Decided to live by pretending to be a cat after being unemployed

Lang Er stared at the pitch-black stick for a long time, but couldn't understand what was so special about it that it deserved to be kept so closely. It wasn't until he got close enough that he could clearly see the lines engraved on the gun body that he couldn't understand it. Vaguely realized: "What is this drawing? This line is... a star map?"

Wait, astrology chart?

Lang Er opened his dog's eyes wide, counted the astrology map back and forth several times, and finally confirmed that there are a total of twelve inscriptions, twelve inscriptions...corresponding to the five stars and seven celestial bodies, the magic gun to suppress the prison...

"Aww!" Lang Er jumped up in shock, and almost knocked Luo Bo who was standing next to him to his knees.

Before Luobo had a seizure, the silly dog ​​started circling around him crazily, asking, "Which is that gun? The gun made from the remains of ancient gods? The gun that defeated the Demon King." gun?"

He asked several questions in succession, and Luo Bo was so overwhelmed that he forgot what to say, and subconsciously replied, "Yes, it is the magical weapon passed down from generation to generation by the Shenxue Biyan family—the sharp gun to suppress prisons."

"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" branch warehouse.

Guan Lin and Gu Huaishan didn't expect that they would see something like this here when they thought it was just a simple registration of household registration.

Luo Bo didn't care about Gu Huaishan, an ordinary human being. He secretly observed Guan Lin's reaction, and, according to the plan, tentatively said: "When I found this gun, it was buried deep in a construction site on the outskirts of Jiangcheng City. Under the ground, embedded in rock formations."

"At first, the workers thought it was the steel bars embedded in the ground, covered in mud, and they couldn't recognize the original ones, so they used cutting machines to cut them off directly, but it turned out that the cutting machines cut iron like mud, and the guns were intact. Undamaged, not even a slight scratch chip."

"The worker realized that this thing probably had some background, so he cleaned up all the mud stains on it. It stands to reason that this kind of thing of unknown age should be rusted after so many years in the ground, but the worker wiped it clean. Finally, they found that it was as clean as new, and they tried to pull it out, but the gun seemed to be welded into the stone, and it remained motionless."

"Later, the Special Investigation Bureau found out about this incident and recognized the origin of the gun, so they wanted to bring it back for storage. As a result, ordinary workers couldn't pull it out, and the special investigation bureau staff with their own special abilities also moved. No, in the end, it was transported directly together with the stone embedded in it by a crane, which took a lot of trouble."

"Speaking of which, this is a treasure of your Sacred-Blood Bi'an clan. I thought it would be preserved by the Special Investigation Bureau because none of the Sacred-Blood Bi'an clan survived. But now that you have appeared, it stands to reason that you should Return it to you."

"However, after all, it is a collection in the Bureau. If it is completely returned to you, you still need to report to the leader and go through the procedure. I can't make decisions by myself, but..." After laying the groundwork for a long time, Luo Bo finally talked about his purpose. The appearance of the casual proposal: "You can't take it away now, but you can touch it. It is said that the gods choose the master. Even if they have the blood of the gods, only those with strong enough blood can pick it up. Do you want to try it? "

As soon as the words fell, three pairs of eyes all gathered on Guan Rin. The emotions contained in the three pairs of eyes were different, some were nostalgic, some were tentative, and some were pure anticipation.

But Guan Rin didn't notice all of this, and all his attention was on the spear in front of him. He didn't listen carefully to Luo Bo's words, and only vaguely heard the key word "try".

This keyword coincided with his inner thoughts, and he subconsciously stretched his paws forward.

The three of them held their breath together, waiting for Guan Lin's claws to touch the body of the gun, and the reaction of the gun that sensed the blood of the gods again after a thousand years, but the result was that Guan Lin stretched out his claws. , as if thinking of something, he immediately shrank back.

With a straight face, he said coldly: "I don't want to."

After finishing speaking, he turned around on his own, and walked towards the exit of the room, without any nostalgia for the sharp gun passed down from generation to generation in the clan.

This reaction is not surprising, to be able to pick up this gun is the supreme honor for the Shenxue Biyan clan, which symbolizes their own strength, and the Yaozu is the race that admires the strongest.

If it weren't for the lack of divine blood, both Lang Er and Luo Bo wanted to rush over and draw their guns to try, but Guan Lin, the only one who was qualified to try, said that he didn't want to, so he turned around and left.

Lang Er was stunned and stood there, Luo Bo was shocked, but also had a sense of bad luck for messing things up.

Gu Huaishan was also surprised, but he quickly realized that he chased Guan Lin out, leaving only a silly dog ​​and a wilted carrot in the house.

Luo Bo lowered his head and looked at Lang Er for a moment. The leading actors in the opera had all quit their performances and left. Why are the two onlookers still staying here?Immediately followed and went out, but inevitably felt a little disappointed.

Lost is lost, and work is work. Although Guan Lin encountered a lot of obstacles today, the work of registering household registration still needs to be done seriously.

Luo Bo turned on the computer used to register household registration. The computer started slowly. Like most government departments, they also used very old computers. The average startup time took 5 minutes. He first took out a stack of forms and placed them in the In front of Guan Lin, he handed over a pen and said casually, "You fill out the form first."

Guan Lin took the pen with the cat's paw, and then, the pen rolled to the ground with a "click" on the paw that could not be gripped like a human being.

Luo Bo: "...well, let me fill it out for you."

He was about to pick up the pen, but Gu Huaishan picked it up before him, and smiled at him: "Let me do it."

Luo Bo felt relieved, and handed over the matter of ghostwriting to Gu Huaishan.

Gu Huaishan and Guan Lin went to sit down at a table beside them, Gu Huaishan sat on a chair, and Guan Lin squatted on the table.

Lang Er thought for a while, and came over. Although he was murdered by the orange cat just now, he is a generous dog who never holds grudges. He is going to use his experience in filling out the form to guide Guan Lin.

He stood upright on his hind legs, with his front legs resting on the eaves of the table, and Guan Lin surrounded Gu Huaishan on one side and watched Gu Huaishan fill out the form.

There is no need for Guan Lin to tell you the basic information, Gu Huaishan can fill it out by himself, such as name, gender and race, and common address and contact number, etc., he just filled it out.

Guan Lin didn't realize what was wrong, but when he looked at Gu Huaishan's sharp and cold font, he was a little surprised. After all, Gu Huaishan was such a gentle person, but the font was completely opposite.

Everyone speaks like a person, and it seems that what humans say is not always correct.Guan Lin thought to himself.

But Gu Huaishan filled it in smoothly, Guan Lin didn't notice something was wrong, but Lang Er noticed it, and when Gu Huaishan ticked unmarried directly in the column of marital status, he reminded: "Hey, you haven't asked him yet, how can you directly Just fill in as unmarried?"

After saying that, Guan Lin and Gu Huaishan were both taken aback.

There is nothing wrong with Lang Er asking this question. After all, Guan Lin was a monster thousands of years ago, and his actual age is not young. Maybe he had married a wife and had children a thousand years ago, and his children and grandchildren have been full. Ask Gu Huaishan who seems to be sure that he knows the answer.

Gu Huaishan paused for a second, and when he raised his head again, he smiled at Guan Lin: "I guess, I don't think you mentioned your wife or anything, so you take it for granted."

"It's okay, you didn't make a mistake." Guan Rin didn't take this matter to heart, and didn't think much about it.

But Gu Huaishan was a little scared, he didn't dare to show any flaws in front of Guan Rin, so when filling out the form next, he was a lot more cautious, and he had to ask Guan Rin if he knew anything.

Gu Huaishan's face is gentle and his voice is very gentle, with a gentle feeling that soothes everything. During this simple question and answer, Guan Lin's mood calmed down a lot. He temporarily suppressed all the memories that had been aroused before, and recovered normal attitude.However, when the form was about to be filled out, a desolate howl of wolves suddenly sounded in the quiet room, making Gu Huaishan's last stroke crooked when he wrote the pen, which seemed a little untidy.

There was only one wolf present, and only one prisoner.Guan Lin turned to look at Lang Er, wanting to ask what the silly dog ​​was barking, but found that it was not Lang Er, but Lang Er's cell phone.

This is the ringtone set by Lang Er. No one has called Lang Er before, and Guan Rin has never heard this ringtone.

Lang Er himself was also very surprised that someone called him suddenly, he was stunned for a moment before remembering to take out the mobile phone from the yellow duck backpack on his back, and when he checked the caller ID, he was stunned again.

Guan Lin noticed that Lang Er's ears fell back subconsciously after seeing the caller ID, and his tail wagging all the way shrank back, looking cowardly, so cowardly that he didn't even dare to answer the phone .

This made Guan Lin a little curious. He wanted to see the caller ID on his phone, but he couldn't see it clearly because of the reflection on the screen.

But he soon knew the answer, because although Lang Er was very afraid of the other party, it was obviously even more taboo for him not to answer the other party's phone.So after a moment of mental construction, he pressed the answer button.

After the call was connected, Lang Er was thinking about it, and was about to pluck up the courage to say hello first, but the other party spoke before him, and directly ignored Lang Er, the owner of the phone, and said in a cold tone: "Take the phone To Director Luo."

Lang Er turned on the speakerphone, and the phone was so loud that several people in the room could hear it.Luo Bo, who had just turned on the computer and was about to enter information on the filled form, looked around suspiciously when he heard someone calling him.

Lang Er picked up the phone and handed it to Luo Bo.He didn't ask the other party why he didn't call Luo Bo directly, but went around and let him pass it on. He didn't have any dissatisfaction with being treated as a tool dog by the other party without even saying hello. He was like a tame soldier, subconsciously obey the other party's words.

After Luo Bo answered the phone and muttered a few times, went out of the room to answer the call in the corridor, and could not hear the voice on the other end of the phone, Lang Er reacted belatedly.

The dog's ears drooped again, and he felt a little lost after a few beats.

There was nothing wrong with filling out the form, so Guan Rin lay down on the table, lowered his head and asked the silly dog ​​with drooping ears: "Who is that Director Lang?"

Although the caller didn't report his name, Guan Rin could tell that the indifferent voice was that Director Lang who had met once.

"He's my brother, his name is Lang Yi." Lang Er lowered his head.

"Brother?" Guan Lin asked again.

"Honey, he's ten years older than me." Lang Er whispered.

The age difference of ten years may be very large in the eyes of human beings, almost an age group apart. Even brothers and sisters with such a big difference may not be able to play together because of the age gap, resulting in a bad relationship.But for monsters, ten years is almost negligible.

Therefore, the indifferent way of getting along between the two brothers should not be a matter of age. Guan Lin couldn't figure it out, so he simply asked, "Why do you and your brother have a bad relationship?"

"No." Lang Er was stunned by the question: "It's not good that we don't have a relationship."

"Then what happened before that? Aren't Ge Ziming and your brother friends? Why did you send you to investigate the case that has already been investigated?" Although Guan Lin had doubted the fox's statement before, but now Lang Yi said to Lang Er He was not very sure about this indifferent attitude.

"That... Director Ge explained to me that he didn't send me off, it's because they are too busy to do newcomer training for me, and I can't formally participate in the case. He saw that I was bored every day, so he told me I'll find something to do."

Lang Er earnestly spoke good words for Ge Ziming: "He was afraid of hurting my enthusiasm for handling the case, so he didn't tell the truth, but Director Ge also apologized to me, and even treated me to a bone in sauce. He is a very good leader. "

"Then why is your brother so indifferent to you? And you look very afraid of him." Guan Lin asked

Indifference is an understatement. The sentence "give Director Luo the phone" just now, apart from the lack of basic greetings, is also close to an imperative sentence. It really doesn't sound like the tone of a brother who has a good relationship with his younger brother.

Speaking of this question, Lang Er's ears drooped again: "He didn't do this on purpose, it's just because...he is very powerful."

"Is he very powerful?" Guan Lin's ears trembled, and his tone was full of doubts about Lang Er's wrong answer.

Put aside whether he is powerful or not, what does this have to do with his attitude towards Lang Er?

Lang Er explained: "My brother is really powerful. When he was born, he was a little heavier than ordinary wolf cubs. Later, when he grew up, he will always be the strongest and most capable of fighting among all the cubs. The wolf tribe has a nature, that is, it will obey the strongest wolf, that is, the alpha wolf. He is the alpha wolf of all the juvenile wolves. "

Cold, like an order.

Lang Er said sullenly: "My relationship with my brother is not bad, and he has never bullied me. He is just strict with me and often reprimands me..."

"I know he wants me to become more powerful, to become a wolf in his own right..." He lowered his voice as he spoke, "But I...I..."

"I can't do it..." Lang Er was very frustrated: "Although I am a real brother, I was very weak when I was born. I was born with blocked meridians, and the demon power could not flow through my muscles and bones, so everyone else has grown into a majestic wolf. , I am still like this now, my brother was promoted to Director of the Special Investigation Bureau within a few years and solved many major cases, and I had to rely on his relationship to be recruited into the Bureau."

"I can't do anything well, I can't win a fight, and I can never become a wolf like my brother..." Lang Er's head was completely buried in his two front paws. Sad, but after telling the story, the little bit of sadness he had accumulated many times seemed to be vented out in one breath, and it turned into a lot of sadness.

Guan Rin didn't speak for a while, it's not that he didn't understand what Lang Er said, he actually understood Lang Er's mood very well. He had a brother and sister who were both excellent and powerful, but he was a waste of feelings.

It's not that I don't want to be powerful, it's not that I don't want to get closer to the other party, but I can't do it... So I'm afraid, afraid to stand with the other party, afraid to be compared together, and even afraid to talk to the other party.

This kind of fear does not mean that their relationship is not good. If the other party has achieved something and done a great thing, you will be happy for him, happier than ordinary people, but at the same time, you will be more afraid and more nervous Sad, because such a useless self is the other party's blood relative, like the only stain on a perfect resume.

Seeing Lang Er so sad, Guan Rin wanted to comfort others, but he really couldn't comfort others, so he could only say dryly: "Don't be sad, it's nothing serious."

Lang Er still buried his face in his paws, still depressed and sad: "You don't understand, you don't have a brother who is much better than yourself, and you are a god blood, you have always been very good..."

"No." Guan Rin suddenly retorted: "No."

Surprised Lang Er raised his face, and he saw Guan Rin lowered his head, his slack eyes were not focused.

"I used to have a sister, she was also very powerful, and I..." Guan Lin murmured, "You are not, I am..."

"It's... trash." It took him a long time to say the word.

You are not trash, I am trash.

Lang Er looked at Guan Rin in a daze. He felt that the orange cat was telling lies to comfort him. How could Guan Rin, who fought against the ten-tailed magic fox alone, be a waste?

But Guan Lin didn't lie, Gu Huaishan who had been silently listening to their conversation knew this.

Gu Huaishan looked at Guan Lin's dejected back, and his thoughts followed Guan Lin back to a thousand years ago.

He hadn't known Guan Rin at that time, let alone came to Hulao Pass, but the remarks and contemptuous and mocking eyes that were circulating in the pass slowly allowed him to figure out Guan Rin's past experience.

What Luobo said before is correct. The Biyan clan has such a tradition. Every year, they use sharp guns to test their ability. They call this a trial.

The people of the Bi'an tribe are very enthusiastic about this. Every year on the trial day, all the members of the tribe will gather together to pull out the sharp guns one by one to suppress the prison. Other monster tribes in Hulao pass will also come to watch. The liveliness is not inferior to the Spring Festival in the world.

Every adult Bi'an tribe will participate in the trial, and the young ones must also participate except for those who have just been born and cannot transform into human form.

When Guan Lin participated for the first time, it was the year he first learned to change form.The age calculation of the Yaozu is different from that of humans. Anyway, his age at that time was about the same as that of a five-year-old human being, and the human form he transformed into was also the appearance of a five-year-old boy.

Because of playing in the mountains for many years, his skin is not as fair as that of human children, but has a primitive and wild wheat color.His brows and eyes are full of sharpness that doesn't know how to restrain himself, and the corner of his mouth on the right is always slightly raised, with a look of superciliousness.

He does have the capital of being unruly, because he is very strong, his claws are thicker than those of his age, and he is good at fighting. Even if he is only five years old, he is already a well-known bully in Hulao Pass.

Not to mention that ordinary monsters are afraid of him, even the same clan, as long as they are not too much older than him, are also afraid of him.

He thought so highly of himself that he didn't even pay attention to the Heavenly Demon King who was entrenched in the Sishui Plain and made the sky never bright.

Before the start of the trial day, he even boasted in front of his sister Guan Leng, saying that his talent would definitely not be inferior to that of his sister.

Guan Leng rubbed his head with a smile at that time, and said, "That's good, I'll be happy and relaxed when you come to take over from now on."

The day when the trial day actually started was started by the young clansmen. Guan Lin's age was actually the youngest in the group, so he should be the first, but he wanted to be the last one to play, saying that he was going to be the finale, so as not to Embarrassing to those who made him join later.

It can be said that these words are not without hatred, but those people who are about his age are all defeated by him, so they have to grit their teeth and show their strength one by one. Extraordinary results.

But no matter how extraordinary Guan Lin is, he still doesn't think it's enough to watch. There is not even one that can light up nine inscriptions in the prison of the sharp gun, and it is impossible to let the tip of the gun leave the ground.

Finally, it was his turn to play.He was full of confidence. Before starting, he made a hand gesture with his sister in the crowd, signaling the other party to pay attention and not miss it.

Guan Leng also smiled back with a gesture of encouragement, Guan Rin rubbed his hands together, put on a posture, and held the handle of the prison gun with both hands.

The sharp gun sensed the blood of the gods, and the inscription on the gun body began to light up from the bottom, and the crowd of onlookers began to count tacitly. The noisy crowd fell silent.

Nine Dao means being able to use prison towns and having the qualifications to become a leader. This kind of talent is rare in a hundred years, not to mention that this is not the limit of Guan Rin.

The inscriptions were still on, nine, ten, eleven... When No. 12 inscriptions were also on, there was almost no sound of breathing around.

This is a talent that no one can possess except the ancestors of the Shenxue Biyan clan!

But now, this five-year-old child appeared before their eyes.

Everyone's eyes gathered on Guan Rin in unison, admiring, admiring, and gratified.With such geniuses in their generation, the idea of ​​defeating the Demon King may no longer be empty talk.

They all paid attention to the five-star seven-obscure map and the twelve inscriptions on the gun body, but they ignored the abnormality of Guan Rin himself.

Only Guan Leng, who is closest to Guan Rin, noticed it. Her expression changed drastically. She took a step forward and shouted sharply, "Guan Rin! Let go!"

Guan Rin also wanted to let go, but he couldn't let go, his body was completely frozen, froze with fright.

This sharp gun has subdued countless demons, and it is inevitable that it will be tainted with some fierceness. Guan Lin didn't know what it was like when others held this gun, but when his fingertips touched the handle, his eyes were covered by darkness. wrapped up.

He seems to have come to some kind of battlefield. All kinds of hideous and ugly monsters roared on the battlefield. Their sharp claws easily pierced the chests of monsters and humans, and then took out the hearts of the opponents and chewed them in their mouths.

The sound of chewing flesh and blood, the ubiquitous smell of blood, and the greedy and ferocious gazes of the demons all terrified Guan Lin, but what frightened him the most was that behind the group of demons, there was a more powerful demonic energy Continuously filling the sky, the day turned into night, and even the sky changed color because of his strength!

He is... the demon king!

The Heavenly Demon King suddenly raised his head forward and was looking in Guan Lin's direction. The moment his eyes met, Guan Lin felt as if he had fallen into an ice cellar, his blood froze instantly, and his limbs couldn't control him.Not to mention defeating the opponent, he was so scared at the moment that he couldn't even escape.

He watched the Heavenly Demon King walking towards him, that tall black shadow, as towering as a mountain, unshakable.

The Heavenly Demon King raised the long knife in his hand and laid it across Guan Rin's neck. He was about to cut off Guan Rin's head, just like he beheaded the tenth leader of Bi An, but Guan Rin remained motionless and did not dare to resist , dare not escape.

The tip of the knife drew an arc in the air, and before the pain of separation from the body and head really struck, the blackness in front of him suddenly faded away, and Guan Lin flew upside down, rolling on the ground several times before stopping.

Everyone looked at Guan Rin in astonishment, and then turned their heads to look at the sharp gun that bounced the owner away for the first time.

No, it's not the master. The Shenqiang Prison doesn't recognize this person at all, and the twelve inscriptions that light up don't represent Guan Rin's talent, but only the sharp gun's resistance.

It resisted being touched by the coward.

"Guan Rin! Wait!" Guan Leng yelled again.

Before everyone could react, Guan Rin, who had rolled on the ground a few times, had already got up again. His whole body was bruised and his knee was broken, but he got up without saying a word, dragging his injured leg, towards the He ran deep in the woods, and Guan Leng called him non-stop.

Guan Leng hurriedly chased after him, and after both siblings left, those who stayed in place finally came to their senses.

I don't know who started it, but there was a suppressed laugh from the crowd, not very loud, and I didn't dare to be too obvious, but soon, as the laughter became louder and more people, it developed into a roar of laughter .

They didn't see an unprecedented genius today, but they saw an unprecedented joke.

The sacred blood Bi An was born to fight against the demons, but there is a divine blood Bi An that is afraid of the demons?Nothing could be more ridiculous.

Since then, Guan Lin has become famous, more famous than he is a bully, because he is a joke, a coward, and a waste.