Decided to live by pretending to be a cat after being unemployed

"When did you become a spirit? Are you a wild cat demon or a monster with a clan?"

Guan Lin didn't answer.

"How old are you? Are you a hundred years old?"

Guan Lin still didn't answer.

"Why do you live with that human? Does he know you are a monster?"

Guan Lin...couldn't bear it anymore, he pawed on the head of the silly dog ​​who had been chattering all the way.

Ever since Lang Er discovered that Guan Rin was not the bad monster he thought would kill dogs, he became more and more courageous, and his attitude towards Guan Rin became more and more familiar, as if he were a bosom friend.

It's a pity that this dog friend only thinks of the dog unilaterally, and the cat doesn't recognize it.Along the way, Guan Rin didn't answer a word, and even slapped the dog to turn off the microphone.

Lang Er stopped talking, and was finally willing to follow Guan Rin quietly and obediently.

However, he stopped talking, but Guan Rin started talking.

Guan Lin seemed to be inadvertent, and dropped the topic: "Is your Special Incident Investigation Bureau very busy? Why did you send a dog to investigate the case?"

"Yes, yes, I'm super busy." Lang Er finally had a chance to speak, and immediately began to talk non-stop: "There are so many cases, as long as they are related to monsters, even if two squirrel monsters are fighting for a ground Such trivial matters as picking chestnuts and scolding each other in the street have to be taken care of by us."

"And the manpower is very small. Everyone doesn't like to do this. There are too many rules and regulations. There is a small summary once a week and a big summary once a month. I haven't written a summary this month." A sad look.

"Also... I'm not a dog, I'm a wolf! It's just that it's more convenient to walk around in human society pretending to be a dog." Lang Er finally remembered to correct it, and then began to answer Guan Rin's second question: "Actually, this case Normally, I shouldn’t be sent here alone, I’m busy, but this kind of case that may involve human life is usually led by the director of the branch.”

"It's just that the time this time is not coincidental. The people in the bureau are busy investigating a major murder case. Twelve people have already died. However, the murderer has not been found yet. In order to catch him, the bureau even usually Clerical staff who only sit in offices have been sent out.”

"But this disappearance case can't be left alone. Just as I came to report, the leader let me come." Speaking of this, Lang Er puffed out his hairy chest, as if he had been awarded a glorious mission.

Guan Lin poured cold water on him mercilessly: "Are you here to die?"

Lang Er: "..."

Want to refute, but have no confidence.

After all, if the orange cat is really the murderer who caused the two disappearances, he is probably dead.

Lang Er was aggrieved, and muttered in a low voice: "The leader asked me to investigate the situation. If there are traces of monsters, just report them in time. I don't need to arrest people myself."

"I was just observing secretly. I didn't want to alarm the other party. Who knew that you were hiding in the milk tea shop, and you jumped out suddenly, almost killing me..." Lang Eryue said more and more aggrieved. There was an accusation.

Guan Lin moved his ears and glanced at Lang Er, but Lang Er fell silent.

After a moment of silence, Guan Rin asked another question, still with a casual expression: "Only dealing with monsters? Do you care about monsters?"

"Ah?" Lang Er didn't answer as before, but he was full of doubts: "What kind of monster? Didn't there be no demons in the world thousands of years ago?"

Guan Rin's pace of walking forward suddenly paused, his expression was in a trance for a short time, but he quickly adjusted, and changed the topic as if nothing had happened: "I was wrong, right, I want to be the leader The director of your bureau is very strong, right?"

"Of course!" Lang Er was immediately distracted and didn't pay attention to why Guan Rin asked such a strange common-sense question: "Whether it is the headquarters or the branch office, if you want to be a director, you have to pass the exam. This exam is very difficult. Our monster race may not be able to pass one exam a year, but humans are better, they practice quickly, and one or two people pass every year."

Guan Lin continued to ask: "There are still humans in the bureau? Do monsters work with humans?"

"That's right! Didn't monsters and humans live together for a long time? Now people have ID cards, and monsters also have ID cards. Every monster will record its identity on the system when it is born or becomes a spirit!" Lang Er said. As he spoke, he realized that something was wrong, and the dog showed suspicion on his face: "Why don't you even know this?"

"I know, it's just to test whether you are really a clerk of the Special Investigation Bureau." Guan Lin bluffed the dog seriously.

The dog... believed it.

"That's it." Lang Er suddenly realized.

A cat and a dog walked while talking, and slowly wandered to the vicinity of the milk tea shop. There was no one on the road before, and the two dared to talk. Now Gu Huaishan must be in the shop, so Guan Lin suddenly stopped and started to rush. Dog: "Just send it here, you can go back."

Lang Er: "?"

The dog's face was filled with the shock of "Didn't you invite me to dinner? Why did you suddenly turn your back on me? How could you do this? I don't believe it."

"Where did I invite you?" Guan Lin plausibly said: "I said 'it's dark, go home for dinner', I am going home, this is not your home."

Lang Er: "..." I couldn't refute it, but I was still aggrieved.

After being sent by the leader to investigate the case, he could only sleep in a cardboard box like a stray dog ​​in order to squat day and night, eat the compressed dog biscuits in the yellow duck bag and the dog food fed by passers-by, and finally ran into Guan Lin who offered to help, Originally thought that he could go to the other party's house to eat and live, but it turned out that it was just his fancy imagination, and the cat didn't mean it at all.

"It's not that I didn't mean it." Guan Lin corrected her, clearing her responsibility: "After all, I'm not the owner of the house, and I didn't pay for the three meals. Gu Huaishan is."

"And he doesn't know that I'm a monster, so you're not allowed to reveal it." Guan Lin warned Lang Er before continuing: "I'm such an ordinary kitten, and I suddenly brought a dog back. How do I explain it?"

"Okay..." After hearing the explanation, Lang Er felt a little better, but then he realized: "Why do you, a monster with hands and feet, live in a human's house for free?"

He's a husky... No, it's a wolf. He knows how to work as a wolf to support himself. The banknote for buying milk tea is not a counterfeit banknote, which is illegal, and Lang Er is following the rules A law-abiding monster, that hundred-dollar bill was his first month's salary advance.

This question is a forbidden area, why do you live in a human's home for free... Guan Lin refused to answer, and Lang Er was not allowed to ask again.

The dog got another paw on the head, and Lang Er covered his head, watching Guan Lin slowly walk back into the shop.

Lang Er looked at the warm and clean milk tea shop with delicious dinner for a while, then drooped his ears and walked to his old cardboard dog kennel in frustration.

A cat can live in a house without a job, while a dog works hard but sleeps on the street

The cat has a dinner carefully prepared by the owner of the milk tea shop at night, but the dog still only has compressed dog biscuits that are not very tasty on the dinner plate tonight.

"Wow——" Lang Er howled in a low voice, restraining his voice, not disturbing the cats and people in the milk tea shop, he just wanted to vent his loneliness and loneliness a little.

After walking a few steps, Lang Er couldn't help but look back again. He didn't have any expectations, he just took a look.

Unexpectedly, the orange cat who thought it would never come out suddenly rushed out, and rushed to Lang Er aggressively.

Lang Er: "Aww?"

Frightened by the orange cat's aura, he subconsciously backed away, but Guan Lin ignored him at all, and just circled in front of the dog, gnashing his teeth while circling, his anger rising steadily: "There are monsters who take advantage of me when I'm not around!" came!"

As soon as he entered the milk tea shop, he could smell the evil spirit left by the other party!It's naked|naked provocation!

"How courageous! Dare to trespass on my territory!" The orange cat looked angry, and its fierce expression was no longer like a cat, but rather like a tiger known as the king of beasts.

Lang Er stared blankly for a while, and finally realized the important point belatedly: "A monster has been here? There are other monsters near Jiangcheng University. Doesn't that mean..."

Guan Lin stopped, looked at Lang Er face to face, and nodded seriously.

The monster who broke into the milk tea shop while Guan Lin was away was probably the murderer behind the two disappearances.

"Wow!" Lang Er's voice became excited, his plan is indeed feasible, the murderer will come out now!

But his wolf howl just started with a prelude, and before he had time to raise his voice, he was interrupted by Guan Lin's ruthless cat's paw: "Slow down, don't yell!"

Lang Er shut up.

After shutting up for a few seconds, he couldn't help but say again: "The monster has just left, should we go after it now?"

Guan Lin wagged his tail, squatted on the spot and pondered for a moment, and decided to split up: "You go after him, you go to the door of the store to smell the scent he left behind, and then quietly follow."

"Okay!" Lang Er agreed, and after waiting for a while, seeing that Guan Rin didn't continue, he couldn't help asking: "Then what are you doing?"

"Me?" Guan Lin glanced at Lang Er inexplicably: "I'm going home for dinner."

Didn't he just say that?This silly dog ​​has a really bad memory.

Lang Er: "..."

Lang Er didn't say anything, but his eyes full of accusations and resentment seemed to say everything.

The cat's face covered by thick hair was also a bit unbearable, Guan Lin drifted his eyes: "You go first! Just find someone, don't get too close, I will meet you at the entrance of the milk tea shop at eleven o'clock in the evening .”

The resentment on Lang Er's body eased a little, but he still walked away with that accusatory expression of "send me to work and you went to dinner by yourself".

Guan Lin endured it brazenly, Lang Er's grievances and accusations are nothing compared to the dinner that Gu Huaishan prepared for him tonight?

Of course it can't compare.

Guan Lin returned to the milk tea shop, and before entering the shop, he bumped into Gu Huaishan who was locking the door and closing the shop.

Gu Huaishan waited for the cat all afternoon, and finally came back when it was dark. Unexpectedly, Guan Lin didn't stay in the store for a minute when he came back, and ran out aggressively again.

This was Guan Lin's performance that he had never done before, his hairs were blown out of anger, so Gu Huaishan was a little worried, so he closed the door early and came out to look for the cat.

But I didn't want to, looking back suddenly, the orange cat was in the dimly lit place.

Looking at the orange cat obediently walking back to the door of the milk tea shop, Gu Huaishan couldn't help laughing, he was relieved, unburdened, and smiled easily.

He put away the store keys in his hand and found the cat, but he had no intention of continuing the business, but was very unprofessional and prepared to leave work early.

"Let's go, let's go buy some food. I learned a new beef ball today, and I'll make it for you tonight." Gu Huaishan spoke to the cat, not feeling that his behavior was strange at all.

"Meow~" Guan Lin also meowed like a cat in cooperation, and then one person and one cat went home together under the moonlight at the beginning of the lantern.