idol diary

?When I woke up the next day, I still had a splitting headache, and there was another naked person beside me, which made Liu Xilu feel fragmented.

"Did I do anything to you?"

Lin Yu was sleepy, and opened Liu Xilu with his hands: "I'm so sleepy, don't touch me, I was really exhausted yesterday, and I can hardly straighten my waist."

What?Can't straighten your waist?Could it be that yesterday was drunk and messed up?This is broken, she has no idea what happened!How could she break such a romantic moment?

Liu Xilu didn't feel any discomfort in her body, it seemed that the one above was the one yesterday.The silly child raised her hand in a daze, and she looked at the sunlight, her hand was torn and there were bloodstains that had clotted, she thought it was something, so she threw off the quilt with a clatter.

Lin Yu, as always, likes to wear nothing. She got goosebumps and complained dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing, it's so cold."

"Why is there no blood?"

Lin Yu was unhappy, so he dreamed of grabbing the little wild cat by the tail, begging for mercy repeatedly, and no one was happy when his dreams were interrupted.

"What blood is not bloody? Freeze me to death, okay! Am I your own daughter-in-law?"

"Didn't I fuck you!"

Lin Yu sat up: "It's so ugly to say, you're so drunk, you're still vomiting at my door, I dragged you to the bed with all my heart and effort, but I really didn't have the strength, so I called my aunt in the middle of the night, Help tidy up, help you clean up, brush your teeth, wash your face and take a bath, I can’t even lift my arms now!”

"So I didn't beep you?"

"Beep you big-headed ghost! You beep and beep all day long! Hurry up and give me a massage!"

Liu Xilu immediately lay down: "Oh, my head is so dizzy, no, I still haven't recovered, let me sleep for a while."

Lin Yu pinched her arm, but still hugged her in his arms: "Sleep again, sleep for a while, how many times have I told you that sleeping naked is good for your health, good for your health .You see you insist on wearing pajamas, which makes me uncomfortable."

"Then, then I'll take it off." Liu Xilu twitched and undid the buttons, and Lin Yu ripped them apart roughly. The quality of the pajamas was not good. chest.

"Growing up so big, it's the first time I experience the feeling of burying my chest. Breastfeeding when I was a child is not counted!"

Liu Xilu pushed her face away: "I'll be out of breath."

The sudden wet feeling made Liu Xilu almost scratch Lin Yu: "What are you doing?"

Lin Yu raised her head: "Morning exercise."

"I haven't brushed my teeth yet, uh..."

Just as the thunder was about to erupt, Lin Yu's cell phone rang. Her own title song was the first time someone hated her song. Ah Fei came out of nowhere and was unhappy. lying on top of the phone.

"Okay, as expected of my precious son."

Liu Xilu held back some of the factors that kept clamoring in her body: "Okay, hurry up and answer the phone, Boss Lin, in case something really important happens."

Lin Yu scratched her hair: "I'm so annoying, let me scold you."

"Hello? Who is it? It's early in the morning! I don't know they are still resting."

Li Yumo was stunned for a moment: "Ah? Sister Lin Yu, it's past twelve o'clock now, it's almost one o'clock, and you haven't eaten yet?"

Lin Yu couldn't help it all at once: "It's you, you have been tossing until midnight yesterday, and you are still not busy. When you follow Suli every day, you will have no time to take care of us."

Li Yumo almost dropped his phone, what is this called, yesterday Liu Xilu insisted on crying and looking for you, now that it was delivered to your house, it was not because she was worried that she called today to ask about it, and she would always stay at your place It's not a problem.

"I don't want to follow her."

"As you said, there was originally a reality show, and Xiaolulu, I, and she would both be on it. Now it seems that Xiaolulu is still too young, so let's go on the reality show after a while."

Li Yumo really dropped the phone this time, and the tempered glass was instantly torn into pieces. When he picked it up, it was okay, he was still on the phone!Domestic mobile phones are really good.

"Ahem, what are you talking about, Xiaolulu is already Xiaolin Yu, and now Lin Yu and Lin Yu are on the same stage, which is a big attraction. Adding Su Li, what kind of sparks will there be?"

Lin Yu pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled: "Your words can be turned into promotional words."

"I'm telling the truth, Sister Lin Yu, you can't give up on Xiaolulu. Although she is stupid and stupid, sometimes she can't control herself naturally. I will collapse if I say it, and the real person The show, I guess it doesn’t follow the script at all, and I will definitely say goodbye to the reality show after being on it once, but..."

Lin Yu opened the hands-free, Liu Xilu wanted to swear, no no no, wanted to hit someone!Lin Yu covered her mouth: "Little assistant, it's not good to say that, you see you have nothing to say."

"Oh, anyway, Xiaolulu must be on the show! While you are still young, let's get popular."

Lin Yu's stomach ached from laughing, as there is such a manager as there is such an artist, it's so interesting for the two of them to stay together naturally.

"Okay, this time it's not the reality show from Dolphin Channel, it's from Tomato Channel, it's a new and original reality show, it follows the pattern of no rules and scripts, you can do whatever you want, it's real. "

"Huh? And this?"

Lin Yu thought that there are many things you don't know. The resident guest of this reality show really scared people to death. In order to get a big deal on the last train of the reality show, the investment of hundreds of millions is unheard of.

"Your information is too closed, but yes, it is still in the confidentiality stage, and it will start to be hyped in a few days. It is estimated that it will not be able to run away. It was indeed a rare opportunity last time. Zhou Sisi still got into trouble with me because of this matter. Woolen cloth."

Poor Sisi, what are employees in front of girlfriends!

Li Yumo closed the door of the room: "Lin Yu, this is not good. Even if you want to poach someone, you should be careful. Now that you value her so much, you can't buy her at a high price. It's not worth it."

Lin Yu didn't say it, but she actually did more than you imagined.

"You mean to hide the deer in the snow for a while, and then buy it at half price at a low price?"

Liu Xilu was upset, she put on her pajamas again, and Li Yumo heard the rustling voice: "Don't tell me Xiaolulu is by your side?"

"Is it weird? I put her on the bed and couldn't straighten her back. She slept on the same bed as it should be. Hey, little assistant, you can't look at us with your dirty eyes. There is nothing between us. Pure friendship."

Lin Yu sang and sang, a fan fell in love with an idol, Lai Yi oh Yi Lai Yi oh Yi Lai oh ~

For the third time, Li Yumo voluntarily threw away the phone, and this time the phone finally stopped working.

Liu Xilu glanced at Lin Yu: "Don't be poor, are we going to participate in a reality show?"

"Well, there is such a thing."

"Why didn't you tell me? Did you want to surprise me?"

Lin Yu spread his hands: "It's not, my dear, it's because I really don't know."

Liu Xilu kicked someone down: "Coax me to die?"

"It's not enough to be honest."

Abi was familiar with Lin Yu's urination, so she wandered over after three o'clock in the afternoon, and was surprised to see the two of them neatly dressed.I can't blame anyone, I can only blame this society for being too dirty.

"Boss Lin, I've settled the matter for you. It's good for you to sit at home and tease the cat with your little lover, flirt, close your eyes and then open them for a day and howl."

Lin Yu chuckled: "No, no, I'm actually very tired. Yesterday, a little wild cat was dishonest, crying and calling for me, so I had to take her here."

"Take care of your legs, I think you have a dark face now, it's not like they can't live without you."

Liu Xilu echoed: "Yeah, what are you talking about? I drank a little too much yesterday, and I was hurt by the scene. I never thought that for18 would break up so soon."

"Huh? So fast?" Abi glanced at Lin Yu, "Isn't this fulfilling your wish?"

"what?"

Lin Yu glared at Abi: "Tell me, how can we talk about it?"

"Oh, that's right. You and Su Li add up to less than 100 million yuan. As for Xiaolulu, we proposed zero pay for all three of you."

Lin Yu patted Abi on the shoulder: "Great job! Now the popular reality show is still on the way. I think it will work with such a luxurious lineup!"

"After talking for a long time, what kind of lineup is it?"

Lin Yu only mouthed: Brain C teaches the leader.

"Hey?"

"Hey!"

"moron?"

"It's him.

In Liu Xilu's mind, a comedian with an exaggerated expression appeared in his mind. He looks ordinary, but he has to admit that he is really talented. As an actor, he has to admit that he is a professional. He can not only act, Singing is also very nice.Most importantly, what people say is more humorous than talking about cross talk.

As for the brain C, it is purely sealed by others, saying that his own thinking is always unconstrained, and eight horses can't hold it back.Well, this is not self-defeating, it's attracting fans.

A star with almost zero bad reviews in China, count him in!

"How much does it cost to invite him?"

"We add up to less than 100 million, and it costs 100 million for one episode."

Liu Xilu looked terrified: "This is so much?"

Lin Yu said earnestly: "He takes so much money, that's where his value lies. This kind of person has a higher EQ than you and me, and he can't play with it. We'd better keep a respectful distance from such a senior."

"The same goes for Brother Wang. I find it strange that he is not extremely intelligent."

Lin Yu smiled: "You don't know, he has been wearing a wig for so many years. It's really difficult for him. He doesn't dare to wipe his sweat when he's hot. If he bows his waist, the wig will fall off."

The black lines on the faces of Abi and Liu Xilu, I believe you will be blamed!