to be with meow

I am Meow, a Meow.

You ask my name?It's meow.who made itNo, this is the man.

This man is my food cash machine, serving me delicious food every day.He gave me two kinds of food, one was grainy, although it was hard and dry, it tasted okay.

I love him the most when he comes to me with a round object. With a "click", there is meat that smells very, very fragrant inside the round object, and occasionally there is the smell of sea water, which is very delicious!I can eat two round objects at once!

According to observations over the past six months, after eating one round object, one has to wait twenty days and nights before eating the second one.

"Meow, are you there?" 』

Lo and behold, here he is again.There is no sound of particles hitting the jar, and I pinch my little pink paws to calculate, just twenty days and nights have passed, and today's food is a round object!

By the way, the man likes me clinging to his feet very much, and he will stay longer every time. If he is lucky, there will be small dried fish to eat, so I will work harder to cling to his feet this time.Hmm, I figured he'd be happier if he rolled over on top of his shoe, and maybe earned a few more jerky.

"Ouch, meow, how come it's only been a day, and your belly is getting bigger again?It is pregnant? 』

Pregnant your sister!Lao Tzu is a man with a bell, meow!Give you a catch!

"pain!Why did you suddenly go crazy?I won't give you cans! 』

If you speak rudely, the villain will sue first!Tsk, for the sake of round objects, I will reluctantly forgive your previous rudeness.

Well, seeing that your shoes are clean, I lay down.

"Wow!You know what a jar is, right?She acted like a baby, woo, so cute, so cute!Here are two more dried fish, I just bought them! 』

look!Two more small fish were obtained.Hmm, stomach tickles, man, be sensible.

""Touch your belly? Meow, are you serious? Won't you bite me?"

Hurry up man!Don't regret it when I change my mind later!

"Aww! !Good cure!My God, it's so warm and soft!There is cellulite!Aww, it feels so comfortable!It's really worth it to feed you for half a year! 』

Hmph, thank you man!Hey, why are your hands dirty, lick them.hey man!Why don't you open that round object for me to eat?make you!

"Hey, why did you lose your temper and hit me again! ...Ah, you greedy cat, okay, okay, I'll prescribe it to you now. 』

coming!That wonderful "click" sound sounded, it was really the most beautiful sound in the world, even better than Xiao Hua's cry from the building next door.

It smells so good!Fish with a different taste today, delicious!Both fish taste good.

"Do you like it?This is a well-received brand on the Internet. I also buy a big can for you to eat. Eat slowly. 』

Yes yes yes, I don't know what the praise is, this fish is really delicious, it makes meow out of control!

Eh?Man, who allowed you to eat next to Lao Tzu?What did you eat?Let me sniff... Bah, bread full of vegetables is not my love.

"You want bread? ...Hahaha, I just said why cats want to eat vegetables!Sure enough, you just want to take care of everything, the management cat! 』

Why don't you let me take care of you in Lao Tzu's territory?You are a big face!put fly you!Make you feel dizzy.

"Meow Meow has such a bad temper, no wonder the girls in the company don't like to feed you.Look at Xiao Hei on the opposite side, surrounded by girls, enjoying all the blessings, you have to hide here and wait for me, a man who is about to enter middle age, to accompany you. 』

I just disdain it, the perfume smell of those women is strong and muddy, it will only suffocate me!

But that little black really doesn't have the self-esteem of a cat. To please humans, he blindly wags his tail and turns his stomach to act cute. It's shameful!

That Xiao Hei didn't know how to hook up with girls, even the men in this building, because he could get close to other girls by holding Xiao Hei.

Xiao Hei has become a prop for men to pick up girls.

The more I think about it, the more shameful it becomes!This man is better.

Hey man, are you looking at that window again?

What is in that window?Every time you take your lunch and don't eat it, just stare.Are there lots and lots of round objects in there and you're trying to figure out how to get them out?

It's good to have dreams, man!That's it!But the window doesn't look very high, why didn't the man just climb up?Since it's for my round object, let me help you out!

"Meow, where are you going?" 』

Just follow me, I will take you to grab food!

"Meow meow!no!Don't... hey, have a car!Sorry, sorry...don't jump around!Potted plants... hey hey!You, don't go there! 』

Woohoo!What's wrong!My ass hurts!

Damn, this damned man!Why did you suddenly pull out my tail, causing me to fall off!My mighty image is ruined!Look at my paw flower your face!

"Bah, bah, bah!Don't struggle!Hey, watch out for the shards of glass, you fleshy ball stepping over it, if you don't bleed, it will be strange! 』

debris?Ah... I seem to have turned over something just now, ah, is that potted plant?Hey, I would love to bury poop here, what a pity.

"Are you injured?all right?You were almost hit by a car just now... Why did you run away all of a sudden, you haven't finished your cans yet, each one costs ten yuan, it's very expensive, it's such a waste...Look, Xiao Hei eaten. 』

I rely on!Dead little black, I have died with you!snort!Forget it, there are many more behind this window, come on, man, let's go in!

"Meow, no..."

"Dingdingling..."

"welcome. 』

Man, where's the round object?Eh, man?Man why are you petrified?

Hey, don't pretend to be dead, go find food, look at that... damn, why is he so tall, this man?The hair is longer than the man behind me, and the height is taller than the man!Could he be the guard guarding the food warehouse?

no!Must win!For my food!

"Oh! 』

"Meow meow!no! !Let go paws let go let go! 』

You coward!Let go of me, let me hit this guard with a cat-punch!I bite!Bleeding, you know how powerful I am!

"no!calm! 』

let go of me let go of me!man!bold!Don't hold Lao Tzu's dragon body!Ow!How come you hold it so tightly, you can't break free.Let go of my uncle! !

"I'm sorry... you you you you... are you... are you okay?" 』

"Well, I'm fine. 』

Who cares if you have something to do, hand over my food!man!Why are you blushing? How old are you? This girl-like expression disgusts me!

"Right...no...sorry...this cat..."

"Your cat? ...you still like cats so much. 』

"Eh? 』

Hey, man, and the guards, can you keep an eye on me?I'm about to be strangled to death by you man!

"I also feed a few stray cats, in the back alley, do you want to see them?" 』

"Eh? 』

What?Are there more cats fighting me for food?Man, this won't work!

"Right here, come on. 』

Round objects! !Go go go go!Come on, man!

"Hey meow meow, please be quiet and don't wave your paws indiscriminately!" ...I'm sorry...meaning, don't you want to treat the wound first...? 』

"I'm used to it, it won't be a problem. 』

"It's...not good...sorry..."

open open open!Guard, I tell you to open the jar!

"Hehe... your cat is so impatient. 』

"Ah...hug...sorry..."

"Why are you apologizing to me? ...Come on, let's eat. 』

It is more delicious, more advanced, more fragrant and delicious than the previous one!Hello guard, welcome to join the banner of my uncle, I will give you a high-level feed supply officer, and the man will be the next level, just give me dry and hard pellets, not in the stream!

"I'm Gui Wenliang, and I can barely be said to be the owner of this cafe. 』

"I, I...Mumumu...Murong..."

"Um?Mu Murong?The surname Mu is really rare...」

"No no no... Murong... Yuan..."

"Mu Rongyuan?What a special name. 』

Man, why do you keep looking down at my food?Is it wrong?See my sharp claws?

"Will you come to my shop for lunch next time?"Your... meow?They can also be eaten together here, and I will feed them regularly. 』

timing?food?Is it all this high-grade food?I agree, let's eat in this alley of yours with dignity.

"This, this...is not good..."

"I'm going to study a new recipe recently, if you don't mind being a white mouse...you can try it at lunch time. 』

"ah…"

"OK? 』

Don't tell me, are you out of your mind?Hey, I didn't see you anymore, so I should concentrate on washing my face.It's so refreshing to be full.

Oh, look, this is nodding and agreeing, it's very good, we will have delicious food and a good life.

Mr. Guard is a good character.

The author has something to say: I am making a hole again!

The story of meow meow~ hehehe, can you guess the plot?

Continue to challenge sweet texts, and try to write short stories that are so sweet that your teeth hurt!