The Whole World Thinks I'm a Woman Disguised as a Man

Zhou Wangqing couldn't bear it and roared: "Duan Wenzheng! Can you show some face? You heard me say sit on your lap? Why didn't you hear me say you are a dog!?"

Duan Wenzheng replied nonchalantly: "The ears are on my body, and I can listen to whatever I want.

"

"..."

Xue Lan's cheeks were burning hot, and he frantically turned off the live broadcast microphone, but the barrage in the live broadcast room had already exploded at this moment.

@把高RE大盗: My God!You can listen to whatever you want, that is to say, let Lanlan sit on your lap because you want to hear it? !

@DUAN哥Have you caught up with Lan Lan today: It’s true! ! !

@兰兰麻麻爱你: Lanlan is not allowed to turn off the wheat secretly! !I'm going to keep listening! !

@Wind&Exist: Where are you, Wind, someone molested your wife

@RERERE: Turn on the microphone!It’s not really a case of boldly opening the microphone! !

……

Xue Lan no longer dared to watch the barrage now, he resisted the urge to download the broadcast directly, and said in a low voice: "I'm starting a live broadcast!!"

It's just that the blush on his face has spread to the tips of his ears, and the words he pretended to say are not even half deterrent.

Zhou Wangqing rolled his eyes angrily: "What's wrong with the live broadcast, let everyone see how stupid he is!!"

"Yes, it's on." Duan Wenzheng said not to be outdone, "Let Brother Qing show everyone what is really cruel."

"Duan Wenzheng!!"

"..." Xue Lan was sandwiched between these two people, watching the exploding barrage in front of him, put on the headset in a desperate manner, and completely didn't want to talk to these two people anymore.

He walked along the vast wilderness indifferently, killing the unlucky players passing by along the way, and vented all his anger on the passers-by.

Just act as if you are in solo row without teammates! !

Duan Wenzheng followed him all the way, seeing that he really ignored him, he hurriedly said: "Don't be angry, it's all my fault, don't be angry."

Xue Lan didn't want to pay attention to him, and continued to touch the middle boundary along the road.

Duan Wenzheng followed behind him, and when he saw that he had killed someone, he pitifully manipulated the character to circle him.

The painting style in the barrage is even more strange——

@ResetExist: Hahahaha what should I do? Why do I feel that the current Reset is like a flower peacock around Lanlan? !

@兰色风正: Flower Peacock hahahahahaha

@RE大旗 Never Falls: Help, I’ve seamlessly entered and can’t come back

……

Xue Lan couldn't help but cast her eyes on the person who was circling around her. If this person had a peacock tail... it really didn't violate the law! !

Thinking of this, Xue Lan unconsciously curled the corners of her lips.

But at this moment, Duan Wenzheng turned on the team microphone. Even though they were sitting next to each other, he still leaned close to the microphone, and said flatteringly in a low voice:

"Lanlan, I was wrong, you justify me?"

His words came through the earphones, and the slight vibration was like a murmur attached to his ears, which made Xue Lan feel a burst of numbness from the tips of his ears to his cheeks. Even if he didn't raise his hand to touch it, he knew how hot his cheeks were now. people.

Xue Lan's face was red hot, but it was not until he caught a glimpse of the row of "???" in the bullet screen that he suddenly realized that the sentence just now had entered the team mic, and he could hear it. Everyone watching the live broadcast naturally Can hear it too! !

He was so frightened that he quickly clicked to turn off the team voice, but it was too late at this moment, and the action of blocking the team voice turned into deception in the eyes of everyone.

The barrage is already boiling——

Did @兰兰子和正哥 make it public: Ahhh, don’t hide it! !We all heard it! !

@RE licked another billion times: She is still a child!Please be sure to say more about this! !

@草兰子小喜爱: Let go of my female goose ah ah ah ah

@RERERE: Excuse me, is the little cutie at Reset blushing by your side?want to see!

@ExistWind: Help! Where are you?If I don't come again, I'm going to climb the wall, woo woo woo

……

Xue Lan really felt that this time, even if she jumped into the Yellow River, she would not be able to clean herself up!

Why is it that Duan Wenzheng is gentle, but there are still people who are so persistent in cultivating evil? Don't they know that the CP they are addicting to is fake!

And it was so sincere...so much so that he would believe it...

Xue Lan quickly shook his head, he must not think like this! !

Xue Lan was so angry that she wanted to turn off the live broadcast, but just as he cut out the screen to turn off the live broadcast, Duan Wenzheng suddenly put his hand on his.

"No, I won't tease you anymore." Duan Wenzheng said sincerely, "Really, Zhou Wangqing is still waiting to tell us what cruelty is. Don't give him a chance to show it."

"..." Xue Lan froze.

"?" Zhou Wangqing was so angry that he almost crushed the mouse in his hand: "Just wait, I will fight you to the death!!"

After Zhou Wangqing finished speaking, he swept across the open wilderness even more vigorously, as if to fulfill his promise and fight Duan Wenzheng to the death.

Xue Lan's attention was all focused on his right hand, and Duan Wenzheng's hand was covering the back of his hand as if no one was there.

Duan Wenzheng's hand was resting on his.

in his hand.

hand.

Xue Lan didn't dare to move, Duan Wenzheng dragged the mouse with his hand naturally, left the option to close the live broadcast room, and switched back to the game interface.

He completed these series of actions very naturally, and before retracting his hand, his fingertips seemed to sweep across the back of his hand.

"Come on, let's go and see you, brother Qing."

Duan Wenzheng readjusted the headset and said jokingly.

"Duan! Smell! Zheng!" Zhou Wangqing gritted his teeth and said, "I can hear it!!"

"Just to tell you, wait."

"..." Zhou Wangqing immediately raised his spirits.

As long as there was a figure moving around, he would subconsciously feel that it was Duan Wenzheng's trick.

In such a tense mood, he actually killed seven passers-by with a straight face, but if there was any trouble, people would think it was Duan Wenzheng's deliberate temptation.

Lu You on the side finally couldn't stand it anymore: "Don't be so nervous, Duan Wenzheng hasn't come yet."

"I'm not nervous!" Zhou Wangqing vehemently denied: "I'm actively preparing for battle! Did you see that, seven consecutive kills! Did I take you flying?!"

"...Yes." Lu You gritted his teeth and answered.

He was looking at the kill records again and again, fearing that he would miss a death record about Duan Wenzheng.

At this moment, Duan Wenzheng and Xue Lan were sitting leisurely on a strange rock lined up in the blue smoke wilderness.

He silently looked at Zhou Wangqing's busy appearance, and finally opened the team chat after the seventh kill prompt floated out.

LGW-Reset: Let's go, let's send warmth to Brother Kanqing.

LGW-Exist: ...

For a moment, Xue Lan didn't know whether to be thankful that Duan Wenzheng's words were normal, or to mourn for Zhou Wangqing.

Duan Wenzheng had roughly located the direction of the battlefield from the few shots just now, and after confirming the positions of Zhou Wangqing and the two, he finally jumped off the strange rock and continued towards the direction of the shot.

But Duan Wenzheng stopped halfway, but suddenly stopped again.

Xue Lan couldn't help asking:

LGW-Exist: What's wrong?

LGW-Reset: Nothing.

Duan Wenzheng typed the reply casually, but there was already a meaningful smile on his lips.

LGW-Reset: It just suddenly occurred to me that this place seems to be far away from the central area.

LGW-Exist: ...

As soon as Duan Wenzheng finished speaking, Xue Lan seemed to suddenly remember something.

As soon as his thoughts moved, he saw that Duan Wenzheng had manually blown a car's tire with a short knife.

"..."

He said why did he feel that the direction of the plot was a bit familiar, isn't this the same as the situation where they were blown out by the fat man before? !

The single row and double row are similar to the survival mode, they will refresh the zombie boss at the pollution source of the central fortress, the difference is that the survival mode boss will drop chips, while the single and double row boss will appear later, generally if you refresh the boss You can skip this step so far by killing all other players before, and once the BOSS is refreshed, you must complete the killing within the specified time after it appears, otherwise the world will be polluted by zombie virus again—the mission will be declared a failure.

In the final analysis, the meaning of the existence of the BOSS in the single and double row mode is just to gather players scattered all over the map and avoid the shrinking tactics of "hide and seek" to delay time.

Xue Lan silently stood aside with a gun in hand. He originally thought that this would be a match with Zhou Wangqing, but he didn't expect it to suddenly become... a flat tire team? !

At this moment, Xue Lan's live broadcast room was already filled with bullet screens of "Lighting up the wax for my elder brother" in an organized and orderly manner. Xue Lan also silently mourned in her heart. Fortunately, she and Duan Wenzheng did not appear in the hostile camp.

Duan Wenzheng had already cleaned the tires of the last car, and signaled Xue Lan to get on his scooter again.

LGW-Reset: Go, go to the central fortress

Xue Lan hurriedly followed him into the car, feeling guilty and unwilling to glance at Lu You and Zhou Wangqing beside him.

At this moment, Zhou Wangqing was still sorting out his own head, and the tension that had just been raised by Duan Wenzheng's words had gradually faded with the passage of time.

LGW-Scalpel: Look at this killing streak, I said I'm flying with you, right?

LGW-Wifi: I just heard the sound of a motorcycle

LGW-Scalpel: What are you afraid of!Come one to kill one, come two to kill one pair!

LGW-Wifi: ...

At this time, the flying sand and rocks in the game are the early warning reminder for the zombie boss to refresh.

Zhou Wangqing also hurriedly woke up from the excitement of Wanfu Mokai, and hurriedly yelled: "Shoot the monsters, go to the fortress!"

As he spoke, he fumbled around, trying to find the nearest car, and take a road trip to the central fortress together.

But when he just came to a car, he found that the tires of the car had been scrapped.

Zhou Wangqing didn't care, and went on to the next car refresh point to find a car, but when he reached the second, third, and fourth refresh points... he found that all the cars had already wheeled!fetal!report!Scrap!

"..."

Only then did Zhou Wangqing realize that something was wrong, he turned his head stiffly to look at Duan Wenzheng.This breath was brought up repeatedly, but in the end he swallowed it abruptly.

He gritted his teeth and called for a trip on the road, and together they ran towards the central fort on foot.

Along the way, he scolded Duan Wenzheng countless times in his heart. In order to enhance the game experience in "Dawn of Doom", after a long run, the characters will increase the specific breathing time. During this period of time, the characters will shake slightly due to panting, Zhou Wangqing also became numb due to holding down the forward finger for too long and using too much force, and finally rushed to the central fortress before the boss exploded.

Just when he finally broke into the fortress and was able to take a short breath——

He only heard a "bang" gunshot, and his character was shot dead and fell to the ground while panting! !

Zhou Wangqing gasped, and looked in disbelief at the person above the fort who was looking down on him.