[Comprehensive] Rebirth: The Subversive Myth

Not to mention any conspiracy in the heavenly court, let's say that Huaguo Mountain in the lower realm is very lively.Bai Han was desperate and wanted to come to Huaguo Mountain to find out what happened, but he was welcomed into the Water Curtain Cave by Wukong, where he saw many monsters and ghosts who befriended Wukong.Among them are the 72 Cave Demon King and the six sworn brothers.

These people are all well-known monsters in Dongsheng Shenzhou. Bai Han only heard people mention them in the world, but never saw them.Seeing that everyone's eyes turned to her, Wukong smiled and introduced with a smug expression: "This is my senior sister when I was practicing, senior sister, this is my brothers."

Bai Han Luoluo bowed forward and said, "Bai Han has seen you all."

The demons saw that she was upright, she was obviously a human and not a demon, and she probably came from a decent family.They have always thought highly of themselves, but they also know that those cultivators look down on demon cultivators.Bai Han treated each other like this today, and seeing Wukong's face, they all stood up with a smile on their faces to return the salute, and called them Miss Bai.

"Brothers, my senior sister Bai is not an outsider, everyone should eat and drink, and we will share weal and woe in the future!" Wukong jumped up and shouted when the little monkeys outside the cave offered wine.The 72 Cave Demon King and the six Jieyi brothers were not polite, they toasted each other in murmurs, the cups and plates were messed up for a while, and the delicacies and wines were brought in like flowing water.

All the monsters ate happily, some of them showed their true colors, and grinned endlessly.

"Senior Sister, if you can't drink, go to the nearby cave to rest." Amidst the din, Wukong sneaked up to Baihan's side and smiled, "My brothers are all from the mountains, I hope you will forgive me." He was afraid of these brothers It scared my senior sister, but I didn't know that Bai Han also dealt with these demons and ghosts in the past.

Pursing his lips and smiling, Bai Han poured down a glass of wine without changing his face, and then slowly said: "I drink very well-but you, do you think of what to do in the future?"

"How about Xiaoyao Huaguoshan?" Wukong stared at her wine cup, and began to feel a little uncomfortable, maybe it was because of the other party's attitude? "Anyway, never go to that hellish heaven again." He complained.

Bai Han smiled foolishly: "Damn heaven? If you really want to go to hell, it's not bad to go to hell!"

"Ah, Senior Sister, how do you know that I have been to the Underworld, Junior Brother?" Wukong pretended to be surprised, and exaggerated: "Not long after I returned to Huaguo Mountain, Junior Brother, the ghost messenger from the Underworld came to me— —Guess what? My old grandson wiped out the names of monkeys and grandchildren with names and surnames with a pen!"

He was beaming with joy as he spoke, wishing he could brag about his abilities tenfold.Seeing the smile on Bai Han's face, Wukong was happy and was about to say something else, but he saw the Bull Demon King walking towards them with a cup in his hand.

"Hey—seventh brother!" Bull Demon King said vaguely, even the horns on his head were dangling: "I'm here to congratulate you for a cup of brother... have a precious son early, give birth to a precious son!"

Just as Wukong raised his glass to greet him with a smile, he was taken aback when he heard the next sentence, and hurriedly glanced at the blushing Bai Han, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Brother, what are you talking about!"

"Hey, I said good things for my brother, blessing words." Bull Demon King patted him on the shoulder, and said drunkenly to Bai Han: "Miss Bai, my brother is really lucky to meet such a good girl like you , it’s much neater than the hag in my house..."

"Hare?" Bai Han was very embarrassed, and took the opportunity to change the topic.

"Yes, your sister-in-law, Princess Iron Fan." Bull Demon King pressed his forehead and sighed incomparably: "Brother, I really envy you for being homeless..."

Hearing that he was talking more and more confused, Wukong glanced at Baihan, and without any explanation, put the Bull Demon King on the banquet beside him.When he came later, he saw Bai Han staring blankly at the wine cup.He snatched it away, and said angrily: "What's the matter today, I haven't seen you drink so much before?"

"Ah?" Bai Han raised his head silently, but he was dizzy and fell on Wukong.Wukong hugged her subconsciously, swallowing the words of reproach at the same time.

She was abandoned by her teacher yesterday, and she didn't know Wukong's intentions, so she could only pour wine to relieve her worries when she was upset.At this time, the room is full of monsters, and I can't help but think of the difficult time when I was training for monsters in the previous life, and my heart hurts again.Just like this, one cup after another, Bai Han passed out in a short time.

"Alas..." Seeing her frowning expression, Wukong actually sighed.Reluctantly, he picked up Bai Han and walked towards the inner room avoiding the demons.

Gently put Bai Han on the stone bed, but his sleeves were tightly grasped.Wukong blinked, and slowly took Bai Han's hand: "Senior sister, senior sister?"

"...Monkey, monkey." In a daze, Bai Han seemed to see Wukong leaving her at the Nantian Gate, and said indistinctly, "Don't...don't leave..."

Wukong was shocked.

He remembered that after the Yuma Prison was burned last night, he looked around for Bai Han but caught a glimpse of Wu Qing.Wu Qing hugged Bai Han with one arm, turned his head and gave him a faint smile.Seeing Wu Qing's eyes, Wu Kong felt extremely jealous - he didn't know that the relationship between Bai Han and Wu Qing was very good.

"Senior Sister." After a moment of silence, Wu Kong firmly held Bai Han's hand: "...no matter who you like, I will take good care of you...and never leave."

***

Splitting headache.

Ever since he became conscious, Bai Han only had this feeling.Everything around was pitch black, she struggled to get up, and it took a while to remember where she was staying.Since it is in the territory of monkeys, there is no need to worry, Bai Han sat cross-legged, and when he opened his eyes, it was dawn, and he walked out of the inner room refreshed.

Last night, dozens of banquet tables were still left unattended, and the ground was full of bones from wine jars, and occasionally there were a few fruit peels.I feel a little strange in my heart, the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain are not so lazy, right?And there is not a single monkey in the water curtain cave.As soon as he walked out of the cave gate, he was overwhelmed by the overwhelming shouts outside.

"What happened?" She asked a little demon beside her, who seemed to belong to Cave 72.

The little demon didn't know Bai Han, but he also showed off his great knowledge: "They are applauding the Monkey King! Just now, someone from the Heavenly Court challenged the Monkey King, saying he was the Third Prince and the King of Heaven! Didn't he get beaten by the Monkey King? Defeated, now flee back in desperation!"

Bai Han nodded thoughtfully, he didn't expect that after sleeping all night, Wukong had already repelled the first wave of soldiers from the Heavenly Court.Wukong returned to the mountain victoriously. Surrounded by his brothers and monkeys, he came towards Shuilian Cave full of joy.Seeing Bai Han looking at him from the side, Hou Zi felt even more proud: "Senior Sister, Senior Sister!"

"Alright." She was also sincerely happy, and followed Wukong into the cave.The little demon and the monkeys hurriedly cleaned up last night's banquet, and set up a table of banquets again to celebrate today's victory.

"Since the younger brother is called the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, the older brothers can also call themselves the Great Sage." Wukong laughed while speaking.The other six demons readily agreed, and each proclaimed himself a saint without mentioning it.

Among them, the macaque king, the great sage of Tongtian, said with a smile: "I'm going to be called a saint. If you have a family like elder brother, how should you call sister-in-law?" That's good."

"Brother is the Great Sage of Pingtian, so the sister-in-law is the sister-in-law of Pingtian!" Peng Demon King laughed loudly.The demons laughed endlessly, and finally the Bull Demon King said with a half-annoyed half-smile: "Zhuo Jing has a title for a long time. Who doesn't know that she has an iron fan, so she is called Princess Iron Fan? In my opinion, Miss Bai can also find a title that suits her wishes." , It’s not an exaggeration to call yourself a princess.”

The macaque king took the opportunity to instigate: "Why don't you call it the Water Curtain Princess? Anyway, this Water Curtain Cave will belong to Miss Bai sooner or later!" After saying that, they laughed, and the demons also found it funny, encouraging Bai Han to accept the title.

Wukong looked at her with a smile, as if waiting for her to decide for herself.

"Thank you for your kindness, Bai Han really can't afford it." Seeing the enthusiasm of the demons, Bai Han had no choice but to stand up and speak: "Bai Han is just a mortal, the word 'princess' is really unbearable. But if you really want to give Bai Han a title, I personally think that the title 'Bone Cave Lord' is a good title, what do you guys think?"

Lord of the Bone Cave?All the demons felt a gust of wind blowing by, sending a chill down their spines.

"Miss Bai has a great idea!" Bull Demon King spoke first, and he felt that Bai Han was really weird and interesting.

"Okay, okay, Miss Bai will be the master of the Bone Cave from now on!" The Bull Demon King expressed his support, Yu Yao naturally agreed, and Wukong didn't agree.Wukong stood up with a smile, raised his glass and said, "Then, please, brothers, join me in toasting the Lord of the Bone Cave!"

The monsters love to boo the most, and upon hearing that they were waiting for Bai Han to return the salute to the seven brothers, they also came to toast one after another.Wukong was worried that his senior sister would get drunk again, so he blinked and secretly replaced the wine in Bai Han's cup with water.Knowing that Wukong was playing tricks, Bai Han glanced at him with a half-smile, raised his glass and drank it down.

***

The next day, the Heavenly Court sent Taibai Jinxing to Zhao'an again, promising to honor Monkey King Equaling Heaven.Wukong's favor for Tianting has long since disappeared, and he resolutely rejects Tianting's Zhao'an.The war between the two sides was neither peaceful nor negative, and finally the two compromised - Wukong accepted Zhao'an and was named the Monkey King, but he still stayed in Huaguoshan, ignoring the heaven.

Hearing that the six brothers came to congratulate again, this time the Bull Demon King brought Princess Iron Fan to the banquet, Bai Han finally had a company.During the banquet, they talked and laughed happily, and even set a time for the next visit to each other.

Everything seems to be calm, and Wukong is just practicing soldiers and horses as usual, and visiting friends from all over the world.Bai Han bid farewell to his hometown within a few days, and opened up a cave to practice on his own.In less than a month, she was disturbed by the banging on the door.

"Damn monkey!" After she rubbed her eyes to see the visitor clearly, she was not polite and knocked on him directly: "It's okay to come to my house to make trouble!"

"How can you say that, Senior Sister." Wukong felt uncomfortable after not seeing Bai Han for nearly a month.Smiling flatteringly, Wukong said, "Can't we come and see Senior Sister?"

"Of course." She didn't know what to do with Wukong like this, and welcomed Wukong into the room lazily.Bringing out a plate of melons and fruits, Bai Han said bluntly, "Tell me, what happened?"

"It's really a terrible thing!" Caught off guard, Wukong jumped up and hugged her, "crying" with snot and tears: "Senior sister, since you left, my Huaguo Mountain has become a mess... ...the sky is no longer blue and the water is no longer green..."

Bai Han panicked: "Get to the point!"

"Senior Sister, you must promise me!" The monkey continued to howl.

Bai Han gritted her teeth: "...Okay!"

Hearing the words, Wukong raised his head and smiled, and Wukong was alive and kicking again in an instant: "Senior sister, no, the bone cave master——I need a logistics manager in Huaguo Mountain, so please..."

Bai Han blinked.

Monkey was worried that she would see through the small calculation in his heart, so he said impatiently: "Save Huaguo Mountain from fire and water, senior sister, let's go now!" He took Bai Han's hand and looked at her eagerly.

"……it is good."

Maybe, he cares about and misses himself?