Bishop's Diary

It was night, and the sky was so dark that it seemed as if ink was about to be poured down, and heavy snow fell from the goose feathers. Fortunately, the wind was not too strong, which made these "goose feathers" slowly float between the sky and the earth, as leisurely as if you were enjoying the scenery while watching the scenery. Let people see the surrounding environment clearly.

It's a fine day for a little theft.

Li Yuntian stood in the yard, making sure that Ke Yongjian and Meng Heng were in a deep sleep, he jumped onto the roof lightly dressed in black, locked on several big households with his excellent eyesight, then tapped his feet lightly, and a few jumps came to village center.

The village is called Lushui Village, and it is not very big. There are about 150 households, of which six or seven are doing well.Meng Heng said that the thief only picked these few houses to steal. The problem was that the other party had every defense, but they couldn't.Li Yuntian quite admires this thief. In these days, even the countryside is full of brick walls, and there are many dogs in the house. It is a skill to steal people's chickens and ducks quietly. , Such an ability always reminds him of someone.

At this time, the snow was falling more and more heavily, and Li Yuntian couldn't see clearly no matter how good his eyesight was, so he simply closed his eyes and listened carefully to the movements around him.

About half an hour later, "crack", the sound of something heavy falling to the ground not far away, Li Yuntian identified the direction, walked towards the source of the sound, and a gray figure came into view.The man had a shaved head and was not short in height. Although he was a little thinner, he could be seen at a glance as a man and a monk.The monk stepped lightly, and climbed neatly to the top of the wall of a farmer's house with a red iron gate, and then jumped down from the wall with another "crack".

Li Yuntian bowed his back and approached the man with a ghostly speed, and the man took out a bottle-shaped object from his arms, opened the lid and shook it horizontally a few times.After doing this, a faint fragrance wafted in the air, a look of surprise flashed in Li Yuntian's eyes, and he immediately held his breath!

Seeing that there was no movement around, the monk breathed a sigh of relief, and then went to touch the chickens in the chicken coop. He touched a total of two chickens, and the chickens were listless, as if they were in a coma.Seeing this, Li Yuntian felt his heart beating extremely fast, and kept thinking in his mind, is it possible?Would it just be like...

The monk didn't notice anything unusual, and jumped out of the wall neatly with a chicken in one hand.

Li Yuntian didn't startle the snake, but followed him out of the village for three or four miles. When the surrounding area became a field covered with heavy snow, he chased after him and grabbed the man by the shoulder!He lowered his voice, "Who the hell are you?"

The monk was so frightened that his eyes almost fell out of the window when he stared, he seemed unable to believe how anyone here could catch up with his speed!He gritted his teeth, "What does it have to do with you? Let go of your dog claws as soon as possible!"

Li Yuntian snorted coldly, "I won't let you go!" After he finished speaking, he bit his lip and whispered uncertainly: "Guardian Zuo?"

The monk froze, "Teach, teach, master?!"

Yes, no one can catch up to his speed except their leader!He is invisible for thousands of miles!

Li Yuntian was overwhelmed with surprise, but still couldn't believe it.What if the other party picks up randomly?Then he said: "Lantau Island, Linxian Cave!"

The monk answered immediately: "Lieyan Cult, among them!"

Li Yuntian hurriedly turned the person around, "Guardian Zuo, it's really you!"

Protector Zuo was so excited that he almost threw the chicken away, "Master! This subordinate really saw you! This subordinate and Ah You had a hard time finding you!"

Li Yuntian took a closer look, and found that the gray robe was patched and patched, and it was extremely shabby, so he asked: "You, how did you become like this? You still steal other people's chickens?!"

Zuo Hufa looks like he is in his thirties now, he is still very young, but when Li Yuntian died in his last life, Zuo Hufa was already over 50 years old, so he was 20 years younger at first glance, which made Li Yuntian feel a little uncomfortable for a while Come.

Guardian Zuo said: "It's hard to explain. Why did you appear here, leader? Did you come here on purpose to arrest your subordinates? If you are not in a hurry to go back, how about sitting with your subordinates?"

Li Yuntian glanced at Lushui Village and asked, "How far is it from here?"

Guardian Zuo compared to the west, "It's just thirty miles away at Ganqing Monastery."

Li Yuntian of Ganqing Temple has heard that it is the closest temple to Puxin Nunnery, but there are not many monks in it, and many people say that the monks there are not serious about practicing Buddhism, so the reputation outside is not so good.

Protector Zuo said: "Actually, a boy in the temple has a wicked relative who says everywhere that our temple shelters that boy, and because that boy refuses to give them his grandma's inheritance, so they don't spread good words. These are all irrelevant, you go back with me to see Ah You first, if he knows that I met you, he must be very happy."

Li Yuntian was also happy, so he quickened his pace, and saw that Zuo Hufa rubbed his arms and seemed to be a little cold, so he asked: "How is your kung fu practice? Why are you still afraid of the cold?"

Zuo Hufa said: "Ayou and I have only been here for less than a month, and we have practiced kung fu, but we are not as fast at this age as we were when we were young, and we are still not ready. We can only take it slowly. You What? How are you doing here?"

Li Yuntian said: "Okay, we're all married."

ah? !Zuo Hufa suddenly stopped, "Yes, which family's girl is it?"

Li Yuntian took out his mobile phone and showed Li Feiran's photo to Guardian Zuo, "It's not a girl, but it's much better than a girl. Look, this is my husband!"

Left Protector: "..."

Isn't it just one who didn't watch it!Why would a good child become like this!

Li Yuntian put the phone back and asked again: "Why are you stealing chickens in the middle of the night? But the temple is not doing well?"

The left protector sighed, and explained everything about himself and the right protector in detail.But it turned out that when he and Guardian You found out that Li Yuntian had died in the cold jade coffin, they were distraught for a moment, and wanted to leave with them, but after thinking about it again, if they were gone, the Raging Flame Sect would also be defeated.It's just that the loss of the child they saw as their own when they were young was indeed a big blow to them, so the two died of illness one after another not long after.

It's just that I never expected to open my eyes and become a monk!One became the abbot of Ganqing Temple, and the other became the abbot's younger brother.

Li Yuntian said: "It's good to live no matter what. As for the problems of life, you can rest assured that the leader is here."

Guardian Zuo was suspicious.He felt that the leader's clothes were not much better, he was wearing black cotton clothes without a logo, and the mobile phone he was holding was not the most popular "love to be romantic and hot" as the disciples in the temple said, and he appeared in this country again. Where can the ability go?But he knew that he couldn't dig out the self-esteem of the leader, so he hummed seriously, and he still took the chicken.

Seeing him like this, Li Yuntian knew that Ganqing Temple must be extremely poor, but he only found out when he arrived at Ganqing Temple, saying that Ganqing Temple was extremely poor, so poor that he had to cry.The wooden door, which has been battered by the wind for many years, creaked when it was opened. The small loess courtyard was so small that it would be too crowded for a dog, and the wooden windows were covered with newspapers...

It is deeply suspicious that they may not be in the same world at all.

Guardian Right heard the sound coming out of the room, and saw more people, "Who is this?"

Guardian Zuo told him what had happened, and finally said: "Ayou, the leader is already married. He married a man and seems to like that man very much! But I suspect that man may be a local rich man!"

A murderous look flashed in the right guardian's eyes, but this murderous look was quickly replaced by helplessness, "As long as he likes it. For the rest, let's take a step first."

Guardian Zuo thought it made sense, so he went to kill the chickens and killed both of them.Anyway, the leader is here, so you can’t just eat a chicken, right?

Li Yuntian leaned aside and watched Zuo Hufa wring the neck of the chicken to let the blood out, feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart.If he hadn't discovered this, how long would the two guardians have lived like this?There is not even a decent table and chopsticks here, and there are three monks sleeping like dead pigs in one room.

Zuo Hufa said: "That's because they have acupuncture points, it's easy. It'll be fine when you wake up in the morning." After speaking, he took the knife for bloodletting chickens, "Master, are you busy practicing exercises every day now? "

Li Yuntian smiled, "Almost, in a few days you will be able to enter the fourth level."

"So fast?!"

"Husband is a sick child, I need to practice to the sixth level to get rid of his illness." Li Yuntian said, closing his eyes, tilting his head slightly and taking a deep breath, as if he smelled something sweet.There was a smile on the corner of his lips, as if he had seen that he was entangled with the fully recovered man.

Guardian Zuo saw his fingers tapping his body rhythmically again, so he knew what he was thinking.But after finally raising a good cabbage, the pig was overwhelmed, and he felt aggrieved, so he said, "Tsk, why did you find such a person?"

It's not about being the world's best fighter, at least one must be as rich as an enemy, right?No matter how bad it is, it’s okay to be the world’s best in poisoning and medical technology. They actually found a sick and talented leader. Doesn’t that mean that their leader can’t even buy whatever they want?The leader likes beautiful jade food, which costs a lot of money.

"Well... At the beginning, I thought about his family and killed him, and then took his property. But he was very kind to me, so good that I couldn't bear to kill him, so..." Li Yuntian glanced sideways suddenly, "Why are you asking so many questions! Also, how do I remember that someone called me a little bastard before I entered the cave for retreat?"

Guardian Zuo suddenly shrank back, "Yes, yes, is there such a thing?"

Li Yuntian smiled and said no?In the end, when he was leaving, he took away the two beggar chickens that Zuo Hufa had just made...

Since Ke Yongjian thought he was a ghost, he should take it back and scare him.

small theater:

Ke Yongjian: Grasshopper, what should we do?I'm so scared, look there are two chickens on the table!

Meng Heng: Don't be afraid, it will disappear after you eat it.

Ke Yongjian: No, what if the chicken is transformed by magic or stone?

Meng Xiang: Then you can throw them away.

Ke Yongjian: No, what if the villagers find out?

Meng Heng: Then you can bury them in the yard.

Ke Yongjian: This is even worse, what if the villagers' dogs dig them out! ! !

Meng Heng: Then there is only one way.

Li Yuntian: Huh?Why did you not wake up after sleeping for fifteen hours?

Meng Xiang: He was too afraid of the two chickens you got, so I gave him some sleeping pills.

Li Yuntian: ...