."

?? Gu Nanze looked down at the things in their hands. There were dried rice grains sticking to the cooking pot. It was hard to clean it off. There was a layer of greasy pumpkin or mashed potatoes sticking to the bottom of the cooking pot. Yes, it's not easy to clean. Look at the bowl in Jiang Miao's hand. It's very clean, almost as long as you wash it with water.

??Gu Nanze handed the pot in his hand to Jiang Miao, "I'll change it with you."

??Jiang Miao didn't pick it up and changed places with him.

??Jiang Miao didn't clean the dishes at home before crossing. There is a dishwasher at home, which can solve all problems. Who would have thought that the program group would not have a dishwasher.

?? He squeezed some dishwashing liquid with a dishwashing sponge, rubbed it on the bottom of the pot twice, and foamed up. "Look, the pot is easier to clean because it's big, so it's easy to clean."

?? Jiang Miao confidently used a sponge to coat the bottom of the pot with a layer of foam. After rinsing it off with water, what was on the pot is still there now, except that there is a layer of oil missing, and the sticky vegetable puree is still tight Adhere tightly to the bottom of the pan.

?? Jiang Miao groaned dissatisfiedly, "I can't take this pot anymore."

??Gu Nanze saw how he was moaning now, and thought of how he burned Jiang Miao's pot in the place where Jiang Miao lived, and Jiang Miao angrily asked him to pay for the pot, so he couldn't help chuckling One sound.

?? Jiang Miao tilted her head to look at him, "Are you laughing at me?"

?? "No, I just thought of something happy." Gu Nanze switched places with him again, and handed him the clean bowl just now, "I'll wash you."

"Okay." Jiang Miao washed the foam off the top of the bowl, tilted his head and watched Gu Nanze brush the pot, Gu Nanze changed a tool, a brush, "Where did you find it?"

??Gu Nanze pointed to a pile of tools hanging on the wall, "Didn't you see it just now? I don't think you have a low IQ, and your eyesight is not good."

?? Jiang Miao snorted, "Don't be too complacent, tomorrow you will be a person with a low IQ."

?? Gu Nanze handed him the pot, "That's good too, so you can see directly how low your IQ is."

?? Jiang Miao took it and rinsed off the foam on the top, looked at the smooth bottom of the pot, "I feel that the bottom of the pot is shining like this."

?? Gu Nanze pressed the back of his head, "If you get closer, you can still see a mentally handicapped person."

??Jiang Miao quickly turned his head away, and squeezed the pot towards Gu Nanze's eyes, "Look where is that retarded man?"

?? Gu Nanze took the pot in his hand and hung it on a hook on the wall, "Believe it or not, the audience will definitely feel cheated after the show is broadcast."

?? "Why?" Jiang Miao asked, "Our show is so good. There is not even a script. Every movement and every expression of mine is the most authentic."

?? "What's the name of the show?" Gu Nanze asked him.

?? "Let's get a divorce." Jiang Miao answered him.

"You're behaving like you're on a honeymoon today." Gu Nanze leaned closer to his ear, about to kiss but didn't touch it completely, and said in his ear with a vaguely kissing look: "It won't be long Alright, go to sleep."

?? Jiang Miao's ears were itchy and trembling, "Don't get so close!"

??Jiang Miaote was afraid that Gu Nanze would pick him up and bring him into the room to do this and that. He went to the room to see at night. There was also a camera in the room, and it was the kind of camera that could follow his movements. I don't want people all over the country to watch him being forced to love by Gu Nanze!

?? Jiang Miao ran into his room and looked at the camera on the table. He wanted to change his clothes, and he was not used to being watched while sleeping.

??He directly covered the camera with his clothes, but he also felt awkward, took the clothes to the bathroom, and came out of the bathroom after taking a shower and getting dressed.

?? Jiang Miao lay on the bed and let out a satisfied sigh, "It's so comfortable!"

?? He turned over after speaking. He couldn't help humming when he was comfortable, especially today after being tired all day. His back hurts. After lying down, he felt comfortable all over. He hummed hard twice, lying on the bed After rolling twice, I wrapped myself in a quilt and went to sleep.

?? When he woke up the next day, it was ten o'clock in the morning. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a camera filming his face. Scratching his stomach, he got out of bed slowly, and every time he took a step, the slippers rubbed against the ground, making a scraping sound.

?? Gu Nanze frowned and looked at him, "Pick up your feet and walk."

?? When Jiang Miao first got up, he looked like a boneless person, and his mind was not very clear. He lay on Gu Nanze's back, "I can't lift it, how much strength do you expect a weak little Shou to have?"

"Be sober, this is not home." Gu Nanze didn't push him away, and enjoyed the feeling of him leaning on his back, so he dragged him downstairs and went to the kitchen to serve him a bowl of porridge.

?? Jiang Miao woke up instantly when he smelled the porridge, "Where did you get the rice?"

?? Gu Nanze: "That sister of yours gave it."

?? "Sister?" Jiang Miao was a little slow to react now, "Are you talking about Adou?"

?? Gu Nanze: "Well, he said that Chu Shuang saw that I didn't buy rice yesterday, so he brought us a bowl and two cucumbers, and made a cucumber."

?? "Damn, that means we can't go to the market every day. Others have bought ingredients for several days, but you only bought ingredients for one night? Have you been acting mentally retarded since yesterday? Can you Really dedicated, tell me, where did you hide the script?"

??Gu Nanze: "It's because the program team didn't make it clear. It's really time to change a group of people."

?? Jiang Miao looked at him, "I understand. Every time someone does something that dissatisfies you, you say that the other person's IQ is low. If you do something that dissatisfies you, you start Pass the blame to others."

?? Gu Nanze glanced at him, "Do you want to eat? Shut up if you want to eat."

"Eat, I'll shut up, I'll shut up." Jiang Miao quickly picked up the bowl to eat.

?? Jiang Miao was thinking about when they would start exchanging, or now, when the staff came to issue tasks for them.

??Jiang Miao received two mission cards, "Do you have two missions today?"

?? He opened the first task card, "Today's task is to wash each other's clothes that were changed yesterday."

?? Jiang Miao pinched the card and fanned the wind, "I changed the pants, top, and socks yesterday, oh yes, there are also underwear, but they are gone. What about you?"

??Gu Nanze glanced at him, "It's about the same as you."

"Then I'm at a loss, your clothes are one size bigger than mine, you're taller than me, your legs are longer than mine, even..." Jiang Miao waved his hand, "Forget it, some places are bigger than mine I won’t talk about it, and if I say it, I can’t broadcast it.”

??The editor of the program group was sweating madly, complaining frantically in his heart: "You have already said it!"

??Jiang Miao looked at Gu Nanze looking at himself in disgust. He pointed to Gu Nanze's heels and said, "I'm talking about feet! Your feet are bigger than mine, and your socks are longer than mine. No matter how I count them, it's not worth it to me." ah."

??Gu Nanze rubbed his forehead helplessly, "Look at what is written on the second mission card."

?? "Oh, good." Jiang Miao opened another envelope and read it carefully, "It actually said that the rules are specially changed for the two of us!"

??Gu Nanze: "Talk about the content."

"Oh." Jiang Miao looked down at the content on the card and concluded: "They said that the shortcoming you mentioned yesterday is that the shortcoming of my low IQ is not obvious, so the two of us have switched from shortcoming to we The two are swapped."

?? "Speak more clearly." Gu Nanze said.

?? "Isn't that clear enough? It means a complete exchange. You treat me as I, and I treat you as you." Jiang Miao stuffed the two cards into Gu Nanze's hands, let Gu Nanze sit on the sofa, and even waved them to Gu Nanze with his hands. Performing the same movement as I did just now, I ran to the place where Gu Nanze was standing just now, hugged my arms like Gu Nanze, and pointed at Gu Nanze with a stern face, "Say content, don't talk about useless content, put useless content The content of the content is filtered in the brain and then spoken out."

??Gu Nanze lowered his head and looked at the content on the card, "The program group asked to turn on the TV. If you don't understand the meaning of the program group, you can watch how the other groups get along."

?? Jiang Miao still stood there with a straight face to play cool, raised his finger and pointed at Gu Nanze, "Go and turn on the TV."

??Gu Nanze held the card and thought for a while, then lay sideways on the sofa. The sofa here is even smaller, and it can't fit his long legs at all.

?? "Let you watch TV, what are you doing?" Jiang Miao pointed to the remote control, "You don't have such a low IQ that you can't even use the remote control, do you?"

??Gu Nanze thought for a moment. He wanted to imitate Jiang Miao's tone, but it was too difficult, so he could only use his usual tone, "You let a weak and weak person do this kind of physical work?"

??Jiang Miao digested this sentence for a while. Although he often said this sentence himself, when he heard Gu Nanze say it, he thought it was very funny!

??He broke his skills in a second, covering his stomach and rolling all over the floor laughing, "You hahaha, you don't look like you at all, okay, I laughed so hard! Hahaha!"

?? After laughing, the program team sent him a yellow card warning, "Warning, OOC behavior is not allowed, you can make mistakes up to three times a day, and you will be deducted the corresponding reward every time."

??Jiang Miao saw the staff shaking the yellow card in his hand as he spoke, so he quickly stood up straight and said with a straight face, "Remuneration? Heh, it sounds really interesting."

??Gu Nanze frowned, "Is this how I usually look in your eyes?"

?? Jiang Miao: "Overbearing CEO, man, am I not overbearing?"

"Did you forget that you can't do things that expose your IQ today?" Gu Nanze pointed to the staff of the program group, "Give him another yellow card."

?? "You're not like me either." Jiang Miao said, pointing at him.

??Gu Nanze pulled a blanket to cover it, "Go and turn on the TV. Isn't the purpose of my marriage with you is to order you?"

?? Jiang Miao hooked the corner of her mouth, "Oh, man, I don't believe you're talking irony."

??Jiang Miao saw the program team waving the yellow card in his hand again, shut up quickly, turned and turned on the TV.

?? On the TV is the morning segment of other guests filmed by the program group.

??The other guests are all the same as last night's task, and each other has a shortcoming. It's just that everyone's shortcoming is obvious, and it's easier to act.

??The middle-aged couple was replaced by the husband nagging. He kept chasing after his wife and said something dozens of times. His wife didn't wear socks and didn't eat breakfast, but Jiang Miao was separated from the screen. Seeing that the elder brother didn't seem to care about his wife, he was just learning to chatter.

?? If Jiang Miao hadn't been imitating Gu Nanze now, he would have lied in Gu Nanze's ear and whispered that the big brother's acting skills have no soul.

?? As a result, Gu Nanze imitated him and said, "His acting has no soul, he only pursues the surface."

?? Jiang Miaoxin said that if he said this himself, he would definitely be sprayed to death when it was broadcast. He quickly winked at Gu Nanze, telling him not to talk nonsense: "The effect of the program. What do you know, poor little thing, with such a low IQ, Besides this president, who else can endure you?"

?? Gu Nanze pointed at the melon seeds on the tea table. They were snacks that Adou brought to watch TV with Jiang Miao yesterday. There was still half a plate left, "I want to eat melon seeds, bring them here."

?? Jiang Miao: "...Eating melon seeds is bad for your teeth, so eat less snacks."

?? "Won't you give me a drink and deliver it to my mouth? You can't do what other people's veterans can do?" Gu Nanze asked him.

??Jiang Miao gritted her teeth and said, "...The acting is a bit too much. Is this what I usually do?"

?? Gu Nanze: "You doubt me? After all, there is no love."

??Gritting his teeth, Jiang Miao took the melon seeds and stuffed them into his mouth, "Eat some of the melon seeds to replenish calcium."

?? "You can't expose your IQ." Gu Nanze said.

?? "Maybe it can supplement calcium," Jiang Miao stuffed him with another pill, "Eat it."

??Gu Nanze spit out the melon seeds, "You don't love me."

?? Jiang Miao: "!"

?? Gu Nanze; "Is this what a spare tire should do?"

?? Jiang Miao: "You are so annoying!"

?? Jiang Miao cracked melon seeds for him to watch the video of the next couple.

??The next couple is the younger couple. The wife dislikes the husband for being too useless, and the husband dislikes the wife for being too strong.

?? After the two people switched over, the performance was quite interesting. The husband stood in the room early in the morning and directed, "Go and fold the quilt and make breakfast! You can't see any work in your eyes every day, and you are all pointing Should I do it? If I don’t tell you, you won’t see that I’m tired, so do it!”

??Wife dawdled and chirped, and reluctantly did what he said, but she only did half of everything. When she folded the quilt, she just folded the quilt, and threw the pillow crookedly on the bed. No matter, when you said that you only made breakfast, you didn’t cook, “Didn’t you say you asked me to make the quilt and cook, and you didn’t say cooking. If you said it earlier, I would have known it. If you don’t say it, who can do it?” I know..." (Omit the [-]-character repeated lines.)

??Jiang Miao endured a smile and watched the next video. The next video is the female and female couple. The two are quite harmonious. They think that the other party's shortcomings are too considerate of each other. This has entered a very contradictory place, because the two Like people, nothing changes after swapping.

??Then there is the next pair of A Dou and Chu Shuang. Chu Shuang went out for a morning run early in the morning, and when she came back, she flicked her shoes, and threw one of them on the sofa. The table was on, and then he slumped on the sofa, "Adou, go cook. Are you going to starve me to death?"

??A Dou pinched his nose speechlessly, "I protest, your feet smell much worse than mine! It's not fair."

??Then A Dou came out to look for Jiang Miao, but Jiang Miao hadn't woken up yet, so he could only complain to Gu Nanze about Chu Shuang, telling him all the embarrassing things Chu Shuang had done all morning. After talking, he still felt uncomfortable. Enjoyable, "It would be even more enjoyable if he was beside me listening to me speak ill of him."

?? On the screen, Gu Nanze was full of impatience, but for Mi's sake, he held back his impatience and listened to him.

?? After all the videos were played, Jiang Miao felt that something was wrong, "We watched other people's videos, do they also want to watch ours? Then tell each other about the after-views?"

?? Program group: "Since you exchanged ideas with Mr. Gu, your IQ has risen steadily."

"...Why does everyone think that I have a low IQ?" Jiang Miao was so angry that he wanted to hum, but after thinking about it, he and Gu Nanze had switched roles. , "Hurry up and do the task, the two of us washed the clothes. I just read the task card and said that there is 30 yuan for laundry. We have to get lunch out."

??Gu Nanze pointed to the upstairs, "Go and take down the dirty clothes and the basin that has been filled with water. I'll wash it here."

"You don't want to move, do you?" Jiang Miao asked through gritted teeth.

??Gu Nanze sighed, "Oh, I'm so tired. I walked a long way just now, and other people's husbands helped wash socks, but you asked me to wash clothes for you."

?? Jiang Miao: "The program team made it!" When the task is over tomorrow, I will definitely let you wash the clothes of the two of them!

??作者有话要说：嘤，晚上还有一章感谢在2021-04-24?21:49:47~2021-04-25?12:13:54期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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