Wind back to the farm

At 8:00 in the morning of Laba, an announcement was posted on the official website of Fenghui Farm.

Fenghui Farm Announcement on Closing Westward Park

Due to business needs, the farm has recently recruited a large number of new employees. The original staff dormitories and rest areas are limited in size and cannot meet the needs of employees for accommodation and entertainment. Therefore, the farm has decided to close the West Tour Park on January 2049.1.26, [-] (Stove Festival Day) and transform it into an employee The rest area, the service area and the inn in the amusement park are closed at the same time, and we are hereby notified.

wind back to the farm office

01.11.2049

The announcement was posted within 5 minutes, the guestbook on the official website received 3000+ messages, and the forum on the official website had hundreds of buildings.

Guestbook:

Iron-blooded heart: Boss Feng, Manager Huai, I hang out on our official website for N hours every day, and I almost didn’t lay down and live on the official website. I’ve never seen any job advertisements for our farm. High-quality customers in the past strongly demanded to participate in fair competition in recruitment.

No Eyebrow Hero: Master Feng, it is not kind, benevolent and unfair to recruit workers without saying a word. One person asks for open recruitment with a blood letter.

Home is in Qiantang: Owner Feng and Manager Huai, since I watched the video of several employees picking Sophora japonica flowers, cherries, and chestnuts, I have practiced hard on tree climbing and picking techniques every day, and insisted on making hydrating and whitening masks every day for the sake of beauty. I have worked hard for more than half a year to reach the average value of farm employees, but you just recruited workers so quietly through internal operations?Backflip + mid-air twist 1080-degree bow to request the abolition of unreasonable recruitment quotas, and then open recruitment on the entire network.

Yun Xiangyishang: Ah, ah, my Blue Bird Bookstore, my Zaoyuan Inn, I have only seen them in my dreams, why are they closed?Master Feng, have you recruited 10 employees?Otherwise, why do you need accommodation and rest areas of tens of square kilometers?

Yimi Qingfeng: Master Feng, you can’t do it in the Kansai District. I’m living with the fantasy of staying in the Zaoyuan Inn every day. I only made an appointment for three days last time, and I only stayed for three nights. It’s not enough, you Can't we build staff dormitories in another place?

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Yi Mian asked Li Xia and Huai Jiang to read the message, and Li Xia knew what was going on without reading it, and he said, "You give a unified reply, saying that we are recruiting young people with low education, most of them are only A high school diploma, engaged in mechanical repetitive labor without technical content, the salary is the minimum standard stipulated by the state in the Jiushang area, if you need technical jobs in the future, you will openly recruit.”

Yi Mian asked, "Will the West District be closed?"

Li Xia said, "Pretend not to see, and don't respond."

The new staff dormitory area of ​​the farm is actually built in the mountainous area of ​​more than 200 square kilometers between Fox Rabbit Willow and Qinggang Peak. Closing the Westward Journey Park is the need of Lixia and several old employees.

In the chaotic world, no matter whether they are in the form of birds or animals, they are all at one breath, not to mention Li Xia and Xiao Zhi, their spiritual thoughts are hundreds of millions of miles away.Now that they exist in human form, they can still adapt to a relatively small space. Once they transform, even if they become a bird or a four-hoofed beast the size of a finger, their speed is hundreds of miles in an instant.

Several great gods have good control over their forms, and subconsciously they will turn into common bird shapes. Qilang, Wenyan, and Zhuozhuo can’t do it when they come out. They can also become the size of sparrows, but they have to be deliberately controlled. It’s normal Now, once they become at least as big as adult albatrosses, and the speed of takeoff is more than 10 km/s, when they realize that they have not improved, they probably all fly to the capital.

There are no large birds in Jiuzhou Hills, if a few young people make a mistake and be seen by customers and nearby villagers, post it on the Internet, and recruit some bird experts, it will be troublesome.

A few days ago, after Jie and Wan Yi finished their work, they played Go by the Lingque River. Lulu, Bu Lao, and Duo Qing were Jie's staff group, and the other four brothers and sisters of the Wan family were Wan Yi's staff officers. As a result, Jie won.

When Jie's party was happy, they all transformed into birds the size of Kunlun eagles; when the five brothers and sisters of the Wan family were excited, they all transformed into colorful big birds with a wingspan of more than ten meters, and a dozen big birds that blinded people's eyes arrived in an instant Near Qinghe County, fortunately Shen Jiuzhou was not far away to coax the fuming Zhong Chunqiu to sleep, the Chirping God turned into a small white bird the size of a hummingbird to catch up, and drew back a dozen big silly birds with one wing.

A dozen or so birds were lying on the edge of the Chongming Lake, dazed for a few minutes before they came to their senses. Knowing that they had caused trouble, they collectively transformed into human form, stood outside Li Xia's door and stepped on the right foot, begging him to punish him.

After Li Xia regained Chongming's memory, he often couldn't control the urge to fly freely in the sky in the shape of a bird. He would fly into the Nine Boats for a few hours every day, so he understands this group of young people with the heart of the human race. In the mood of the Chaos God, instead of punishing them, they sent a group of young people back to the Land of Nine Boats and let them fly all night.

After two days, he learned from Qilang and Wenyan that in the hearts of Jie and Wan's brothers and sisters, that night was a punishment.

Qilang and Wenyan told Li Xia that all the chaotic gods who came back from Kunlun Mountain, Yanhu Mountain and Heishui Mountain regarded it as the highest reward to be able to return to the farm, because Chongming and Bai Ze lived in the farm for a long time, and Chongming was in the farm. In the place where the divine power is naturally purified, it is of great benefit to their spiritual consciousness and soul consolidation; Master Bai Ze can quickly discover the subtle inadequacies in the process of their physical transformation, and help them correct and treat them.

No matter what the reason and result were, as long as they were asked to leave the farm, the surviving Chaos Gods thought it was punishment, and they were rejected by the Great God Chongming.

Li Xia raised his forehead, he didn't realize this at all, he just let the young people go back to their own place to relax.

When the young man got excited, he couldn't control his transformation and flew to the place where the human race gathered. This kind of thing had happened several times. Even Ge Liao became a snake-tailed bird because Zhong Chunqiu was able to maintain the state of a three-year-old fat baby steadily. Fly to Ancient Blind Ridge once.

Zhuo Zhuo and Chu Chu also had a big quarrel, when they came back from Heishui Mountain and saw Li Xia and Xiao Zhi, the two of them were so happy, they turned into big birds and twittered into the sky ten thousand meters high.

At that time, the sun had not yet set, and the farm was full of customers. Li Xia and Xiao Zhi were not prepared at all, and they were a little flustered for a while. One created a tornado and rolled up a large amount of snow to cover it. The great god has not cooperated for more than 1 years, and most of Li Xia's memory has not been recovered. There was a lack of tacit understanding for a while, and the divine power collided, forming colorful snowflakes in the sky; More magnificent and colorful snowflake rain in a large area...

It was the first time that the two of them realized that they had condensed into gods after being dissociated from the universe.

Reluctantly, the two of them decided to stop doing nothing in the end, let the colorful snowflakes rain for a few minutes to satisfy the customers, and then used their magical power to erase the memory of the customers and the pictures and videos in their mobile phones.

It is enough for this kind of thing to happen once, neither Li Xia nor Xiao Zhi is willing to violate the laws of the universe and use divine power to interfere with the memory of the human race.

The other few accidents were lucky to happen at night, and one of Xiao Zhi, Huai Jiang, Shen Jiuzhou, Yi Mian, and Gong Bao was always on the scene, and they were able to find out and bring them back in time, so there was no major trouble.

But he often walks by the river without getting his shoes wet. Li Xia doesn't want to take risks, so he can only create a safe zone for his special employees to reduce the risk factor.

Forbidding the gods of chaos to leave the Land of Nine Boats is also a solution, but neither Li Xia nor Xiao Zhi is willing to do so.

Although the human race is meager in strength and short in life, they are full of vitality and rich in emotion. The world they create is colorful and the gods like it very much. It is the wish of many gods to integrate into the human race or live like a human race.

The same is true for Li Xia and Xiao Zhi, so don't do to God what you don't want yourself to do to yourself.

Because Yi Mian stays at the bird garden, she finds and catches the birds who made mistakes in transformation the most times. She also knows what Li Xia means, and after hearing Li Xia's words, she immediately posted a popular post on the official website forum to reply. .

Unexpectedly, the netizens' hair became even more violent.

Tie Xue Danqing: [Master Feng, Manager Huai, I also have a high school diploma, I am simple-minded and yearn for mechanical repetitive labor, and my salary requirements are completely in line with the interests of the farm.

Jiushang is one of the nine metropolises. The national minimum wage standard is too high, and it is easy for people to lose their minds due to flashy and extravagant. The minimum wage in the remote southwest area is just right for me, seeking fair job opportunities. 】

This post has been pushed up hundreds of layers in a short time. Netizens have said that they all have high school diplomas, like jobs with no technical content, treat money like dirt, and don't yearn for high salaries at all.

Some also said that their high education and high-tech skills can be used as extras for the farm. After they complete the work of middle school students, the wind farm owner can also squeeze their high-tech skills for free, salary requirements and junior high school. same as the employees.

Huaijiang knocked on the computer with Erlang's legs: "Boss, what should I do?"

Li Yi waved his hand: "No way. Release the second announcement to let them forget about the recruitment."

Xiao Zhi stretched out his thumb to Li Xia.

Huaijiang laughed, and shouted towards the window: "Yi Mian, post the second announcement."

Yi Mian: "Got it."

Seconds later, at 9:21 a.m., the farm issued a second announcement.

Announcement of Fenghui Farm to increase the number of tourists

As the 130-square-kilometer tourist park between Huxianling and Qinglong Town is about to complete the construction of basic scenery and supporting services, the farm plans to increase the number of tourists by 3300, and at the same time increase the option of 30-day reservation time. The first 30-day reservation quota is 100.

Due to the long appointment time, the time selection limited by natural months may not be able to adapt to the life and work arrangements of most tourists. Therefore, the future appointment time limit is three months or longer, and the first period is 2049.2.17 ——2049.5.31.

2049.2.1 (New Year's Eve) at 22:[-], the reservation channel on the official website will open, so stay tuned.

wind back to the farm office

01.11.2049

As Li Xia expected, the addition of 3300 quotas and the 30-day reservation option stunned netizens. The building that celebrated with fireworks and the building that looked forward to a happy life after becoming one of the winners of the 30-day quota quickly turned to the recruiting building. It was suppressed.

Netizens actually understand very well that it is not so easy to become an employee of Fenghui Farm. It can basically be regarded as a dream. It is of course difficult to become a tourist of Fenghui Farm, but it is much more realistic than becoming an employee.

But to everyone's surprise in Que Garden, the tallest building is not the Fireworks Building, but the Mathematics Building.

Title: [Master Feng, Manager Huai, is your math taught by woodpeckers (don't dare to offend the physical education teacher)?The increase in tourist numbers is so much less. 】

Main Building: Let me explain the terms first.Woodpecker: Also known as the stupid turtledove, it is rather stupid and often makes miscalculations.

Due to the frequent incidents of physical education teachers claiming their rights and interests, the cowardly host decided to use the stupid turtle dove for surgery. That's right, the host is so bullying.

Serious topic: [Manor Feng and Manager Huai miscalculated the increased number of tourists, and tens of thousands of blood letters demanded correction. 】

Fenghui Farm has a rigid rule that the number of tourists per square kilometer cannot exceed 30. It has been open for one year, and the farm has redistributed places many times, all of which have complied with the 30 people/square kilometer rule, so this time it should not be changed arbitrarily. In this case, It is necessary for us to do a math problem in the second grade of primary school:

Fenghui Farm opens a new area of ​​130 square kilometers, and there are 30 tourists per square kilometer. How many tourists are there in Fenghui Farm New Area?

130×30=3900 (people)

Answer: There are 3900 tourists in Fenghui Farm New District.

Please ask Master Feng and Manager Huai to correct the homework.

2L: Support the landlord, bite your index finger to sign, and ask the farm to return the 600 places that we were counted as lost.

3L: Sign with your heart and soul, and ask the farm to return the 600 quotas that we were counted as lost.

4L: Sisi Wenwen pricked his fingertip blood to sign, and asked the farm to return the 600 places that we were counted as lost.

Also: I am a professor in the Department of Mathematics of Jinling University, and I would like to be a paid employee of the farm. Apart from teaching Mathematics to Master Feng and Manager Huai, I can also help pick wild vegetables and fruits.

5L: Signature in running script with heart, blood, face and body, and ask the farm to return the 600 places that we were counted as lost.

Also: I am a lecturer in astrophysics at the Department of Physics, Lancheng University, with a solid foundation in mathematics, and I am willing to become a paid employee of the farm. Besides teaching Mathematics to Master Feng and Manager Huai, I can not only help pick wild vegetables and fruits, but also help Take care of pets.

Attached picture is a beautiful photo of Xiao Hei and Tremella pulling a pony cart.

6L: Heart-to-heart book hairpin flowers in lower case, signed big name, nickname, screen name, stage name, nickname, please return the 600 quotas that we were counted as lost.

Also: I am the youngest professor since the establishment of Harbin Institute of Technology. I have a solid foundation in mathematics. I have researched on the traditional food of Huaxia and the cuisines of Eastern and Western countries. I have first-class cooking skills. I am willing to be a paid employee of the farm. In addition to his knowledge of mathematics, Manager Huai cooks the most delicious food for Master Feng and Manager Huai.

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The hundreds of floors below are full of various blood books asking for the return of places, and by the way, they are asked to be the paid employees of the farm to teach Li Xia and Huaijiang mathematics.

Li Xia looked at the hibiscus tree outside the window: "Huh..."

Huaijiang spread it out on the sofa: "Grass."

Xiao Zhi laughed in a rare way: "Are you two embarrassing to the whole building?"

Yi Mian's voice came over: "No, it's the whole world. Our announcement has already been carried by the Fenghui Farm section on several overseas travel forums. How much, soon, they will also come to the conclusion that the mathematics of the boss and the supervisor is taught by the woodpecker."

Li Xia: "Master Blue Bird, this month's overtime pay is gone."

Yi Mian: "Boss, I'm just reflecting the situation faithfully, you can't vent your anger, you are not such a boss."

Li Xia: "I am such a boss."

Yi Mian: "..."

The phone rang, and Yi Mian was rescued.

Li Xia opened it and saw that Shen Jiuzhou quickly picked it up.

"Hahahaha..." Shen Jiuzhou laughed before speaking, "Hua Mi, I don't remember you being so bad at math."

Li Xia: "..."

Huaijiang called into the phone: "Jiuzhou, your team members are on the verge of becoming angry, I advise you not to hit the gun."

Shen Jiuzhou: "Then, I'll go play a few rounds with grandpa before going back."

Li Xia thought of something: "Captain, is Zhu Yan's ID card ready?"

Zhu Yan has been quite honest in the past few months. Because he likes to provoke too much, most of his consciousness and soul were scattered by Chongming and Bai Ze, and sealed in the colorful stone space.

The Lost Realm of the Five-Colored Stone Space was taken in by Nuwa 10 years before the catastrophe of the heavenly law. It was full of chaotic power, and Zhu Yan’s consciousness and soul were just sealed inside and could not be deprived of absorbing power. Therefore, Zhu Yan's divine power is stronger than all the reawakened Chaos Gods, and it can easily transform into whatever it wants.

Zhu Yan also wanted to change. Li Xia stipulated that he was not allowed to leave the range of the farm, and he could become a human race at night. Just in case, he asked Shen Jiuzhou to help Zhu Yan. Get an ID card.

For other Chaos Gods, as long as they can successfully transform into humans, Shen Jiuzhou has already done it. Zhuozhuo and Chuchu did it when they helped create illusions in the capital. The address on the ID card is Shen Jiuzhou's home in the capital.

Because of this, Qilang and Wenyan teased Zhuozhuo and said that after they have children, they will be able to go to the best school in the capital.

Zhuozhuo and Chuchu said blushingly that they didn't want ID cards from the capital at all, and Fenghui Farm was their home.

About [-]% of the gods who came back from Kunlun Mountain, Yanhu Mountain, and Heishui Mountain can successfully transform. Many gods have too much consciousness and soul drawn by Yingshan, Qiongyi, or Plague Toe. His consciousness and soul cannot condense his divine power, and there is no hope of successfully transforming for ten thousand years.

Shen Jiuzhou said: "It's done, but I forgot to bring it back today."

Li Xia said: "It doesn't matter if you can't bring it back, he basically won't need it anyway."

Zhu Yan's love for making trouble is his innate divinity, and unless he dies, he can't change it, so it's impossible for Li Xia to let him enter the human world alone. He gave Zhu Yan an ID card, just to satisfy Zhu Yan It's just a shameful mentality of wanting an ID card.

And he gave other gods, such as Zhuo Zhuo, Chu Chu, Jie, Lu Lu, Bu Lao, etc., because Li Xia hoped that they could integrate into the human world and enjoy the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys that only humans have.

Shen Jiuzhou smiled and said, "I think so too."

He then asked: "Will you agree to the conditions raised by the netizens just now?"

Le Ha said: "Yes, although there is a reason for doing that, but I like this class of potential customers and am willing to give them a little more chance."

He and Huaijiang underestimated 600 people because they considered that after the expansion of the farm, the number of people in the service area will increase significantly. If the number of tourists is not reduced, it is likely to exceed the regulation of 30 people per square kilometer.

But now, although he feels embarrassed, he really likes these people who build high-rise buildings. He can see that those people really like Fenghui Farm, and they don't harbor any malice towards him and Huaijiang. The messages in the math building, It's just a way for them to express their liking for the farm and to shorten the distance between themselves and the farm.

For kind people, Li Xia is willing to return the same kindness.

He said to Yi Mian through the window: "Respond to them, 600 places have been added, and at the same time thank them for their kindness to me and the head manager. If they can make the appointment, I will ask them to give a math class."

Yi Mian: "Here we come."

Li Xia said: "At 12 o'clock, post the third bulletin as well."

Yi Mian: "Got it."

As a result, this year's particularly lively potential customers have not recovered from the ecstasy of "getting 600 places from the stingy owner of Feng Zhuang", and they ushered in another wave of sadness.

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The author has something to say:

抱歉，食言了，腰椎上的毛病也跟着犯了，腰酸困得整晚睡不着，起来又坐不住，没办法码字。感谢在2020-06-1923:04:39~2020-06-2118:50:24期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 at noon;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：喵丫宝宝40瓶；然24瓶；穿着靴子的猫12瓶；何以陌生YZF、潜水者10瓶；古木天铃4瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!