Decided to live by pretending to be a cat after being unemployed

"Buzz-"

Lang Er turned his face to the right, looked at Guan Rin and said, "The aftermath work has been basically completed, and the two disappearance cases have also been closed. The family members have not been informed of the truth, but all the remains have been returned."

"Buzz-"

Lang Er turned his face to the left, continued to look at Guan Rin and said, "The earliest bones dug up from the bottom of the pool can be traced back to the Tang Dynasty, which is the time period when the demons broke out of prison thousands of years ago. To be fair, most of the current bureau thinks that this should just be a coincidence that slipped through the net, but for the sake of caution, the investigation into the origin of this monster and the remaining fragment is still going on.”

"Buzz-"

"By the way, the reason I came to you today is..." After turning his head almost 360 degrees, Lang Er couldn't bear it anymore, he interrupted his topic, and said aloud: "Can you stop talking?" Spinning in circles? I'm almost dizzy."

"Huh?" Guan Lin, who had been quietly listening to Lang Er's talk, widened his eyes when he heard the words, and patted his paw that had been placed on the spot, motioning Lang Er to open his dog eyes to see clearly: "I've been watching from the beginning to the end. Didn't move, are you blind?"

"But you're sitting on the sweeping robot! You've already circled the house several times!" Lang Er accused aggrievedly as he straightened his knotted neck.

While he was talking, the pancake-shaped sweeping robot Guan Lin was sitting on whirled and turned in front of Lang Er again, and the orange cat that turned around gave Lang Er a paw by the way, which was unreasonable : "I turn mine, you tell yours, who told you to follow me?"

"Hmm..." Lang Er covered his head, not daring to continue choking on the unreasonable orange cat.

He lay down aggrieved, watching the orange cat squatting proudly on the sweeping robot, circling around the milk tea shop, like a king riding a car to inspect his territory.

And in this small kingdom, besides the mechanical car that drives him around, there is also a considerate and gentle queen.

Gu Huaishan came over with two cups of milk tea, and smiled gently to ease the atmosphere: "I'm thirsty after talking for so long, let's drink some milk tea first."

As he spoke, he handed a cup of milk tea to Lang Er.

Lang Er hurriedly took it over, thanking Gu Huaishan politely was not enough, and he was going to pay the bill, he is a good monster who does not eat and drink for nothing.

It's just that Lang Er's idea of ​​paying was rejected by Gu Huaishan with a wave of his hand. He smiled: "It was thanks to your protection last time, just a small thank you gift. If you like to drink, you will come to my shop for free in the future."

In the future, drinking milk tea will be free... It sounds very tempting, but Lang Er is still embarrassed to always eat and drink for free, but just this time, it’s okay, right?

So Lang Er didn't insist on paying any more, and accepted the kindness.

After handing one of the cups of milk tea to Lang Er, Gu Huaishan took the other cup of milk tea and looked helplessly at Guan Lin who was being carried around the house by the robot vacuum cleaner.

He bought it at a discount in the mall during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Gu Huaishan is used to cleaning by himself. He is actually not used to these latest human technologies. He just bought it with the attitude of giving it a try.

Based on the experience of using it in the past few days, the cleaning effect of the sweeping robot...it is indeed there, but it is obvious that its greater role is to become Guan Lin's toy.

It is obvious that he is the famous Shenxue Bi An, and the prototype is even more majestic, but he has the same hobbies as cats. Whenever the sweeping robot starts to work, he must sit on it and follow it around without getting dizzy.

However, although Gu Huaishan's eyes looked helpless, they were conniving in nature. He was different from Lang Er. Guan Rin would still listen to what he said, but he never asked Guan Rin to get off the robot vacuum cleaner. He just let the other party occupy him. Play around with the machine.At this moment, holding the milk tea without urging, I just stood aside and waited quietly.

Gu Huaishan didn't open his mouth, but Guan Lin noticed Gu Huaishan who was looking at him. He finally let go of the hard-working sweeping robot. table.

Gu Huaishan put the remaining cup of milk tea in front of Guan Lin. It was also pearl milk tea, but Guan Lin's cup was different from Lang Er's cup. The amount of ingredients inside could not be seen through the paper cup, but Gu Huaishan's attitude was still very serious. Obviously, he gave it to Lang Er along with the packaging, and when he handed it to Guan Rin, he thoughtfully inserted the straw and put it between Guan Rin's two paws, so that he could hold the cup in his arms and drink it.

Ever since Guan Lin was able to speak human words, getting along with Gu Huaishan has become much more convenient. For example, he can finally tell the other party how much he loves pearl milk tea. Before he opened his mouth, normal people would never have imagined that a cat would love milk tea. so deep.

For another example, he can tell Gu Huaishan not to touch him casually. For a monster, such behavior is very offensive. Not everyone likes to be rubbed like Lang Er, a silly dog.

Of course, being stroked is very comfortable in itself, and Guan Rin's discomfort is psychological. Before he fully accepts a person, he doesn't like that person to touch him at will.In the past, it was because I couldn't tell Gu Huaishan, so I touched it if I touched it. I didn't pursue the matter of holding Guan Lin in my arms that night. Those who don't know are innocent, but now, Guan Lin and Gu Huaishan have made a three-pronged agreement. If you want to touch him, His consent must be obtained.

With Gu Huaishan's gentle and honest personality, it seems that he is a very well-behaved type, at least on the surface.At this moment, he still maintains his own personality, tentatively stretched out his hand, and asked Guan Lin who was drinking milk tea, "Is it okay?"

Guan Lin glanced at Gu Huaishan, but said nothing.

May I?Of course not.This was Guan Rin's original answer, but Lang Er's move to pay before that stimulated him.

This silly dog ​​knows that he can't eat other people's food for free, but he lives in other people's houses without spending a penny, sleeps in other people's quilts, and eats food made by others.If you don't want to think about these things, every time you turn them over, Guan Lin's cat face can't hold back.

Of course he is not a useless burden to Gu Huaishan, he has saved Gu Huaishan anyway, after all, if it wasn't for the restraint he placed on Gu Huaishan, Gu Huaishan would have been ripped open by the demon fox at this moment.

The grace of saving lives is just to let the other party provide a little board and lodging, which is really not too much.But Guan Lin has never been a person who wants to return favors, he can't take it for granted that he saved Gu Huaishan, and Gu Huaishan should support him unconditionally.

At this moment, drinking the milk tea that Gu Huaishan worked so hard to make from dawn to dusk, and was supposed to sell it to the outside world to support his family, Guan Lin didn't have the confidence or the capital to say that he could pay for it, so it seemed that he could only choose another payment method.

Seeing that Guan Rin remained silent and motionless, Gu Huaishan thought that he had been rejected, and was about to take back his hand in some disappointment, when his palm was suddenly touched by something soft.

When the furry touch left, Gu Huaishan realized that it was Guan Lin's tail.

He looked at Guan Rin's expression in surprise, but saw the orange cat holding the milk tea and turned his head away, hiding the expression on his face, only the dangling tail swept by it from time to time as if inadvertently Gu Huaishan's palm.

For Guan Lin, this is an awkward acquiescence, but for Gu Huaishan, there are two more words - seduce, naked seduce.

Pretending to be gentle and honest, it is already difficult not to touch her, how can she stand up to such a temptation.Gu Huaishan couldn't hold it back, and touched the fur on Guan Lin's back, but it wasn't enough, he curled up Guan Lin's tail with his fingers, and touched it from the end of the tail to the root.

If you get any closer, it's the butt. You can't touch the tiger's butt, and you can't even touch Bi An's.

The sharp nails that can break steel and rocks did not pop out, and the strength to easily break the skull was useless. When this claw was slapped on Gu Huaishan's hand, apart from making him feel Guan Lin's resisting attitude, there was no pain at all. No.

"I won't touch this place next time." While apologizing to Guan Lin, Gu Huaishan took the opportunity to touch Guan Lin's head again.

After touching, he immediately backed away, smiled at Lang Er who was stupefied, and motioned: "You guys continue to chat, there are no customers in the store at this time, if necessary, I can close the door first."

Immersed in the unbelievable shock that this human being is so bold and that the orange cat has such a bad temper, he just slapped him away without any pain, Lang Er hurriedly said: "No, if someone comes, I will You can hear footsteps, so you don’t need to close the store.”

Gu Huaishan nodded, and retreated behind the bar to clean up the cups that had just been made with milk tea.Guan Lin put on his unhappy airplane ears, sucking up the pearls one by one and chewing them.

Lang Er drank faster, and after he finished drinking, he said again: "Where did I just talk? Oh yes, I came to you today to take you to do household registration and ID card."

As a black householder thousands of years ago, Guan Lin knew about registering household registration. Yesterday, that is, October [-]th, the Special Investigation Bureau just contacted him through Gu Huaishan's mobile phone, saying that he would come to visit today. , and take him to register household registration.

But... "Why are you here?" Guan Rin was a little surprised. He thought it would be Director Ge. After all, the explanation he gave the other party about his origin last time was really too vague. Ge Ziming shouldn't Accept this explanation, come over and try and ask again.

"It was originally Director Ge who wanted to come, and... and Director Lang. They originally planned to come together today, but something happened unexpectedly. The serial murderer who has been investigating a while ago committed another crime. The two of them I led the team to the scene of the crime to investigate, I have nothing to do, and I am familiar with you, so I sent me to take you to register your household registration."

Guan Lin let out an "Ah", he pondered: "There were twelve homicides before, this time it must be No.13, right? Your special investigation bureau has been investigating for so long, and you didn't catch the murderer. Did he kill another person under his nose?"

He didn't express his dislike directly, but both inside and outside of his words meant that he disliked the ineffectiveness of the Special Investigation Bureau.

Lang Er couldn't help rebutting for his colleagues: "The murderer was too cunning, leaving no clues, and there was no obvious connection between the victims, but this time it was different. No. 13 victims did not die. And seeing what the murderer looks like, he will definitely be caught soon."

"Oh?" Guan Lin became interested: "Witnessed the murderer? What kind of monster is so bold?"

"This..." Lang Er was a little hesitant, not because he was hesitant to disclose the case to Jumao. After all, this is not a secret, otherwise it would not be Lang Er's turn to know.What he hesitated was that he himself felt that what the victim said was not reliable.

When Lang Er was hesitating, Guan Rin jumped directly onto the ground, patted Lang Er's shoulder with a paw, and urged, "Speak quickly!"

"It's not a monster..." Lang Er still spoke, and told Guan Rin about the unimaginable murderer: "It's Guanyin Bodhisattva."

"Avalokitesvara? Bodhisattva?" Guan Rin repeated, with a total of four words and paused halfway to express his shock.

Even Gu Huaishan, who was standing behind the bar and was wiping the cup with a rag, couldn't help but pause when he heard these four words.However, he quickly returned to normal. After all, according to common sense, he, an ordinary person, should not know about these ghosts.

He was calm on the surface, but in his heart he also felt that this incident was too bizarre. Evil ghosts can change into any shape, but they shouldn't change into the appearance of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Guan Lin also thought so: "In ancient times, after the gods died out, there were no real gods in the world. Guanyin Bodhisattva is a man-made god, a human god condensed by the beliefs of all living beings. Compared with gods, these gods and gods are also invulnerable to all evil, and ghosts and ghosts can't get close."

"Since it is born of the belief of the people, these gods and gods are also as described in the belief. Avalokitesvara is merciful and merciful, saving all beings from suffering. It will never do evil and kill people, and ghosts cannot pretend to be it. Just like clay statues of Avalokitesvara have spirits, as long as it is the image of Avalokitesvara, it will be affected by the power of belief. Different Avalokitesvara statues have more or less divine powers depending on the number of believers, but they must not be faked. "

Therefore, what Lang Er said about Guanyin Bodhisattva being a murderer is simply a fantasy, it is so outrageous.

Lang Er heard what Guan Lin meant, and quickly said: "I didn't say this, it was the victim who said it himself, saying that the portrait of Guanyin hanging in his house suddenly appeared, and he would kill him after the appearance, he said It's a promise, it's true."

"Do you believe what he says?" Guan Lin was very disdainful: "What kind of lunatic is Bao Buqi? You take the nonsense seriously."

"I didn't believe it at the beginning," Lang Er continued to defend their Special Investigation Bureau: "I didn't even think about the previous serial murder case, but the reporter told a detail. The Guanyin he saw was holding a Dharma artifact - wish-fulfilling wheel."

"In the previous twelve murder cases, the victims were all beheaded and died, but the wounds where the skulls were severed were very strange, bloody and irregular, not like ordinary swords, and even less like beasts gnawed. tooth marks."

"Director Ge and the others have always wondered what kind of murder weapon caused such a wound, but when the informant mentioned the wishful wheel, they suddenly thought that such a vague and irregular wound is not just like being rotated by the sawtooth on the wishful wheel. Was it cut out?"

Regardless of whether Avalokitesvara can kill people or whether Ruyilun is the murder weapon or not, at the juncture of twelve murders in a row, the slightest possibility of catching the murderer cannot be let go, so Ge ​​Ziming made a decisive decision and compared this case with the previous ones. The serial murder case was dealt with together, and the team was led to investigate the scene.

After Lang Er explained this, Guan Rin reluctantly took back the discrimination that his special investigation bureau was full of idiots. He was too lazy to take care of this case. What to do is to register and become a decent cat with an ID card.

Guan Lin ate the last pearl in the cup, then patted his paw and said, "Where is the household registration department? Is it troublesome to register for a household registration?"

After being reminded like this, Lang Er also remembered his real purpose of coming today, not to tell Guan Lin about the bizarre case, but to take the orange cat to register: "It's not troublesome, just fill out a form and take a photo. But the household registration department is on the other side of the city, tens of miles away from here, which is quite far away, by the way, what time is it?"

Gu Huaishan, who had been quietly listening behind the bar, glanced at his phone and replied, "It's ten o'clock."

"Ah? It's already ten o'clock?" Lang Er looked at the time and realized that he had wasted so much time, so he hurriedly got up and urged, "Hurry up, Hurry up, the household registration department gets off work at [-] o'clock in the evening, if you are late, you have to wait until tomorrow gone."

It's only a few tens of miles away. According to the current traffic speed of human beings, it will arrive in two or three hours, which is completely in time, but Guan Lin sensed something wrong from Lang Er's anxious attitude, and a hint of vigilance appeared on the cat's face: "How do we get there?"

Sure enough, Lang Er's answer was: "Go over there."

Guan Lin: "..."

Lang Er was aggrieved, it's not that he didn't want to take the car, but... he looked at Guan Rin and then at himself: "Do you think there will be a car willing to take us with the two of us?"

There will be.

Weird.

Guan Lin's expression became numb. Human beings may accept a car with a pet alone, but they certainly will not accept a cat and a dog alone in a car. Communication becomes a problem, and various situations along the way are even more unpredictable.

Just when Guan Lin was about to accept the reality and start the hundred-mile long journey from now on, the caring Gu Huaishan spoke again.

"Can I go?" He asked Lang Er.

"Yes, but yes..." Lang Er was taken aback. Gu Huaishan had already signed a confidentiality agreement, and the household registration department is not a secret unit. It's no problem to go and have a look. He was stunned: "Don't you need to look at the store?"

Gu Huaishan shrugged: "Most of the Jiangcheng campus was destroyed before. Now the students are on vacation and school hasn't started yet. I don't have much business here. Why don't I go around with you and learn a lot."

What he said was also true. Lang Er came to the store at nine o'clock in the morning and told Guan Lin that no one in the store has come to the present.In this case, there is nothing to say, Lang Er said happily: "Then let's go together!"

There is nothing to be happy about having one more person to follow, but the key point is that Gu Huaishan is a human being, he can take a taxi and take Guan Lin and Lang Er with him in the name of bringing pets.

In this way, they don't have to work hard for a hundred miles, and rush over there in a hurry.

Guan Rin also thought of this, and he breathed a sigh of relief. A few dozen miles is not too far away. When Guan Lin used to fight against the demon army, he often traveled hundreds of miles, but that was the prototype. It's a few meters, the size of the orange cat now, with its short paws, it's not bad if it can take half a meter in a step, if it really walks like this, it may not even be dark.

Now that the decision has been made, Gu Huaishan will not delay any longer. Although there is more than enough time to take a taxi, it is better to finish the matter as soon as possible.He picked up his mobile phone, opened the car-hailing app, placed an order, and specifically indicated that besides himself as the passenger, he also had a cat and a dog with him.

Some drivers don't like these cats and dogs, they smell and shed their hair, but some drivers don't mind. Gu Huaishan took the order shortly after placing the order, but the driver had a request, Ask him to keep the cat and dog in a cage.

When the driver sent a message to Gu Huaishan through the car-hailing platform, Guan Lin and Lang Er were watching beside him. Seeing the request to put them in a cage, Lang Er was not very willing, but he was not too opposed. After all, this request is understandable.But Guan Lin was immediately unhappy, before he could explain his thoughts to Gu Huaishan, Gu Huaishan frowned first and rejected the driver.

He placed another order, and others took orders one after another, but without exception, they all required him to lock up the cats and dogs so that they would not interfere with driving, and the minimum requirements required him to tie the cats and dogs on a leash.

Guan Rin was unwilling to be put in a cage or tied to a rope, either of which would be a great insult to him.

But he also knew that this made it very difficult for Gu Huaishan.

Guan Rin's ears fell to the sides, and he was engaged in a fierce ideological struggle. Finally, he decided to take a step back: "I can hide in the bag, just find a backpack to carry me."

Although the backpack is also narrow and cramped, it is not a cage after all, and Guan Rin can barely convince himself to accept it.

But Gu Huaishan didn't accept it. He didn't follow the three chapters of the contract with Guan Rin this time, but directly touched Guan Rin's head, rubbed his upturned ears, and vetoed softly: "I don't want to part with it."

After finishing speaking, regardless of the stunned Guan Lin, he directly canceled his car booking order, and he made a phone call instead. Not long after, the staff of the car rental company drove the car rented by Gu Huaishan to the door of the store, and took Gu Huaishan's payment. After paying the car rental fee and a deposit of several thousand yuan, he handed over the car keys to Gu Huaishan.

Taking a taxi to the Household Registration Office costs only 300 yuan, and now it has doubled. For Gu Huaishan who is not well-off, this is really not a wise choice.

However, how can something extraneous like money compare to his Guan Lin?

Gu Huaishan closed the shop, and went around to open the co-pilot's door, stood by the car door, and smiled softly at Guan Lin.

Guan Lin's mood was a bit complicated, and he wanted to say something to Gu Huaishan for all that he had done for himself, but he couldn't say anything, so he could only jump into the car without saying a word, and sat down in the passenger seat.

Lang Er was not treated so well. He was self-reliant, opened the car door by himself, and got into the back seat.Like every dog ​​that is about to be taken out for a drive, he is very excited now, and he can't wait for the excitement. He even pressed his paw on the car window, and gave Gu Huaishan a "wow".

It's saying "Let's go!"

As he wished, Gu Huaishan sat in the driver's seat, fastened his seat belt in an orderly manner, stepped on the accelerator, and set off.