So death came

80. Man-made idols are funny

It is really too difficult to write!

Li Yuan was lying in front of the work table, wearing a big earphone on his head, listening to the sweet and even harsh female voice coming from the earphone, his whole body was in a state of depression like a beeping dog.

In order to be able to complete Andre's mission, Li Yuan adhered to the spirit of excellence, collected 5 g girl idol songs, and asked the company over there to ask for the voice samples of those girls.Wherever he went these days, he could hear the voices of all kinds of girls, from Chinese to Japanese to English, and even the undead language given by Andre...

So he vomited.

What broke Li Yuan the most was that one-third of the lyrics in that pile of songs were written by Yed!He was ashamed to say that he was once his male god if the quality was uneven!

With such a large amount of creation, coupled with the wide range of subjects and eclectic styles of Yede's creations, some are extremely feminine and some are extremely masculine, it is no wonder that many people on the Internet always question Yede as a group, and some people simply put forward, De is the great liar of the century. All his works are written by ghostwriters with money.

Thinking of Andre's serious and abstinent face, and thinking about those songs full of girlish feelings and winding mental journey, Li Yuan suddenly imagined Andre holding his face in both hands, and looking at himself with big watery eyes In the scene of saying "I like you so much!", [-] grass-mud horses flew past, and the whole person instantly transformed into a violent comic style.

That's really scary!

Shaking his head, Li Yuan cleared the weird picture from his mind.In order to prevent himself from passing out due to the serious lack of chicken blood, Li Yuan turned on the computer and clicked on Yede's blog, looking for something to relax.

Yede's blog is still stuck at the previous update and has not continued.

It seems that he is going to urge Andre to update his blog more.After Li Yuan browsed the blog, the sense of boredom was still not relieved in the slightest.

"what are you doing?"

Li Yuan turned around and found that it was Andre.Shrugging his shoulders, Li Yuan complained: "I have no inspiration at all. I've been listening to it for a few days, and I'm going to throw up...Maybe I really don't have enough talent." When it came to the end, Li Yuan himself was a little discouraged.

If it was that person... he must have done a better job than him, right?Li Yuan thought of that gamble again, imagining how the god of the underworld would create countless divine comedies with just a splash of ink, and his back slowly drooped.

"Why think so much, just write according to your own ideas." Andre said indifferently.

"I think so." Li Yuan rubbed his chin and said seriously, "The reason why I can't write is because I haven't had any contact with girls. I think I should find a cute girl to fall in love with, you Right?"

Andre rejected him decisively: "No. This is not the reason why you can't write it."

"You think everyone is like you!" Li Yuan rubbed his hair furiously, "You are obviously a man but you write such a girl, don't you feel ashamed of having a girl's heart!"

"Isn't this just right? I have the heart of a girl. If you fall in love with me, isn't that the same as getting along with a girl? The gap between the two is as big as a pea!"

"I think the gap between the two is as scary as the Mariana Trench."

"..."

The two stared at each other with big eyes.No one wants to give in.Li Yuan really felt that he had encountered a bottleneck and couldn't write it; Andre had other plans, and he really hoped that Li Yuan could write it.He also knows that the creation of an artist is inseparable from rich life experience, and Li Yuan does not lack talent, what he lacks is this kind of life experience.However, he absolutely cannot tolerate letting Li Yuan date a girl.Under the compromise between the two, Andre suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "I know what to do now!"

"What!" Li Yuan regained his spirits, "You agreed to my contact with the girl?!"

Andre nodded, took out his mobile phone and called Caesar: "Let me arrange it first."

Li Yuan immediately shed tears of emotion.

God is pitiful, he has been locked up in a concentration camp for girls since high school, living a life of three points and one line at home-the vegetable market-the school every day.Although there are many girls, they are either crazy academic masters, or rotten girls who are beautiful but always hold strange novels...

Although it is said that I have changed with Andre, it is the first time in my life that I can get in touch with a soft and cute girl, and I am a little excited when I think about it...

After half an hour.

"Is this what you call 'contact with girls'?" Li Yuan pointed at his computer dully, "Are you kidding me?"

On the computer, a cute and cute girl is smiling at Li Yuan with her hands behind her back, her voice is soft, as sweet as cotton candy: "Brother, before the cherry blossoms bloom, can we..."

ヾ(｀Д′) What I want is contact with reality, no, Hundan! !

Andre nodded calmly, minimized the window in front of him, and clicked on the icon where the USB drive was located.In an instant, a series of game icons popped up on the screen: "You can take a look, Caesars is still very reliable in its work, and the ones you buy should be good."

--There is such an unscrupulous boss who entrusts all the dirty work to his subordinates. Can he light a candle for Caesar?

Li Yuan shamefully closed the window in front of him.He really couldn't believe that the half-hour "get along with cute sister" turned into an authentic obscene otaku event.But Andre's eyes were too enthusiastic to ask for credit, so enthusiastic that he couldn't help it: "Why?"

"I have made games myself before, and I want to play with you." Andre said generously.

Andre, who doesn't work hard, actually knows how to play games? !

Li Yuan was really impressed: "Your game? Come on, click on it quickly, and let me review it for you."

Andre turned around and closed the studio door, sat next to him naturally, then rolled the mouse wheel, and clicked on one of the seemingly simple icons: "I did it when I was free."

"Do you know computers and you just play games?" Li Yuan still didn't believe it.How could an old man like Andre know how to make games?Even if it is a text adventure game, there are certain requirements for the program to run.

"After all, I am old and have a lot of time, so I can learn slowly."

"..." Li Yuan was speechless.

The computer went dark for a moment, and then, a rococo-style, exquisite, slender and erosive picture appeared in front of him.

Li Yuan widened his dog eyes.

In the painting, two naked men are kissing fiercely.They wore typical ancient Greek white robes, with textured gauze hanging obliquely on their bodies, fully outlining the curves of their bodies.The superior man had long silver hair, and he was provoking the inferior man's chin, kissing inextricably.The lower man put his hands on the upper man's back, as if he was struggling, and seemed to be refusing to respond.His eyes were closed tightly, and his expression was pained and joyful.On the floor of the marble Roman bathroom, their embrace lights up the scene.The long black hair of the lower-ranking person is entangled with the upper-ranking person, like seaweed.

Of course the point is not here.

Andre nodded with satisfaction: "I have a good talent for painting. Fortunately, I was bored back then. I once went to the palace of Louis XIV in France to learn painting for a while."

Louis XIV, the Sun King, the most powerful existence of the French Bourbon dynasty, the overlord of the whole of Europe, is fanatical about art, especially the ostentatious and dazzling Rococo style.

Good at drawing?hehe.

It’s good, but it also depends on the content of the painting!

Isn't the protagonist of this f*cking painting just him and Andre!

Li Yuan roared: "You actually draw your own fan art?!"

Andre: "You are also engaged in art, and you must have the consciousness of dedicating yourself to art."

"...Then can you dedicate yourself and let me be on top?" Li Yuan looked at the abstinence*temptation*shou on the screen, and his whole body was in a bad mood.

"Oh, that won't work. I'm the kind of person who only allows state officials to set fire." Andre looked extremely cheap with a "what can you do with me" expression.

"..." ヾ(｀Д′) I really can't do anything to him!

"Keep playing." Andre encouraged him.

Li Yuan took the mouse wordlessly, and clicked on the game called "S: Beloved".

This is a game that took place in ancient Greece, and the background of the game is the ancient Greek enlightenment system.Generally speaking, if an Athenian elite who has money and leisure and is not yet of marriageable age is interested in a boy, he will woo him, lead him into civil society, give him money, status, and help him grow from a boy to a boy. Grow into a standard citizen.The boy will achieve great things, of course relative - he needs to pay his body.After the boy reaches adulthood, this relationship between initiation and enlightenment will be interrupted, elites will marry, and the enlightened will go to enlighten the next person.The two may have parted ways since then, or they may have remained good friends.

The protagonist of the game is Meng, with a face similar to Li Yuan's. He is an ignorant playboy young man. He spends his days idle, watching dramas and listening to music, living a carefree life, but one day when he returns home, he is told—— — He must decide on his enlightenment as soon as possible, or the government will enforce it.As the story progresses, Meng's best friend's brother, Meng's school teacher, the supreme consul of Athens, and the Spartan general who just fought next door all expressed kindness to him.

Which one should Meng choose?What is the destination of his enlightenment?

"I don't want to know!" Li Yuan finally couldn't bear it anymore and directly turned off the power supply, "I can't believe that this kind of three-vulgar Tom Su plot is actually made by you! Also! Can you tell me why every strategy character Do all the character models look exactly like you!"

What an annoyance!