Decided to live by pretending to be a cat after being unemployed

300...catties? !

The owner of the pet shop looked at the numbers on the scale, his face distorted like an abstract painting, and then he looked at the orange cat with tabby stripes squatting obediently on the scale, as if looking at some alien in horror biology.

"Haha, are you getting fatter?" The cat owner, Gu Huaishan, didn't look at the scale. He smiled at the pet shop owner who made a fuss, and didn't take the other party's reaction seriously. Tangerine is the most important thing."

No... It's not a little fatter at all.The pet shop owner's heart has broken through the sky. The corners of his eyes twitched, and he said euphemistically, "It shouldn't be a matter of being fat or not..."

It's a matter of whether the thing is a cat or not.

What kind of cat can grow to three hundred catties? !It might even be more than three hundred catties, because the upper limit of his scale is only three hundred catties!

The owner of the pet shop has watched a lot of sci-fi movies, and his brain is very big. He suddenly thought of many monsters disguised as cats to invade the earth, such as the Yuan Devourer in a certain movie, which happened to be an orange cat. Just very similar.

He glanced at the orange cat nervously, not daring to call out the other party's identity directly, he was hesitating how to remind this simple-looking cat owner, who seemed to have never suspected that his cat was abnormal.

The orange cat didn't pay attention to the tense state of mind of the pet shop owner at the moment. He looked down at the numbers on the scale and was silent for a moment.

Careless.

He was so busy turning his body into a cat that he forgot to raise his breath and lighten his body when he was on the scale.

He took a breath, and then gave a "meow" with that cute and harmless cat face.

The barking caught the attention of the two of them. Gu Huaishan looked down at the cat, and at the same time he saw the number on the scale for the first time, and thought about it: "23 catties, it seems a bit heavy, but Guan Lin has a big frame, so he should still All right."

Guan Lin is the name of the orange cat. Gu Huaishan compared Guan Lin's paws while talking. This cat's paws are much thicker than ordinary cats, and the overall body shape is also a circle larger than ordinary cats. It is almost as good as Corgi's. The size is too large, so the figure of 23 catties is not too outrageous, and it is not worth making a fuss about.

The fussy pet shop owner rubbed his eyes and double-checked that the number on the scale was 23 catties, not the 300 catties he had just seen.

Heck, is the scale broken, or is it his eyesight?

The answer is unknown, but it was a false alarm anyway.The owner of the pet shop knew that he had made a joke, so he quickly changed the subject and said: "If it is 23 catties, I recommend a medium-sized pet hammock. For ordinary cats, a small one is fine. Yours is a bit heavy, so use a medium-sized pet hammock. A medium-sized pet hammock is 30 catties." The following are all fine."

"Okay, please pack it for me." Gu Huaishan paid the money readily.

Although he was frightened just now, selling has become an instinct of the owner of the pet store. While packing, he said casually: "Do you want to vaccinate him? Cat triple combination and rabies vaccine, almost every cat that comes to my place Hitting them all is good for both humans and cats."

inject?

Guan Lin's ears perked up, and before Gu Huaishan could speak, he let out a "meow!", which was sharper and more forceful than the previous one, with only one attitude, no injections.

Gu Huaishan smiled helplessly: "He is not very willing, forget it."

The owner of the pet shop thought that there was no reason why he was willing or not. None of the cats who received injections came here after signing the "I am willing to have injections" commitment letter.

Cats are not human beings, so there is no need to ask for advice, just press and beat them.

But... the owner of the pet shop secretly glanced at the orange cat named Guan Lin again, and felt a little lucky that Gu Huaishan didn't choose to get an injection in his shop.

Because this cat is really too fierce, don't look at it squatting on the scale honestly now, the round cat face is so cute, it makes people want to touch his fluffy fur.

But if you really touch it, the cat will change its face in an instant, as fierce as a tiger, and you can't touch it at all.

The owner of the pet shop had already tried the method himself. He didn't even touch it, but just stretched it forward. Guan Lin lowered his body, bared his teeth, and looked like he was about to erupt.He had a premonition that if he really gave Guan Rin an injection, whether he could get it or not, the question was whether his face could be kept intact.

"Hey, let me say, is he that fierce to you? He won't touch you?" The owner of the pet shop couldn't help asking.

"Is he fierce?" Gu Huaishan defended his cat: "Guan Lin just doesn't have close relatives. After all, he has been wandering all the time. It's only been a month since I came home with me. You should be able to touch it after you get familiar with it."

"Wild cats are like this. They are wary of people." The owner of the pet shop nodded approvingly: "The kitten can still be straightened. Your cat is so big, it will be difficult to raise it well."

He was about to take advantage of the situation to sell his rare and docile cat breed, but Gu Huaishan directly stopped him: "Guan Lin won't do it."

What he said was swearing, and his tone was so firm that Guan Rin couldn't help but glance at him, wondering where this human being is so confident, isn't it up to me to know him well?

Moreover, he has no plans to become very familiar with Gu Huaishan so far, he just lives in the other party's house in the appearance of a cat, eats, drinks and lives, and does not intend to let the other party touch him casually like an ordinary cat.

The owner of the pet store didn't force the sale any more, and just continued with his packing work. At the same time, he complained: "Guan Lin? The name you gave to your cat is also strange. It looks like a person's name, and it doesn't follow your surname."

"That's it," Gu Huaishan smiled, "I didn't know what to name it at the time, so I asked him to pick it out from the dictionary."

"It's a good thing he didn't choose a dog leftover haha." The owner of the pet shop joked.

But cats and people don't find it interesting. Guan Lin pulled the corner of his mouth, revealing a small piece of sharp teeth, thinking that this human's mouth is really broken. Guan Lin is his real name, not a random name, that is, Guan Lin He didn't want to be exposed, otherwise with his temper, he would have to beat the other party until he didn't dare to make fun of other people's names.

Gu Huaishan didn't argue, just smiled perfunctorily.

The owner of the pet shop didn't notice anything unusual. After packing for a long time, he finally packed the pet hammock. He handed the bag to Gu Huaishan: "The assembly manual is inside, just pack it up when you get home. By the way, I'll give you another one."

He said and put a box of canned cat food into the bag, and said enthusiastically: "Everyone opens a store in the university city, and if you come to my shop to spend in the future, I will give you a discount."

Gu Huaishan didn't run a pet shop, he ran a milk tea shop, and the business of the two didn't conflict, so the owner of the pet shop wanted to build a good relationship with his neighbors, so he specially gave a small gift.

Gu Huaishan accepted it politely, thanked him, and said at the same time: "Come to my shop some other day to treat you to milk tea."

The owner of the pet shop responded with a smile, and the two chatted for a while, then Gu Huaishan left with the cat holding the newly bought pet supplies.

The owner of the pet shop stared at the back of the orange cat for a while, and still felt that what happened just now was a bit strange. Did he really misread the 300 catties?

Forget it, it wasn't his cat anyway.He shook his head and didn't think any more.

It's eight o'clock in the morning, and the busy time of this commercial street near the University City is the same as the students' school and school time. It will not be lively until noon and evening, so most of the shops on the street are not officially open.

But eight o'clock is almost the time to prepare. The restaurant has to wash and prepare vegetables, the grocery store has to check the goods, and Gu Huaishan has to go back to prepare milk tea ingredients, boil tea, pearl taro balls and so on.

On the way back to the store, I met many merchants who were packing up and opening the doors, most of them were uncles and aunts in their 40s and [-]s. When they saw Gu Huaishan, they would smile and say hello.

In fact, Gu Huaishan's milk tea shop has only been open for more than a month, and he is not familiar with most of the merchants here, but he is good-looking, not to say that he has a good appearance, he is actually just an ordinary person's facial features, but his temperament is clean and gentle , wearing elegant glasses, and a simple white shirt is also meticulously dressed. When dealing with people, there is always a three-point smile on the corners of his lips, appearing kind and gentle.

Moreover, he is also very hard-working and virtuous. Running the milk tea shop by himself is supposed to be a lot of pressure, but he keeps the shop well-organized, clean and tidy.

At this moment, facing the greetings of others, he also responded with a smile, polite and courteous.

After these merchants greeted him, they couldn't help noticing the orange cat following him, and the greeting was mixed with exclamation.

"Hey, Boss Gu, your cat is really big, it must be as big as Corgi, right?"

"This cat is still tabby and looks like a little tiger!"

"This cat is not mutated, is it? I have never seen a cat with such strong claws!"

They were amazed and amazed. In fact, they had the same meaning. They felt that this orange cat was not normal.

But Gu Huaishan was unmoved by these exclamations. He smiled and explained with a simple and gentle expression: "Foreign Maine Coon cats can grow to more than one meter long, and Guan Lin is only a little bigger. Tiger stripes are also very common, and the paws are not very strong."

There is only one meaning in his words: "No, Guan Rin is normal."

Everyone was persuaded, and they thought the same thing, it's just an orange cat, maybe it's a bit bigger, or could it be a monster?Hahaha.

That's right, he was transformed from a monster.Guan Lin looked at these stupid humans and thought.

But Gu Huaishan didn't know, and neither did these people.So far, his disguise has been successful.

Well, except for the three hundred catties displayed on the scale not long ago, they were all successful.

He followed Gu Huaishan back to the shop on the corner of the street, and leaned down on the tallest cabinet in the shop like a grandpa, then looked down condescendingly on Gu Huaishan who was busy below, tidying up tables and chairs, preparing materials, and had no intention of helping.

Nonsense, how can an ordinary kitten help him?Unless he is willing to reveal his monster identity.

But Guan Lin didn't intend to expose it, firstly he was afraid that Gu Huaishan, an idiot human being, would be scared out of his wits, and secondly... he thought being a cat would be fine.

There is no need to work or labor, let alone fight with vicious monsters, lying comfortably on the cabinet to bask in the sun every day, and being fed for three meals, how good it is.

Guan Lin was corrupted by his comfortable life, he didn't want to make progress, he just wanted to live by pretending to be a cat and eating free food.

He flicked his tail lazily, except that the angle of the top of the cabinet is not good, and the sun can only reach a small half of it, he has no dissatisfaction.

Although Gu Huaishan is clumsy in some respects and never feels that something is wrong with his cat, but in other respects, he is very considerate.

For example, he made a special trip to get up early today to buy this pet hammock. After roughly finishing the chores in the store, there are no customers in the store for the time being, so he started to assemble it.

He placed the hammock above the glass door, where the sun can shine unobstructed.In fact, lying by the door can also bask in the sun, but Guan Lin doesn't like to be on the ground, there will always be people disturbing, but Gu Huaishan can't, this human being has a good temper, even if Guan Lin is fierce when he wants to touch Guan Lin like others , He didn't get angry or angry, he just paid attention to his proportions, and he didn't get close to the other party easily until Guan Lin allowed it.

But Gu Huaishan would not disturb, those customers who came to the store did not know that whenever Guan Lin was within their reach, they would inevitably be harassed.

So he would rather lie on the top of the cabinet than by the sunny door, but right now, Gu Huaishan has solved his problem. He clapped his hands, pointed to the pet hammock that was just installed, and smiled at Guan Lin: "Come and try." .”

Guan Lin jumped down from the cabinet, he was agile, as Gu Huaishan said, he is only a bit bigger, not fat.It was easy for him to get out of the cabinet, and it was also easy for him to jump onto the hammock that was two meters above the ground through the wall.

He lay in a ball in the nest, soft and warm, Guan Rin was very satisfied.

When the cat was satisfied, Gu Huaishan was also satisfied. He collected the discarded packing boxes on the ground, brought them back to the bar, and prepared to throw them into the trash can.

And Guan Lin was bathed in the warm sunshine, so comfortable that he was a little confused. He stretched his waist, stretched and relaxed his limbs, and was enjoying himself when he suddenly heard a "tearing" sound, like the sound of some fabric about to break.

Guan Lin was startled, and his half-drooped ears also stood up. He raised his head and saw that one of the load-bearing ropes of the hammock that Gu Huaishan had just bought was said to be fine under 30 catties.

Oops, as soon as I relaxed, the breath I was carrying also loosened, and my weight became a little heavier again.

Guan Lin immediately realized the reason, and quickly took another breath. Thanks to him discovering it in time, the hammock that Gu Huaishan spent a lot of money was not scrapped on the first day he took it home.

But... Guan Rin looked at one of the broken ropes, and it was impossible to take it back. He was silent for a moment, stretched out his claws, and quietly pulled the broken rope back, pawing it into the nest , pressed under the cushion, and hidden firmly.

After hiding, he poked his head out again, secretly observing Gu Huaishan's reaction, to see if the other party noticed the strangeness just now.

Gu Huaishan was throwing things away. He packed up the pile of plastic packaging and threw it into the trash can. Before throwing it away, he noticed that there was still a box of canned cat food from the owner of the pet shop in the packaging bag.

The quality of this can is not bad, it's not the kind of cheap cheap stuff, it's imported high-end canned cat food, although it's not that expensive, but it's more or less someone else's wish.

But... Gu Huaishan, who is gentle and courteous to the outside world, glanced at the canned cat food and didn't stop there. He threw it, along with the packaging bag and the kindness of the pet shop owner, into the trash can almost indifferently.

After throwing it away, he looked up inadvertently, and saw the orange cat poking his head out of the hammock, looking furtively at him, and he paused.

He didn't show much on the surface, but kicked the trash can into the corner with his foot hidden behind the bar, and then smiled at Guan Lin with a gentle and friendly smile, just like he always showed to others.

One person and one cat didn't look at each other for a long time, Guan Rin first looked away.

Fortunately, he didn't find out.

Both of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.