The Whole World Thinks I'm a Woman Disguised as a Man

Xue Lan was so frightened that his legs went limp in an instant, especially at this moment when Duan Wenzheng was still holding his gate of life.

"You, you let go first." He pushed his hand anxiously.

Duan Wenzheng said word by word: "Not loose."

"..." Xue Lan's face was so red that it was about to bleed, and he said incoherently: "There is still a competition tomorrow, please let me go."

"It's because there is still a competition, so shouldn't we do something beneficial to our physical and mental health today?" Duan Wenzheng looked down at a struggling brat, and whispered, "Boyfriend?"

"..." Xue Lan was dizzy from being called by his boyfriend, but she still tried her best to find Qingming: "So, did you drink alcohol? Or did you not drink alcohol at all?!"

"I want to drink to strengthen my courage, but I'm afraid that if you're really drunk, you'll pull up your pants and leave."

"I said I didn't...ah..." Xue Lan just wanted to correct him, but Duan Wenzheng's lightly clenched fist suddenly turned around.

Xue Lan's face turned redder instantly.

He pushed his wrist with one hand, and covered his lips and cheeks with the other in embarrassment.

"What are you blocking? I want to see... I want to hear." Duan Wenzheng watched him hide his ears, and tightened his fingers viciously.

The sense of restraint of the cloth due to his movements made his breathing unsteady again, as long as he lowered his head, he could see the outline wrapped by the cloth under his fingertips.

"It's so cute." Duan Wenzheng praised without hesitation.

"Let go of me, tomorrow, tomorrow there will be a game, don't make trouble..."

"You're already like this...what else are you going to do?"

Xue Lan felt that his face was about to be lost. He just wanted to knock Duan Wenzheng out at the moment. It would be better to hit him until he lost his memory and couldn't remember what happened today.

Xue Lan pushed him with both hands instead, and finally pushed him away a little: "Let go! Don't let me go again, I'm angry!"

Duan Wenzheng looked at him pretending to be fierce, and couldn't help laughing: "Really not to continue?"

Xue Lan shook her head like a rattle.

"Then give me a kiss." Duan Wenzheng took a step back reluctantly as if he had made a big choice.

Xue Lan, let alone kissing him, felt embarrassed even looking up at him again.

His head is in a mess right now, and he still can't digest what happened, why he and Duan Wenzheng suddenly became like this.

Obviously just a moment ago he was still trying to suppress his feelings, wanting to play the game well without thinking about anything else, why did he and Duan Wenzheng change from teammates to boyfriends in a short while, and... even progressed to such an embarrassing point .

At this moment, he just wanted to escape to a place where Duan Wenzheng was not there and calm down.

Thinking of this, he hurriedly rushed to the door of the room while Duan Wenzheng was unaware.

But the moment he was about to open the door of the room, Duan Wenzheng caught up again and pressed the door panel in front of him.

"Run what?"

Seeing the only exit in front of him being pressed to death by Duan Wenzheng, Xue Lan turned around in horror and looked at the person behind him.

"Where's my kiss?"

Xue Lan was so forced by him that he couldn't dodge it, but Duan Wenzheng urged him again:

"If you don't give it to me, I have to find it myself?"

As he spoke, he put his hand on his waist in a serious manner, and slowly slid it along the corner of his clothes, as if the so-called kiss is something that can be hidden. If Xue Lan doesn't answer, he will kill himself Go find it.

Duan Wenzheng found it increasingly difficult to restrain Xue Lan's shy and anxious look as he held down his troubled hand.

He lowered his head and put his ears on his ears, and he could vaguely feel the heat from the tips of his ears.Thinking that the hotness was due to himself, the corners of his mouth raised with difficulty: "Lan Lan?"

His breath brushed past his ears, and Xue Lan hurriedly reached out to block it.

Being worn down by him, Xue Lan, who just wanted to leave quickly, raised her head resignedly.

But just when his guilty and cautious kiss was about to fall on the corner of his lips, there was a sudden knock on the door behind Xue Lan——

"Lan Lan? Are you alright? Need, need help???"

Xue Lan was scared out of his wits by the knocking on the door. He pushed the person in front of him away, opened the door and ran back to the room as if fleeing.

Zhou Wangqing outside the door looked in surprise at the person who opened the door and sprinted away for a hundred meters. When he came back to his senses, he happened to bump into Duan Wenzheng's dark face behind the open door.

Each of Duan Wenzheng's lowered voices was squeezed out from between his teeth: "Zhou Wangqing."

"Ah, it's good that it's okay, then I'll go back first." Seeing that the momentum was wrong, Zhou Wangqing immediately ran away as nimbly as a loach.

Xue Lan ran back to the room in a hurry, her heartbeat still not calming down.He got into the bathroom and took a quick shower before falling down on the bed with his mind still in a mess.

and so--

He and Duan Wenzheng are really... together?

How does it feel like everything is in a dream.

But, shouldn't Duan Wenzheng be with Wen Yan, shouldn't the person he likes be Wen Yan?Then—what should Wen Yan do? !

He had just promised Wen Yan that he would stay away from Duan Wenzheng.Why did he break his promise after only a few days, and... stole Duan Wenzheng from him.He obviously wanted them to be together the most, but in the end he became the one who dismantled the CP himself.

Just when he fell into deep guilt and self-blame, the mobile phone that he left aside suddenly rang.

Xue Lan frantically picked up the phone.

"Why didn't you reply to the message?" Duan Wenzheng's voice sounded from the other end of the phone: "I thought you would deny your account so soon."

"No, no way." Xue Lan replied with a guilty conscience.

"Then what were you doing just now?" Duan Wenzheng asked in a low voice, "...help yourself?"

Xue Lan didn't understand what he meant at first, but when she realized it, she blushed again: "No! Don't, don't talk nonsense."

"Yes, even if there is any need, I am willing to help..."

"..."

"Don't tease you, let's go to bed early, there is still a match tomorrow—" Through the phone, Duan Wenzheng seemed to be able to see Xue Lan's blushing at the moment, it must be very... He lay on the edge of the bed, and his fingertips were vaguely still. His breath, Duan Wenzheng sighed and said with a smile: "Boyfriend."

Xue Lan just breathed a sigh of relief when she heard the front, and then heard his last few words.

The blush on his face stained the tips of his ears again, he hung up the phone and buried his head in the quilt.

But not long after hanging up the phone, Duan Wenzheng's message popped up again on WeChat——

Reset: Don't go to Weibo if you have nothing to do, don't read those strange super chats.I've never liked Wen Yan, and I won't like it in the future.What else do you want to ask, I will answer you slowly after the game is over tomorrow.

Reset: I never lie to kids.

Xue Lan's face was mostly buried in the quilt, revealing a pair of bright eyes looking at the two lines written by Duan Wenzheng in the middle of the screen.

He said he never lied to children.

Xue Lan's heart instantly seemed to be filled with sugar, but - Duan Wenzheng said that he never liked Wen Yan, why is that?Also, what are the weird super chats on Weibo? !

Although he had a lot of questions, it was getting late now, and there was an extremely important game for the Thunderbolt team tomorrow. Xue Lan hurriedly put away his phone and counted sheep seriously...

On the second day, it was the first time that LGW and the Thunder team met before the quarterfinals of the domestic league. These two teams were at odds with each other and the two teams with the highest attention in China started the game. An unprecedented event where tickets are hard to come by.

Everyone in the team got up very early that day.

When Zhou Wangqing walked into the training room with breakfast and humming, he saw Duan Wenzheng sitting in front of the computer.Most of his drowsiness was wiped out in an instant, and he immediately turned around and wanted to run.

But as soon as he turned around, someone behind him grabbed his collar.

"Run what?"

"Duan Wenzheng! Don't cross the river and tear down the bridge! I... have lied to you twice. I'm so worried that he won't come out for so long. If you, an old pervert, want to do something to Lan Lan...then Didn't I become an accomplice?" Seeing that Duan Wenzheng's face was as dark as a pot and he didn't speak, Zhou Wangqing straightened up his back with guilt and continued, "What's the matter, didn't you say you want to apologize to him? Did you succeed in confessing your confession?" ?”

"Don't be nervous, the game is coming soon, even if I want to settle the score with you, I won't settle it with you before the game."

"..." Zhou Wangqing instantly felt more nervous: "Then why are you holding me?"

"It's okay, it's just this early in the morning, I don't know where everyone has gone..." Duan Wenzheng saw him talking a lot while catching an opportunity to slip away, and loosened his skirt, still feeling in a good mood Nice straightened his neckline: "I just want to ask, have you seen my boyfriend?"

"...?" Zhou Wangqing recalled the past, and said with a sneer, "You're not calling yourself a boyfriend again, are you?"

"Of course it's true." Duan Wenzheng countered calmly: "You also know that Lanlan is just shy. Yesterday he dared to say he likes me when I was drunk."

"..." Ghosts believed it.

"Did you see him? I went to find him in the morning, but he wasn't in the room."

"...Maybe I was afraid of seeing you run away early." Zhou Wangqing's face twisted into a ball for a while: "Why is the good cabbage given to you by pigs..."

"What did you say?"

"I said, the boss came back in the morning and called him to the office."

"Isn't it almost time to leave?" Duan Wenzheng looked at the time after hearing the words: "Is there anything I have to say now?"

"..." How did he know? !

Duan Wenzheng stood up and made a gesture to go upstairs.

"Why are you going? The boss must have something serious to ask him to do. Why are you meddling? I haven't seen you for a while. Is it necessary?" Zhou Wangqing hurriedly pulled him back: "Instead of sticking to him all the time, why don't you stick to him?" Think about how to make him feel that you really like him... If I were Lanlan, I would definitely think that you might just be a novelty for a while."

"?" Duan Wenzheng seemed to hesitate for a moment, and asked, "I'm very insecure?"

Zhou Wangqing, who had finally found a chance to sneer at him, was choked up in an instant.

He thought of Duan Wenzheng who was sitting on the ground in embarrassment last night, and because of the ten years they had known each other, he suddenly felt a little unbearable.

So Zhou Wangqing healed his scar and didn't remember the pain, trying to speak: "Actually, it's not true, you are still very good, so Lanlan doesn't believe that you like him..."

Duan Wenzheng recovered his smile in the next second: "Then why don't I start a live broadcast now to explain?"

"..." Zhou Wangqing rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Can you put back your tail that is up to the sky? Do you really think you are a peacock? I shouldn't have the slightest sympathy for you... Who said 'love is a matter of two people'?"

Duan Wenzheng didn't realize it: "But after all, you have to give the other party a sense of security. If he doesn't believe that I like him, then I just let him believe it?"

"..." Zhou Wangqing rolled his eyes helplessly.

At this moment, he suddenly saw Xue Lan walking down the stairs with her head down.

Duan Wenzheng pushed Zhou Wangqing away, and quickly walked up to him: "What's wrong?"

Xue Lan raised her head, and just as she was about to speak, Xie Zhinian's voice sounded from outside the gate of the club:

"Are you all ready? Ready to go!"

Xue Lan regained her senses in a hurry, and wanted to pack up the keyboard and get in the car.

Duan Wenzheng grabbed his wrist, and said to Zhou Wangqing who was beside him, "Go first."

"..." Zhou Wangqing gritted his teeth, nodded with a smile, "Very good."

He picked up the unfinished steamed stuffed bun and left the training room angrily.

Duan Wenzheng just casually closed the door of the training room again.

"..."

Seeing Xue Lan subconsciously take half a step back, Duan Wenzheng didn't come to him again, but walked past him to Xue Lan's side, and lowered his head to help him remove the keyboard and mouse.

"What did he say?"

"It's nothing." Xue Lan paused, hurriedly stepped forward to get the keyboard bag, took the keyboard and put it away.

"Nothing?" Duan Wenzheng obviously didn't believe it.

Xue Lan sighed, the game was about to start, he didn't want to say anything to affect Duan Wenzheng's mood.

Moreover, Xue Yuanshan did not say anything to himself.

"The boss knows about the captain." Xue Lan thought for a while, and explained: "He said... hope I can take over the endorsement of "Dawn of Doom" with you."

Duan Wenzheng's eyes lit up when he heard the words: "Really?"

Xue Lan nodded.

He carefully thought about the wording: "However, during the endorsement period, you need to sign a guarantee letter, which includes prohibition and prohibition of dating."

Duan Wenzheng's face darkened instantly: "What kind of rule is this?"

Xue Lan was so embarrassed that she didn't know how to explain it. The original words Xue Yuanshan said were not "forbidden to fall in love".It was due to the entry of the game information that the game team knew Xue Lan's real gender, and they didn't want to use such a spokesperson who tolerated uncertain factors.

Any product endorsement will be back tuned. For them, a player like Xue Lan who includes "deception factors" is not eligible for endorsement.

It was Wen Yan who found Saifang, and finally got Saifang's nod in exchange for multiple unequal treaties.

However, the competition party requested that during the endorsement contract period, Xue Lan should not have any negative news, which naturally includes pretending to be a girl and...

If the match party, no, even if Xue Yuanshan himself knew that he was blatantly pulling another endorser out of the closet—then he would be thrown out of the club and the relationship between father and son would be completely severed.

There were many factors involved. Xue Lan didn't have time to think about it, and saw Duan Wenzheng zip up his keyboard bag, and walked towards the training room with a dark face.

Xue Lan was so startled that she hurried to catch up and grabbed Duan Wenzheng who was about to open the door.

Duan Wenzheng didn't want to listen any more, he went on to unlock the door, and when he opened the door to the training room——

Xue Lan was so anxious that she rushed forward and hugged Duan Wenzheng, and took advantage of the opportunity to close the door he had just opened a crack.

"I, we don't need to break up, we don't, don't make it public..." For some reason, Xue Lan felt that what he said was like a scumbag who wanted to deceive a pure female college student, and he was too shy to look up at Duan Wenzheng .

Duan Wenzheng naturally would not agree.

He snorted coldly, and was about to say something, but saw that the person pounced on him kept closing his eyes and stepping up to kiss him.

The kiss landed on his cheek, lightly brushing his heart like a feather.

"No, is it okay not to make it public?" Xue Lan lowered her head knowing she was wrong, her voice was muffled and soft, making one's heart itch.

Duan Wenzheng raised his eyebrows, then gave up and went to open the door again: "How long will it take?"

"Three... three months." Xue Lan replied with a guilty conscience.

Duan Wenzheng withdrew his hand, and just when Xue Lan thought he was going to open the door again, he saw him lower his head slightly, and tapped his lips with his fingertips:

"Kiss here."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

When Zhou Wangqing received the call and hurried to Duan Wenzheng's room, he didn't even have time to dry his hair, and when he opened the door, he saw Duan Wenzheng lying drunk on the ground.

The room smelled of alcohol, and Zhou Wangqing's gaze was fixed on Duan Wenzheng who was leaning against the bed.

When had he seen Duan Wenzheng like this.

Drinking alcohol is prohibited during the club's opening period.

Zhou Wangqing hurried forward to help Duan Wenzheng up.

Duan Wenzheng withdrew his hand and fell back to the ground again.

"Tell me about you, what about it? Hey..." After all, he has been a brother for more than ten years, Zhou Wangqing couldn't bear it and said, "Why can't we talk about it? If it's a big deal, I'll apologize. If you drink like this, What if Brother Nian finds out..."

As Zhou Wangqing said, he knelt on the ground on one knee, trying to support Duan Wenzheng up.

Duan Wenzheng opened one eye, and glanced at his awkward posture: "Do you believe me?"

"?"

"That's good." Duan Wenzheng lay down again contentedly: "Please help me to call Xue Lan over."

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