So death came

100. When a ghost pops out of a ghost movie

"Tsk tsk tsk", Andre was speechless, "You are now a light detector."

"Of course." Li Yuan patted his chest, "If there are any suspects in the future, just let me come, I will never miss any suspicious person!"

"Wouldn't that be the same existence as a dog."

"..." Li Yuan choked for a moment and almost couldn't catch his breath.He originally wanted to talk back, "What's wrong with the dog, how cute is the dog", but he thought Andre would definitely answer, "So you want to be a dog?" Simply ignoring the previous topic, "Are you helping the makeup remover today?"

In fact, he was quite worried at the time. After all, his appearance has indeed changed a lot, at least a lot more stunning than before.He didn't have a mirror when removing makeup, so he didn't know what he looked like, but judging from the scene, he didn't seem to reveal his secrets.

Andre shrugged: "It's just a little psychological suggestion. Besides, the change in your appearance is internal. Even if someone thinks it's wrong, they can't find the reason, because we really didn't fix it." The admission of the soul is It will optimize the appearance, but not to the extent of changing the face. It is more about improving the quality of the body in terms of temperament.

Li Yuan nodded: "That's good. Seeing that he is so determined, I thought he would say something. But..."

"but what"

"But I always feel it's wrong," Li Yuan pinched his chin, "This simple way of humiliating doesn't seem like something a god can do. Well, even if the IQ of the God of Light sometimes drops offline instantly, the God of Underworld IQ is full. Don't you think it's a waste of value to do such a small trick?" Li Yuan really didn't understand.Isn't this group of ancient gods all graduates with Ph.Ds in black-bellied science?How could you come up with such a quick trick?Even if it is successful, it will not have a devastating blow to him.

It's still raining outside.Andre cast a little undead magic on Li Yuan, making him look like a passerby, and then raised the double umbrella.One tall and one short, the two walked slowly forward side by side: "It's actually not that simple. It's still full of risks today, but you are too mighty," Andre said calmly, "Gunners please, pillow operation , homosexuality, oh, and plastic surgery... Do you really think these are small problems? If you and your aunt hadn't reacted quickly enough to let these problems just appear, it would be over. With the other party's ability, it would be a waste to extend it further too easy."

Li Yuan thought about it carefully, and it was indeed as Andre said.Only then did he feel scared: "I didn't expect me to be so powerful." Li Yuan said with empathy.

"In the final analysis, the main reason is that the other party is not aware of your ability to recognize the power of light." Andre sighed exaggeratedly, "Give them some wax."

"Haha, then I'm the trump card?"

"Oh, it's still not there." Andre hit Li Mouyuan, who was full of confidence, without hesitation, "Do you think the human figure detector without strength is the trump card?"

"Oh, then I'd better be a vase obediently."

"...Do you still want face?"

"……don't want."

The two walked side by side, and Andre suddenly said, "It seems that we haven't dated yet."

"It seems to be like this." Li Yuan finally came to his senses.The way the two get along is completely opposite to ordinary people.Normal people start dating first, and then transition to rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.The two of them are fine, from the very beginning, they are shredded pork with green peppers, and they are also dealing with all kinds of messy things that follow one after another. If they are serious about dating, they can only forget about that trip, and it turned out to be a tour group...

Li Yuan shed tears of regret: "So shall we go on a date next?"

"No, go home and sleep."

"...Then why were you so excited just now!"

"It's just talking, and you don't need to be responsible for talking. Besides, it's so late, do you want to watch a kid movie at midnight?"

"..."

Then Andre made a prophecy come true.

In the little movie theater on the corner.

"I really want to watch it." Andre took the popcorn that Li Yuan handed to him, and said dissatisfiedly, "Don't you think that two people who have a deep connection with the undead world go to watch this kind of copycat kid movie? Is it an insult to IQ! And I'm sleepy, sleepy!"

"Put it down, don't think that I don't know that it's okay for the undead to not sleep for a lifetime," Li Yuan rolled his eyes, and sat happily beside Andre, "You think I traveled to the previous life to serve you for half a year?"

"..." Andre silently gnawed on the popcorn, "cracking, crackling". Fortunately, there was no one in the middle of the night—the president really didn't want people to see himself as cowardly watching kid movies, so the heroic With a wave of his hand and a throw of money, the small night club was booked out.

"And don't you know? Ghost movies are the most suitable movies for couples," Li Yuan sighed, "Think about it, you were so scared to death, then you shrank into my arms and said tearfully, 'Brother Yuan, I'm afraid!', and then I put my arms around you..."

Andre interrupted his brain hole: "Do you think this is possible?"

"...I'll just talk about it. You said it, and you don't have to be responsible for it."

"Oh!"

After half an hour.

Li Yuan hugged Andre's arm, pillowed on Andre's shoulder, and snored so much in his sleep.

Andrei glanced helplessly at his lover beside him.He just said that for people in the undead world who are used to seeing all kinds of strange undead, ghost movies and the like are completely lullaby...

Just as he was about to carry Li Yuan home to sleep, Andre suddenly stopped his movements: "Who is it, come out." He cast a sleep spell on Li Yuan, and then said loudly, "Dodging is nothing."

"The Duke."

The wide screen playing the ghost movie suddenly paused, grinning, and the ghost who was about to devour the team members was still grinning.Behind Li Gui, a pale figure gradually stepped out, pushing Li Gui aside: "What did you do to your mother?!"

"It's you, Peng Ping." Andre raised his lips, "Long time no see."

"I ask you, what did you do to your mother!" Peng Ping lay on the screen, angrily almost tearing the screen open, "Why is she still not awake now!? Why is she still obsessed with that damn law!"

"First, she is too obsessed with the law, and I can't do anything about it. As for the second..." Andre smiled cruelly, "Do you really think that I will not hold back at all? You want Know what your mother did!"

He was not stupid enough to just return the most critical hostage without any preparations.

Peng Ping froze: "You!"

"Besides, you were the one who made double-faced attacks first. You were the one who found me first and told me about Father Li; you were the one who asked me to clean up your mother; you were the one who took him away in the end." Andre shook his head, "Who Know what you are thinking? Peng Ping, cooperation without sincerity is impossible to come true, you should know."

In the theater, on the screen full of blood, the eyes of the ordinary-looking thin and tall boy gradually turned into despair.Andre looked at the other party without sympathy, holding Li Yuan in one hand, while waiting leisurely.

With a "plop", Peng Ping sat on the ground, stubbornly biting his lower lip, and finally said it all: "The first reason I came to you is because I really don't want my mother to continue to go through fire and water for that person... Obviously not in the end." Maybe... the last thing that stopped you was you trying to kill your mother!" Peng Ping suddenly roared, "How dare you!"

"Not killed." Andre looked at him calmly, the majesty that belonged to the nobility gradually exuded, "You let me purify, and I purified."

Peng Ping was taken aback for a moment, then smiled wryly: "Yes, it is indeed what I asked for... But, after purification, it will not be her, right?"

While speaking, the shell of Peng Ping's ordinary Chinese boy gradually became mottled, like a painted wall, becoming incomplete, and finally completely broken and weathered, revealing the real body inside.

It was a hideous monster, with shoulders higher than its neck, and a great hunchback.The head is tucked into the chest, the hands are long enough to touch the ground, and the calves are much longer and thicker than the thighs.His face is full of uneven pussy pits, coupled with the dark closed cinema space, it looks particularly terrifying: "To create me, to dislike me, and to miss that person through me... Ah, mother, you are really... ..." Peng Ping murmured mockingly, the voice of "gulu" seemed to be frothy, almost inaudible.

"What's the matter with you here?" Andre said lightly, "The last cooperation has ended."

Peng Ping said: "Start the next cooperation."

"I don't work with people who don't have capital."

"I have." Peng Ping's chubby body turned around with difficulty, "Forgive me, Duke. You are so stupid for keeping your eyes on the Light Realm."

Andre sneered: "So?"

"To put it bluntly, whether it is the world of light or the world of the undead, they are nothing but pawns of that person." Peng Ping paused, as if he was considering how to say, "In fact, he just wants Find some fun, and divert your attention by the way. Duke, he wants to destroy the Three Realms, he wants to destroy everyone!"

"So?" Andre's face remained unchanged, as if the explosive news that Peng Ping said just now had no shocking effect.He didn't even raise his eyelids: "This information is not enough for cooperation, because..." He raised the corner of his mouth and said mockingly, "I knew it from the beginning."

Peng Ping took a step back in surprise, and the pus flowed down his face again. "Sure enough...the strongest duke," Peng Ping murmured, "Yes, how could he not have guessed it?"

Although Peng Ping is not ranked among the gods—because he is basically an illegitimate child, he has met many great gods of all kinds, and even that person himself.Andre was just an ordinary second-generation god when he was a child. Although his aptitude was amazing, he reached the level of his father when he reached the top of the sky. Will allow energy to overflow.

But now, he couldn't understand Andre.