Wind back to the farm

Under Li Xia's hand, the small pot became as if transparent, with a more brilliant brilliance than the summer sunset, and Li Xia was like colored glaze, but it was more transparent and resplendent than colored glaze.

After a long time, Li Xia withdrew his hand, the brilliance of the small pot gradually dimmed, Li Xia put the lid back on the bottom of the pot, put his hands in his pockets, and sat on the edge of the kang.

The miscellaneous bird shivered and squeezed against the corner again.

Li Xia said coldly: "Return to your body."

The miscellaneous-haired bird huddled into a ball and said in horror: "Change, I can't change back, Nu-Wa God received your warning, first took out most of my consciousness and soul, and then made a bird shape with mud. , put my remaining soul in, my body is gone.”

Li Xia sneered silently and flicked his fingers.

The miscellaneous-haired bird called "Zhu Ya" and rolled on the ground several times with its head in its arms. The miscellaneous hairs all over its body disappeared, and it turned into a monster with a face and upper body like an ape, lower body like a mule and horse, with blue and white upper body and red lower body.

Seeing that the lie was exposed, Zhu Yan immediately turned over and got up, stood with his head leaning against the wall, and said honestly, "Thank you, thank you Chongming for helping me restore my body."

Li Xia really convinced this shameless chaotic god: "Zhu Yan, you still dare to play this in front of me?"

Li Xia's voice was too cold, Zhu Yan shuddered, and shrank again: "I, I'm just, used to it, no, I deliberately deceive the Great God."

Li Xia didn't want to spend too much time with the things he hated, so he went straight to the point: "I released you from the captivity of God Nuwa to nourish my mother's soul with the "Lost Realm". She stays in the same world, but you don't change your viciousness, and you can't let you enter the current gathering place of human races. I found a place for you, and you work for me. After ten thousand years of good work, you will return to the chaotic world. Bad..."

"I did a good job, I must have done a good job, I must have done a good job." Zhu Yan had a flattering face, and wanted to throw Li Xia down to show his loyalty, but was frightened by Li Xia's cold face, and retreated back to the corner.

Li Xia waved his hand.

With the sound of "Zhu Ya", Zhu Yan fell to the ground in response, and his body turned back into a piggy-sized miscellaneous bird. His eyes lost the cunning calculation just now, and he looked ignorant and innocent.

Li Xia showed a cloud of gray-white mist the size of an egg in his palm: "I have extracted 99% of your consciousness and soul, and I will store them in a suitable place. After ten thousand years, I will decide whether to return them to you or not according to your performance." Scatter and return to heaven and earth.”

The miscellaneous bird raised its paw and scratched the feathers on its neck: "Zhu."

Le Ha said: "Your job, first, inspect the border between the farm and the private permanent land I just bought, and solve problems by yourself.

[-]. Every morning, at the two entrances of the farm, welcome the tourists with Mr. Li and the others. Remember, the ones who have to be called... yes, listen. "

Miscellaneous Bird: "Yes, it sounds good."

Li Xia went on to say, "Forage for food by myself, lay an egg every day, and generate income for the farm."

The miscellaneous bird opened its eyes wide: "Zhu?"

Li Xia narrowed his eyes: "You ruined the chaotic world, I didn't let your soul fly away, you actually want me to raise you for nothing?"

The miscellaneous bird shivered: "No way."

Li Xia: "Say it again."

The miscellaneous bird lowered its head: "I will."

After all, it is an innate chaos god, as long as you think about it, laying an egg is still very easy.

Li Xia said to Kong "Huaijiang, send you a handyman", and with a snap of his fingers, the miscellaneous bird disappeared.

Tranquility returned to the cave.

Li Xia just sat there in a daze for a while, stood up, walked to the bedside, opened the box again, took out the small jar and put it in his arms, put on his coat and went out the door.

Without using any divine power or motor skills, he walked all the way to the old pear tree, picked a basket of various fruits under the moonlight, put them under the old pear tree, and said to the void: "Xiao Zhi, I will rest for a few days. Help deliver these fruits to my grandparents."

After speaking, his body gradually became transparent, and finally turned into little rays of light, sinking into the tomb of gods.

bird garden.

Huai Jiang was watching the forum on the official website with Yi Mian and Gong Bao, when suddenly a miscellaneous bird with shivering eyes appeared on the table.

The three of them immediately smelled Zhu Yan's breath.

Zhu Yan is fickle, and also likes to provoke the gods to fight. He reaps the benefits of being a fisherman and devours the defeated gods. All the gods of chaos know that wherever Zhu Yan goes, there will be disasters, but when they encounter it, they still cannot resist its coincidence. The desire to kill and devour is easily aroused, and he fights with the gods around him until he dies.

Zhu Yan also knew that he was feared by the gods, so he often changed his form to win the trust of the gods and create troubles.

Yi Mian slapped Miscellaneous Hair Bird on the head: "Are you still alive?"

Zhu Yan was drained of 99% of his consciousness and soul by Li Xia, no amount of hostility, no amount of overthrowing methods could be used, he only dared to hold his head and scream after being beaten, he didn't even dare to run away.

Gong Bao grabbed it by the neck and picked it up: "Where's Zhu Rong? You provoked him to fight with Dang Lu, and you were imprisoned and punished by God Nuwa. What about him?"

Zhu Yan kicked his paws and hissed, "I don't know, the Great God Chongming punished me. I remember now that I will patrol the territory of the Great God Chongming, sing songs to the guests and lay eggs every day. I don't remember anything else."

"Lay eggs? What eggs?" Huai Jiang, Yi Mian, and Gong Bao keenly grasped the most important information, and Gong Bao put Zhu Yan down.

The miscellaneous-haired bird was almost strangled to death by Gong Bao. He touched his neck with the tips of his wings to smooth his air, and dared not explain: "The Great God Chongming said that he couldn't feed me for nothing, and asked me to lay eggs to generate income for the farm."

Huaijiang couldn't hold back, and laughed loudly: "Wow, hahaha, let Zhu Yan lay eggs, the boss really figured it out!"

Yi Mian stroked her chin and calculated, "One egg a day? It's cheap to kill you. You killed so many Chaos Gods, and you want to get away with just one egg? Tell you, at least three, and one less will get you three hundred hairs."

The miscellaneous bird trembled: "I don't know any of them."

Yi Mian slapped her face again and said, "Learn."

Huaijiang showed the momentum of a manager: "Three a day, it's agreed, two are sold to customers to generate income, and one is kept to hatch chickens. There are too few animals in the garden, and the boss is unhappy."

Gong Bao also slapped Zhu Yan: "You dare to play tricks, lay eggs that are unpalatable or have a negative impact on the guests, and you will be stewed into soup in minutes."

Zhu Yan hugged his head and yelled: "Don't dare, the Great God Chongming said, if I don't do well, I will be sent to hell, and my consciousness and soul will be imprisoned by him."

Huai Jiang sneered: "It's good to know if you don't dare. Chongming's great nerve has survived the catastrophe of heaven and dao, and he has no patience for things like you. In recent months, hundreds of guys who have been resurrected and devoured other gods around him have been melted and swallowed by him. Lose."

Zhu Yan lay on the table trembling.

The next day, both the forum on the farm's official website and the Fenghui Farm section of the Haijiao Forum had several tall buildings about a large bird with assorted hairs at the gate of the farm.

There are several videos of a spiritual big bird appearing in Fenghui Farm on Qingcong.com, and there are also several news about Fenghui Farm adding new scenery on Yadu’s official feed.

One of the news has several videos, one of which is a video of a miscellaneous bird standing in the middle of flowers and horses, spreading its wings and tilting its head, singing very cutely.

Netizen Qiuren Deren: I suspect that this world is fantasy, let alone a bird with a brain as big as a melon seed, a three-year-old would not be so flattering to others, would he?

Like 7788, restore 789.

Le Dao is not poor: [I have the same suspicion, it must be performance art, and the bird is dressed as a human. 】

A flower in the village @乐道不安穷: [Brother, are you out of your mind?Have you ever seen a person who is only a foot tall and can understand performance art and practice it for hours? 】

Little cutie: 【Same suspicion, there can't be a cuter existence than this cutie, even if this cutie is a human, it can't be a bird. 】

……

Ma Xiaoha: I am envious, I am jealous, I hate, I can also stand on the gate of Fenghui Farm to help attract customers, my singing voice is also very beautiful, ah, why is my luck not as good as an ugly one Miscellaneous bird?

Like 7677, reply 756.

Yan Guo Wuhen: [Although my singing voice is not classic and beautiful, my voice is also charming, so I can stand on the gate of the farm and sing and look cute. 】

There is no shortage of money: [Since Fenghui Farm has already held nonsensical activities such as "Full Moon Celebration" and "Special Activities for Grain Grain Festival", I am not afraid of doing nonsensical activities a few more times. chant. 】

家有萌猫@不着费: [Brother, if you hold such an event, are you sure you have a better chance of being registered than booking through the official website? 】

……

Although Zhu Yan is collectively hated by all the employees of the farm, it was sent by the boss, and it can be regarded as one of the employees, so it can also go back to the bird garden for dinner.

When eating at noon, it came back cheeky and asked Huaijiang for a watermelon.

Wen Yan saw that it was not pleasing to the eye, and couldn't find a reason to beat it, so he was very angry. Yi Mian handed her mobile phone to Wen Yan, and shook her head: "Go, show it."

Wen Yan glanced around first, then walked over with the phone in his hand, before reaching the face of Zhu Yan, who was holding a melon with two wings and was about to eat it.

Although 99% of Zhu Yan's soul was taken away, the soul of the Great God of Chaos is incomparably stronger than that of the human race. With only 1% left, he can easily become a super god of learning. Zhu Yan has already learned the Huaxia language in half a day. , and fully understand how the Internet is going on.

It opened its mung bean eyes and closed its eyes.

What is displayed on the mobile phone is a message from a netizen.

Fei Qing: [My parrot is ten thousand times more beautiful than that ugly bird, why can it stand on the gate of Fenghui Farm, it's not fair. 】

A pot of wine among the flowers: [Although the appearance is innate, it is wrong to discriminate, but the feathers of this bird are too ugly, right?No amount of cute poses can hide the fact that it's an ugly bird, right? 】

Honest people: [Although.... Fenghui Farm has such a large row of noodles. When choosing a mascot, you still have to pay more attention to its appearance. Even if it is not as beautiful as a kingfisher, oriole, or pheasant, at least the feathers cannot be planed like a mound of dirt. Come out the same?I'm about to cry from it. 】

Little Yellow Duck: [Upstairs, let's keep your mouths open. Although that bird is really ugly, it doesn't want to, does it?The bird just hatches like that, what can the bird family do?

Even so, I also admit that that guy is really ugly. 】

……

Zhu Yan played autistic with the stone, Wan Yi took the watermelon, and used it as a fruit for the brothers after dinner.

They only got the larger pieces of Wucai Niao's countless soul fragments. Even if they possessed part of Wucai Niao's divine power, they could not awaken their consciousness and restore their memories.

Therefore, the dislike of Zhu Yan by the five brothers and sisters of the Wan family is because the other employees, the bird that even the tolerant and kind manager hates, is definitely not a good thing.

Only Ge Liao is different from the big guys.

He was so happy, he danced and hummed while feeding fruit puree to Zhong Chunqiu: he was finally not the most unpopular employee in the farm.

……

Yi Mian took back her phone, and easily deleted those few comments and replies: she made them all herself, and no one else could see them, and they were specially used to anger that sinful chicken that caused Chong Ming to lose his soul.

After many days, Zhu Yan realized that something was wrong. The guests at the farm liked to pat it, and many asked to take photos with it. Its daily group photos were second only to the little black donkey and the white-eared donkey.

But that's all for later, now, Zhu Yan is so angry that he can't eat, and every day he is full of anger, and he has to force himself to laugh, sing, play cute, and lay eggs.

Touring the territory has become its favorite thing, because most of the Great God Chongming's territory is empty, so no one will laugh at him as ugly in his heart.

However, patrolling the territory is also very boring, because the order of this world is so good, the great god Chongming just planted flowers and plants in his small territory as a boundary, and the human race will avoid those flowers and plants called fences, honestly Actually line up at the gate to enter.

Zhu Yan really wanted to provoke the humans to smash or burn the fence, so that it would have a chance to show off, but it didn't dare, for fear that it would be wiped out if it was discovered.

The reason why the Chaos Gods called Chongming God Chongming has two origins: [-]. His voice can resound between heaven and earth, repeating endlessly; [-]. His eyes are double pupils, and he can see the past and the present. and future.

No matter how much Zhu Yan likes to provoke, he doesn't dare to play tricks on Chongming's territory.

Therefore, it is listless when it patrols every day, and its life of being incapable of doing things is really the cruelest torture for it.

On the contrary, Qilang of Golmud lives a thrilling life every day, always on guard against attacks that may come from any direction.

But even so, Shichiro couldn't lock himself up in the car rental business. He even increased the frequency of his outings. Even if all four cars were rented out, it was still a long-term rental of more than seven days, and he kept himself busy.

In the evening, Shichiro came out of the bathtub, dried his body that was completely covered with muscles, put on a thick down jacket and went out.

He walked along the road towards the city, neither driving nor taking a ride, just walking.

After walking for about an hour, when I was waiting for a traffic light at an intersection, two...people suddenly walked out from the shadow of the trees on the right rear—wearing a worn-out coat and a windproof cap with only two eyes exposed, at least judging by their figure are people.

Two people pretended to be unintentionally standing beside him and waited side by side with him. The tall man said in a voice that he would be able to hear clearly: "Qilangfeng, like you, we were born in Kunlun Mountain... of... ...Man, can you take us to the Great God Chongming?”

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Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 at noon;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Mao, I-LING, 1 snail with a bulletproof shell;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of donut;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!