Decided to live by pretending to be a cat after being unemployed

At nine o'clock in the morning, Gu Huaishan pushed open the door of the milk tea shop, and started today's business with full of energy.

Guan Lin lay on the hammock, yawned, and started to catch up on sleep.

The price of being a night owl is lack of sleep and sleepiness during the day. In fact, if it was only the first half of the night when he went out to investigate the case, it would be fine, he wouldn't be so sleepy. The problem is that he didn't have a good rest in the second half of the night, because he and Gu Huaishan...

Of course nothing happened.

One person and one cat, what else can they do besides simply sleep?

I can still chat.

Gu Huaishan chatted one-sidedly, while Guan Lin called "meow meow meow", and they talked for most of the night.

Probably because he managed to get Guan Lin to sleep in his own room and gave Gu Huaishan the illusion that victory was in sight, he began to push forward and made further unreasonable demands, such as letting Guan Lin go to bed.

Guan Lin returned home, but brought his cat's litter and placed it neatly under the bed, not really sleeping with Gu Huaishan.

Of course, Guan Lin refused Gu Huaishan's request, not only because he wanted to be polite, but because he felt that if he agreed to Gu Huaishan's request, Gu Huaishan would immediately propose the next one.

Like plucking.

It's not a day or two since this human being coveted his fur. Guan Lin felt that Gu Huaishan would persistently take him home because his fur was better-looking, and his appearance was higher than those ordinary wild cats.

Guan Lin is not a real house cat, and he doesn't like others to pet him casually like a pet. It's not like he doesn't want to be petted at all. Guan Lin can still be petted for people close to him, but Gu Huaishan is still a little bit worse now. .

A little bit of a billion bit.

In Guan Lin's vision, it will take seven or eight years for this distance of a few million points. He is really used to getting along with this human being and has really integrated into this world. Only then will he touch himself for Gu Huaishan, and only I can touch the fur on my back, but my belly is still not touched.

But... so far, every one of his ideas has been wrong.

Just like he originally planned to be an ordinary kitten eating free food, but suddenly turned into a detective and started investigating the case.

Detective Cat came back to sleep for a while, and Assistant Dog came as promised.

He didn't come directly, but cleverly pretended to buy milk tea.Or maybe it's not a pretense, but he really wants to buy milk tea.

"Pearl milk tea, big cup of whole sugar without ice." Gu Huaishan looked at the husky who walked into his shop again, with the same menu as yesterday in his mouth.

There is also a difference, there are two more characters at the end of today's milk tea list: "*2."

The dog only bought one cup yesterday, but it was upgraded to two cups today.

Surprised, I was already surprised yesterday, but this time Gu Huaishan accepted a good turn around and made it.After he turned around, Lang Er looked up at the orange cat sleeping on the hammock, and let out a soft "owwow".

The orange cat's ears trembled, obviously hearing it, but he still didn't open his eyes, just lying lazily on his stomach.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Guan Lin also opened his eyes because of the noise of the dog alarm clock. He waved his paw impatiently. Lang Er lowered his head reflexively, but then he realized that the orange cat couldn't hit him now, so he became bold again.

Just about to bark again, Guan Lin jumped off the hammock and landed on the bar where the food was ordered, only one step away from the dog.

Lang Er didn't dare to scream anymore, he grinned and showed a flattering smile.

Either they are from the same family, this dog face really looks like Lang Yan.Guan Lin thought to himself.

He didn't jump on the ground to beat the dog, because Gu Huaishan was still there, and he wanted to maintain his image as a harmless kitten in front of Gu Huaishan.

Gu Huaishan packaged the milk tea and handed it to Lang Er. Lang Er took the milk tea bag in his mouth and glanced at Guan Lin before leaving. Guan Lin returned his gaze, and Lang Er left.

After the dog is gone, there are only people and cats in the store.Gu Huaishan sat by the bar, looking at Guan Rin who rarely squatted on the bar.

Guan Lin used to lie on a hammock that was too high, and you had to look up to see it. If you touch it, you can only touch it if you eat the magic fruit that can turn into a rubber man, but now it is different. Guan Lin squats in front of him and can reach out where it touches.

Gu Huaishan's fingers were ready to move, Guan Lin turned his back to him, facing the direction of the gate, his tail was dangling unconsciously behind him, as if he was trying to attract people to commit crimes.

Gu Huaishan was seduced, he approached slowly, slowly, not wanting to grab that dishonest tail brutally, he just wanted to pretend to rub it casually, to feel the furry touch.

But even with such a small expectation, Guan Rin didn't let him succeed.When he was about to touch Guan Rin, as if he had eyes behind his back, the tail moved away with a "swoosh", and Guan Rin also turned his head.

Facing Guan Lin's gaze, Gu Huaishan smiled innocently, then retracted his hand as if nothing had happened, pretending nothing happened.

Guan Lin looked suspiciously for a while, but didn't see any clues. He turned his gaze back to the door again, guessing in his heart that it was almost the same. If he went out at this time, it shouldn't make Gu Huaishan suspect that he had something to do with that dog.

He jumped off the bar, ready to go out.

"Come back early." Gu Huaishan said routinely behind Guan Lin.

"Meow meow~" I know, I know.

Guan Lin left.Gu Huaishan looked at the storefront where only his own was left, and sighed with some melancholy, like a wife who knew her husband was hanging out with cronies but still had to be a virtuous housekeeper.

But this melancholy disappeared quickly, and when a guest came in, he raised a gentle smile again.

On the other side, Guan Rin also managed to meet Lang Er in a hidden alley. After the meeting, they didn't do anything serious. They first held a cup of milk tea and drank it happily.

When Lang Er drank it, the dog's face was full of happiness, and when Guan Lin drank it, he also became like this unconsciously, because the milk tea was really, unexpectedly delicious.It was so good that he drank the whole big cup in one breath, and he was still a little bit unsatisfied.

He savored the aroma of milk and tea in his mouth, thinking that if he knew that there was such a thing as milk tea in the world, why would he still encourage Lang Yan and Zhao Xuanming to accompany him to steal the wine cellar, just go and steal the milk tea.

Lang Er also finished drinking. When he noticed the expression on Guan Lin's face, he was a little surprised: "Is this your first time drinking?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?" Guan Lin replied.

"But you are already living in a milk tea shop, and the human being who raises you is still the owner of the milk tea shop. You have never drank milk tea?!" Lang Er couldn't believe it. Because of his love for milk tea, he once lived in a milk tea shop. Beautiful fantasy, in his fantasy, it is natural to drink milk tea as water, but Guan Lin who actually lives in a milk tea shop has never drank it once.

"What's so strange about this?" Guan Lin was inexplicable: "Have you ever seen a human who raises a cat and will give the cat milk tea?"

This is true, Lang Er suddenly realized.

After drinking the milk tea, Guan Lin felt a lot more awake, no longer sleepy, and full of energy. It seems that "milk tea is power" in the TV series is really not a lie.

"Let's go, we're investigating the case." Guan Lin led the way out of the alley.

Lang Er followed closely: "What are you looking for today? Are you still looking for foxes?"

Guan Lin nodded first, then shook his head, making Lang Er confused: "Should I check or not?"

"Stupid!" Guan Lin gave Lang Er a paw: "Of course the fox must investigate! He is very likely to be the murderer! And he found Gu Huaishan, as long as he is a man-eating monster, he will not let Gu Huaishan go, and He must be impatient, but for some reason he has to follow the law of the first two full moons, so the time for him to do it will be the Mid-Autumn Festival three days later."

"Although we only need to wait three days to find out the truth, just waiting is too passive. We have to take the initiative now and continue to find his connection with the two disappearance cases." Guan Lin began to assign tasks: "You go Look up his relationships, in case he has any monster associates we haven't discovered yet."

"I went to check the two missing girls, four months apart, why are these two girls? Is it random?" Guan Lin asked himself: "Although it may be random, but I still prefer There are certain conditions for him to attack, such as a special horoscope, a special appearance, a special preference and so on."

"No, no, both of them have ordinary horoscopes, and they don't look alike, and although they are in the same school, they are in different departments and levels, and they don't usually communicate much. Apart from disappearing in the same way, the same Girls, these two people have nothing in common. The police have already checked these things, and the files submitted to our special investigation bureau have been written. Even the parents, relatives and school friends of the two girls have been questioned one by one. .” Lang Er retorted.

"Really?" Guan Rin was skeptical about this. He felt that it is easy for humans to check things. After all, it is too easy for demons to deceive humans without cultivation.However, the dossier is still worth looking at. Guan Lin doesn't know a lot of basic information about the two missing girls.

He was about to ask Lang Er where the dossier was, and Lang Er took out a mobile phone from the yellow duck's backpack very politely, then opened the document and pushed it in front of Guan Lin: "Here, it's all in the phone. "

Guan Lin stared at the electronic file on the mobile phone for a moment, although he already roughly understood the function of the mobile phone, and also understood that with the help of technology, many things in this era are much more convenient than before. Documents no longer need to be saved on paper, but It only takes up a little memory on your phone and you can take it with you, but knowing it is one thing and getting used to it is another.

After a moment of silence, Guan Lin started scratching the phone with his paw as if nothing had happened, trying not to let Lang Er see the fact that he is an antique cat.

Lang Er really didn't see it, he was going to carry out the task assigned to him by Guan Rin to investigate Bai Yiran, but he thought it would be inconvenient not to bring his mobile phone, so he said, "Where's your mobile phone? I'll send you the document directly Bar."

Where did Guan Rin get his mobile phone? He didn't even have an ID card, so he just made up an excuse and said, "I lost it."

"Ah?" Lang Er widened his eyes, obviously surprised that Guan Lin didn't even have a mobile phone: "Then how can I contact you?"

"Let's meet at a time." Guan Lin said casually: "Just at noon, no matter whether you find it or not, we will meet at the school gate at twelve o'clock at noon."

After thinking about who Lang Er was going to investigate, Guan Rin added: "Howl when you are in danger, howl louder, and I will come to rescue you when you hear it."

Lang Er didn't think there was anything at first, but he was a little flustered by Guan Rin's words: "...What if I can't hear it?"

Guan Lin blinked his innocent cat eyes: "Then you are unlucky."

Lang Er: "..."