Inhuman fiance always pursues me

01

-What is the feeling of the long-split soul after fusion?

-Thanks for the invitation, I'm on the mountain, just out of the underworld, it's really noisy and annoying.

Yu Cihang rubbed the center of his brows, Shu Nian looked at him worriedly, in just half an hour, Yu Cihang raised his hand more than ten times, as if he was having a headache.

"Brother..." Shu Nian tugged at the hem of his clothes, "Are you alright?"

"I'm fine." Yu Cihang smiled, "Go down the mountain, the environment here is not good, let's go back early."

As he spoke, his brain exploded again.

Xia Xingqi: "Don't laugh, the way you smile at Nian Nian is disgusting!"

Li Ye hehe: "When you saw Shu Nian, he laughed more disgustingly than he did."

Huo Xun: "Leave a way, you have stepped on my shadow."

Li Ye: "Oh, is that so, then you stand still, I'll mend a few more feet."

They ridiculed each other, abused each other, and finally turned into a fight.

Zuo Chao met: "Be quiet."

Xia Xingqi: "Why be quiet? I like excitement. Let me sing a song for everyone. The title of the song is 'Yu Cihang is a bastard'."

His song received warm applause.

The great unity of the three souls and seven spirits all depends on humiliating Yu Cihang.

Yu Cihang: "..."

"...Brother? Are you really okay? Your complexion is so bad."

"Well, it doesn't matter."

Just wanted to commit suicide.

02

After returning, Shu Nian lived in Yu Cihang's villa for more than half a month, helping him recuperate his soul.

Through observation, Shu Nian found that the souls would take turns in charge of the body, the duration was variable, and there was no fixed order for the people who appeared.

Shu Nian could always identify them accurately, and he couldn't tell whether it was because he knew them too well, or because his intuition was very keen. Every time they tried to pretend to be someone else and do something bad to tarnish each other's image, they never succeeded. Pass.

Like now.

"...Huo Xun, put down my underwear."

"You've got the wrong person, I'm Zuo Chao."

"roll."

03

But occasionally Shu Nian would overturn.

Zuo Chaojian is good at painting and hopes that Shu Nian can be his model.In the past days, he has drawn Shu Nian countless times on the drawing paper according to the memory in his dream, but he has never really painted face to face.

Shu Nian readily agreed, and sat by the window as a model for Zuo Chaojian for more than two hours.

Zuo Chaojian has always talked less, and he is especially quiet and focused when painting, but Shu Nian urgently needs to solve his physical problems, so he couldn't help it, so he ran to the bathroom, and when he came back, he glanced at the portrait, and he froze when he saw it. Living.

It's not that the painting is not good, but that the painting is too similar.

"Meeting..." He blushed, "Why do you draw naked, naked..."

In the painting, his posture remains unchanged, and his facial features and expression are vividly depicted. The only difference is that he is not wearing anything.

"It's so pretty."

Zuo Chaojian lowered his eyes, took off the drawing paper, and carefully put it in the portfolio, then he hugged Shu Nian, Shu Nian did not refuse, and the two fell on the bed together.

For a long time afterwards, Shu Nian always thought that the person who painted him was Zuo Chaojian.

Until he found out that Huo Xun was also good at painting and saw that painting in his personal belongings.

Huo Xun was beaten up by Shu Nian.

04

Huo Xun: "What's the trick to pretending to be Zuo Chaojian? It is to sell an obvious flaw first, making Shu Nian think that my acting skills are poor, so that he won't be able to see when I really play Zuo Chaojian."

See you on the left: "..."

Huo Xun: "But it's true that I want to take underwear."

Li Ye: "Why aren't you dead yet?"

05

Soon Shu Nian discovered another rule of soul switching: whenever Yu Cihang took a bath, the person who appeared must be himself, because other souls felt disgusted to touch his body, so they would not take over at this time.

The reason why he can figure out this rule is because Yu Cihang always invites Shu Nian to take a bath together, so that they can get close as a matter of course.

Relying on this tactic, Yu Cihang successfully hid it from other souls for a long time, and they didn't find out until a certain washing time was too long, which lasted most of the night.

Later, even when it was time to take a bath, the souls became restless.

06

Xia Xingqi dragged Shu Nian to the KTV.

As a former popular idol, Xia Xingqi's singing skills and voice are impeccable, and he is known as a talented singer who comes out every ten years in the music scene. This time with Shu Nian, he just wants to revive his glory and make Shu Nian fall in love with him even more.

As soon as the song was in place, Xia Xingqi held up the microphone and opened his mouth, his perfectly managed expression immediately cracked.

Yu Cihang was actually deaf.

Afterwards, Xia Xingqi cried bitterly.

"I can't even find out the sounds of fa and so. What's the point of being alive? If I had known earlier, I might as well jump into the soul pool. 30 years would pass in the blink of an eye!"

07

After graduating from university, Shu Nian joined the National Supernatural Administration (By the way, the director of the administration is Li Dai), and traveled all over the world to solve various difficult supernatural events. Yu Cihang would always accompany him.

It's okay to accompany him, but Shu Nian expressly forbids Yu Cihang to help him. The senior brother is too powerful. Every time he makes a move, there is nothing Shu Nian can do. This makes Shu Nian, who is very enterprising, completely unbearable.

Huo Xun: "How about I come?"

Shu Nian: "Even less so! During the business trip, you are prohibited from appearing."

As a former errand, Huo Xun didn't even need to move a finger, he just stood there, and the breath on his body would scare the ghost so that it turned around and ran away, making it hard to find again.

"Who said that?" Huo Xun was dissatisfied, "Didn't you find it last time?"

Shu Nian's mind exploded in an instant: "You still have the nerve to mention it!!"

The last time Huo Xun appeared at a supernatural scene, the ghost was scared away, and Shu Nian was worrying about not being able to find the ghost, when Huo Xun suddenly said, "I have an idea, you cooperate with me to make sure it will come back."

Shu Nian agreed, but Huo Xun pushed him down directly. How could he have seen a servant doing such a thing, and ran back curiously to watch secretly. Caught more than 20 ghosts and was praised by the whole world.

Although those ghosts didn't see anything, and they were all silenced by Huo Xun. No one knew about Shu Nian's fishing law enforcement, but after a whole month, Huo Xun still didn't get the chance to appear.

08

On Ching Ming Festival, Shu Nian and Jiang Yunchuan visited the graves of their foster parents together.

"If your parents know you're back," Shu Nian said, "they will be very happy."

It's just that he couldn't tell the good news to his adoptive parents. Many years ago, Shu Nian couldn't recruit their souls, so he presumably was reincarnated.

Jiang Yunchuan smiled and held his hand: "Not necessarily, if they know that I have kidnapped you, maybe Dad will break my leg directly."

A few days later, Jiang Yunchuan took back a small box of video tapes, all of which were pictures of Shu Nian when he was a child.

At that time, Shu Nian was a little one, chasing after Jiang Yunchuan, who was filming the DV, following every step, super cute and clingy, crying softly, "Brother, brother...hug Xiaonian!"

Jiang Yunchuan held up the DV with one hand, hugged Shu Nian with the other, and let him sit on his arms. Xiao Shu Nian smiled, wrapped his arms around his brother's neck, and kissed him on the face.

Xiao Shunian was lively and active, and soon tired of playing, she lay on her brother's lap to sleep, blushing and drooling, which made Jiang Yunchuan laugh while recording DV.

Off-screen, Jiang Yunchuan, who was watching the DV, also let out a chuckle: "It's so cute."

Shu Nian's ears turned red: "It's inevitable, kid."

Unexpectedly, what made him even more embarrassed was yet to come.Jiang Yunchuan took Xiao Shunian to take art photos. Xiao Shunian thought the prince's clothes were ugly, so he insisted on wearing a princess dress, and would not let go of the skirt, and would cry if anyone persuaded him.

Shu Nian was in great embarrassment, he had no memory of doing such a thing!

He tremblingly asked Jiang Yunchuan if he had taken art photos of the princess, Jiang Yunchuan shook his head and said.

"You were wearing a skirt, but the photo was not taken. The skirt of the princess dress is too long, you accidentally stepped on it and hurt yourself. I will send you to the hospital, and the matter of the art photo will be over."

Shu Nian heaved a sigh of relief, it was his usual unlucky luck, but fortunately he didn't end up in the end, it would be really unlucky if he took a photo of women's clothing.

A few days later, Shu Nian found that there were many couriers piled up at home, and the recipients of each courier were different.

The first is a princess dress, addressed to Jiang Yunchuan.

The second is a sailor uniform, the recipient is Li Ye.

The bunny girl outfit belonged to Xia Xingqi, the cheongsam belonged to Yu Cihang, the white dress was from Zuo Chaojian, and Huo Xun, he bought twenty bikinis of different styles.

The only one who didn't buy any clothes was Nangong Heng.

He bought a SLR.

Shu Nian ran away from home overnight.

09

Shu Nian played games with Li Ye, and was taken away by Li Ye the whole time, so that he had the illusion that he was also very good, and insisted on fighting against Li Ye, but he lost miserably.

However, he also knew that this was the result of Li Ye's efforts to release the water, and his whole body was gloomy. Li Ye was sweating anxiously, and said cautiously: "Either... I hit it with one hand?"

Li Ye only uses one hand, which means he can only manipulate the character to walk and cannot attack Shu Nian.

Shu Nian was not kind, he really agreed and wanted to torture Li Ye, but this time he made a mistake and killed himself. year is not happy.

Shu Nian hit the bottom and came up with a brilliant idea: seduction.

He intentionally sat in Li Ye's arms and let him hug him: "Come again!"

Whenever Li Ye took the lead, Shu Nian deliberately turned his head and kissed him, sometimes on the chin, sometimes on the face, and sometimes on the fingers. As expected, Li Ye was in chaos, and his character broke through the glass and jumped off the building to commit suicide.

Finally, his first victory was displayed on the screen, Shu Nian was in a good mood, and said with a smile, "Ah Ye, look—"

Li Ye couldn't take it anymore, he hugged Shu Nian and kicked open the bedroom door.

In the end, both of them failed to pass the game.

10

Nangong Heng sometimes sits quietly in front of the window for a long time.

Leaning on his shoulder, Shu Nian secretly looked at the expression on his face, and found that he didn't like looking at the scenery, but was more absorbed in thinking about things.

"What are you thinking?" Shu Nian rubbed Nangong Heng's fingers. He was very dear and liked to make small gestures of intimacy, like a clingy cat.

"Nothing in particular."

Nangong Heng smiled, held Shu Nian's fingers behind his back, and wrapped them in warm palms: "I'm just used to it, when I can't walk, I often sit by the window in a daze, sorry, did I make you bored? "

Shu Nian felt a little sad, and took the initiative to hug him: "No, I like staying with you."

Nangong Heng looked at him and said softly, "Shu Nian, I want you. Can you?"

How could Shu Nian refuse, he was obedient to Nangong Heng, even though he was bullied to the point of tears, he just hugged Nangong Heng tighter, whimpering that he could go too far.

Nangong Heng lowered his head and kissed him.

Of course he wouldn't tell Shu Nian that all his showing weakness was intentional.

The medicinal liquid of "Immortal Wishes" has a stimulating effect on adults, he remembers it clearly, and it is for this reason that he uses it on Shu Nian.

All the things he said and did to Shu Nian were designed with a purpose, and he took every step of the way.

And all of this was just to make Shu Nian love him more, that's all.

11

Shu Nian measured the size of Yu Cihang's clothes and customized a Taoist robe for him.Senior brother is obviously a celestial master, but what Shu Nian saw the most was his suit, and he also wanted to see what senior brother would look like in Taoist robes.

Yu Cihang smiled and changed it, and Shu Nian's heart beat quickened as soon as he came out, it was even more suitable than he imagined, a pale Taoist robe set off Yu Cihang's extraordinary, like a piece of jade, so beautiful that he couldn't move it at all open sight.

...How should I put it, it can be regarded as their exclusive uniform gameplay.

Yu Cihang picked up his fly whisk, his eyes fell on Shu Nian, and he suddenly raised the corners of his lips and said, "Where did the little fox come from?"

Shu Nian blushed, he understood what the senior brother meant.

That night they played a role-playing game in which a vixen seduces the Taoist priest.

12

Shu Nian bit her lip, and slowly put the white dress on her body.

Today is Zuo Chaojian's birthday, they drank wine, Zuo Chaojian was a little drunk, quietly lowered his eyes and did not speak, Shu Nian asked him what wish he had, it took a long time for him to open his mouth, he wanted to see Shu Nian wear this dress .

In fact, he didn't buy the skirt, and Huo Xun faked his name, but Huo Xun has extremely precise control over his psychology. Zuo Chaojian liked this skirt, so he didn't deny it, and occasionally imagined Shu year wear it.

As for why Huo Xun always pretended to be Zuo Chaojian, it was because he found that Shu Nian had a special tolerance and preference for Zuo Chaojian.

He guessed right again, Shu Nian couldn't bear to refuse Zuo Chaojian's birthday wish, so he obediently changed into a white dress and a wig - Huo Xun bought it, and was beaten by Shu Nian at the time.

With long black hair hanging down her shoulders, Shu Nian held up the hem of her skirt, walked barefoot in front of Zuo Chaojian, and called him softly, "See you."

His brows and eyes were shy, and his dress was extremely pure, but because of his beautiful and flirtatious facial features, he was more seductive. His eyes looked over with wet eyes, and he seemed to be able to see into the bottom of people's hearts, easily revealing secret desires.

Zuo Chaojian closed his eyes, breathing faster, took his slender wrist, and hugged him to his lap.

The next day, Huo Xun smiled triumphantly when he saw the dress being dried on the balcony.

13

Women's clothing only has zero and countless times.

So none of those clothes were wasted, and all of them were worn by Shu Nian.

14

Jiang Yunchuan bought a new DV, and still often uses it to film Shu Nian, recording every detail of him.

Laughing, crying, daytime, and nighttime.

Shu Nian tremblingly blocked the camera with his hand, Jiang Yunchuan grabbed his finger, put it on his lips and kissed it lightly: "Baby, you can't hide."

15

In the dead of night, Xia Xingqi and Shu Nian were watching a movie together on the sofa. Shu Nian accidentally discovered that Xia Xingqi played a friendly role in it, playing the role of a college student from the Conservatory of Music, a little older than his real age, and he played very well.

"In this movie, my character was supposed to have a kiss scene."

Xia Xingqi hugged the cat pillow, and suddenly said: "But I took the initiative to ask the director to delete this scene, I don't want to kiss others."

He pursed his lips, a little aggrieved: "You always say that my kissing skills are bad. It's because I like you that I don't have a chance to practice. I just want to kiss you. I'm so single-minded, and you still despise me, and it's not mine. wrong……"

He acted coquettishly to soften Shu Nian's heart, Shu Nian leaned over and hugged him: "You are very good at kissing now."

"Really?" Xia Xingqi's eyes brightened, and he smiled happily, "Let me just say, I learn everything very quickly, it's impossible for me to be bad all the time."

"By the way, Niannian, can I teach you acting? You teach me kissing skills, and I teach you acting skills."

"Okay." Shu Nian agreed, there's nothing wrong with making his little husband happy.

What happened was that he learned some very strange things.

For example, a big star and his beauty benefactor, an Alpha junior meets a febrile Omega senior by chance, a Templar night party with a beautiful succubus... No matter what the script is, the final performance venue is always the bed.

Shu Nian: "..." Never learn again!