The Whole World Thinks I'm a Woman Disguised as a Man

Yeran swears that he has played games since childhood and has been a game anchor for so many years.

He had never seen a keyboard that could fit in the boxy box in front of him, so he returned to his seat full of thoughts, carrying the box, which was about [-] centimeters in length and width.

There were also some strange voices in the barrage——

@WindWindWIN: That doesn't even look like a keyboard.

@兰燕is true: No way, this anchor also has real fans?

……

I don't know if these bullet screens gave the anchor a little confidence, he thought of the sincere Seven7 yesterday...

Maybe those things were sent over by taking advantage of the chaos, and this is a gift from his loyal fans?

"You gave it?" Xue Lan tilted her head to look at the person beside her, and really began to wonder what Duan Wenzheng gave: "What is it?"

Duan Wenzheng looked at the struggling anchor: "A kind-hearted multiple-choice question."

"...?"

"Let him not eat the keyboard."

"???"

The anchor struggled for a long time, and finally made up his mind.

Open the gift box.

The barrage gradually quieted down, and everyone seemed to be a little more curious about this thing that didn't look like a keyboard.

The anchor took off the lid of the box full of anticipation and was stunned.

In the gift box is a pink and tender dress with very little fabric, many parts are just connected with black silk mesh, and a pair of handcuffs and a strange little leather whip. No matter how you look at it... Quite interesting.

And when everyone was staring blankly at the dress in the live broadcast, someone saw that there was a card attached to the little dress——

[Alice's sex toy shop, let women shine and make men fascinated every night!Delivery within one hour throughout the city, 24-hour uninterrupted delivery, escorting your love moment personally! ! 】

"..." The anchor stayed where he was, without any reaction for a long time.

The barrage area, which had been silent for a while, finally exploded in an instant——

@LGW is belief: Damn, I suddenly remembered that the anchor said that Baby Lan would wear a skirt to dance if he lost, so if the anchor doesn’t want to eat keyboards, it’s okay to dance in it...

@兰是终的小孩嘤: Although I think it might be very eye-catching, I actually want to watch it.

@兰维好甜: Put it on quickly haha ​​this is a "gift that all men like" sent to you by your fans

@兰燕SZD: Sure enough, men like it... But I didn’t say that people who receive gifts will like it, there’s nothing wrong with it hahahaha

@Wind永常满神: If you don’t eat the keyboard, it will kill you, so you can always dance, right? ?If you are willing to bet and admit defeat, it is a man, so don't afford to lose.

@小茶表: Don’t afford to lose if you’re willing to bet on a man.

……

Xue Lan looked at the anchor's green face on the screen. Although it wasn't very good, she thought it was a little funny.

He watched the words "If you're willing to bet and lose if you're a man, don't afford to lose" floating all over the screen, he turned to look at Duan Wenzheng who was concentrating on the great cause of "how to dry your hair" by his side.

"Can he really dance?"

"There are two paths, one is to eat the keyboard and the other is to dance. Now you can be regarded as half of LGW. If he doesn't choose the same, those fans will not let him go easily."

Xue Lan turned his gaze back to the screen again, and now it is true as Duan Wenzheng said, he now has a few more... In addition to the strange fans, there are also many fans of the LGW team who are also speaking for him.

Sure enough, later on, the anchor seemed to have made up his mind, and he got up tremblingly and walked out of the screen, apparently to change clothes.

Duan Wenzheng really added an option for him.

But why does Xue Lan always feel that things are not that simple?

When Xue Lan thought this way, she unconsciously glanced at the person beside her.

Duan Wenzheng was aware of his gaze, and when he was caught peeping and looked away guilty, he used the advantage of wiping his hair to bring back the little head that had been separated.

"What are you hiding from? I'm not that stingy, I didn't say I just read it casually."

"..." Xue Lan glanced at him, and took the opportunity to ask, "You really just want to watch him dance?"

"Who wants to watch him dance?" Duan Wenzheng raised his eyebrows: "Even if it's a dance, it has to be divided into whoever dances? If it's you, I'd be more than happy to watch it."

"..." The chat ended.

Xue Lan pulled back the towel and interrupted someone above his head who was rubbing him round and flattening him under the pretense of drying his hair.

"Hey, it's not dry yet."

Xue Lan would not believe his nonsense anymore, and rolled aside in a hurry, leaning on the bedside and continuing to watch the live broadcast with her mobile phone.

Duan Wenzheng sat down beside him, seeing that although his fever had subsided but his cold was still not healed, he pulled the quilt and covered him up again: "Show me?"

Xue Lan turned around and turned her back to him.

"Hey, if I remember correctly, isn't this my mobile phone?"

"..." Xue Lan reluctantly turned around and put the phone between the two of them.

The anchor just changed his clothes at this time, adjusted the position of the camera amidst the rustling sounds, and walked into the screen after hesitation.

Xue Lan instantly felt that her eyes had been hurt a ton.

The gauze at the corners of the skirt that originally had an ambiguous atmosphere is now tightly stretched around the host's body, and the fat that was originally hidden under the clothes is now strangled to bulge.

"I would like to bet and lose to perform a house dance for everyone, thank you for your support! The sacrifice is so big, everyone should pay more small gifts!!"

Just when Xue Lan felt that she was about to go blind, the anchor actually pouted her buttocks like she didn't know where to look, and cast a seductive wink at the live broadcast camera.

After he finished speaking, he began to dance a weird dance that he didn't know where he learned...

There are no gifts in the live broadcast, there are just rotten eggs all over the screen and...

@Wind is God: If I'm guilty... forget it and report it

@兰燕SZD: Please give me a pair of eyes that I have never seen before, I have reported it

@LGW wait for me: Fuck! !Playing cold can cause x dysfunction, right?Reported! !

@兰色燕边: yue~ Let me spit it out first! !I'm going to see my baby Lan, wash my eyes, goodbye 886

……

"..." Xue Lan pressed her forehead and felt an urge to spit out yesterday's overnight meal.

"Kids don't watch such disgusting things." Duan Wenzheng said as he took the phone casually, and clicked report naturally.

"..."

Xue Lan watched his actions in one go and the call for reporting that filled the screen just now, and suddenly felt...

"Did you think at first... just to report him?"

"Of course." Duan Wenzheng looked at the live broadcast room that was permanently suspended due to "pornography and vulgarity" after being swiped to report, and sneered and threw the phone aside: "If you don't report it, keep him for the New Year?"

"..." Xue Lan looked at the people around him in horror, and suddenly felt that if he was the one who provoked Duan Wenzheng, and it was because of Duan Wenzheng's soft heart - then he would definitely die worse than this anchor! !

Thinking of this, Xue Lan hurriedly rolled herself into the quilt, trying to reduce her sense of existence.

Duan Wenzheng looked at the child beside him suddenly starting to "roll sushi", and pulled the corner of the quilt amusedly: "What are you doing?"

"I'm sleepy." Xue Lan tightened the quilt: "I'll sleep for a while."

"Okay." Duan Wenzheng lay down beside him casually: "Then share the quilt with me."

Xue Lan shook her head hastily.

"If I catch a cold too..."

Only then did Xue Lan lift the corner of the quilt slightly in embarrassment, and Duan Wenzheng squeezed in again logically.

"Yesterday you asked me if I would kick you out of the team."

Duan Wenzheng's sudden whisper made Xue Lan look up in surprise. Did he really ask such a question yesterday?He must have burned himself out, I hope Duan Wenzheng will quickly forget what strange words he said.

"I'm afraid you didn't remember yesterday." Duan Wenzheng said, "I'll answer it again today."

"..."

Duan Wenzheng stretched out his hand and attached it to the unusually soft cheeks in front of him, and then pinched it down hard!

"?!" Xue Lan hurriedly pushed his hand in pain: "It hurts!"

"You kid, if you let me know that you think about these messy things again..." Duan Wenzheng finally relaxed slightly: "I won't care about you if you cry for pain."

Xue Lan rubbed her pinched red face and secretly stared at the moody person in front of her.

But he remembered that he had a fever yesterday because he had been taking care of himself.

The anger in my heart gradually disappeared.

"Wen Yan called just now." Duan Wenzheng glanced at the brat who was holding his face and didn't know what he was thinking. Seeing that he didn't respond, he continued: "Let you report to LGW."

Xue Lan was about to get up immediately when she heard the words: "What? Now?"

"What's the rush?" Duan Wenzheng sneered, "Who just said that he was sleepy and needs to sleep for a while."

Xue Lan didn't care what he said, and jumped out of bed to change clothes.

"I told him that you are sick and you can go tomorrow."

"No." Xue Lan refused without hesitation: "What if he regrets tomorrow."

"...That's not true." Duan Wenzheng leaned against the bed and looked at his busy appearance: "You haven't recovered from your cold yet. Take a day off and go tomorrow."

At this moment, Xue Lan's cell phone rang again, and Xue Lan, who was still busy packing her things, stopped immediately.

Duan Wenzheng glanced at the phone.

"Su Yiyu."

Xue Lan happily packed up her things, and asked unpreparedly, "What did he say?"

Duan Wenzheng turned on the phone in a good mood and glanced at it. Before Su Yiyu sent the message, many people sent messages congratulating Xue Lan on entering LGW.

And the one that Su Yiyu said was——

Su: Lanlan!Congratulations on joining LGW! !And did you see the live broadcast?That anchor was permanently banned by the platform!What a delight!He actually danced that kind of weird dance in the live broadcast... and he was dressed very strangely!Do you want to see it?I send it to you?

Duan Wenzheng looked at this passage indifferently, and silently typed a reply.

After sending the message, he put the phone back where it was.

"He said congratulations, he wanted to send you the anchor's video, but I declined for you."

Xue Lan raised her head dully, remembering the anchor's devil dance and nodded quickly: "Okay, okay."

Duan Wenzheng sat back by the bed.

The phone he put on the table was silent, and there was no reply.

He looked comfortably out of the window at the quiet afternoon, and suddenly began to look forward to the upcoming team life.

……

It was already evening when Xue Lan and Duan Wenzheng came to LGW together, and Xie Zhinian was in charge of receiving Xue Lan.

"You really surprised me." Xie Zhinian said as if chatting with an old friend: "Actually, Boss Xue greeted me before and mentioned your going to the youth training camp, but at that time I thought you were planning to play medical treatment. Soldiers."

"You can rest assured that playing Raider is my decision after careful consideration. I will definitely take every game seriously and be responsible to LGW and my career."

"One more thing." Xie Zhinian nodded and said seriously: "About your contract in the club, Boss Xue will wait for him to come back, and he will sign it with you in person."

"it is good."

Xue Lan didn't have much doubts. At this time, Xue Lan's father didn't believe that Xue Lan wanted to play the game seriously, and he was currently abroad, so he naturally had to wait to see Xue Lan's performance after returning home before making a decision.

After all, his unreliable son had given him too many "surprises". In the original text, "Xue Lan" was also kicked out of the team during the probationary period when he did not sign a contract in private.

And what I have to do now is to try my best to pass the assessment set by Father Xue before the game.

Xie Zhinian was quite surprised by his attitude, nodded approvingly and said: "You know that this time you can enter LGW, it is the result of Wen Yanli's protection, right? He also asked to announce the news of your joining the club as soon as possible, otherwise we actually plan to wait for a while After all, Meng Qi has just announced his retirement."

Xue Lan was taken aback.

Even though Wen Yan had acquiesced in entering LGW, he was unexpectedly praised by Wen Yan, but Xue Lan never thought that Wen Yan would speak up for him about entering LGW.

"I believe in Wen Yan's judgment, and I hope you will not disappoint his trust." Xie Zhinian said pertinently, "Also, Boss Xue has something to tell you."

Xue Lan remembered that day he asked his father if he could watch him play, and unconsciously looked at Xie Zhinian nervously and expectantly.

"He said he wanted you not to mention your relationship to anyone until he came back."

Xue Lan clenched her cuffs subconsciously and said nothing.

……

After the conversation between the two, Xue Lan saw Wen Yan and Duan Wenzheng standing in the hall waiting at a glance.He hurriedly beckoned, but Wen Yan looked away as if he didn't see it.

Xie Zhinian led him up to the two of them, and glanced at the suitcases of the two beside Duan Wenzheng.

"Because Meng Qi's retirement was announced today, and there are still some related procedures that have not been completed, so there is no extra room for Exist." Xie Zhinian said as he glanced at the two people in front of him with a smile: "So you two... "

"It's okay." Duan Wenzheng naturally took Xue Lan's shoulders when he heard the words: "He shares a room with me."

Wen Yan, who looked away just now, froze——

"No."