The Whole World Thinks I'm a Woman Disguised as a Man

In this case, it is absolutely impossible for Xue Lan to send Su Yiyu.

Even without recalling the scene of receiving Su Yiyu's message, Xue Lan knew who sent these two messages.

Xue Lan felt that he was now infinitely close to social death with Su Yiyu.

The most frightening thing is that this news was released a month ago.

Can you still explain the misunderstanding after a month?

Xue Lan's face was burning hot, and now in Su Yiyu's heart, I'm afraid that he already wanted to watch Duan Wenzheng's undressed video, right? !

Xue Lan looked at these conversations anxiously and annoyed, trying to save her dignity.

Exist: I didn't send the news last month.

Last month, the time interval for this explanation was too long...it doesn't seem to work, delete it.

Exist: Account hacked! !Don't believe what you said! !

...Will someone get a month's account stolen?delete.

So much time has passed, could it be that Su Yiyu no longer remembers this matter—how could it be possible!Thinking about it, I know, how could I forget it after hearing such shocking words! !

Xue Lan resigned to her fate and fell on the bed.

However, Duan Wenzheng's flying expression when he typed these words unconsciously appeared in his mind, and his face was once again eroded by an involuntary hotness.

He shook his head hastily to get these strange thoughts out of his head.

Xue Lan didn't dare to send Su Yiyu a message of encouragement until the end. When he came to the training room with a pair of panda eyes on the second day of training, Duan Wenzheng and Zhou Wangqing were talking in the training room——

"...What is Ah Yan's successor? Wouldn't it be good to play e-sports well? Why do you still buy drafts after learning the set of the entertainment industry? Just like him, I fight two!"

"Be careful, don't touch my keyboard."

Zhou Wangqing's voice was obviously contemptuous: "Your things are expensive? You asked me to touch them, but I still don't want to touch them."

Duan Wenzheng joked unhurriedly: "I heard that low IQ is contagious, but I'm just afraid that it will reduce its sensitivity after being touched by you."

"Duan Wenzheng, you..." Zhou Wangqing gritted his teeth and turned a corner, patted Duan Wenzheng's shoulder lovingly with a smile: "It's okay, Dad doesn't care about you like you."

"Zhou Wangqing, you..." Duan Wenzheng felt that something was wrong with Zhou Wangqing recently, and when he was about to ask clearly, he caught a glimpse of a figure standing outside the door of the training room from the corner of his eye, as if wondering whether he should come in or not.

Duan Wenzheng raised his lips: "Why don't you come in?"

Xue Lan, who was pointed by him, froze, and hurriedly ran to his seat, without looking at the two people who were making a fuss beside him.

Duan Wenzheng looked suspiciously at the people who didn't greet him happily as usual, and was a little uncertain what happened for a moment.Zhou Wangqing, who was on the side, naturally also noticed these subtle clues. His eyes couldn't hide his excitement and stopped Duan Wenzheng's neck.

"Hey, what's going on?" Zhou Wangqing raised his eyebrows in Xue Lan's direction: "Why don't we Lanlan want to talk to you?"

Duan Wenzheng narrowed his eyes slightly as he looked at Zhou Wangqing, who was eccentric, but Zhou Wangqing had already hurried back to his place.

……

Finally waited until the end of the training day.

Zhou Wangqing got up to pack his things, already lost his fighting spirit by today's double row.He was turning off the computer when he suddenly realized that Wen Yan beside him hadn't rested yet.

"Why have you been practicing so late these days?"

"Go and rest first." Wen Yan replied casually.

Duan Wenzheng was about to grab a certain child to ask him for clarification, when he saw a figure beside him slipping out of the training room with lightning speed.

Even if it's the Cold War, it's already been a day, and you haven't calmed down yet?

Duan Wenzheng was not only a little bored, he packed up his things and followed quickly, but there was no sign of Xue Lan in the corridor.

Duan Wenzheng did not expect that the child who can usually be picked up with one hand can run faster than a rabbit, or... don't disturb him to rest today?

Xue Lan ran back to the room in a hurry, closed the door of the room tightly, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

But before he could breathe out, the phone rang suddenly and hurriedly.He frantically flipped out the phone, and it was Duan Wenzheng's name that was displayed on the caller number.

Reset.

Xue Lan hung up the phone without thinking.

The call didn't come back, but the WeChat notification rang shortly after.Xue Lan opened WeChat in doubt... The message came from Su Yiyu, Xue Lan clicked on the message with a guilty conscience.

Yiyu: We played a practice match against the Thunder today!

Xue Lan subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, but for some reason she felt a little depressed.

However, Su Yiyu didn't mention that message, does it mean...he has forgotten?Xue Lan self-hypnotized like this, and replied the message with renewed vigor.

Exist: How did you play?

Yiyu: I lost...

Yiyu: However, the manager said that I performed very well today, and I have no more symptoms of muscle stiffness and weakness!He said keep it like this, and he can consider letting me start in the league! !

Exist: Congratulations!Solo free?We haven't been together for a long time.

Yiyu: ...No need, no need, no need, the child will be beaten stupid!I refuse to solo with you! !

Exist: ...

Yiyu: By the way, during our practice match with Thunderclap today, their medic made a big mistake, Manager Huo actually scolded him, we could hear it in the voice room... Later it seemed There was a quarrel, and the medical soldier was still clamoring to quit the team.I heard that they went to make a fuss about glory, and what they did was really dishonest, but you said that if the medical soldier really quit the team, would it be considered that they would hurt the enemy a thousand and lose eight hundred?

Xue Lan looked at the message sent by Su Yiyu, but he remembered another thing that he almost left behind.

That's what was mentioned in the original text, Qi Siyu should have been bought by the Thunder at a high price in the youth training camp.It has been so long now, and Qi Siyu got along well with everyone in LGW, Xue Lan naturally gradually forgot about it.

If Team Thunderclap had conflicts between the medical soldiers and the team, would it be...

Xue Lan shook her head hastily, and shook this strange thought out of her head.

He was about to reply with a word of recovery, but another message popped up on WeChat to remind him. Xue Lan quit the interface to check in confusion, only to see that the message came from Duan Wenzheng.

is a voice message.

Xue Lan became nervous unconsciously. He remembered the message Duan Wenzheng sent to Su Yiyu on his WeChat yesterday, and his face was blushed again.

Reset this old rascal!

She even dragged him into the water together! !

But even if he listened to what he had to say, he wouldn't know.

Thinking this way, Xue Lan secretly clicked on this short voice message.

"Angry?"

That's it?

Just when Xue Lan clicked the listen button, Duan Wenzheng just sent a second voice message.

"Although I don't know that you are angry, but in order to apologize, I know that you don't want to see me, and put your favorite candy outside your door... It's late, go to bed early, by the way, remember to brush your teeth after eating."

That's it! !

Although he wasn't really angry at all, Duan Wenzheng really coaxed him into treating him like a three-year-old child! !

Is he able to ignore everything with a few candies?

Xue Lan threw his phone aside and walked to the door lightly. He looked out through the door mirror, and sure enough, there was no one outside the door.

Xue Lan breathed a sigh of relief before opening the door.

Just as he was looking down to see where Duan Wenzheng put the candy, a figure suddenly flashed from the side, held him down and entered the room together.

"?!"

The movement of the man drilling the door was familiar, even if Xue Lan didn't see it clearly, he could instantly guess who it was.

Duan Wenzheng fixed the struggling child with one hand while closing the door behind him.

"Still angry?" Duan Wenzheng looked at the child who was trying to get out, and laughed in a low voice.

"Not angry."

"He said he wasn't angry." Duan Wenzheng ignored what he said he wasn't angry, and asked persuasively: "Since you're not angry, why don't you just ignore people all day and run away when you see me?"

"No." Xue Lan couldn't break free, so she said angrily, "Didn't you say you left after putting the candy?"

"En." Duan Wenzheng nodded without hesitation: "If you don't say that, would you open the door?"

"..."

Duan Wenzheng looked at the person whose face was full of annoyance and miscalculation, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips again: "What's the matter? Did Zhou Wangqing tell you something? That kid Zhou Wangqing has been out of tune since he was a child, he said Don’t believe anything, just ask me if you want to know anything.”

Xue Lan raised her head angrily and glared at him.

"What did you send Su Yiyu with my mobile phone?!"

Duan Wenzheng was taken aback.

He just vaguely remembered...

Seeing that Duan Wenzheng's expression finally became serious, Xue Lan relaxed, and planned to talk to Duan Wenzheng about some things that should not be said indiscriminately, and stop teasing other people besides Wen Yan at will.

"I was wrong about this matter." Duan Wenzheng apologized sternly, "I know you are thin-skinned, so you won't do it in the future."

Xue Lan did not expect such a sincere attitude of admitting his mistakes.

"This is the candy I promised you." Duan Wenzheng took out another piece of candy from his pocket and stuffed it into his palm: "But tell me what happens in the future, otherwise I don't know what made you angry."

Xue Lan put the candy away carefully: "I'm not angry, even if this incident is really annoying... Su Yiyu will misunderstand it."

"En." Duan Wenzheng nodded seriously: "So, this matter has changed?"

Xue Lan thought about it and nodded.

Duan Wenzheng breathed a sigh of relief, he looked at the time: "In this case, let's go to bed early."

Xue Lan heard the words and was about to turn around to see off the guests, but found that Duan Wenzheng had naturally locked the door behind him.

"?!"

"It's already three o'clock, some children don't sleep and be careful not to grow taller."

"Who said, I'm already 1.8 meters!"

"Oh? Why does it look like 1.7 meters...five?" Duan Wenzheng said while holding down the little head that was still arguing in front of him: "Okay, go take a shower quickly, I'm sleepy, go to sleep first."

"?!" Xue Lan hurriedly grabbed him: "Go back to your room and sleep!"

Duan Wenzheng answered without blinking: "The air conditioner is broken."

Xue Lan looked blankly at the person who didn't regard himself as an outsider at all, and just lay on the bed by himself.

Whose room is this? !

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Xue Lan is taking a shower in the bathroom.

After taking a bath, Duan Wenzheng was lying on the bed with a happy face. When he was taking a nap, the mobile phone next to the bed suddenly rang several times in succession.

At this time, it was past three o'clock in the morning.

Who will send Xue Lan a message?

I saw it said: Yiyu.

Yiyu: You said, in such a short time, can the Thunder find the medical soldiers?Medical soldiers are so scarce now...

Yiyu: Lan Lan?

Yiyu: Are you asleep?

Duan Wenzheng glanced coldly at the phone screen.

He remembered Xue Lan's words.

Xue Lan is thin-skinned... It's not easy for him to say anything in his tone.

Thinking to this point, Duan Wenzheng obediently pressed the voice bar.

"He's taking a shower."

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Reset: I was wrong, I will dare next time :)