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After half an hour of debate, Zuo Mingyang heard three things from Zuo Qing's mouth.

First, Bai Mu is not Lin Mei's distant cousin.

Second, Bai Mu's secondary illness is already terminally ill.

Third, Bai Mu is indeed a caveman in a sense.

Although it sounds pretty fucked up, but after Zuo Mingyang thought about Bai Mu's question just now, he believed it a little bit.

After that, he called his security company to check Bai Mu's background.

As for the secondary illness, Zuo Mingyang even googled it.

"WTF!"

Zuo Mingyang complained and simply stopped asking, he felt that his little sister was already terminally ill, and Bai Mu was no different.Afterwards, Zuo Mingyang patiently gave Bai Mu professional guidance, and finally taught Bai Mu how to dial his cell phone by pressing the number one button.

Facts have proved that Bai Mu can solve the difficult game of Go, but it is difficult to solve the four-digit Arabic numeral code lock.

Because Bai Mu doesn't know Arabic numerals, nor the Chinese characters in this place.

Moreover, at Bai Mu's strong request that he almost jumped his feet, Zuo Mingyang replaced his big breasts beautiful wallpaper with Crayon Shin-chan for Bai Mu.

I don't know who is more rascal, one just looks but doesn't touch, and the other touches and looks.

When Zuo Mingyang appeared in front of Bai Mu in a sports car, Bai Mu was shocked.

This iron horse... is so weird.

"Come up!"

Zuo Mingyang looked at the dumbfounded Bai Mu and yelled. Bai Mu trotted all the way and sat on it, feeling uneasy in his heart.

"Put your seat belt on."

Bai Mu: "..."

"I told you to put on your seat belt!"

Bai Mu was at a loss for a while, Zuo Mingyang couldn't take it anymore, so he laid on him and arranged it for him. Bai Mu looked at the seat belt on his body for a few times, but it was unfastened again.

"How did you untie it?"

Zuo Mingyang was just about to start the car when he saw Bai Mu unbuckle his seat belt, and became impatient.But Bai Mubai Mu said solemnly: "I can protect myself well, and I will protect you well, I don't need this thing."

Zuo Mingyang wished he could just strangle him to death, but before he got his hands, it's better to pretend to be gentle.Therefore, Zuo Mingyang sighed, and said: "I said Bai Mu, if you want to enter the police station, I don't want to enter!"

Bai Mu was stunned, and said in embarrassment: "This way the yamen will arrest... the imperial court's tyranny is really outrageous!"

Seeing that Zuo Mingyang was about to make another move, Bai Mu pushed his palm: "Wait a minute, I'll do it myself." Bai Mu fiddled with it for a long time, repeating it several times, Zuo Mingyang simply turned off the fire and just looked at him like this.

"Bai Mu, is it fun?"

Bai Mu said: "It's also a rare object."

Zuo Mingyang endured it, and stepped on the gas pedal, causing Bai Mu to take a sharp breath.

If these iron horses that travel thousands of miles a day are used as a battlefield, it will be...

And if you just go all the way to the Central Plains...

Bai Mu broke out in cold sweat, and asked quietly, "What's the price of this thing?"

Zuo Mingyang got impatient: "It varies from a few million to tens of millions."

Bai Mu asked again: "Everyone here... has it?"

Zuo Mingyang gave him a blank look: "There is a hair, not everyone has it, and there are some places where you can't eat, don't you have it?"

Bai Mu nodded: "In this way, I can feel at ease."

Zuo Mingyang took a breath: "What kind of mind do you have?"

Bai Mu looked out the window: "Anyway, it's kindness."

Zuo Mingyang looked at Bai Mu's side face, and couldn't help but sighed: "I said... the second disease is just very bad, right? But why are you pretending to be an idiot?"

"Idiot? What is it?"

Zuo Ming gritted his teeth angrily.

"Eatable!" I let you pretend!

Bai Mu swallowed his saliva: "Yes... Is there red bean toast delicious? Sweet and salty? I don't like salty."

Zuo Mingyang, defeated!

The severity of Bai Mu's illness made Zuo Mingyang completely give up the idea of ​​taking him to the bar to meet his friends. When he walked to the front of the apartment building, Zuo Mingyang pressed the elevator button, and the door opened. Bai Mu saw Zuo Mingyang go in. He also walked in holding his sword.

Zuo Mingyang pressed the floor: "We live on the nineteenth floor, don't go in the wrong door."

Bai Mu secretly memorized the position of the button, and seeing Zuo Mingyang's impatient expression, he also snorted: "Don't you want to frame me, I don't have the key, how can I get in?"

The corner of Zuo Mingyang's mouth twitched, and he opened the door after getting out of the elevator: "Change your shoes!"

Bai Mu understood this time, took out a pair of shoes from the shoe cabinet and put them on.

"return!"

Zuo Mingyang saw Bai Mu walking in so swaggeringly, so he couldn't help but stop him.Bai Mu stared blankly at him, Zuo Mingyang said, "I said... I'm the employer, you're the bodyguard, won't you get me a pair?"

Bai Mu didn't plan to talk to him at all.

"It's true, I'm your bodyguard, not a servant."

Zuo Mingyang threw the key in his hand on the shoe cabinet: "Well, let me invite a grandpa to be a bodyguard?"

Bai Mu glanced at him: "I don't mean that."

"Then what do you mean?"

Bai Mu said solemnly, "According to my opinion, you and I are the same generation, grandpa... let's forget it."

"Fuck! It's okay, you can stay here, I'll be back very late, you go to bed first!"

Bai Mu quickly retreated: "I'm your bodyguard, I want to go with you."

How could Bai Mu dare to let Zuo Mingyang go somewhere alone? He thought of Zuo Mingyang's chest wound that was like a sword, and his heart ached.

Zuo Mingyang snorted coldly: "You don't understand anything, how can I take you out to meet people? Do you want me to be laughed at? You help me with everything, why should I take you out? Bai Mu, let me tell you, I'll give you a month, if you don't change back to a normal person, let alone this job, I'll send you to a mental hospital!"

"I……"

As Zuo Mingyang said, he slammed the door shut. Bai Mu didn't know where the mental hospital was, but what Zuo Mingyang said couldn't help, but it hurt Bai Mu's heart deeply.

But what Zuo Mingyang said is right, he still hasn't figured out whether this place is an illusion or something else, so what can he do with his black eyes?

but……

Bai Mu couldn't sit still, and when he saw Zuo Mingyang again, no matter how calm he used to be, his heart was still as calm as water.After thinking about it, he rushed downstairs, and pressed the elevator like Zuo Mingyang did just now, but when he left the apartment building, Zuo Mingyang had long since disappeared.

Zuo Mingyang didn't leave any spare keys or money for Bai Mu, so Bai Muzi had no choice but to walk aimlessly on the street hungry, the bleak moonlight shining on his body looked weak.

Fang walked through a dark alley, and a man rushed out abruptly, bumping into Bai Mu. Bai Mu's feet didn't move, but the one who hit him sat on the ground all of a sudden.

Bai Mu quickly bent down: "This strong man..."

"Help me, they want to kill me!"

Suddenly hearing a rush of footsteps, Bai Mu picked up the man's belt, tapped his toes, and carried him to the roof of the tavern behind him without a speck of dust under his feet.

The flashing signboard concealed the two of them in the darkness, Bai Mu looked at the group of men in white robes and black clothes below him, looked back and asked, "Who is here? What did you do to cause such a disaster? "

The man took a step back, looked at Bai Mu as if he had discovered a new world, and then burst into tears.

The man cupped his hands suddenly and said: "I'm Yujianmen, Xiao Luo, if you dare to ask your benefactor to tell me your name, I will definitely repay you in the future!"

As soon as Bai Mu heard this, he thought he was a fellow, and was overjoyed, so he hurriedly cupped his fists and gave a salute: "In the Luoyun Sword Sect, Bai Mu, may I ask if this strong man is also from the Central Plains?"

The man was stunned, as if extremely disappointed: "Oh, I am a cultivator, and you are from the Jianghu. The sects are different, so we can't get along with each other!"

Bai Mu's face turned pale with shock, and he opened his mouth and said, "Immortal?"

The man simply sat down on the ground: "I haven't become a god yet! It's just because the master asked me to come here to find treasures. Unexpectedly, the old man drank too much wine that day and let me borrow a crazy body. Besides, this person is too lacking in wisdom, which made me unable to use spells. The most miserable thing is that my master is drinking high with a Sanxian in the sky. One day in the sky and three years in the ground. It's only been two years!"

Bai Mu blinked when he heard it, and then caught a word he didn't understand just now and asked: "What is neuropathy?"

Xiao Luo wanted to cry but had no tears: "At first the ghost knew what it was, but later I realized that a neuropathy is an idiot with a weak brain... They think I'm a fool, what... what paranoia!"

Knowing that she was such an idiot in Zuo Mingyang's heart, Bai Mu couldn't help being dejected: "Then... what is a mental hospital?"

When Xiao Luo heard this word, he shuddered suddenly: "Let me tell you, the people here are too perverted! It's a place for idiots, and among the ten tortures, I suffered one of them all. Hmph, don't let me restore my spells, otherwise, kill them, these crazy people!"

Bai Mu's heart turned completely cold at this moment, so... Zuo Mingyang actually wanted to torture him.

Bai Mu couldn't help but smile bitterly, he just took it as the retribution he deserved.

He was silent and said, "Brother Xiao..."

"Don't, don't, don't, you can't say that, be careful that you will be arrested someday."

"Can……"

Xiao Luo thought for a while, and took out his little notebook: "This is my oral practice notes, it seems that you and I are in trouble, so I will give it to you!"

Bai Mu quickly picked it up, and Bai Mu above could see it clearly.

Bai Mu burst into tears of gratitude, and then remembered something, and asked, "In your opinion, this place is not caused by the environment? Are the people here also made of flesh and blood?"

Xiao Luo was about to cry: "My God, why are you sicker than me, why is no one arresting you, why am I so miserable!"

Xiao Luo howled for a while, then said again: "By the way, why did you come here? You also came to find someone?"

Bai Mu cast a sympathetic look, feeling dissatisfied and sour in his heart: "Qingxuan, the cultist, fought with me. When we fought, I hugged Qingxuan desperately and fell off the cliff. I was desperate to die. Unexpectedly This place is so weird, so Si thinks that this place is caused by the environment."

Xiao Luo shook his head: "My master said that this place is just one of a billion worlds."

Bai Mu didn't understand why, so he asked again: "What if the deceased person reappeared here? What's the reason?"

Xiao Luo thought for a while and said: "It must be reincarnation, um... You can think that this is after we die... Well, many thousands of years later! As the saying goes, science is progressing and society is developing, so we all It has become the two hundred and five in their eyes!"

For the answer that Zuo Mingyang is the reincarnation of his beloved, Bai Mu felt hot.But thinking about the top ten tortures, Bai Mu secretly vowed to be a "normal person" in Zuo Mingyang's mouth!

Bai Mu looked at Xiao Luo, and asked blankly: "Dare to ask Brother Xiao, where exactly should Bai Mu start, so that he can speak as freely as Brother Xiao today, and become a normal person in his mouth?"

Xiao Luo curled his lips: "If you said something true, why, why did it come to this, can it be eaten? Can it be changed? What does it mean that you will be given a medicine every time, and if you are electrocuted once, it will take less than three days?" You only have two paths."

Bai Mu bent down humbly, and asked softly, "Why do you dare to ask the way?"

Xiao Luo said: "Either die, or develop some brains and speak human words!"

Bai Mu: "..."