Good news, the elder is gone

"I love square dancing." Xue Wangliu said slowly.

"One two three four five?"

"Go up the mountain and fight tigers."

"Tiger isn't home?"

"Eat the little squirrel."

Nianshu: ...?

Dazed: "What are you talking about?"

He has lived for 2000 years and has never heard such a code. Why does the tiger eat the little squirrel when he is not at home?Amitabha, what did the squirrel do wrong again?

After the bandit chant, the two little monks immediately moved out of the way, glanced at Xue Wangliu and then moved away, as if they wanted to see but dared not ask.

Xue Wangliu smiled at them, and said softly: "I have something to do here, it is inconvenient for outsiders to know, you have to keep it a secret for me."

The two little monks nodded repeatedly: "Understood, please rest assured, Your Majesty."

Xue Wangliu nodded, took out two exquisite gemstone balls from his sleeves, and said to them: "This is a magic weapon for self-defense, you can use it to play."

The little monk took the things and thanked him again and again. Nianshu felt the hand held by Xue Wangliu tightened, and immediately helped him to walk inside after realizing it.

In front of it is a stone building built next to the entrance of the cave, with brass wind chimes hanging on the corners of the white walls and black tiles, and the words Wuyoufang written in gold powder on the plaque hanging at the door.

Xue Wangliu looked at the plaque and thought to himself that it was a good idea. He pulled the main gate with a kick of his legs, which was easier than pulling out the network cable. Wouldn't it be worry-free?

He put his hand on the door of the stone building and unlocked it with his palm print. The incantation on the stone door flashed and slowly opened. Nian Shu helped Xue Wangliu into the door.Then, according to the master's instructions, he stood at the door and punched a burst of spiritual power towards the wall, and the originally dark room immediately lit up.

Different from the plain outside, the inside of this room is resplendent and magnificent. The beams and wood on the top of the head are painted with gold powder, and the walls of the cave are smoothed and painted with incense. The sea is all in the painting, and the clouds and mist seem to be within reach.

On the side shelf are various antique scrolls, and there is even a living spiritual fruit potted plant, which has sprouted and bears a blue fruit.

And the place they were standing was facing a big table, on which there were many tablets according to the position of seniority, and in front of each tablet was a small jade statue of each person, burning water incense and spirit stones to worship.

Xue Wangliu led Nianshu forward, but he didn't let Nianshu kneel down, he pulled the futon and kowtowed three times by himself.

Nianshu frowned and stood beside him, listening to the sound of cloth rubbing, and asked silently in his heart: "What exactly did you say to Master just now?"

"Didn't say anything." The voice said calmly, "Your master told you not to move, so you didn't move? Being protected by Xueliu is considered to be under the care of Huahanzong, and you should follow him to salute."

Xue Juan stood up after kowtowing for the last time, when he heard a sudden "dong" sound behind him, he turned around and saw Nian Shu kneeling on the futon and kowtowing.

That posture, that strength, thud thud thud, knocking on CP is not so hard.

"you……"

Xue Wangliu called him, but thought of something, after all, he didn't say anything, he just watched Nianshu finish kowtow before reaching out to help him up from the ground: "Kowtow just lightly at this time, it's a bunch of dead People who have lived for hundreds of years can't get up and stuff you with a red envelope, what are you doing so hard?"

Nian Shu said earnestly: "Although the deceased is unknown, doing some things is also a comfort to myself."

Xue Wangliu was taken aback for a moment, then nodded and said with a smile: "You are right."

He looked at the two ranks of Taoist Dead Tree and Immortal Yuguang, turned around and saluted respectfully: "Master, brother, if I offend you today, I hope you don't blame me."

Xue Wangliu straightened his back, told Nianshu to get out of the way, and then took out a black iron-like signboard from his sleeve.He bit his finger and dripped blood on it, and then chanted the names of Taoist withered tree and Immortal Yuguang, and a magic circle suddenly appeared on the ground in front of him.

"now!"

As soon as he finished speaking, two sarcophagi slowly appeared in the magic circle, covered with long magic spell strips wrapped around them for protection, but Xue Wangliu stretched out his hand and raised his mouth and uttered a word of explanation, the magic spell written on yellow paper and cinnabar slowly slowly Released and fell to the ground.

The two sarcophagi were sealed by himself, Xue Wangliu put his hand on the stone cover lightly, remembering that his hands were shaking when he sealed the coffin that day, he was really sad and sad to the extreme.

It is said that men do not flick their tears lightly, but that day Xue Wangliu cried so much that his eyes were about to fall off, and he called their names while crying, thinking that he could call them back by calling their souls.

In the past few hundred years, he used to hope day and night that one day the old man or senior brother would suddenly crawl out of the grave and tell himself that they had practiced a magical skill, which could only be achieved after feigning death.Now that the work is done and the monk returns to his position, no one can bully Huahanzong and force himself anymore.

But after hundreds of years, there are no more people who bullied Huahanzong, and they are already Mahayana monks. When they are so strong that they don't need them to come back, they will live to embarrass themselves instead.

He couldn't help but click his tongue, thinking that it was really a mistake to come late.

Seeing that the master hadn't moved for a while, Nian Shu said worriedly: "Master, let the disciples open the coffin."

"No, you can't see with your eyes. Don't knock the lid of the sarcophagus for me. I have to redo it. It's not easy to make a lid of this size." Xue Wangliu took a deep breath, closed his eyes and felt that he still hadn't pushed the lid of the coffin. courage.

He turned and said, "Nianshu, should we make a bet?"

Nian Shu was taken aback: "What bet does Master want to bet?"

"Just bet on whether there is anyone inside." Xue Wangliu looked at the sarcophagus in front of him, thought for a while and said: "I bet there is someone inside, you bet there is no one inside, whoever wins will invite someone to dinner."

Nianshu smiled: "Whether you win or lose, Nianshu treats Master to dinner, and eats Master's favorite Mingyue Tower."

"This is a world of ice and snow, where did you come from Mingyue Tower, but let's just talk about it." Xue Wangliu laughed, and put Ding Hong in his hand on the ground.

Ding Hong looked at him and yelled, Xue Wangliu smiled and touched its neck and said: "I won the bet, and we have dinner as a celebration, but I lost the bet..." His face turned cold, "It's just like that. Comfort."

As soon as the words were finished, Xue Wangliu didn't hesitate anymore, he swung his palms out suddenly and hit the paper of the coffin lid, only heard a harsh rubbing sound, the coffin lid slid open, revealing the true face inside.

Xue Wangliu stretched out his head to look, and saw that his master and senior brother were lying in it, with their hands folded on their chests, as if they were asleep, and had never been disturbed by anyone.

Joy swept through his whole body in an instant, and the tens of thousands of strengths he mustered just now disappeared. Xue Wangliu's body went limp for a moment and sat on the ground, laughing like the rest of his life after a catastrophe.

Nianshu quickly walked over and squatted down, trying to help the master up from the ground, but Xue Wangliu grabbed his arm and hooked his neck. The sudden intimate contact directly made Nianshu's brain freeze, and he followed sat on the ground.

He heard the master's joyful voice: "Nianshu, have you seen that there are people inside, both of them are here."

Xue Wangliu was a little excited, grabbed Nianshu and said this sentence over and over again two or three times, just like winning the first prize in a lottery ticket, "Come on, we will go down the mountain later Master will take you to eat good food, eat old wild ginseng stew Chicken, stewed goose with Ganoderma lucidum! Anyway, you don’t have any taboos about meat and vegetables, we can eat anything.”

Nianshu listened carefully, and just as a smile appeared on his face, he heard the person in his body sigh.He subconsciously trembled, thinking that what this person was about to say next might be something serious.

Sure enough, the voice said pitifully, "Xue Liu was too happy."

"Which coffin is the problem, or both?" Nian Shu asked.

The voice said: "One, the one where the young man is lying."

The good news, at least it's not annihilated. Both coffins are bad things, only one has a problem.Nianshu, who has already mastered the skill of having fun while suffering, is a little fortunate.

"What's wrong? Why don't you speak."

Xue Wangliu calmed down and realized that the postures of the two people were not quite right. He was sitting on the ground with one arm around Nianshu's neck and the other clutching his shoulder.

And Nianshu hugged himself with both hands, his strength was getting stronger and stronger, and he hugged himself tightly. The smile on his face was stiff, and he was about to cry or not, looking very awkward.

"What's wrong?" Xue Wangliu saw that his expression was wrong, and he didn't care whether the postures of the two of them were right, so he quickly touched Nianshu's face and asked, "Is your face cramp?"

Nianshu let Xue Wangliu pinch his face, and said vaguely: "Master, my face doesn't have cramp."

"Then what's the matter?" Xue Wangliu put down his hands and stared at his face and asked.

Nianshu unconsciously tightened the hand holding Xue Wangliu, and said with some difficulty: "I... the voice in my body said that the things in the coffin are wrong."

Got it:...

Liao: "At this time, you don't need to mention that I said it, just say that you feel it yourself."

Xue Wangliu was startled when he heard the words, grabbed Nianshu by the collar, and asked repeatedly: "What's wrong? What did he say is wrong? Which one is wrong?"

Nian Shu helped him stand up slowly, and said, "Only Master Yuguang's coffin is wrong, and Master's coffin is fine."

Xue Wangliu helped Nianshu to the sarcophagus of Immortal Yuguang. Inside the sarcophagus, the ice of Tianshan Mountain exuded biting air, and the brother lying inside had a peaceful face, but such a sleeping face could give a glimpse of Immortal Yuguang's past. grace.

"Brother."

Xue Wangliu looked at it for a while, and then called out, but there was no response.

He stretched out his hand and slowly touched Immortal Yuguang's face, his fingertips were only cold.Suddenly the spiritual power surged, the jade bracelet on Xue Wangliu's wrist collided with a crisp sound, and the Yuguang Xianjun under him suddenly made a broken sound.

The brilliance faded for a while, like a flower in a mirror and a moon in water, the body of Immortal Yuguang disappeared, replaced by a life-sized jade statue with cracks on its cheeks.

Carefully crafted, it is exactly the same face as Yuguang Xianjun.

I thought I had won the first prize, but now I realized that I misread the winning number.

Xue Wangliu felt like a joke, and couldn't help shaking. Nianshu felt that he hugged him tightly and asked, "Master, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, you hug me too tightly and I'm going to suffocate." Xue Wangliu closed his eyes and patted his arm, calmly said: "You loosen it first, I'll close your master's coffin and put it back."

Nianshu let go a little, but didn't dare to let go completely, for fear that Xue Wangliu would fall to the ground again.

The sarcophagus of the dead tree Taoist closed again and disappeared in the light array, leaving only the sarcophagus of Yuguang Xianjun still there.Xue Wangliu looked at it for a while in silence, then stood up straight and reached out to grab the sarcophagus.

With a "bang", the huge spiritual coercion blasted the entire sarcophagus and the jade statue inside to pieces.

In the bamboo house thousands of miles away, Immortal Yuguang paused when he turned the pages of the book, and then quickly turned to the next page. After a while, he slowly said: "Xue Liu found out."

The author says:

Xue Wangliu: Xiba, you smashed it all up!

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When people are overly happy or overly angry, they will not be able to exert themselves. Gu Gu needs to order some liver-protecting tea.

Thank you Jiajiazhuang Zhuang Huazhen for the beautiful catnip. :