Good news, the elder is gone

In his previous life, Xue Wangliu died on the way to eat braised Jimmy rice after get off work, and became a starving ghost, so even if he became a fairy in this life and didn't need to eat, he still has some obsession with eating.

As soon as he remembered that he didn't eat a single bite of the dishes on the table, he wanted to slap himself, telling you to speak anxiously, it's not too late to eat two bites first!

Xue Wangliu regretted it at the beginning, even when the soles of his feet fell back to the ground, he was also in a bad mood.Feeling that the sleeves were pulled twice, Xue Wangliu was also a little impatient: "What are you doing?"

Xu Jiqing rubbed his eyes, and said with some difficulty: "Look for yourself."

As soon as Xue Wangliu raised his head, he saw a big bald head in front of his eyes, and it flashed back and forth.

My God, such a round and bright head, you can be a head model!

"Amitabha."

In Xue Wangliu's shock, his bald head straightened his bent waist, revealing that calm and solemn face. It was the beloved Mr. Dong Liansheng who loved his wife deeply.It's just that his hair is gone, and there is a golden lotus seal between his eyebrows.

He smiled slightly, and asked warmly, "Long time no see, how is your Excellency?"

"This is..." Xue Wangliu couldn't believe this man's ability to say he was bald, and quickly asked: "Dong Langjun, what's the matter with your hair?"

Dong Liansheng said: "Since the fairy head enlightened me as a mortal person last time, I have realized that I have a predestined relationship with the Buddha. I practice Buddhism and recite scriptures in front of the Buddha every day, and these three thousand threads of troubles will fall away by themselves."

Xue Wangliu clapped his hands fiercely, looked at Xu Jiqing and said: "I just said that reading too many Buddhist scriptures has side effects! If you don't believe it will cause hair loss, you still..."

"Ahem!" Xu Jiqing coughed violently, reminding Xue Wangliu that there was someone beside him.

He quickly turned his head to look, and found that the three guys behind him who had recovered to their original state were all looking at him now, except for his blind apprentice, the remaining two eyes were staring bigger than the other.

The three of them looked at each other, Xue Wangliu's heart jumped into the East African Rift Valley and sank to the bottom.

It's over, it's over, I forgot to lower my voice just now, seeing that I recognized myself.

Liu Fengyu froze on the spot and couldn't believe it, watching Xue Wangliu opened his mouth a few times and only squeezed out the word "mother".On the contrary, Jiang Yuan looked pleasantly surprised, took two steps forward and knelt down for Xue Wangliu.

What are you doing!This is not the Chinese New Year!Auntie didn't prepare a big red envelope for you this time!

Xue Wangliu was startled: "What are you doing! Hurry up!"

Jiang Yuan looked up at him: "If it wasn't for Auntie, my hand..."

"Your hands can grow without me, just slow down. It's almost there, get up quickly." Xue Wangliu was anxious, and directly lifted the boy up by the collar.

He glanced at Liu Fengyu whose tears were already rolling in his eyes, stretched out his hand and booed: "You wait for me, I will beat you again later."

Liu Fengyu, who was already well prepared, suppressed his tears in an instant, and wiped his eyes: "You are definitely not my aunt, my aunt never hits me."

Xue Wangliu sneered, thinking that it was because I handed over to your elder brother to beat you every time.

He turned his head to look at Dong Liansheng in front of him, sighed and asked: "Your Majesty is like this, is Mrs. Madam happy?"

Dong Liansheng paused, and after a short silence, he said: "She is not happy, she touched my head every day and said she was worried that I would have a cold head when I went out, she would rather be bald in the middle or have a full head of hair than me. in this way."

He said softly, but there was a smile on his face: "At first, she had no objection to me chanting scriptures in the Buddhist hall every day, but in recent days, every time she saw me going to the Buddhist hall, she complained quite a bit. There's always a reason for me to stay."

Xu Jiqing scratched his head: "It's strange that there are no complaints. Whose wife is happy to see that her husband eats vegetarian food and chant Buddha all day long, and the monk is not close to women. I'm afraid it's not..."

He looked Dong Liansheng up and down, and asked politely: "I wonder if Dong Langjun and his wife have children under their knees?"

"No." Dong Liansheng said slowly, "When I was young, my mother told my fortune for me, and the old Taoist said that I will not have children in this life. Hug it and hand it over to my wife for discipline."

Xue Wangliu sighed, he didn't know what to say, when suddenly he felt that the owner of the secret realm was late, and he said, "Then I don't know why your lord has asked us to come here this time?"

Dong Liansheng said slowly: "One is to meet two old friends, and there is another matter to ask for."

"Sir, please tell me." Xue Wangliu said.

Dong Liansheng: "My wife often coughs in the morning these days, and even coughs up blood. I asked her how it was, but she said it was just a minor problem and I don't need to worry about it, but I always feel that's not the case."

He frowned and thought of the bit of blood coughed up by the lady at the bedside today, and felt even more uncomfortable. He said: "My lady is a fairy, how could she suffer from mortal illnesses? Something must be wrong. You two are well-informed, Please also diagnose my wife."

Xue Wangliu scratched his head, thinking that among the five warriors here, none of them knows medical skills, what if something goes wrong?

But before he could refuse, a maidservant came outside the door with the words of his wife, saying that the meal had been prepared, and asked the guests and the master to move.

"Everyone go first, I'll come later." Dong Liansheng looked at Xue Wangliu and bowed, "Please help me, senior."

But Xue Wangliu had bad thoughts at this time, he looked at the sincere Dong Langjun in front of him and asked intentionally: "If Mrs. Zun's illness can't be cured, the five declines of heaven and man will soon pass away in this world, and you can't cultivate this way. Fix it?"

The man in front of him was stunned, Xue Wangliu smiled, and said more bluntly: "You originally practiced Taoism for the sake of being with your wife for a long time. If your wife died, would you follow her? Drink Mengpo soup together, and you will be together in your next life." Do you want to be husband and wife again?"

In an instant, everyone felt a huge coercion, except Xue Wangliu who was still standing, and the other four people directly knelt on the ground.

Xue Wangliu's Mahayana period monk's body is different from theirs, although he feels uncomfortable, he can barely stand still.He looked at Dong Langjun who was silent in front of him and shook his head: "Since Madam is here to invite you, then we should be respectful rather than obedient, so let's go."

"Thank you, Your Excellency." Dong Langjun didn't seem to hear what Xue Wangliu said just now, he straightened up and looked at him with a smile, and the coercion on everyone disappeared completely.

But when Xue Wangliu turned around and walked to the door, Dong Langjun suddenly said again: "I have neglected her these days, no matter what she does, I have decided to stay by her side in the future and not make her lonely."

It's just that the voice was ethereal and cold, and it was a little different from Dong Langjun's voice just now.But Xue Wangliu just smiled in his ears, did not respond, and left with a group of people.

Following the maid on the way to dinner, Xu Jiqing couldn't help asking: "Senior, why did you ask like that just now?"

"No reason, just tease him." Xue Wangliu sighed, "It's just a bit annoying to the family ethics drama of these two. I haven't seen a baby since I came in, and I have to help with family mediation. It's boring."

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Fengyu squeezed beside him and took out a radiant gemstone from his sleeve and handed it over, carefully said: "There is still a treasure, this is what Fengyu found for aunt."

Seeing this, Jiang Yuan was taken aback, quickly gave Nianshu a hand, and whispered, "Hurry up, take out the gem I gave you."

Three gemstones appeared in front of him for a while, Xue Wangliu just glanced at them, and said: "You guys reminded me, I haven't settled with the three of you for beating up the four copper puppets outside like that before."

Nianshu's heart skipped a beat, and he paused and said, "Amitabha, it was Taoist Liu who cut off the head of King Duowen first."

Liu Fengyu gave Nianshu a hard look: "He was the one who broke the puppet switch first!"

Jiang Yuan: "Yes..." He choked and didn't know what to say, and finally he just said honestly: "I was an accomplice."

Xue Wangliu paused, and immediately laughed. He reached out and patted Jiang Yuan's shoulder: "You are an honest boy, and when you go out later, my aunt will give you a red envelope."

Xu Jiqing echoed: "Indeed, only children who admit their mistakes honestly will be rewarded."

Liu Fengyu and Nianshu stopped talking for a while.

Xu Jiqing seemed to have something to say, but the group of people had already been led to the flower hall by the maids, surrounded by maids, so it was inconvenient to say some things.

When I came here just now, it was midsummer when all kinds of flowers were in full bloom, and the fragrance of the flowers was intoxicating, but now it is the end of spring when the flowers are in full bloom.

That Mrs. Dong was sitting on the table dignifiedly. I don't know if she was influenced by Dong Langjun. She also held a string of emerald beads in her hand, and twirled them at her fingertips dyed with kaodan.

"Ma'am, the guests are here." The maid opened the beaded curtain, Madam Dong got up to greet her, when she found out that Dong Langjun had not come, her expression froze, but she still maintained the decency of our wife.

"It's been hard work for you who have come from a long distance." Mrs. Dong invited a few of you to take a seat, and she sat on Dong Langjun's host seat, and said in a gentle voice: "Some simple food, please don't dislike it."

Xu Jiqing stared straight at the swallow-winged and abalone belly in front of him, thinking that this was all common food. Was it pig bran that he ate when he was alive?

He exhaled slowly to balance his mind, but Xue Wangliu didn't look at the food on the table, but cupped his hands at Madam Dong and said, "I haven't seen you for many years, I wonder if Madam still remembers us."

Mrs. Dong's expression froze, then she smiled and said, "Naturally I remember you two. Since you two came, my husband has been eating fast and reciting Buddha all day long, saying that he wants to become a fairy above the nine heavens, and now he doesn't even eat Now, in that Buddhist hall all day long, voicing his heart and soul to his Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, the whole family doesn’t care about it.”

Although she had a smile on her face, her mouth was full of complaints.Telling the people at the table to be quiet for a while, even the hands of the maid serving the wine trembled a little.

Xue Wangliu smiled and did not deny it, but instead asked: "I heard that Madam has coughed up blood recently, is there such a thing?"

Mrs. Dong frowned: "I don't know where the distinguished guest knew about it?"

"Mr. Dong Lang is in a mess when he cares about it. He has nothing to do, so he invited the two of us here to heal his wife. Only when his wife is in good health can he feel at ease." Xue Wangliu said slowly.

Mrs. Dong's eyebrows turned slightly when she heard him say this, and her tone softened a lot: "It's not a big deal at all, it's just an old problem of chest pain. These days, I have worked a lot with family and foreign affairs, and I feel a little uncomfortable when I am tired. If Mr. Lang really wants to treat me Sickness, it is better to persuade my husband to change his mind and come back to share with me, and my body will recover naturally."

"Why didn't Madam say it herself?" Xue Wangliu didn't want to deal with them any further, and asked straightforwardly: "If Madam speaks, Lang Jun will definitely listen."

Suddenly, thunder rumbled in the sky, white lightning tore through the sky, and the light was printed on Madam Dong's face, that flowery face was so bright that people couldn't see her facial features clearly.

"Is it useful if I say it? Every time I persuade him, my heart hurts like a knife, but he only cares about the fake Buddha statue made of clay. How can he see the living people in the courtyard full of old and young! They say that the heart of a Bodhisattva, I Not necessarily." The more Mrs. Dong spoke, her voice grew louder, and the thunder outside couldn't cover her voice.

Xue Wangliu sighed and said: "Since you understand that he is like this, why don't you just let it go?"

He took two steps forward, made sure that the owner of the secret realm was not suppressing him, and then said: "Dong Lang Jun said that you are a fairy, why should a fairy be obsessed with trivial matters of love and hate in this world?"

Picking up a tea flower in the vase on the table, Xue Wangliu slowly put it into Mrs. Dong's hands, and said with pity: "The journey of practice is long, and the journey of life is short, but you have to go through it. It's better to be free and easy." You can also cheer yourself up."

At this time, the lightning outside gradually dimmed, and Nian Shu's ears had just calmed down when he heard Xu Jiqing's exclamation, and he quickly asked, "Master Xu, what's wrong?"

"That Mrs. Dong's face has become a mirror." Jiang Yuan said softly, subconsciously grasping the hilt of the sword in his hand.

Even in the face of a woman with a bronze mirror on her neck, Xue Wangliu still smiled without showing any strangeness. He looked at the beauty in the mirror and shed a tear, and found that there were also drops of water flowing down the mirror. Yes, I couldn't help frowning, thinking that the cultivation level of this mirror essence may not be lower than my own.

"He used to love me very much. My husband is not good at words, he doesn't know those glib flirting words, but as long as I am, his eyes are on me, and wherever I go, he will watch me go Wherever I go, as long as I turn around, I can always see him behind me."

Mrs. Dong looked very sad, "It's just that he has changed now. He only looks at the gods and Buddhas all day long and doesn't look at me. He only recites the Buddha's name and doesn't call me, which makes me sad. Maybe he didn't like me as much as I thought. , loving me that much is all my own wild imagination."

Xu Jiqing couldn't see women crying the most. Seeing Mrs. Dong crying sadly, he quickly said: "Hey, Madam's words are wrong. The reason why Mr. Lang practiced Taoism was because he found out that you are a fairy and wanted to stay with you forever. Only by cultivating the Tao can we live a long life."

"It's a lie, you don't need to tell such a lie!" Mrs. Dong sneered, but heard a sigh coming from the door.

Dong Langjun, who was already bald, stood at the door for an unknown how long. He was holding a Buddhist bead and his eyes were closed, but he was crying.

Xue Wangliu frowned, and was about to say that Dong Langjun was coming, when another Dong Langjun passed by him and walked into the room eagerly.

His eyes were also red, and he said in his mouth: "Lingniang, this is not a lie, I only practice Taoism because I want to be with you forever, if you don't want me to recite the Buddha's name, I will stop."

As soon as he let go of his hand, the string of emerald beads was thrown on the ground like garbage, and a few beads were smashed to pieces.

Dong Langjun walked up to Lingniang, as if he didn't see Xue Wangliu and his party, he stretched out his hand to hold Mrs. Dong's shoulder, looked at the face in the mirror, and said in a gentle voice: "No matter what you do, I will accompany you you."

He kissed lightly on the mirror, but heard Lingniang tremblingly asking: "Are you serious?"

Xue Wangliu saw that Mrs. Dong's body was glowing with white light, she felt something was wrong, and wanted to tell Dong Langjun to go away quickly, but found that she could not move or speak.

He could only look at Dong Liansheng and nodded, and said with a gentle face, "Really."

A white light erupted from Mrs. Dong, and Xue Wangliu closed his eyes subconsciously, only to hear a female voice laugh heartily: "I have waited for many years and finally waited until today! From heaven, you have finally been defeated by me! "

With a long sigh, Dong Liansheng's tears fell, but no one heard it.

The author says:

Xue Wangliu: Today I am the family conflict mediator.

Dong Liansheng: I am sad.

Ling Niang: After waiting for a long time, I finally waited until today. I dreamed for a long time and finally realized my dream!

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