Wind back to the farm

At 4 a.m. on April 15th, 11 hours before the opening of the reservation channel for the next month, several announcements were posted on the official website of Fenghui Farm, the first one:

Announcement of Fenghui Farm to reduce the number of appointments due to internal activities

Because the personnel of the security department of Fenghui Farm need to take turns to recuperate in the West Tour Park of the farm, the number of reservations for the upcoming May 2048 will be reduced, and the number of people who will be reduced is about 5 people per day.

In order to meet the needs of potential customers, the farm decided to temporarily open ten hilltops in the east area for a period of one month. During this period, 120 reservations were made every day. These 120 customers were not allowed to enter the west area. For other requirements for customers in the east area, please refer to the "Eastern Area Customer Code" .

The places in the west and east districts are randomly assigned, and the reservation operators cannot make their own choices. Therefore, please consider carefully if you mind the difference in scenery and services between the two districts. Giving up without reason after the reservation is approved will affect your reputation in the farm and reduce your future pass. Probability of booking.

wind back to the farm office

04.15.2048.

the second:

Announcement of the special event of Fenghui Farm "Mangog Festival"

Grain Grain Festival is a traditional festival in our country. In many places, there is a custom of "sending flower gods" with women on this day. This custom is also enduring in the Jiushang area where the farm is located. Fenghui Farm is to carry forward the beautiful traditional festival culture of our country. Decided to launch a special event of "Mongzhong Festival" to pay tribute to the hardworking and beautiful female compatriots who love life and beauty.

The specific content of the activity:

一、以6月5日芒种节为中心点的前后九天，也就是6.1——6.9日,风回农庄每天的300个预约名额中，将拿出200个名额单独开放一个通道,只允许女性公民申请预约,剩下的100个名额在原来的通道正常进行。

The farm specially reminds that male compatriots who want to make an appointment during this time period should be cautious.

[-]. During the nine-day event period, when female customers leave, they will receive a bouquet or a flower presented by the farm, which is decided by the customer himself.

9.8. During the event period, female customers can enjoy a [-]% discount on tea products related to women's health produced in the farm.

[-]. Special instructions (bold and highlighted): The quantity of herbal tea produced in the farm is limited, and it is impossible to guarantee the purchase needs of all tourists. Therefore, the following sales standards are stipulated: that is, the purchase is based on the diagnosis of the farm’s specially appointed doctor and the severity of the disease. Priority, and does not accept any form of moral kidnapping, all those who attempt to get free herbal tea or purchase qualifications through moral kidnapping will be immediately expelled and permanently blacklisted.

wind back to the farm office

04.15.2048

Article [-]:

Fenghui farm agricultural and sideline products price publicity

The cherries and apricots in Fenghui Farm are about to ripen. Because it is the first year of harvest, the guests have no experience of eating the fruits of the farm. Therefore, the farm has specially formulated a promotional price:

Wild apricot:

3000 yuan/jin produced in the west area of ​​the farm

1000 yuan/jin produced in the east area of ​​the farm

Wheat apricot:

2000 yuan/jin produced in the west area of ​​the farm

1500 yuan/jin produced in the east area of ​​the farm

Dajiling 15 yuan/catties

Water white apricot:

2500 yuan/jin produced in the west area of ​​the farm

1800 yuan/jin produced in the east area of ​​the farm

Dajiling 20 yuan/catties

Cherry:

3000 yuan/jin produced in the west area of ​​the farm

2000 yuan/jin produced in the east area of ​​the farm

Strawberry:

2000 yuan/jin produced in the east area of ​​the farm

Huaxia Original Bonus:

3000 yuan/jin produced in the west area of ​​the farm

2000 yuan/jin produced in the east area of ​​the farm

The notice was hung up for an hour and a half, under the vermilion tree in front of the Bird Garden and Chongming Courtyard.

Li Xia, Shen Jiuzhou, Huai Jiang, and Yi Mian were looking at a computer, and they were reading messages and forums on the official website of Fenghui Farm.

After leaving a message for a while, more than 200 messages came out, almost all male citizens were crying and complaining about the sexist behavior of Feng Zhuangzhu.

Meat is my god:

Owner Feng, this is the first time I leave a message for you, I am quite nervous, I am afraid of offending you, I will be blacklisted, and I will never go to Fenghui Farm to see the beautiful scenery in the future.

However, I read the announcement you made today, and I feel really stuck in my throat.

Your first announcement was a blatant use of power for personal gain, do you know that?Doesn’t the security department of the farm stay in the farm every day? If they want to recuperate, don’t they leave your farm and go to other famous mountains and rivers in Huaxia to enjoy the happiness?What kind of recuperation is staying at your workplace?

Well, even if your security personnel like to rest and recuperate in their own workplaces, and others can't control them, then they can't take up so many positions, right?One month, about 30 a day, do you raise ten thousand people?

Although I was angry about this, at least you gave some compensation. The Eastern District has opened up more than 100 places. Although I know that the Eastern District is definitely not comparable to the Western District, who calls you the owner?Whatever you say is what it is.

But what about the second announcement?Openly engage in sexism?Owner, please open your eyes and take a look. It’s been 8402 years now. Sexism, racial discrimination, and regional discrimination have long been buried in the shame pit of history. Is your behavior perverted?I am a man, I also love life and beauty, and I also like planting flowers and plants. Why do you think that men can't send flowers to gods?

Huaijiang commented: "The writing style is not bad, but it's just that there are so few places, and the layout is a bit small. If you are engaged in literary creation, you will not be able to achieve success."

Shen Jiuzhou: "Tsk, it won't hurt your back when you stand and talk."

Li Xia ignored these two people and continued to look down.

Prodigal Son:

Hello, Master Huai of Fengzhuang,

I leave a message just to let you know that not all men are picky, and there are also beautiful men like me who love life and love beauty.

There is still more than a month before the Grain Grain Festival, can you change the scope of the activities, add the male compatriots who are busy planting, I have thought of the identification criteria for you, upload the certificate, agronomist, horticulturalist, florist, Upload the original document, your unpredictable intelligent system will definitely be able to distinguish the authenticity.

Please add us to this group, please please.

My home is in the western suburbs of Jiushang, so close, but I can only watch videos uploaded by others on the Internet. I feel so uncomfortable. Please understand and understand.

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There are many more in the back, written in various ways, but the central idea is the same, they all want to get back the quota for the Grain Grain Festival. Li Xia stopped looking at it, but looked at Huaijiang: "Are your ears burning?"

The announcements were all drafted by Huai Jiang, and the Grain Grain Festival event was also proposed by him. With so many people in Fenghui Farm, only his name was exposed. Therefore, if people scold them for these things today, he will be responsible for many of them.

Huaijiang said: "They only dare to scold me in their hearts, can scolding in their hearts be considered scolding? So, I don't burn it."

Everyone knows that Fenghui Farm's intelligent monitoring system is powerful, and they are afraid of being caught and blacklisted. No matter how dissatisfied they are with the official website of Fenghui Farm, people who visit Fenghui Farm's official website will not swear, not even with malicious connotations. .

Li Xia stretched out his thumb: "This psychological quality is amazing!"

Shen Jiuzhou said: "He just has a thick skin."

Huaijiang said: "I'm just used to taking the blame."

Yi Mian cleaned up the last bite of rice, swiped her hand, and turned to the forum page: "Hmph, men account for more than half of the farm every day, and the women only have some vacancies for men during the Grain Festival. What is it called.

Come on, boss, Uncle Huai, Brother Shen, let's have some fun. "

The forum was much more lively than the message board, almost everyone was discussing those announcements, so Yi Mian clicked on one.

Subject: I have a premonition that I will be able to pass the appointment tonight, so I will post a post in advance to express my thoughts. Do you think that the price of fruits in the farm is a bit expensive.

The landlord, Northeast brother: I know that the accommodation fee of Fenghui Farm and wild mountain mushrooms are more expensive, but air is not priceless, isn’t wild mountain mushrooms inherently more expensive, and wild mountain mushrooms contain less water, right?The fruit is very heavy. At this price, most people can't afford it, right?The landlord loves to eat fruit very much, and he can casually eat three or four catties a day. According to the price of fruit in Fenghui Farm, I will go bankrupt if I eat it for a month. Everyone thinks it is right.

Three Smiles Life: Is it convenient for the host to leave a contact information?I'm returning to the farm in Fengfeng now, and I'm leaving the day after tomorrow. If the landlord thinks the fruit in the farm is expensive, you can transfer it to me as much as you can buy by then.

Millet paste: It is indeed more expensive. Fortunately, Fenghui Farm has never had a tradition of buying and selling by force. You just don’t want to buy it.

Dongpo Rebirth: I passed the 3-day appointment and set off the day after tomorrow. I couldn’t catch up with the fruit ripening in the farm. It’s a pity that my mother loves apricots very much. Although they are more expensive, they don’t eat them every day, but they are still affordable once in a while. , so I especially hope that I can buy a few catties for my mother to try.

Carp Xiaoyu: I am sitting in the Blue Bird Book Bar right now, and there are several apricot trees below, which are so beautiful that the apricots on it are not big, but they are full of trees. You can’t imagine how beautiful they are, but I’m leaving tomorrow , I can't even eat a single apricot, just thinking about it makes my heart hurt so bad that I can't breathe.

Landlord, let’s add a friend. When you come to the farm, I’ll transfer money to you. You can help me buy a few catties of apricots. Others, cherries, strawberries, as long as you can buy them, I’ll take them.

Brother Northeast @肉小鱼: Damn, brother, you have been expressing your feelings for a long time, and you just want me to be a purchasing agent.

Carp Xiaoyu @东北老哥: Brother, as a human being, you should always be kind. Anyway, you don’t want it. Give us what we need, and do a good deed that day.

Wei Xiaobao's rebirth: Landlord, I don't want more, just one catty will do.

Taxue Wuhen: The host, me too, the same one catty is fine, the main reason is that I came a little early, and I didn't eat the same fruits and vegetables in the farm, which is a bit regrettable.

Lan Tianyouqi: Brothers and sisters on the upper floors, you are so sincere, did you forget that the host didn't pass the appointment at all?His main building is purely for sex.

Carp Xiaoyu: Damn it, it's just lyrical.

Three Smiles Life: ..., landlord, do you know how to play Gu from the air?

Treading Wuhen: Landlord, you pay me for emotional loss.

Xiaofantian: Hahaha, this post is so ridiculous, the poster is daydreaming, and a group of people volunteered to become NPCs in the dream.

Li Xia also looked at it with a smile: "These people did it on purpose, right? Knowing that we would read the forum, they colluded to sell badly, thinking that when the fruit came out, they could buy some from us."

Shen Jiuzhou said: "I also have this feeling."

Huai Jiang said: "Then, if there are more, should you sell them some?"

Li Xia said: "It will take about a month until we come down, we will talk about it then. Continue to read the post to see if we have missed anything?"

Although the farm is his own private property and the rules are completely up to him, Li Xia also hopes to be as fair as possible and minimize the regrets of the guests. From the messy speeches in the posts, sometimes problems can be found.

Yi Mian clicked on another one with the title: After 720 degrees, roll over and confess to Feng Zhuang, your decision is really too wise, Grain Grain Festival is a women's festival.

A little bit of peach blossom in the main building: I can never get through the appointment channel to go back to the farm every day. Maybe I still can’t pass the appointment channel for the special event of the Grain Grain Festival. Compared with Huaxia, there are about [-] million women, but I am still very excited to see the special event of the Grain Grain Festival. Thank you Master Feng!Thank you for letting me know that, in the eyes of all men, women should only revolve around their families. We can find happiness with confidence while working hard.

Blossoming Silently: Me too. Seeing this event, I feel at ease even if I don’t have the opportunity to participate.

Xiao Jiujiu: I am different from the host and the eldest sister. I firmly believe that I will be able to pass the appointment. I must participate in this activity to be comfortable and happy.

Tingting curls more than [-]: online practice, thanks to the owner of the wind!Pray that I can pass the appointment, Master Feng's blessing, Master Feng's blessing, Master Feng's blessing...

There is a daughter in the Lin family: It is said that the online method works miracles, thank you, Master Feng!Pray that I can pass the appointment, Master Feng's blessing, Master Feng's blessing, Master Feng's blessing...

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The dozens of floors below are neat and orderly, and they are all done online. Please let Master Feng bless you to pass the appointment.

Lixia: ==

Li Xia: "What are these girls thinking?"

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The author has something to say:

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 at noon;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Mao 1;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: I am self-enchanting and I give birth to 30 bottles; my body is as light as a swallow 6 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!