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"Huh? Why don't you go?"

Zuo Qing looked at Bai Mu, who seemed to be at a loss, and asked subconsciously. Of course, Bai Mu didn't want them to know that he was killed by the Central Plains martial arts, so he followed silently.

Bai Mu has seen gold and iron horses before, but he has never seen a double-decker bus.

Bai Mu has seen such beauties before, but he has never seen the one wearing a tube top on the billboard.

Is this true of all cults in foreign lands?Post erotic pictures on iron horses?But what about horses?Was it tricked?

But this cry... how come the more I listen to it, the more my heart becomes more and more frightened?

If it goes on like this, won't it reveal flaws in an instant?

"Hey, hey, red light, handsome guy!"

Zuo Qing pulled Bai Mu, who looked like Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden, to her side. Bai Mu lowered her eyes, but she saw a little corgi.

Bai Mu's eyelids twitched.

Um?It turns out that the watchdog in the cult is so weird. Is it... similar to the unique skill in the martial arts world, shrinking bones*?Otherwise... why do you walk with your belly rubbing against the ground?

"Who is your uncle talking about? Looking for mistress behind my mother's back, believe it or not, my mother will slap you to death!"

On the sidewalk, a woman in short-to-fart-hot pants stepped on a pair of high-heeled shoes and walked over aggressively. Bai Mu swallowed subconsciously, and asked, "Miss Zuo, what kind of monster is the mistress in that woman's mouth? It seems that it should be revenge for killing your father?"

"Bai Mu..."

Bai Mu bowed slightly: "What advice do you have, Miss?"

The chewing gum in Lin Mei's mouth blew out a bubble, and then stuck it on her own lips, but Bai Mu was so frightened that he shuddered.

Lin Mei asked, "Bai Mu, did you come down from the deep mountains and old forests?"

Bai Mu didn't understand what he meant, but just shook his head calmly: "It's true that I came from Luoyun Mountain, but Luoyun Mountain is not a deep mountain and old forest, but mountains and mountains. The scenery is very beautiful."

Lin Mei pulled Zuo Qing: "Zuo Qing, which province is Luoyun Mountain in?"

Zuo Qing shook her head: "Well... I don't know, why don't you go to Baidu?"

"Huh? But my 4G traffic has exceeded."

Zuo Qing shrugged: "Oh, mine is too high. I forgot to turn on the wifi while watching the video yesterday. Besides, we are going to lure him into our Gufengshe, not a textual research party, so let him go."

Once the two girls summed up, they didn't say anything more.Besides, it is forgivable for her appearance to be so shockingly heavenly, and her middle school is a little bit, uh... also can be forgiven.

Bai Mu looked at the traffic light in front of him rather puzzled, but according to Zuo Qing, it means that the red light cannot be crossed, so Bai Mu nodded his head, and when the green light turned on, the little Corgi next to Bai Mu rushed forward first. out.

The corner of Bai Mu's mouth twitched, and for a moment he felt that he was not as good as a puppy, and it was inevitable that he felt uncomfortable.

Zuo Qing looked at Bai Mu and said, "Why don't we go to the drink bar in front and buy two drinks, I'm thirsty, I'll treat you!"

As Zuo Qing spoke, she turned on her Grandpa Mao, which made Bai Mu's hands wrapped around her waist stop.

It turns out that Man Zhanjiao doesn't use money, so wouldn't it be difficult for him to move forward in the future?

Bai Mu was a little helpless, so he followed the two girls and walked to the bar, Zuo Qing asked: "Bai Mu, what do you drink?"

Looking at the price list in front of him, Bai Mu's eyes were completely darkened. He really didn't understand what these ghost symbols meant, but he still pretended to be calm and said softly, "It's all good."

"Then...a cup of iced coffee, two cups of lemon tea, medium cups."

"Hi, the total is 64 yuan."

Bai Mu was completely shocked, three bowls of herbal tea 64 taels?

Hmm... No, Yuan, what does Keyuan mean?

When the cup of tea-lemon tea with a straw was put into Bai Mu's hand, Bai Mu really didn't understand what kind of porcelain this teacup was made of, and why a pipe was erected when it was covered. I can't even figure it out.

"Ah, it's so cold!"

Seeing that everyone around him was drinking, Bai Mu thought that he still had the antidote elixir in his pocket, so he closed his eyes and took a sip like others did.It's just that the sweet and sour taste made his eyes round, and he blinked for a while at the cup with the spell printed on it.

Zuo Qing said: Hey, handsome guy, do you qualify for lemonade to make such a cute expression?Lord Blood Slot is about to die!

Lin Mei said: I want to be that straw!

Zuo Qinggen and Lin Mei swallowed her saliva: "Okay, is it good?"

Bai Mu nodded, and suddenly showed a smile: "Well, okay..." The next moment, Bai Mu saw Zuo Qing and Lin Mei listening and staring at him, Bai Mu's face became hot, and he simply recited it. Body: "Well, Shang, Shang Ke."

Bai Mu felt that drinking a little of poison was actually the same as drinking a lot.

Therefore, he began to drink to his heart's content.

From receiving Qingxuan's letter of war to rushing to Qingxuan Mountain to fight against him, Bai Mu didn't make a single drop of water, and only wished to kill Qingxuan in order to comfort Zuo Mingyang's spirit in heaven.

Thinking of this, Bai Mu felt a dull pain in his heart. He subconsciously touched the jade pendant in his cuff that he snatched from Qing Xuan's hand the moment he fell off the cliff, and Bai Mu recalled the whole process of the fight.

After thinking about it, he still thinks that the place he is staying now should be caused by the illusion performed by Qingxuan, but the disciples of Qingxuan Sect... are too, too numerous, but right now he doesn't even have illusions and reality. Since the separation, Bai Mu was very annoyed.

"Squeak..."

The blood tank of Mr. Beverage is empty, but the owner is still in it, so it is inevitable to make some protests.

But Bai Mu felt that it was really wrong for him to drink something similar to a big bowl of tea from the cult right now, and he fell into a tangle for a while.On the other hand, Zuo Qing and Lin Mei saw Bai Mu blushing and frowning, and secretly entangled in his small appearance, they just thought it was too cute.

Bai Mu turned around, and was immediately attracted by the LED screen on the shopping mall in the distance.But what was playing on the screen was the Avengers. Bai Mu couldn't help but sweat for himself as he looked at the heavens and earth on the screen, as well as the extremely weird faces on the screen.

It is true that he is not a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death, but he is afraid of death for no reason.Bai Mu had heard of some sects of cultivating immortals. He had heard of grotesques in the countryside, ghosts and monstrosities, and wild beasts. It was acceptable, but the wind and rain, thunder and lightning here seemed to be too different from what he had in mind.

Bai Mu watched the trailer for a while, and it was difficult to comment on the amazing characters above.As soon as the scene changed, a big beautiful woman came out in a backless evening dress. Bai Mu stared blankly at the woman's big brown curly hair, and couldn't help swallowing.

Where did the saponins come from?How... how did you wash your hair yellow?Furthermore, looking at the age of the woman, she should also be a mother. How decent is it to pay attention to such a smallpox and dress like this under the sun?Why won't his husband come out and take care of it?Or...was she forced to be helpless?

But, it doesn't look like that...

And the red lips, could it have absorbed his soul and swallowed other people and blood?

Could it be that everyone here will become like this?Bai Mu suddenly thought of the dog that was driving on its belly just now, and that dissolute and aggressive woman, and subconsciously turned around to look at Zuo Qing and Lin Mei behind him from the corner of his eye. His Tianling Gaier went numb for a while.

Zuo Qing looked at the mobile phone in her hand, and suddenly said: "Oh, I can't do it, I'm going home. Handsome guy, where do you live? I live in the west, and I need to take the bus."

Bai Mu really didn't know what the bus Zuo Qing was talking about, so he coughed lightly, and replied calmly: "Coincidentally, I'm going on the same journey with the girl."

The three of them walked towards the bus stop while talking. This time, when Bai Mu saw the red light, he stopped wisely.It's just that he found that everyone in front of him has a strange object that can emit light, and it can transmit sound for thousands of miles, which is really a treasure.

The bus drove into the platform, and Bai Mu followed Zuo Qing and Lin Mei and stepped on it. Zuo Qing took out a card from her pocket and put it on a strange object. The object was a miracle She said in a calm manner: "Ding, student card."

Bai Mu was startled, he didn't have it in his hand, how could he get away with it.

The driver got impatient and shouted at him, "Swipe the card and insert coins, why are you standing there?"

Zuo Qing looked at the flushed Bai Mu who was yelled at by the driver, and asked, "Don't you have any change?"

Bai Mu glanced at her, but nodded honestly, Zuo Qing gave him a blank look: "You didn't say it earlier!"

Zuo Qing threw a coin and led him inside. There were not many people on this bus, so the three of them sat side by side in the last row.

Zuo Qing took out her cell phone and said, "Handsome guy, what's your cell phone number, let's make friends?"

Bai Mu felt a sting in his heart and shook his head.

"Ah? You don't have a cell phone? Well, do you still keep the postcard I gave you? Don't forget to add me later."

Bai Mu gritted his teeth: "I lost it."

"lost?"

Bai Muhui thought about the picture of Longyang Erotic Palace, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Oh, I lost it, I accidentally lost it." After speaking, he was afraid that Zuo Qing would not believe it, so he added: "There are too many people, too crowded, so I lost it."

Zuo Qing was very generous, she smiled and took out another postcard from her bag: "It's all right, just throw it away if you lose it. I'll write you another one, I bought several boxes of postcards!"

"How many boxes?"

Now that Bai Mu couldn't sit still, Zuo Qing smiled and held those postcards in her hand, and placed them in front of Bai Mu like playing cards: "Which one do you like, I will write it on that one." Above, choose one?"

Bai Mu was horrified, looking at the vivid and fragrant pictures, he could only swallow dryly.He thought of the erotic book in Zuo Mingyang's cabinet, and remembered that he was chasing after Zuo Mingyang for life. For a moment, he felt a little sorry for Zuo Mingyang.

Bai Mu struggled for a long time and couldn't make a choice. Zuo Qing looked at Bai Mu's ruddy and tangled face, as if she had made a big decision, and gritted her teeth: "Okay, okay, since you like it, Then this box is all for you, here!"

Bai Mu: "..."

Girl, you will be mistaken!