[Full-time master Ye Lan] No guilt

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The topic progressed abnormally, and Lan He dumbfoundedly gave up the right to ask. Now the old man said that he looked like a cooked crayfish.

But ordinary rice, can't it be cooked normally?Xiao Dian squatted about half a meter away from the kitchen door as if fighting a war, his body swayed slightly following the movements of someone inside.

There was another commotion, Xiao Dian jumped up in fright and took two steps back, looked at the kitchen, then looked at the old man, came over and squatted beside the old man and tilted his head to look at him.

"Did you smash your rice bowl?" The old man calmly sipped his tea, Xiao Dian said aggrievedly, "It's really useless." The old man despised, "Wow!" Xiao Dian added one. "Go turn on the light." The old man pointed his finger, Xiao Dian turned his head and trotted around the sofa and dining table in the direction of the door. Suddenly it was bright, the old man praised the good job, Xiao Dian's mood was high again, he came over with small steps and squatted down, and stretched out his tongue to lick around the edge of his mouth.

Blue River looked dumbfounded.

"Hey! Take it easy! It's dark, can you eat it?" When Lan He heard it, it was actually Ye Xiu's voice.

"I'll go! I want you to give me light soy sauce! Light soy sauce! This old soy sauce! I can't read!" Ye Qiu was furious.

"..." An old man, a young man, and a dog looked at each other speechlessly.

Hmm... Xiao Dian was wronged again, she took two steps forward, and pressed her nose against the old man's arm.

"No, I won't go." The old man was still holding the tea in his hand, and he quickly raised it up after being arched. Lan He was staring at the dog for a while, when he saw the old man looking at the dog, but trying to move towards him Nuzui, "Go find the guest brother."

Blue River almost didn't fall down.But in the next second, Xiao Dian really turned to him, his eyes were black and moist, seeing that he hadn't responded for a long time, he approached again, Lan He still thought whether to use his nose or put his front paws to show cuteness, but Xiao Dian tilted his neck, She rested her entire chin on his lap, and raised her head, looking straight at him.

...Brother, brother!Can't I go?What if the agreed guests don't come into the kitchen? !

Seeing that Lan He was about to get up, Xiao Dian ran towards the kitchen first, stopped after running for two steps, looked back, and when Lan He came to him, it moved again, circled around and continued to run towards the kitchen, stopped again, raised its head to look Lan He, Lan He read it twice before arriving at the black line: Could this be a reminder...

In the kitchen, Ye Qiu was wearing an apron, with a look of disgust on his face, while Ye Xiu was holding a big bowl beside him, mixing eggs and snorting coldly.

"Okay, you're good, you cook the next two dishes." Ye Qiu was so angry that he picked up his picks in minutes. The meat dishes came out of the pot, and they were really black. As soon as the dishes were put on the countertop, he immediately untied the bib fortress Ye Xiuhuai Here, the guy holding the bowl hides sideways.

"It's not that..." In the middle of speaking, Ye Xiu turned his sideways and finally caught a glimpse of a large and a small one looking in from outside the door, his eyes rolled.Taking advantage of the situation, he also pushed the big bowl and chopsticks towards Ye Qiu, "Here, don't put any salt," he took the bib and quickly put it on, "Just do it, brother changed the menu, go, peel some shallots . " Ye Qiu was stunned at first, then he really peeled the green onion as he muttered dissatisfied with his ability.

The sink was close to the door, and Ye Xiu had to wash the pot first, so he happened to get closer and asked Lan He, "Why, didn't the old man let you come?"

Xiao Dian rubbed against Lan He's legs, and made a small sound in his throat that sounded aggrieved.Ye Xiu looked at the small ones and then at the big ones, and Lan He also looked at the small ones and then the big ones, and finally bit the bullet and said, "I heard you smashed the smaller rice bowls..."

Ye Xiu turned on the faucet tightly, and Ye Qiu, who was squatting in the corner peeling onions, also looked over, and then the two brothers looked at the small iron basin upside down under the stove at the same time.Ye Xiu turned his head to look at Xiao Dian speechlessly, "It's fine to protect the food, but even the basin? It's really difficult to take care of." After speaking, he had to pick up the basin and half of the water and put it on the wall outside the door, Xiao Dian Seeing that he regained his energy, he rubbed against Ye Xiu from the Blue River side, arched and licked, Ye Xiu had no choice but to wash his palms and arms with soap for a round before going back to cooking.

The small point stopped making noise, and the two brothers were also doing their own things. Lan He couldn't help but sneak a few more glances, then scratched his head and sat back at the tea table, took a sip of the teacup to calm down, and looked up at the fairy opposite him Looking at him with a chuckle, a small piece of tea leaves almost choked into his nose.

As the saying goes, how wicked a son is, and my father is not bad, Lan He rolled his eyes wildly in his heart, no, what he thought was not derogatory.He knelt again, and his knees were already swollen without saying a few words in the afternoon.

"Uncle, can I ask you something..." Lan He went all out, looked at the other side and readily said yes, so he continued: "Before, I don't know if you still remember, you call me."

"Oh, it happened this summer. That bastard still hangs up on me. What's wrong?"

Lan He was full of ellipses, how do people live like ghosts... "Yes, I asked Ye Xiu after that, and he said he didn't tell you my number."

Papa Ye still nodded gently, but Lan He just looked at him and waited for the next sentence, "You want to ask me why I know your phone number?"

In contrast, Lan He's nodding was more like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Now that the Internet is developed, you young people usually don't pay attention, and you will know a lot of information just by looking through it."

"……………" Uh, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, your dad still understands human flesh, my god! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Young people only feel that the energy and blood in the internal organs are surging, and the meridians are about to go retrograde.

"Hehe, don't be nervous."

Blue River's seven orifices were a little smokey.

"I just suffered from some occupational diseases, and I saw a lot of them without paying attention, but don't worry, it didn't spread to the outside world." The old man said while tinkering with the ipad that had been lying on the sofa for a long time, pulled out a folder and handed it to Lan He.The latter took it tremblingly, and after swiping through two screenshots, his face turned red and black for a while, which was very exciting.

The entire folder is 367 megabytes, and the screenshots are neatly arranged according to the automatically generated file names according to the time. The post Tianya Mingyue 〇 is actually among them, and the saving time is quite early.The Three Views that Blue River had established over the past twenty years were crumbling under the impact of the black history that was rushing towards them.

"You... Occupational disease?" Lan He turned to a screenshot of his Q signature, which said that the old account gave my mother a new account, so much so that he would not accept molestation, and was a little embarrassed.

"I used to work for the police."

Lan He was stunned for five seconds.

"However, the area under management is a bit large, and some people call us Guoan."

After speaking, the old man quietly waited for Blue River to shut down and restart with a blue screen, and then shut down and restart. After he finally reacted, he took the ipad back from Blue River and smashed the folder in front of him.

Te... Te Te Te Te old spy...

That night, Blue River ate very hard, but a certain horrifying impression was deeply ingrained, he accidentally chewed his tongue, the pain made the tip of his nose numb, and he didn't care, he just wanted to finish eating quickly and kneel in a corner for a while.But Ye Xiu's scallion omelette is better than his. It seems that you didn't eat all the instant noodles when you were out, so you can make it tomorrow morning.Ye Qiu was so happy that his shoulders trembled.

After dark, people's perception of time becomes more sluggish. In short, except for Ye Qiu's "machines are almost the same" and the terrifying occupational disease Old Man Ye, everything is comfortable and inexplicable. Blue River even has a strange feeling that he has been accepted. feel.

Accepted?There's none?Not to mention this, the harmonious atmosphere was still slightly deadlocked when the bed was made.

Ye Qiu is an adult, and his son has been at home for so many years. The living room where the twins used to have a big bed is now his alone.Ye Xiu was coming back after retiring, but he happened to have a bedroom with similar specifications. It was used as a guest room for so long and finally waited until the day when the owner returned. Dad chuckled, you have a good idea, here is for Xiao Xu, there is a camp bed in the study next door, it is just right for you alone.

Ye Qiu leaned directly on the wall and laughed, but Lan He couldn't hold back his hot face. After all, it's rare for a certain god to see his head full of ellipsis text bubbles.

What can I do, my father has arranged it properly, but I can't find a reason, so I can't gossip about how there is no reason for the house allocation, and I will be sneered at by the sound of huh.So in the dead of night, Ye Xiu was still reading the traditional "Li Zhifeng Biography" and couldn't sleep, sincerely.

The big desk is very empty, just a lamp, a cup of cold tea with no heat left, there are shallow marks on the desktop where the monitor was placed, and when the keyboard drawer is opened, the keyboard is still there, but other parts are in Ye Qiu’s room .

Deliberately.

Ye Xiu came to a conclusion that if he didn't fix it sooner or later, he knew I had to sleep in this room and moved it out for me, absolutely intentional.

Thinking like this, Ye Xiu put down his book, turned off the lights, went to the door in the dark, opened the door, it was still dark outside, only the work lights of a few large electrical appliances lit up with small green and yellow spots like fireflies.close the door.

He quietly touched the next door.