So death came
Chapter 7 So-Called Tweets
7. Who will fork out this funny comparison
Li Yuan walked out of the room to the living room, and took out his broken laptop.He's been busy recently, and he hasn't touched the computer for a long time.After opening it, the incomparably smooth speed instantly blinded his eyes.
Is this still his broken computer that waited three years for turning it on, three years for networking, and three years for typing?
High-resolution, high-speed operation... He glanced at the memory silently, and finally couldn't help but take a deep breath: "Andre... When did you get my computer?" The configuration of this computer is not an exaggeration, It's almost worth tens of thousands of yuan in computers!
Andre walked to him and sat down, turned on the TV: "I just knocked on its shell."
Li Yuan said quietly: "Then I really want to thank you for your hands that can turn stones into gold."
Andre raised the corner of his mouth: "No thanks."
"..."
The bickering is the bickering. To be honest, the computer "processed" by Andre is not bad compared to the original one. He is still very grateful to Andre in his heart.
Li Yuan hadn't finished his homework yet, and there was another exam tomorrow afternoon that he needed to review, so he casually wrote the words "traveling text and rebirth text" and got two briefcases for Andre on the Internet.After downloading, I unzipped it, took a cursory look at the catalog, and opened a few of them. I didn’t seem to find any strange things mixed in, so I passed it to Andre with confidence: "Look slowly, I’m in a rush for my homework. .”
Andre nodded, lifted his robe, sat on the sofa, and read the novel seriously.His reading speed is extremely fast, he can almost read ten lines at a glance, and he has scanned several long novels in a short while, but his posture is correct and his expression is serious. Those who don't know it think he is reading state documents.
two hours later.
Andre raised his eyebrows and looked at the text in his hand.
"You... ha... don't do this..." The wet hair stuck to the back, looking so beautiful.
After living a new life, he did not expect that he would still be immersed in his love.He looked at his extremely deep eyes in the dark night, and at that moment, he seemed to see a god.
"Is it here?" The other party chuckled and stroked his smooth back.
"what……"
"Snap." Andre closed the notebook in his hand, staring straight at the TV that was still turned on in front of him, looking at the bizarre pictures inside, wondering what he was thinking.
On the TV, an interview with Lu Dingtian, the third young master of the Lu family, was playing.Lu Ding was born with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his heroic spirit jumped out of the screen.His attitude is a bit arrogant, but it is also in line with his achievements.The host was touting him as Huaguo's scientific research No. 1. He just smiled, but there was infinite pride hidden in his smile.
After sitting in the same position for a while, Andre turned on the computer again, then stood up, hugged the computer, and opened the door of Li Yuan's bedroom.
Li Yuan was memorizing the history in the dark, when he saw the door opened again, he stopped reciting the words, looked at Andre depressedly, and felt that he was going crazy: "What's the matter?"
"What I want to read is Rebirth, not inappropriate for children." Andre pushed the computer in front of Li Yuan.
"Ah?" Li Yuan was a little unresponsive, he took the computer, "What are you talking about, what I gave you is not..."
On the screen, the text related to a certain letter is jumping happily, and changing different postures, the shame is almost breaking through the sky.After a hasty drawing, it turned out to be a pure meat* article, and the rebirth of feelings was just an introduction at the beginning, followed by almost all kinds of love affairs.
What's worse, this pure meat* article is still about *.
Li Yuan was left in a cold sweat, and he clicked exit in a hurry, wanting to delete this novel: "Ahaha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this was an accident, an accident..." Damn the title is still "Sunshine of Rebirth", who Knowing that this topic is a decoration that has nothing to do with the content!
Andre took the computer, looked at Li Yuan, looked at Li Yuan quietly: "Actually, you don't need to seduce me."
"..."
"The world of the undead is full of beautiful beauties."
"..."
"So..." Before Andre could finish speaking, he was pushed out of the room by the blushing Li Yuan: "Can you stop talking!"
Andre looked at the door that slammed shut in front of him, and felt a little helpless for the first time, and also felt a little powerless for his speaking skills for the first time.He originally wanted to say "that's why you are different", but after getting used to the ridicule, he still habitually changed the taste of what he said.
After thinking about it carefully, he felt that there was no need to say something too early. He took the computer calmly, turned and returned to the living room, and continued to watch the interview.
Ten minutes later, Li Yuan came out in disgrace, sat down on the sofa, and stared at Lu Sanshao on the TV.
"Finished?" Andre handed him a glass of water, a little surprised.
"... Finished memorizing." Li Yuan clearly knew that this guy had a personality of complaining and forgetting, but for some reason, Li Yuan struggled for a long time, feeling uncomfortable about anything.Picking up the book again, I found that I couldn't read it anyway, and my mind was full of Andre's words.
It's so annoying!
Endorsement is the most important thing to focus on, without distracting thoughts.Since he couldn't memorize anything, Li Yuan simply ran out to watch TV for a while, but he didn't want to but saw Andre's concentrated expression.While watching TV, he asked casually, "Are you watching Lu Sanshao's interview?"
Andre said "hmm": "He seems to be very famous."
"Indeed," Li Yuan sighed, "You may not have heard of his story, it is indeed a legend."
Andre picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea: "Let's listen."
"He is the first son of the Lu family. The first two sons are the illegitimate sons of Mr. Lu, and his biological mother is also of a prominent background, but she died of dystocia when giving birth to him. Mr. Lu likes his biological mother, and when he sees this, he blames him and treats her His attitude was very bad. Later, the Lu family had a new mistress and a new son, and his situation became even worse. When he was not yet an adult, Master Lu was seriously ill, unconscious, and paralyzed in bed. His brothers and uncles divided it up and kicked him out."
Andre nodded: "It sounds miserable."
"It's more than that!" Li Yuan stuck out his tongue, "Anyway, it's really all kinds of misfortunes, but for some reason, it was already a dead end, but one day he suddenly awakened, and took out the last remaining bit The money was invested in the stock market, and it turned out to be a miracle. It doubled the principal with interest hundreds of times, and completely became a business elite. Later, it even entered the Lu family and became the real owner of the Lu family. The holographic helmet has been launched, and the matching game has also been opened for internal testing, and there will be a fee soon," Li Yuan shook his head, "If I wasn't poor, I would also like to play."
"It's legendary."
"That's it," Li Yuan fell back, nestled comfortably on the sofa, holding a teacup in his arms, squinting his eyes and watching the TV, and sighed, "But these are all gossip on the earth, who knows Is it true? But if it is true, Lu Sanshao is too genius. He was kicked out of college within a few days, and he can lead the team to develop a holographic helmet. It seems that his subordinates are really capable people Come out in large numbers. Oh, by the way," Li Yuan turned his head to Andre, and said narrowly, "Aren't you reading some rebirth and time travel articles today? I think he is really reborn or time travel. Look The rhythm of this slap in the face is like a realistic version of a refreshing novel."
But having said that, Li Yuan didn't take it seriously.The success of others is due to the wisdom of others. How can there be so many rebirths and time travels in the novels these days?It's not a hot item of a certain treasure, it's not enough.
Andre listened absent-mindedly, watching Li Yuan winking in front of him, pretending to be narrow-minded, as if a small brush had grown in his heart, brushing it one by one.Her broken hair covered the corners of her eyes, her eyes were slightly squinted, her body was curled up on the sofa, holding a blue teacup in her arms, she looked really cute.
Li Yuan's teacup is the same style as Andre's, but the color is different - Li Yuan's is blue, and Andre's is black.Li Yuan's original teacup died heroically in the "Bloody Mary Incident" that day because he just poured out the leftover tea and put it on the dresser.In order to save money, Li Yuan went to a nearby supermarket to buy two discounted hits.
It was an unintentional act, and Andre didn't feel anything before, but when he saw the young man in front of him holding the teacup, Andre suddenly felt his heart move.Black represents Li Yuan, blue represents myself...
In fact, Li Yuan's aesthetics are pretty good.Andre secretly thought in his heart
.
"Hey, why are you in a daze?" Li Yuan stretched out his hand unconsciously, shaking it in front of Andre's blue eyes.
Andre came back to his senses, raised the black teacup calmly, still domineering and paralyzed: "I was just thinking, maybe what you said is right."
"???" Li Yuan was confused, "I'll just say it casually, don't read novels and get mad."
Andre smiled and didn't say much.
"Aren't you hot wearing a robe every day? It's getting hotter and hotter." Li Yuan was not really interested in Lu Sanshao's interview. After watching for a while, he picked up the remote control and decisively changed the channel, "Everyone We are so familiar, and we are all men, so we will wear pajamas at home, and I will not laugh at you."
Li Yuan really doesn't understand, at first glance, the robe is so thick, and it wraps his body tightly, and it has been like this since winter.Li Yuan has never seen him change his pajamas.If Andre hadn't brought him his pajamas every other week and asked him to wash them, and he would often wash some underwear himself, he would have thought that Andre never changed his clothes when he slept.
You must know that Yucheng is very hot.Although it is only the end of March, the temperature has already risen.Even for Muslims who are also tightly wrapped, their clothes are also white.This black color made him feel hot when he saw it.
On the TV, the yellow-haired emperor with a head that killed Matt was holding up a coffee, no, a wine glass: "Thank you for your kindness, I will follow the good advice and drink this cup!"
Andre nodded, stood up, and held up his teacup: "Thank you Li Aiqing for your kindness, I follow kindness like a follower, so I drank this cup and went to change clothes!"
Li Yuan covered his face.Who is this serious joker?
Why hasn't anyone forked him out? I'll go!
Li Yuan walked out of the room to the living room, and took out his broken laptop.He's been busy recently, and he hasn't touched the computer for a long time.After opening it, the incomparably smooth speed instantly blinded his eyes.
Is this still his broken computer that waited three years for turning it on, three years for networking, and three years for typing?
High-resolution, high-speed operation... He glanced at the memory silently, and finally couldn't help but take a deep breath: "Andre... When did you get my computer?" The configuration of this computer is not an exaggeration, It's almost worth tens of thousands of yuan in computers!
Andre walked to him and sat down, turned on the TV: "I just knocked on its shell."
Li Yuan said quietly: "Then I really want to thank you for your hands that can turn stones into gold."
Andre raised the corner of his mouth: "No thanks."
"..."
The bickering is the bickering. To be honest, the computer "processed" by Andre is not bad compared to the original one. He is still very grateful to Andre in his heart.
Li Yuan hadn't finished his homework yet, and there was another exam tomorrow afternoon that he needed to review, so he casually wrote the words "traveling text and rebirth text" and got two briefcases for Andre on the Internet.After downloading, I unzipped it, took a cursory look at the catalog, and opened a few of them. I didn’t seem to find any strange things mixed in, so I passed it to Andre with confidence: "Look slowly, I’m in a rush for my homework. .”
Andre nodded, lifted his robe, sat on the sofa, and read the novel seriously.His reading speed is extremely fast, he can almost read ten lines at a glance, and he has scanned several long novels in a short while, but his posture is correct and his expression is serious. Those who don't know it think he is reading state documents.
two hours later.
Andre raised his eyebrows and looked at the text in his hand.
"You... ha... don't do this..." The wet hair stuck to the back, looking so beautiful.
After living a new life, he did not expect that he would still be immersed in his love.He looked at his extremely deep eyes in the dark night, and at that moment, he seemed to see a god.
"Is it here?" The other party chuckled and stroked his smooth back.
"what……"
"Snap." Andre closed the notebook in his hand, staring straight at the TV that was still turned on in front of him, looking at the bizarre pictures inside, wondering what he was thinking.
On the TV, an interview with Lu Dingtian, the third young master of the Lu family, was playing.Lu Ding was born with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his heroic spirit jumped out of the screen.His attitude is a bit arrogant, but it is also in line with his achievements.The host was touting him as Huaguo's scientific research No. 1. He just smiled, but there was infinite pride hidden in his smile.
After sitting in the same position for a while, Andre turned on the computer again, then stood up, hugged the computer, and opened the door of Li Yuan's bedroom.
Li Yuan was memorizing the history in the dark, when he saw the door opened again, he stopped reciting the words, looked at Andre depressedly, and felt that he was going crazy: "What's the matter?"
"What I want to read is Rebirth, not inappropriate for children." Andre pushed the computer in front of Li Yuan.
"Ah?" Li Yuan was a little unresponsive, he took the computer, "What are you talking about, what I gave you is not..."
On the screen, the text related to a certain letter is jumping happily, and changing different postures, the shame is almost breaking through the sky.After a hasty drawing, it turned out to be a pure meat* article, and the rebirth of feelings was just an introduction at the beginning, followed by almost all kinds of love affairs.
What's worse, this pure meat* article is still about *.
Li Yuan was left in a cold sweat, and he clicked exit in a hurry, wanting to delete this novel: "Ahaha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this was an accident, an accident..." Damn the title is still "Sunshine of Rebirth", who Knowing that this topic is a decoration that has nothing to do with the content!
Andre took the computer, looked at Li Yuan, looked at Li Yuan quietly: "Actually, you don't need to seduce me."
"..."
"The world of the undead is full of beautiful beauties."
"..."
"So..." Before Andre could finish speaking, he was pushed out of the room by the blushing Li Yuan: "Can you stop talking!"
Andre looked at the door that slammed shut in front of him, and felt a little helpless for the first time, and also felt a little powerless for his speaking skills for the first time.He originally wanted to say "that's why you are different", but after getting used to the ridicule, he still habitually changed the taste of what he said.
After thinking about it carefully, he felt that there was no need to say something too early. He took the computer calmly, turned and returned to the living room, and continued to watch the interview.
Ten minutes later, Li Yuan came out in disgrace, sat down on the sofa, and stared at Lu Sanshao on the TV.
"Finished?" Andre handed him a glass of water, a little surprised.
"... Finished memorizing." Li Yuan clearly knew that this guy had a personality of complaining and forgetting, but for some reason, Li Yuan struggled for a long time, feeling uncomfortable about anything.Picking up the book again, I found that I couldn't read it anyway, and my mind was full of Andre's words.
It's so annoying!
Endorsement is the most important thing to focus on, without distracting thoughts.Since he couldn't memorize anything, Li Yuan simply ran out to watch TV for a while, but he didn't want to but saw Andre's concentrated expression.While watching TV, he asked casually, "Are you watching Lu Sanshao's interview?"
Andre said "hmm": "He seems to be very famous."
"Indeed," Li Yuan sighed, "You may not have heard of his story, it is indeed a legend."
Andre picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea: "Let's listen."
"He is the first son of the Lu family. The first two sons are the illegitimate sons of Mr. Lu, and his biological mother is also of a prominent background, but she died of dystocia when giving birth to him. Mr. Lu likes his biological mother, and when he sees this, he blames him and treats her His attitude was very bad. Later, the Lu family had a new mistress and a new son, and his situation became even worse. When he was not yet an adult, Master Lu was seriously ill, unconscious, and paralyzed in bed. His brothers and uncles divided it up and kicked him out."
Andre nodded: "It sounds miserable."
"It's more than that!" Li Yuan stuck out his tongue, "Anyway, it's really all kinds of misfortunes, but for some reason, it was already a dead end, but one day he suddenly awakened, and took out the last remaining bit The money was invested in the stock market, and it turned out to be a miracle. It doubled the principal with interest hundreds of times, and completely became a business elite. Later, it even entered the Lu family and became the real owner of the Lu family. The holographic helmet has been launched, and the matching game has also been opened for internal testing, and there will be a fee soon," Li Yuan shook his head, "If I wasn't poor, I would also like to play."
"It's legendary."
"That's it," Li Yuan fell back, nestled comfortably on the sofa, holding a teacup in his arms, squinting his eyes and watching the TV, and sighed, "But these are all gossip on the earth, who knows Is it true? But if it is true, Lu Sanshao is too genius. He was kicked out of college within a few days, and he can lead the team to develop a holographic helmet. It seems that his subordinates are really capable people Come out in large numbers. Oh, by the way," Li Yuan turned his head to Andre, and said narrowly, "Aren't you reading some rebirth and time travel articles today? I think he is really reborn or time travel. Look The rhythm of this slap in the face is like a realistic version of a refreshing novel."
But having said that, Li Yuan didn't take it seriously.The success of others is due to the wisdom of others. How can there be so many rebirths and time travels in the novels these days?It's not a hot item of a certain treasure, it's not enough.
Andre listened absent-mindedly, watching Li Yuan winking in front of him, pretending to be narrow-minded, as if a small brush had grown in his heart, brushing it one by one.Her broken hair covered the corners of her eyes, her eyes were slightly squinted, her body was curled up on the sofa, holding a blue teacup in her arms, she looked really cute.
Li Yuan's teacup is the same style as Andre's, but the color is different - Li Yuan's is blue, and Andre's is black.Li Yuan's original teacup died heroically in the "Bloody Mary Incident" that day because he just poured out the leftover tea and put it on the dresser.In order to save money, Li Yuan went to a nearby supermarket to buy two discounted hits.
It was an unintentional act, and Andre didn't feel anything before, but when he saw the young man in front of him holding the teacup, Andre suddenly felt his heart move.Black represents Li Yuan, blue represents myself...
In fact, Li Yuan's aesthetics are pretty good.Andre secretly thought in his heart
.
"Hey, why are you in a daze?" Li Yuan stretched out his hand unconsciously, shaking it in front of Andre's blue eyes.
Andre came back to his senses, raised the black teacup calmly, still domineering and paralyzed: "I was just thinking, maybe what you said is right."
"???" Li Yuan was confused, "I'll just say it casually, don't read novels and get mad."
Andre smiled and didn't say much.
"Aren't you hot wearing a robe every day? It's getting hotter and hotter." Li Yuan was not really interested in Lu Sanshao's interview. After watching for a while, he picked up the remote control and decisively changed the channel, "Everyone We are so familiar, and we are all men, so we will wear pajamas at home, and I will not laugh at you."
Li Yuan really doesn't understand, at first glance, the robe is so thick, and it wraps his body tightly, and it has been like this since winter.Li Yuan has never seen him change his pajamas.If Andre hadn't brought him his pajamas every other week and asked him to wash them, and he would often wash some underwear himself, he would have thought that Andre never changed his clothes when he slept.
You must know that Yucheng is very hot.Although it is only the end of March, the temperature has already risen.Even for Muslims who are also tightly wrapped, their clothes are also white.This black color made him feel hot when he saw it.
On the TV, the yellow-haired emperor with a head that killed Matt was holding up a coffee, no, a wine glass: "Thank you for your kindness, I will follow the good advice and drink this cup!"
Andre nodded, stood up, and held up his teacup: "Thank you Li Aiqing for your kindness, I follow kindness like a follower, so I drank this cup and went to change clothes!"
Li Yuan covered his face.Who is this serious joker?
Why hasn't anyone forked him out? I'll go!
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