Wind back to the farm

The capital, a high-end community within the Fourth Ring Road.

Lu Er sat cross-legged on the sofa with a notebook on his lap, and there was a person sitting on the left and right.

The young man on the left is wearing crumpled underwear and underwear, stubble all over his face, his eyes are scattered, and he is drinking beer every sip. This is Lu Er's cousin, Cen Yu.

Three days ago, Cen Yu's parents summoned the entire family to the Cen's ancestral hall and announced that they would sever ties with him in front of the portraits of the ancestors. The reason was that he refused to go on a blind date, refused to marry, and refused to undertake the obligation to carry on the family line for the Cen family. Cen Yu had nowhere to go, so he had to join his cousin who owned a big house in the capital.

The young man on the right was lying on Lu Er's shoulder, watching him with great interest, gnashing his teeth with hatred but still persisting.

This is Lu Er's childhood and best friend Lin Tianci, a former world supermodel.

Lu Er dragged the wireless mouse and muttered: "... whoever picks the flowers and plants in the farm, damages the trees in the farm and other similar acts will be punished with a minimum of 1000 yuan and a maximum of 10 yuan, and will be expelled from the farm at the same time. into the permanent blacklist.

22. The environment of the farm is clean and the air quality is good. Therefore, there is no bathing device in the guest room. The public bathhouse is a charging item, which is charged according to the time. Male customers within 10 minutes, female customers within 10 minutes, three yuan per minute, Ten yuan per minute beyond the specified time.

For stays of more than three days, within 10 minutes for male customers and within 10 minutes for female customers (10 minutes are automatically added for those with children), there is no charge, and [-] yuan per minute for exceeding the specified time. "

"Make an appointment for a weekend." Cen Yu said suddenly.

"What?" Lu Er and Lin Tianci asked at the same time, both of them thought they heard it wrong.

Cen Yu threw away the beer can, and changed his posture and slumped: "I guess I have the confidence to dare to make so many ridiculous rules before the opening."

"What confidence?" Lin Tianci asked.

"Either the scenery in those pictures and videos is real, or those melons and wild vegetables are really as good as they advertise."

"The scenery in the pictures and videos can't be real, and the Queen Mother's garden is not as beautiful as that. It looks like it was processed by a computer later." Lin Tianci said, "As for fruits and vegetables, advertisements all over the world write like that. Who are you kidding, it grows purely naturally without human intervention, in that case, there is only one crop a year, enough for how many people to eat?"

Cen Yu closed his eyes and said: "My parents can cut off ties with you just because you don't want to get married, what else is impossible? I believe in those fairy pictures, I will go."

Lu Er asked: "Brother, are you serious?"

Cen Yu: "Really, let's make an appointment."

Lu Er said: "You have to wait for a while. If you don't read and confirm the "Customer Code" one by one, this link will not pass. If this link does not pass, the next time selection link will not be activated."

Cen Yu smiled wryly: "It's awesome, if only I had this confidence one day!"

Lin Tianci suddenly rubbed his hands and said, "How about I make an appointment too? Anyway, there is no deposit and no entrance fee. If it doesn't go well, just leave."

Lu Er glanced at him: "Don't think that no one knows what you're thinking? You're just thinking about that wild vegetable that clears the liver and kidney fire and makes the skin better."

Lin Tianci touched his forehead with many peaks and cheeks lined with strange peaks, and said confidently: "I have a golden ratio of nine heads and a body, and my facial features are comparable to David's so-and-so. The first day of his debut is the opening show of a world famous brand. Why this face of pimples, I haven’t received an invitation from a luxury brand for three years, isn’t it only natural to want to try it when I see it?”

Lu Er nodded again and again: "Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome, I wish you in advance that you will shine in the shows of Brioni, Armani, Zegna, and Burberry next year."

Lin Tianci's pimples are so vicious that no amount of makeup can cover them. In recent years, many top clothing brands like to set their shows outdoors. Without special lighting effects, the audience is close at hand. He can still Lu Er felt unbelievable when he was invited to the catwalk show. If it wasn't for his friend who has been with him for more than 20 years, Lu Er could not tolerate Lin Tianci's face appearing in front of him, it would affect the function of the gastrointestinal tract too much.

He picked up Lin Tianci's mobile phone and threw it to him: "You can make an appointment on the mobile phone."

Lin Tianci picked up the phone and turned it on, suddenly discouraged again: "Thinking of such a long "Guidelines for Tourists", I'm so frightened that I don't want to go."

Lu Er rolled his eyes at him, and continued: "Whether I want to go or not, anyway, I must go to support my brother and male god."

"... Customers who commit any of the following actions will be fined 1000 to 10000 yuan, and at the same time be expelled from the farm and put on the permanent blacklist of the farm: [-]. Spitting everywhere; The place exposes parts of the body that are generally recognized by the public as private; four..."

Jiushang, a room that is extremely clean except for the desk, other places are unsightly mess.

Yang Que curled up on the computer chair, slowly stretched his left hand, and clicked on the computer screen with his right hand, reading "Guidelines for Visitors to Fenghui Farm" in his mouth.

He is the great god-level writer of Huaxia Kingdom's largest online literature website Honghuang. He finished a work two months ago and has not published a new article so far. It's not that he has no inspiration, but because of migraines and tenosynovitis in his left hand are getting more and more serious , He didn’t dare to type at all, he felt that if he didn’t follow the doctor’s advice and continue to write, he would either lose his left hand or die suddenly.

Writing essays is to make my life better. Losing one hand and sudden death obviously do not meet the standards of a good life, but the days of not writing essays are so difficult.

Yang Que doesn't like excitement, especially socializing. After graduating from university, he has very few social activities in the real world, just having dinner with his brothers who slept with the university once every two or three weeks.

There are relatively more social interactions on the Internet. In addition to fighting wits with editors, he also chats with a few writers who are similar to him every day. Occasionally, he goes to forums to fight Internet trolls. The adjustment method of writing.

But all these online activities require typing, because he is more used to communicating through text, and voice communication makes him uncomfortable. When using voice, he often cannot catch up with the words, or the words are not expressive, and he stumbles when speaking, and has no inspiration for typing. and humor.

After temporarily closing his pen, he tried to go out many times, but he went to the park for a run, and the park was crowded with people, and square dancing aunts were everywhere; he thought about just taking a walk on the street, and at a glance, it was all cars, walking dogs The people here are more witty than one another, and they can always let the dog finish pulling and leave calmly before the cleaners find out.

Yang Que is highly myopic. After going out for a walk twice in a row and stepping on dog shit, he has a serious psychological shadow. When he thinks of dog shit when he goes out, he will be so disgusted that he can't eat for a day.

In this way, he returned to the life of going out once every half a month.

In the past two months, except for occasionally recording sudden inspirations, he rarely typed, and spent most of his time reading novels on the Internet, and browsing various websites when he got bored.

In the past few days, he can't read any novels. Except for sleeping, he spends the whole day browsing the web, news, online dramas, variety shows, shopping, travel, and even pet websites.

Three hours ago, he opened the travel website. He wanted to find a remote scenic spot to live for a month or two during the cold period after the Spring Festival holiday. As a result, he found a farm that he had never seen before. advertise.

He was attracted by the name "Fenghui Farm" and the base map at the same time. This name has a nostalgic flavor, which reminds people of the vast, lofty and warm countryside when Huaxia Kingdom had only 100 million people more than [-] years ago. Intimate flavor.

The setting sun, hillsides, woods, paths, and thatched huts on the base map go straight to the depths of his soul, which is what his dream home looks like.

Fenghui Farm has not officially opened yet, but the reservation channel is awesome. Register with real name, upload your ID card, enter your face, and there are more than 50 "Guidelines for Tourists", and there is a confirmation box in front of each entry. Click one less confirmation box to end Can't pass this part.

Even if you click all of them, it may not pass, because the computer will pop up a dialog box to tell you that the time it takes you to click from the first to the last one, the reading speed of normal human beings simply cannot finish reading dozens of other rules.

If it was in the past, don’t just read it word by word, fill out the confirmation box, and withdraw it when he sees the uploaded ID card. If he is more patient, he can see the 50-word long and more than [-] articles of "Fenghui" Farm Customer Code", he must have blocked this attraction immediately, and ridiculed it as a joke in the circle of friends.

But now, he is so bored, it seems that there is an infinite time waiting for him to cook, and the wonderful "Fenghui Farm Customer Code" actually makes him feel fresh and happy.

He read and confirmed that he had finished reading the more than 1000-word "Code", took out his mobile phone and handwritten his signature, refreshed his computer, and the signature on his mobile phone was synchronized to the signature box on the computer version.

After clicking the confirmation button of "I have carefully read and voluntarily abide by the code", the time selection link below will change from gray to black.

Step 1: Choose the number of days to make an appointment. There are five options, namely 2 day, 3 days, 7 days, 15 days, and [-] days.

Yang Que chose the longest 15 days.

There are notes behind the options, there are 15 places for 3 days, and 7 places for the previous 30 days, and there is no limit for the other three options.

Click OK, a calendar box pops up, the following is the second step: start time selection.

Yang Que chose the first day to the last day of trial operation.

He was going crazy, and couldn't wait to go out, to a place with few people and a lot of land.

Click OK, and a beautiful QR code pops up, with a dazzling barcode for one week, a circular landscape picture and the words "Fenghui Farm" in the middle.

Yang Que opened his eyes wide, looked carefully, and looked again and again from far and near: the four characters of Fenghui Farm are clearly in the middle of the picture, and it is an opaque design, but the picture is not blocked at all. Every detail can be seen clearly.

"Which feature of vision is used?" Yang Que said to himself.

There is text below the beautiful QR code: Please scan this QR code with your mobile phone.

Yang Que opened WeChat to scan.

With a beep, a friend application message appeared on WeChat. Yang Que clicked on it. The background of the applicant's profile picture was a big tree with a beautiful golden crown, and the words "Fenghui Farm" were clearly written on it.

Yang Que found that this farm, which he had never heard of before, was extremely beautiful and tasteful, from the official website to the pop-up advertisements.

He clicked through the friend application, and several messages appeared in succession: a cartoon smiling face that he had never seen before;

A nice landscape QR code.

A text message: This is the special QR code for your [-]-day tour of Fenghui Farm. During the tour, you can use this code to make reservations for consumption and apply for other services.

A panorama of Fenghui Farm;

A text message: click on the panorama of the farm, and zoom in to view the tour route and all supporting facilities of the farm.

The third text message: Mr. Yang, happy Chinese New Year, see you on the 29th.

经过四10分钟的操作，杨阙预约到了2048年2月29日——3月14日的风回农庄免费游园。

I clicked on the calendar and looked at it, and there were still two full weeks.

Yang Que planted his head on the desk depressedly: "Fourteen days, I don't even know if I'm still alive by then."

After howling, he picked up the mouse and clicked on the chat software that had been blinking all the time. It was a chat group for some of their so-called great gods, and the name was "firewood shed".

It is said that the happiest moment for a dog is when he returns to the shed where the firewood is placed on a snowy night.

These few writers who are called great gods by readers are actually hard-working codeword dogs. After coding the update of the day, talking about big mountains and bragging with a few fellow fellows is their happiest moment.

Today Yang Que wants to go back to the farm with those wonderful "rules".

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Li's house.

Li Chen held his mobile phone and shouted: "One after another, 48."

Qi Yunqiu turned his head, and said helplessly: "It's okay to scream at the beginning, it's fresh; there are almost dozens of screams, are you tired?"

Li Chen: "Not tired, happy."

Grandma said: "Children are like this, leave them alone and watch our TV."

Xiao Zhi said to Li Xia: "This data is unreliable. There must be some people among them who are extremely poor and bored and forget about it after the appointment. There are also some people who are not pleasing to our eyes because they have so many demands on us. They just have nothing to do, so they just make an appointment. If you don’t come at that time, you will cheat us.”

Li Xia said: "It doesn't matter, don't you have an ID card? If you don't come and don't apply for cancellation, just be blacklisted."

When Yi Mian was working on the farm's advertisements and official website, she had considered everything comprehensively. The other people would repeatedly think about possible problems when they had nothing to do, especially Xiao Zhi and Huai Jiang, both of whom had extensive experience. I have seen all the rare things, so I set reminders for all kinds of accidents and gave solutions.

The "Cancel Appointment" button is as eye-catching as the "Apply for Appointment" button, and canceling is much simpler than applying. It can be completed in three to five seconds, and there are special instructions below. Canceling it in time will allow others to get the opportunity to visit the garden, and at the same time minimize the waste of the farm's reserve materials.

Under such circumstances, if you don't come or cancel the appointment, it can only be understood as malicious deception.

The fact that no deposit is charged for appointments is because Li Xia trusts the quality and upbringing of the public, and it is not for people to play around with.

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The author has something to say:

It's the end of the month, calling for a wave of nutrient solution

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: wsxhbs, 1 at noon;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 1 false statement;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 110 bottles of Chang'an; 17 bottles of booming trance; 2 bottles of donuts;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!