So death came
Chapter 22 The So-Called Groundhog
21. The groundhog president is about to come out
The so-called life is a collection of broken things one after another.
The Lu family went bankrupt and liquidated, and his parents didn't come to harass him anymore. Li Yuan thought that everything was over, but he didn't expect that a big tiger was still standing in front of him, looking at him intently.
College Entrance Examiner: Hahaha, little friend, I’m here, are you afraid?
Li Yuan: ...
On the day of the exam, other candidates got up early and set off early, for fear of encountering traffic jams and the like, which would cause them to miss the exam. Only Li Yuan slept comfortably until half an hour before the exam. Set off.
Andre lived up to expectations, his teleportation skill points were full!
At the entrance of the test center, the armed brother Soldier dutifully guards the gate, while Wuyang Wuyang’s parents outside are looking inside. They don’t care about the [-]-degree high temperature, and they can’t wait to take the exam for their children.
Andre handed the pencil case and exam admission ticket to Li Yuan, took the schoolbag over, and said calmly: "Take the exam as you please, anyway, I won't starve you to death if you can't find a job."
"..." Why do I always feel that there is something wrong with this sentence.
Li Yuan found the examination room according to the admission ticket.Yi Zifeng was also in this examination room, looking at the textbook, struggling for the last time.Seeing Li Yuan coming in, Yi Zifeng glared at Li Yuan, then continued to recite crazily and softly.
Li Yuan looked at the manic Yi Zifeng and prayed silently for him in his heart.
It's not a good thing to be like this before the exam.Good luck to him.
The exam was a bit difficult, but I don't know if Andre's consolation played a role. Li Yuan kept calm all the time, even when he encountered some parts that he didn't know.
After finishing the last subject heartily, and walking out of the examination room, Li Yuan looked at Andre who came to greet him, waved his hand, and smiled boldly: "Surely!"
"Is it safe to fail?" Andre complained leisurely.
"... Can you stop talking at this time! What if you really fail the exam!" Li Yuan glared at Andre, and galloped with him on the road to the hot pot restaurant.
Yudu people and hot pot have always had a lingering fate that has been entangled for generations, and Li Yuan is the same.After finally getting rid of the mountain of the college entrance examination, I have to have a good meal no matter what!
He completely ignored the serious question of whether Andre's noble suits were consistent with the style of the hot pot restaurant.
So after splashing five drops of red oil on Andre's suit, Li Xiaoyuan was finally beaten.
Clutching his forehead, Li Yuan roared: "It's just good to eat! I'll help you do the laundry!"
Andre showed a smirk: "What did you say?"
"Of course!" Li Yuan patted his chest and assured, "Besides, I did all the laundry for you!" Speaking of this, Li Yuan became angry!Although Andre has a high force value, when it comes to life, he is completely a fool, he is so stupid to cry!
When Andre washed a high-end suit into dried salted fish, Li Yuan finally couldn't stand it anymore, snatched the clothes from his clutches, and became Andre's full-time nanny from then on, taking care of food, house, laundry, and life. Andre was used to being a gentleman.
Andre, who was across the small table, immediately took off his coat and put it aside, boldly rolled up his sleeves, approached the small table to pick up some vegetables, let You Xing greet his white shirt, and almost slapped his chest and growled "to I fired."
"..." Tat, he really wanted to crush him to death, what should I do!
"Seriously," Andre said seriously while eating, "what are you going to do in the future?"
"What to do?" Li Yuan was stunned for a moment, and after thinking for a long time, he said, "I don't know. Just learn one at that time, I'm not interested in anything anyway."
Andre disliked Li Yuan's lack of interest in anything, which always made him feel powerless all over his body, exactly the same as when he was ten thousand years ago.He retorted dissatisfiedly: "Don't you like music?"
"I like it, but I'm neither professional nor well-connected. I guess I can only treat it as a hobby for the rest of my life." Speaking of this, Li Yuan also felt a little sad, "And learning music is very expensive, but my dad doesn't even pay for college tuition. will give it to me."
Andre continued to ask: "Then if you are given a chance to make a living from music, would you like it?"
Li Yuan stuck out his tongue, clipped a piece of hairy belly for himself, and said with a smile: "Then you must be willing! I guess I'm going to wake up laughing from a dream."
Andre nodded: "OK, I see."
"What do you know?"
Andre did not answer Li Yuan, but turned to another topic: "We will go abroad tomorrow, to Poland."
"Poland? Wait, wait, aren't you talking a little too quickly?" Li Yuan was stunned by the sudden change of topic.
Andre was calm and calm, and even took the time to explain the reason: "There are three reasons. First, reward you and take you on a trip; second, after you finish the exam, you have to put the matter of extending your life on the agenda. Third... ..."
Li Yuan's appetite was whetted by Andre, and he kept poking his arm: "Speak quickly!"
Andre saw Li Yuan jumping up and down anxiously in front of him, feeling extremely happy, and it took him a long time before he said slowly: "Thirdly, I want to take you to meet someone."
"one person?"
Andre stopped talking again, just drank tea inscrutablely, no matter how much Li Yuan begged, he didn't say anything, just took out two passports and two air tickets from his suit pocket, and handed them to Li Yuan: "Keep them safe, We leave the day after tomorrow."
"..." Li Yuan swallowed, opened the passport page, turned to the visa page, and asked faintly: "Can I ask, when will I
Waiting for a passport, but also to apply for a visa? "
Andre coughed lightly in a disguised way: "You understand."
... I don't understand, kiss, I don't understand anything, are you going to say you are □□, kiss, I don't understand!
Li Yuan held his forehead and sighed, almost collapsed.
To complain, Li Yuan still worked hard to help Andre pack his things.
But all the complaints disappeared the moment I arrived in Warsaw.
In the most prosperous part of the city center, a high-rise building rises from the ground, which looks a bit abrupt, but because of its excellent design, there is no sense of disobedience. It is just like a medieval building, which makes people feel awe.
On the glass window, a huge billboard was ostentatiously hung on it, anyone could see it. Looking closely, most of the models on it were internationally famous movie stars and singers, and some even won Oscars.Letting such a high-profile celebrity act as a model, or a group of people advertising together, this is simply extravagant to the point of anger!
Li Yuan looked at the English of "Caesars Entertainment", and turned to Andre blankly: "So the third thing you said is to bring me here?"
Caesars Group, the world's most famous entertainment company, is involved in many fields such as music, film and television, and is the leader.Although its headquarters is located in Poland instead of the United States, its influence is far from that of those companies in Hollywood.
To put it in one of the most popular words at present - it holds the economic lifeline of the whole world.In the entertainment industry, it is true.
"Yes." Andre nodded, "Let's go."
Li Yuan maintained a petrified state, followed Andre, and watched him walk into the lobby of Caesars Entertainment familiarly, as naturally as walking in his own backyard.
The lobby of the Kaiser Group headquarters is very luxurious.A red wool carpet completes the lobby, and Rococo-style diamond chandeliers hang from the ceiling.The ceiling is modeled after a church, with many murals painted on it, with black and blood red as the main tone, making the entire hall even more extraordinary.
There are some staff members in the hall, as well as stylishly dressed people in twos and threes with extraordinary looks. At first glance, they are starlets that are often seen on the silver screen.
Seeing Andre, a staff member came over.Andre took out a business card and handed it to her.
The staff glanced at the business card, then bowed respectfully to Andre: "Hello, this way please."
Dazed, Li Yuan followed Andre to the elevator, watched him press the bottom button without looking at him.
The elevator is surprisingly large, and the buttons on each floor are thoughtfully labeled, marking the function of this building.Most of the floors are marked with white paper, only the bottom floor is marked with bright red paper, which says in English: "President's Office."
Li Yuan followed the red mark, looked at the specific floor, and immediately felt ashamed: "Minus [-]th floor?!"
(°ー°〃) My friends and I were stunned!
Minus fifteen floors! !This is the rhythm of him wanting to hollow out the entire underground!
Andre could see what Li Yuan was thinking at a glance, he coughed, and added fuel to his brain: "Actually, the second floor to the fourteenth floor of this building have not been built at all, and it is still normal. ground."
"..." Li Yuan pressed the button tentatively.Sure enough, there was no response, "Then why did he design the elevator like this?"
"For good looks." Andret replied seriously.
Li Yuan rubbed his nose and said sincerely, "Although my male god has been in Caesars Entertainment, I really want to say that this president is a bit..." He picked up the words for a long time, "Mighty."
Far more than mighty!It's like a groundhog!
As long as Li Yuan thinks that the president of Caesars Group is huddling like a gopher in the reinforced concrete fortifications deep underground, occasionally protruding out of the ground, revealing two black, no, blue eyes, he feels that the whole person is It's all Sparta!
#On a groundhog driving Noah's Ark to ride the wind and waves#
Andre nodded: "He hates sunlight, so he must build the headquarters at the bottom."
"..." Li Yuan laughed dryly: "Very good, very good."
"Speaking of which," Andre changed the subject and asked casually, "Who is your male god?"
"My male god, didn't I tell you?" Li Yuan's eyes sparkled when he mentioned this, "Yed! My male god! When I think of him, I feel comfortable all over, I can't spit out and swallow Don't go down!"
Andre: "The technology you praised is still as good as ever."
Li Yuan patted his head, and didn't talk back, just smirked: "Because Yede is indeed a super god! Ahhh, although his lyrics are a bit shameful, I really like every song!"
Andre stroked his dumb hair, and said lightly: "Many of them are just slobber songs."
"No!" Li Yuan has completely turned into a brain-dead fan, and pink bubbles have appeared all over his body, just like some "unique" lyrics of Yed, tearing his heart and lungs to grab the ground, "Even if It is a salivary song, a standard salivary song, a conscientious salivary song, the king of salivary songs, and the master of the salivary world!"
"..." Andre wiped the saliva off his face and said expressionlessly, "You don't need to emphasize these two words five times."
"..."
The so-called life is a collection of broken things one after another.
The Lu family went bankrupt and liquidated, and his parents didn't come to harass him anymore. Li Yuan thought that everything was over, but he didn't expect that a big tiger was still standing in front of him, looking at him intently.
College Entrance Examiner: Hahaha, little friend, I’m here, are you afraid?
Li Yuan: ...
On the day of the exam, other candidates got up early and set off early, for fear of encountering traffic jams and the like, which would cause them to miss the exam. Only Li Yuan slept comfortably until half an hour before the exam. Set off.
Andre lived up to expectations, his teleportation skill points were full!
At the entrance of the test center, the armed brother Soldier dutifully guards the gate, while Wuyang Wuyang’s parents outside are looking inside. They don’t care about the [-]-degree high temperature, and they can’t wait to take the exam for their children.
Andre handed the pencil case and exam admission ticket to Li Yuan, took the schoolbag over, and said calmly: "Take the exam as you please, anyway, I won't starve you to death if you can't find a job."
"..." Why do I always feel that there is something wrong with this sentence.
Li Yuan found the examination room according to the admission ticket.Yi Zifeng was also in this examination room, looking at the textbook, struggling for the last time.Seeing Li Yuan coming in, Yi Zifeng glared at Li Yuan, then continued to recite crazily and softly.
Li Yuan looked at the manic Yi Zifeng and prayed silently for him in his heart.
It's not a good thing to be like this before the exam.Good luck to him.
The exam was a bit difficult, but I don't know if Andre's consolation played a role. Li Yuan kept calm all the time, even when he encountered some parts that he didn't know.
After finishing the last subject heartily, and walking out of the examination room, Li Yuan looked at Andre who came to greet him, waved his hand, and smiled boldly: "Surely!"
"Is it safe to fail?" Andre complained leisurely.
"... Can you stop talking at this time! What if you really fail the exam!" Li Yuan glared at Andre, and galloped with him on the road to the hot pot restaurant.
Yudu people and hot pot have always had a lingering fate that has been entangled for generations, and Li Yuan is the same.After finally getting rid of the mountain of the college entrance examination, I have to have a good meal no matter what!
He completely ignored the serious question of whether Andre's noble suits were consistent with the style of the hot pot restaurant.
So after splashing five drops of red oil on Andre's suit, Li Xiaoyuan was finally beaten.
Clutching his forehead, Li Yuan roared: "It's just good to eat! I'll help you do the laundry!"
Andre showed a smirk: "What did you say?"
"Of course!" Li Yuan patted his chest and assured, "Besides, I did all the laundry for you!" Speaking of this, Li Yuan became angry!Although Andre has a high force value, when it comes to life, he is completely a fool, he is so stupid to cry!
When Andre washed a high-end suit into dried salted fish, Li Yuan finally couldn't stand it anymore, snatched the clothes from his clutches, and became Andre's full-time nanny from then on, taking care of food, house, laundry, and life. Andre was used to being a gentleman.
Andre, who was across the small table, immediately took off his coat and put it aside, boldly rolled up his sleeves, approached the small table to pick up some vegetables, let You Xing greet his white shirt, and almost slapped his chest and growled "to I fired."
"..." Tat, he really wanted to crush him to death, what should I do!
"Seriously," Andre said seriously while eating, "what are you going to do in the future?"
"What to do?" Li Yuan was stunned for a moment, and after thinking for a long time, he said, "I don't know. Just learn one at that time, I'm not interested in anything anyway."
Andre disliked Li Yuan's lack of interest in anything, which always made him feel powerless all over his body, exactly the same as when he was ten thousand years ago.He retorted dissatisfiedly: "Don't you like music?"
"I like it, but I'm neither professional nor well-connected. I guess I can only treat it as a hobby for the rest of my life." Speaking of this, Li Yuan also felt a little sad, "And learning music is very expensive, but my dad doesn't even pay for college tuition. will give it to me."
Andre continued to ask: "Then if you are given a chance to make a living from music, would you like it?"
Li Yuan stuck out his tongue, clipped a piece of hairy belly for himself, and said with a smile: "Then you must be willing! I guess I'm going to wake up laughing from a dream."
Andre nodded: "OK, I see."
"What do you know?"
Andre did not answer Li Yuan, but turned to another topic: "We will go abroad tomorrow, to Poland."
"Poland? Wait, wait, aren't you talking a little too quickly?" Li Yuan was stunned by the sudden change of topic.
Andre was calm and calm, and even took the time to explain the reason: "There are three reasons. First, reward you and take you on a trip; second, after you finish the exam, you have to put the matter of extending your life on the agenda. Third... ..."
Li Yuan's appetite was whetted by Andre, and he kept poking his arm: "Speak quickly!"
Andre saw Li Yuan jumping up and down anxiously in front of him, feeling extremely happy, and it took him a long time before he said slowly: "Thirdly, I want to take you to meet someone."
"one person?"
Andre stopped talking again, just drank tea inscrutablely, no matter how much Li Yuan begged, he didn't say anything, just took out two passports and two air tickets from his suit pocket, and handed them to Li Yuan: "Keep them safe, We leave the day after tomorrow."
"..." Li Yuan swallowed, opened the passport page, turned to the visa page, and asked faintly: "Can I ask, when will I
Waiting for a passport, but also to apply for a visa? "
Andre coughed lightly in a disguised way: "You understand."
... I don't understand, kiss, I don't understand anything, are you going to say you are □□, kiss, I don't understand!
Li Yuan held his forehead and sighed, almost collapsed.
To complain, Li Yuan still worked hard to help Andre pack his things.
But all the complaints disappeared the moment I arrived in Warsaw.
In the most prosperous part of the city center, a high-rise building rises from the ground, which looks a bit abrupt, but because of its excellent design, there is no sense of disobedience. It is just like a medieval building, which makes people feel awe.
On the glass window, a huge billboard was ostentatiously hung on it, anyone could see it. Looking closely, most of the models on it were internationally famous movie stars and singers, and some even won Oscars.Letting such a high-profile celebrity act as a model, or a group of people advertising together, this is simply extravagant to the point of anger!
Li Yuan looked at the English of "Caesars Entertainment", and turned to Andre blankly: "So the third thing you said is to bring me here?"
Caesars Group, the world's most famous entertainment company, is involved in many fields such as music, film and television, and is the leader.Although its headquarters is located in Poland instead of the United States, its influence is far from that of those companies in Hollywood.
To put it in one of the most popular words at present - it holds the economic lifeline of the whole world.In the entertainment industry, it is true.
"Yes." Andre nodded, "Let's go."
Li Yuan maintained a petrified state, followed Andre, and watched him walk into the lobby of Caesars Entertainment familiarly, as naturally as walking in his own backyard.
The lobby of the Kaiser Group headquarters is very luxurious.A red wool carpet completes the lobby, and Rococo-style diamond chandeliers hang from the ceiling.The ceiling is modeled after a church, with many murals painted on it, with black and blood red as the main tone, making the entire hall even more extraordinary.
There are some staff members in the hall, as well as stylishly dressed people in twos and threes with extraordinary looks. At first glance, they are starlets that are often seen on the silver screen.
Seeing Andre, a staff member came over.Andre took out a business card and handed it to her.
The staff glanced at the business card, then bowed respectfully to Andre: "Hello, this way please."
Dazed, Li Yuan followed Andre to the elevator, watched him press the bottom button without looking at him.
The elevator is surprisingly large, and the buttons on each floor are thoughtfully labeled, marking the function of this building.Most of the floors are marked with white paper, only the bottom floor is marked with bright red paper, which says in English: "President's Office."
Li Yuan followed the red mark, looked at the specific floor, and immediately felt ashamed: "Minus [-]th floor?!"
(°ー°〃) My friends and I were stunned!
Minus fifteen floors! !This is the rhythm of him wanting to hollow out the entire underground!
Andre could see what Li Yuan was thinking at a glance, he coughed, and added fuel to his brain: "Actually, the second floor to the fourteenth floor of this building have not been built at all, and it is still normal. ground."
"..." Li Yuan pressed the button tentatively.Sure enough, there was no response, "Then why did he design the elevator like this?"
"For good looks." Andret replied seriously.
Li Yuan rubbed his nose and said sincerely, "Although my male god has been in Caesars Entertainment, I really want to say that this president is a bit..." He picked up the words for a long time, "Mighty."
Far more than mighty!It's like a groundhog!
As long as Li Yuan thinks that the president of Caesars Group is huddling like a gopher in the reinforced concrete fortifications deep underground, occasionally protruding out of the ground, revealing two black, no, blue eyes, he feels that the whole person is It's all Sparta!
#On a groundhog driving Noah's Ark to ride the wind and waves#
Andre nodded: "He hates sunlight, so he must build the headquarters at the bottom."
"..." Li Yuan laughed dryly: "Very good, very good."
"Speaking of which," Andre changed the subject and asked casually, "Who is your male god?"
"My male god, didn't I tell you?" Li Yuan's eyes sparkled when he mentioned this, "Yed! My male god! When I think of him, I feel comfortable all over, I can't spit out and swallow Don't go down!"
Andre: "The technology you praised is still as good as ever."
Li Yuan patted his head, and didn't talk back, just smirked: "Because Yede is indeed a super god! Ahhh, although his lyrics are a bit shameful, I really like every song!"
Andre stroked his dumb hair, and said lightly: "Many of them are just slobber songs."
"No!" Li Yuan has completely turned into a brain-dead fan, and pink bubbles have appeared all over his body, just like some "unique" lyrics of Yed, tearing his heart and lungs to grab the ground, "Even if It is a salivary song, a standard salivary song, a conscientious salivary song, the king of salivary songs, and the master of the salivary world!"
"..." Andre wiped the saliva off his face and said expressionlessly, "You don't need to emphasize these two words five times."
"..."
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