idol diary

? Lin Yu was ready for the owner to panic and scream when he saw her. When the door opened, a face covered with a mask appeared. The three of them stared at each other. The atmosphere was extremely awkward for a while.

"Ahem, hello, I live next to you, so I'm sorry to disturb you."

The masked woman, um, can be seen to be a woman, she looked Lin Yu up and down: "Oh, I see, you are from Lin."

Lin Yu rolled her eyes in her heart. There are still people who don't know her and can't pronounce her name. It seems that this woman is in her 50s or [-]s.

"I'm Lin Yu, I'm considered a starlet."

The woman nodded: "Yes, that's right, the one who originally sang and then acted instead."

Liu Xilu was upset when she saw that her idol said that, and she blew up: "What are you talking about! She is not young at all!"

The woman blew on the wind for a while, and she disliked the dirty mask, so she took it off: "Is that so?"

The true face of Lushan shocked the two children, and Liu Xilu twitched her mouth: "What's the matter? You are not doing well, so you bought a house here?"

Lin Yu put one hand on his forehead and covered Liu Xilu's mouth with the other: "Hehe, Aunt Liu, I've lived here for a long time, and I never knew you lived here too, and you happened to live next door to me."

The first lady in the music scene, Aunt Liu with half-permed purple hair, her eyes are big and small, and she smiled contemptuously: "This is where I raise my lover, but it's a pity that my lover doesn't want me anymore, I'll come back to hide. "

I wipe?lover?Could it be Zuli?

Liu Xilu tugged Lin Yu, we didn't eat or drink, and didn't want to ask Aunt Liu to borrow food, it was much scarier than the landlord's wife.

Lin Yu understood Liu Xilu's meaning in seconds. She quietly hid the album in her hand, and only halfway through it was discovered by Aunt Liu.

"Hey, this is for me? Then come in and let me listen. By the way, is this your nanny? She looks pretty, or is she also your little lover?"

Aunt Liu suddenly turned her head and wanted to touch Liu Xilu's chest, but Lin Yu blocked it with quick eyes and hands.

"Hey, what did I say, it really is your lover, interesting."

Aunt Liu casually kicked two pairs of shoes for them: "Sit whatever you want, she insists on decorating this place into a Chinese style, I don't like it."

"Oh, what to drink? Besides tap water, I have wine here."

The two of them can neither sit nor stand. In short, they feel uncomfortable. When I think of the style that Su Li wants to decorate here, I feel a little panicked, especially Lin Yu, who signed Su Li. Aunt Liu has to do something. What, I'm so scared.

Aunt Liu carried down a computer host from upstairs: "Use this?"

Lin Yu stood up abruptly: "No, no, I have it in my phone, or I'll play it for you? Don't bother."

"Tsk, yes, forget it, it's too troublesome, I won't listen."

Lin Yu nodded and bowed: "Okay, okay, I'm bothering you today, and we've stayed at your house for too long, so we'll go ahead, and you can come to my house if you have a chance."

The two of them almost fled. Aunt Liu put down the main unit and leaned on the handrail of the stairs: "Lin Yu, although your news hasn't been released yet, I know she's with you. I'm very happy. She's trying to die."

Lin Yu raised her head: "Big Brother Lin." She wanted to speak harshly, but she got stuck for a moment. She couldn't be soft at this time. Lin Yu couldn't fight Aunt Liu, but if she kept retreating, she would only make Aunt Liu more arrogant.

"Damn!" Liu Xilu really spat: "You yin and yang instant noodle head, you are almost 40 years old, and you still want to fix this and that. If you have time, you might as well think about square dancing and develop a new one." route, maybe there will be a second hit!"

Aunt Liu smiled: "My child, you have successfully caught my attention."

Liu Xilu stopped Lin Yu who was about to speak, and raised her middle finger: "You are not mainstream."

Before there was any more quarrel, Liu Xilu dragged Lin Yu out the door, closed the door forcefully with a bang, and then collapsed into Lin Yu's arms:

"Damn, you scared me to death, little fox, how did I scold you?"

The door behind him opened again unsuspectingly: "You scolded well, little girl."

"what!!!"

Aunt Liu raised her eyebrows: "I know that you came here for no reason. I'm in a particularly good mood today. Let's talk about it."

Liu Xilu was already fighting anyway, she stood up straight with her hips akimbo: "We are here to ask you if you want meat, vegetables or rice, bring them to us!"

"Oh." Aunt Liu supported her stomach: "Lin Yu, you are so interesting, I will ask the security to send you over later, hahaha, I won't touch you now, there are too many dignitaries in the game That's what makes it interesting."

The door was slammed shut again, and Liu Xilu curled her lips: "What, the strength is as big as the tip of a needle."

Lin Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Isn't that right, the little wild cat is so powerful, it really impressed me."

Liu Xilu held Lin Yu's hand: "She is such a big person, she should be able to keep her word, and she won't attack your studio."

"Don't worry." Lin Yu patted Liu Xilu's head: "Brother Wang is behind me, don't be afraid." Lin Yu was a little moved,

Liu Xilu stood in front of her, blocking her. She hadn't become famous yet, so it seemed that she was not afraid of wearing shoes with bare feet.

Although I don't know if Aunt Liu will not attack Lin Yu as she said, but first the food was delivered, the faces of the four security guards were flushed, and they came with two big boxes, put them down with a bang, and the ground shook Three shakes.

"Mother, didn't you send us the body parts?"

"It might be an ax or something. It jumped over the wall in the middle of the night and killed us."

The security guard listened to the conversation between the two people. Just at this moment, blood dripped from the box, which smelled foul and pungent.

The four men seemed to be running faster than rabbits. Liu Xilu opened the box, and it turned out to be a pig that had been dissected: "Mother, my God, she is really celebrating the new year!" Ah, I think her instant noodle hair is really in line with the atmosphere of the Chinese New Year."

Lin Yu raised her head: "Maybe you don't know, but I clearly remember that Aunt Liu's famous song is an imitation of "Gong Xi Fa Cai". The female version of Jay Chou."

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Fortunately, the pig had been dissected and packed into pieces, but the blood melted because the house was warmer.Liu Xilu picked out a piece of tenderloin and patted it soft with the back of a knife. Aunt Liu brought all the seasonings, and Liu Xilu wrapped it in bread crumbs and fried it golden.

Lin Yu was kicked out of the kitchen by Liu Xilu. She couldn't sit still in the living room at all, so she rushed back to the kitchen and hugged Liu Xilu from behind. Liu Xilu was so scared that she almost knocked over the pot, but luckily it didn't burn her.

"Lin Yu!!!"

Wow, the little wild cat was angry, Lin Yu took the initiative to admit his mistake: "I always thought it was so romantic, haha."

"If possible, I really want to burn all your novels for young girls when you were seventeen or eighteen."

Lin Yu pouted, Liu Xilu turned the pork chops over, and when she turned her head, she found the ketchup left on Lin Yu's mouth: "Hey, can you steal it now?"

"It tastes so good, you should try it too." Lin Yu kissed it, and Liu Xilu felt it instantly, her mouth was full of sweet and sour, and the taste was really good.

Lin Yu finally confirmed one thing. Although it is not romantic at all to hug someone suddenly, it is written in the novel that if you kiss while cooking, the dishes will definitely get mushy.

"After dinner, I think we should do something meaningful!"

Liu Xilu packed up the dishes and asked in the kitchen, "Want to keep warm?"

Lin Yu quickly ran into the kitchen, and the three buttons on the top of the jacket had been unbuttoned: "Since you have seen through it, then I will not be polite! Come on!"

Liu Xilu pushed her with her hand, and Lin Yu burst into happiness. She leaned against the kitchen sink and put her finger on her lips: "oh, comebaby."

"I've seen it last time, and I can't satisfy me with this little bit." She said so. She drank a little hard that time, and she was embarrassed. In fact, she didn't see it very clearly. The most attractive.

Lin Yu raised one leg: "Then what do you think?"

Please, idol, I used to dream of having sex with you, if this continues, she won't be able to hold it anymore.

"I think it's time to shave my legs."

"Where do I have it?!"

When one plan failed, Lin Yu made another plan.Before Liu Xilu came, she crammed a lot of knowledge, and downloaded a lot of movies, such as "Fingering Love" and "One Mind Dies Hard".That's when her small home theater came in handy.

In pursuit of enjoyment, Lin Yu set up an open-air window on the top floor. When the weather is good at night, you can see the stars directly. Even if the weather is bad, the feeling of rain hitting the skylight is good for sleeping.

The huge sofa sank as soon as a person lay on it. Lin Yu hugged Liu Xilu, and the two of them fell down and sank inside.

Lin Yu straddled Liu Xilu and lifted the soft handle, revealing the snacks that were about to overflow inside: "Eat something?"

"If you want to kill me, just say it. I have eaten pork chops before. I feel like I will gain three catties immediately tomorrow."

"If you like to eat or not, if you don't eat it, you will get it."

Lin Yu tore open a pack of spicy pot-flavored potato chips, and the aroma came out. Liu Xilu was so angry that her teeth were itchy, so she turned her head away. Lin Yu continued to seduce her, biting the potato chips until they were crispy, and opened her mouth wide. Show it to Liu Xilu, if you don't look at it, you have to go over there, the bastard is going to die.

Liu Xilu leaned against Lin Yu fiercely, and Lin Yu covered her mouth in pain. Liu Xilu knew that she had bitten her tongue, and finally let out a bad breath: "I ate meat just now, so it shouldn't be so."

"Woooo, you're not four!" Lin Yu stuck out his tongue, "You have to give me a blow!"

There was a little bloodshot on the red tongue, it seemed that she had bitten hard just now, Liu Xilu was a little guilty and hesitant.