The Whole World Thinks I'm a Woman Disguised as a Man

Duan Wenzheng's words froze Wen Yan's face. He who was unwilling to argue with him in the past did not leave after signaling Duan Wenzheng to act on his own, but instead asked:

"Is there something wrong with my words?"

The smirk on Duan Wenzheng's lips subsided slightly: "Why is the captain so concerned about the private life of the team members who are about to join the team?"

Wen Yan's expression was tense: "Instead of wasting time thinking about why others pay attention, why don't you think about whether what you did crossed the line and whether it caused other people to misunderstand?"

"Misunderstanding?" Duan Wenzheng raised his eyebrows: "No one misunderstood. Compared to me, the captain, as someone who was liked because he was young and ignorant... shouldn't he be more suspicious?"

"Duan Wenzheng?!"

Duan Wenzheng's words instantly turned Wen Yan's complexion black.

Xue Lan listened dumbly to the smell of gunpowder between the two of them. Although their sense of CP was very strong, they still felt that according to Duan Wenzheng's current way of chasing people... it is really a matter of abusing his wife for a while, chasing his husband in a crematorium up.

"By the way!" Thinking of this, he hurriedly rubbed his hands and tried to change the subject: "I just bought supper, let's go eat together..."

Who knew that before he finished speaking, Duan Wenzheng and Wen Yan turned their eyes unkindly at the same time.

"..." Xue Lan hastily closed his mouth tactfully, as expected, the world the protagonist attacked was not something that he, a cannon fodder, could interfere with.

But... two cannon fodder?

It's late at night now, he came out temporarily to pick up takeaway and stood there for so long, it was inevitable that he felt a little cold, while continuing to rub his hands, he secretly winked at Qi Siyu who was next to him.

Qi Siyu asked blankly: "Lan Lan, are you cold?"

"..." Failed to call foreign aid.

Although he is indeed a little cold, but he is obviously asking for help outside the court...

Xue Lan was planning to find his next plan, when suddenly he heard the two people who were at war with each other suddenly change the subject——

"Go in and talk." After Wen Yan said that, he glanced at Xue Lan who was standing aside, and walked into the Internet cafe first.

"I just happened to be hungry too." Duan Wenzheng patted Xue Lan on the shoulder: "Let's go."

Xue Lan dazedly followed them into the Internet cafe. For a moment, she couldn't tell whether the reflex arc between the two of them was so long that they needed to meditate for a while to realize whether they were quarreling and hungry, or whether Wen Yan finally discovered the relationship with Duan Sansui. Childish ghosts can't get any results when they quarrel.

Anyway, the ending is pretty good! !

Xue Lan returned to her seat, and everyone was already gathered at the supper table, talking and laughing, preparing to eat.Seeing the four people coming back, they hurriedly greeted:

"Our 'Flower of the Youth Training Camp' is here! We are waiting for you! Come quickly!"

"Lanlan really has a heart, and even bought supper for us all, so I have to flash a chip for our youth training flower tonight!"

"Don't talk about the chip, the name must be standardized, you have to say the stealth chip plug or the flash chip plug, otherwise something may not fall out."

"Hahaha, there are so many of us today, I can't believe it..."

"But should I say it or not, that shield chip is really good!"

"That's right, hey, why doesn't that brother over there come over, just brush it later!"

……

Xue Lan waved his hands in embarrassment amidst the booing of the crowd, but everyone had already talked about the "shield chip" from "the flower of youth training", and what he wanted to explain was also drowned in the jokes of the crowd.

Xue Lan sighed, watching the scene of people talking and laughing in front of him, suddenly felt that this moment was so warm that he didn't want to break it.

Everyone gathered around the supper, only two people were still at the computer.

It was Fatty and Lao Qi.

"Why are you two still fighting?" Xue Lan hurriedly greeted, "Come over and have something to eat?"

Duan Wenzheng glanced at the two of them: "Aren't you usually the most active in eating?"

"Meeting a fool..." The fat man was about to swear, but he glanced at Xue Lan who was beside Duan Wenzheng, and then he sat up straight, and replied with a dignified posture: "It's okay, I'm just teaching newcomers how to play... "

But before he finished speaking, he was hit by a snipe head-on. Fortunately, the opponent's account level was low and he didn't get a headshot. He cursed and hurriedly hid in a side bunker.

"Can you do it?" Duan Wenzheng turned his head and glanced, took a bottle of drink and put it in front of Xue Lan: "Nowadays, many anchors have improved a lot of games in order to stop the legendary Wind God from opening a trumpet to play Survival Battle. Difficulty, if you can't beat it, just say it, it's not that disgraceful."

"..." Xue Lan hurriedly looked at Wen Yan, who had calmed down and sat silently, when he heard the words, he saw that he raised his head again, and his eyes fell on Duan Wenzheng coldly.

Xue Lan took the drink silently and took a sip. Sure enough, Duan Wenzheng still didn't want to attract Wen Yan's attention all the time.

"..." Fatty almost didn't bring it up in one breath. He swore that he had never seen anyone "find people down the steps" like this in his life. He was about to grit his teeth and say that he could do it, when he saw that the enemy had already chosen to go around. Then rushed up.

"Smoke bombs, people are under the attic at the rear left, Lao Qi takes cover."

With a low curse, he subconsciously listened to the command of someone behind him throwing the smoke bomb, and hurriedly bypassed the bunker under the barely covered cover of Lao Qi, only barely saving his life.

After this flash, the fat man was already sweating profusely from shock.

He hastily raised his hand to wipe the sweat off his forehead, and was wondering what to do next, when someone standing behind him patted his shoulder.

"Let me do it."

"Sister, you..." The fat man pulled off the headset, looked at Xue Lan behind him, and was stunned for a moment. Thinking that the game was still going on, he hurriedly stood up and gave Xue Lan his seat.

Xue Lan took over the account, but glanced at the killing interface on the side of the screen.

He sure didn't get it wrong.

Yeran017.

Unexpectedly, the anchor wanted to intercept Wen Yan, but met Fatty instead.

For a while, the anchor did not use the trumpet for live broadcast, and the trumpet fell out of the front row of the national server, which caused Xue Lan to have no chance to block people, but now he bumped into it by himself.

Xue Lan hid it carefully, and quickly adjusted the game key settings while using a small amount of temporary injections to replenish blood.

The position of the old seventh beside him changed while the seat was shaking.

Xue Lan raised her head dumbly, and saw that the person sitting next to him was Duan Wenzheng.

"?!"

"Why, seeing me being so touched by being with you?" Duan Wenzheng said while debugging.

Xue Lan shook her head hastily: "Isn't Lao Qi's account an Assault Player? You know how to play Assault?"

"Oh? Why are you an assaulter?" Duan Wenzheng glanced at the account pretending to be surprised: "It's okay, let's play along."

Although Xue Lan thought that there should be nothing...but he suddenly felt a little nervous when he said that.He opened the battle information in a daze, and found that Fatty and Lao Qi had chosen a two-player mode and did not participate in the team formation in order not to be assigned the generated materials.

And this time, the anchor named Yeran didn't know whether he realized his limited level, or he wanted to combine with several anchors to collect a wave of traffic... In short, judging from the enemy's marksmanship, at least three of the opponents were The anchor turned on the trumpet.

and so.

They are two people playing against three to five anchors.

Xue Lan glanced at the fat man again and now he has barely recovered to more than ten percent of his bloodline after taking injections... He comforted himself by thinking about the chances of Duan Wenzheng's extraordinary performance with the buff received by the protagonist...

"I'll still come."

Wen Yan stood behind Duan Wenzheng, patted the back of his chair to signal him to get up.

"No." Duan Wenzheng refused without looking back: "I don't know why today, but I really want to play Assaulter."

"..." Xue Lan wanted to stand up in a daze but unconsciously.

Immediately, Duan Wenzheng pressed his shoulders and sat back down again.

"What?" Duan Wenzheng raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you believe me?"

Xue Lan hurriedly shook his head, he didn't believe it, didn't he want to find out the essential difference between an assault rifle and a sniper rifle after Duan Wenzheng waited...Wen Yan could unintentionally save it and increase the relationship between the protagonist's attacker and the victim! !

But before Xue Lan had time to speak, the enemy had already launched a second assault.

"There are three behind the wall on the left." Duan Wenzheng's eyes quickly switched perspectives in the game: "There is another sniper on the high balcony on the right."

Xue Lan had some calculations in her heart when she heard the words.

"I'm going to the high point, you can drag it for me." After saying that, Xue Lan quickly climbed over the low wall, and quickly wanted to touch the high point where the enemy sniper was.

Although Duan Wenzheng didn't answer, the tacit understanding of cooperation many times allowed Xue Lan to withdraw without any scruples. But before reaching the high point, he suddenly found three lines of small words on the private chat interface in the lower left corner:

Nosee7: ok

Nosee7: tuonajian?

Nosee7: tuojijian?

"..." Xue Lan tugged at the neckline subconsciously, and suddenly felt that her face was burning unconsciously again.

There was already a crowd of people behind the two of them, and I don't know if anyone noticed the extra lines in the private chat. People read the pinyin of those two lines of private chat.

All these tiny little movements are only in the blink of an eye.

The game is still in progress.

Recalling that he said at the beginning that he would work hard to get rid of this bad habit, he took a deep breath and refocused his attention on the ongoing survival battle.

The enemy assaulters were in ambush on the balcony on the second floor. Xue Lan walked carefully to the back of the building and walked up the stairs.

Before he found the right position on the balcony, he encountered the sniper who had already ambushed head-on.

Xue Lan's eyes just cut across the corner of the stairs, and he caught a glimpse of a different black muzzle at the corner than usual.

He hurriedly turned sideways, and sure enough, in the next second, a bullet hit the wall behind him.

Everyone behind them broke into a cold sweat, but at the same time they held their breath, for fear that any noise they made would interfere with Xue Lan's judgment.

However, after Xue Lan determined the opponent's position, he decisively stuck the perspective, and threw two mines along the corner of the stairs one after another!

Following the crisp sound of the grenade scraping the ground, there was a rush of footsteps upstairs, followed by the roar of the grenade detonating, followed by smoke rising from the sky.

Xue Lan immediately set up her gun and rushed straight to the second floor!

The other three team members on the other side knew that their teammates were under attack and naturally wanted to respond, but they had just bypassed the deserted street, and a burst of gunfire made the three of them, who thought they were surrounded by no one, all hide behind them in unison. fence.

The gunshots came from the second floor of the opposite house.

But there was only a gunshot, but the three of them were not injured and saw blood.

At this moment, someone behind Xue Lan and Duan Wenzheng has opened Yeran's live broadcast, and the medical soldiers in it did not take it lightly, and added attack and defense buffs to the two people around them.

Just as Yeran poked his head out with a gun, a gunshot forced him back behind the wall again.

Yeran's furious voice came from the earphones: "Grass! There is another spy on the second floor!"

"..."

Fortunately, one of them remained sane, only to see the medical light flickering: "That seems to be an assaulter."

"Put p..." Yeran choked back casually: "Don't worry, I won't be mistaken, there are three on the opposite side, not two. Let's not go this way, there is only one person going upstairs, don't delay Time, go around and respond."

The medical soldier didn't say anything more, and the three of them chose another longer road together to go around to meet the snipers in the team.

But at this moment, after a burst of rapid gunshots, the system prompts a line of small words floating on the page——

System prompt: Nozuonodie successfully killed L66

I don't know why, Yeran's live broadcast room suddenly exploded, and the barrage area was even more boiling than when he died or lost the game during the live broadcast.

Xue Lan was right. Zheng Mai was about to speak, when Duan Wenzheng said: "The path on the left, two assaults and one milk."

Xue Lan put away the gun, opened the map to confirm Duan Wenzheng's location, and then marked a point to signal Duan Wenzheng to gather, and quickly left the small building where the enemy sniper had just clashed.

The two of them assembled towards the marked small building. Xue Lan arrived one step earlier than Duan Wenzheng, and carefully lay in ambush behind the window on the first floor, waiting for Duan Wenzheng.

However, the three enemies arrived near the small building one step ahead of Duan Wenzheng.

Xue Lan knew that Duan Wenzheng would arrive soon, and if the three of them were allowed to leave at this moment, they would lose their excellent output opportunity.

He immediately made an attack mark and threw the grenade directly in the direction of the three of them.

The sound of the grenade successfully blocked the way of the three of them, and at the same time exposed Xue Lan's location.The three quickly found the bunker behind them, and stared at the window where Xue Lan was hiding from a distance.

"Come on?" asked the medical soldier in the live broadcast room.

"Wait." Yeran said hesitantly: "I'm not sure about the number of opponents yet."

"Only one assault." The medical soldier's voice was gentle.

"Didn't you see that he just killed Chigo instead?" Yeran's voice was a little hurried: "Two of his teammates are nearby."

"...the teammate has only one assaulter."

"There's another sniper, haven't you seen it?!"

"..."

While a few people were talking, Duan Wenzheng had already arrived from behind.

Xue Lan looked at the opponent's blood volume and hit the attack signal on the medical soldier.Duan Wenzheng understood, the two of them set up their guns at the same time, and surrounded the three of them from two directions at the same time.

Because of the disadvantage in numbers and blood volume, Xue Lan once again opened the way with grenades, concentrating all firepower on the medical soldiers who were kept behind by the two.

"The enemy has snipers, retreat!" Yeran felt the front and rear pincers, and hurriedly commanded the two to retreat.

Seeing that he was about to retreat, the medical soldiers who had already turned off their mics turned on their mics again to call their teammates: "We can fight."

"I said back! Back up!"

Under the hesitation of the medical soldier for a moment, Xue Lan had found the right opportunity to focus all the firepower on him.

The medical soldier hurriedly strengthened the shield, withstood a wave of damage, and barely ran towards the already out-of-touch teammates.

"What about you?!" Yeran gritted his teeth and slowed down his tone: "Why are you so careless, didn't you come back?"

The medical soldier hadn't reached the bunker yet, and seeing that the shield was about to disappear, he turned on the microphone again, and his voice was not as gentle as before: "I can fight, don't sell me!"

Yeran could only rush out of the bunker with that teammate to help the teammate's assault soldiers cover.

Xue Lan knew that this was the best time for them to kill the medical soldiers in one fell swoop.

He decisively clicked on the blood boosting skill of Fatty Chip, leaned out of the cover and pulled the trigger at the same time!

The swirling bullets pierced the smoky air, and with the exciting gunshots, they flew past the broken walls——

once... twice...

Three times! !

At this moment, the people standing behind Xue Lan who were cautious and dared not speak out at the same time gasped in shock.

Three bursts!

The last time in Wen Yan's on-site teaching, Xue Lan's ability to hit two rounds in one fell swoop has already shocked everyone, and it has only been less than a month... He has once again hit three rounds that only a few professional assaulters can hit. hair!

A moment later, with the killing prompt floating on the screen, cheers erupted in the Internet cafe! !

But Xue Lan and Duan Wenzheng rushed to the two enemy assaulters without stopping for a moment, and took down the two who had lost the protection of the medical soldiers.

The cheers and cheers of the crowd became more and more excited, as if what they were watching was not a very ordinary survival battle, but an immersive professional game.

Xue Lan took off his headset amidst the cheers, and his eyes were fixed on the few lines of the killing prompt, but his heart sank uncontrollably at this moment.

System prompt: Nozuonodie has successfully killed Wifi

At this moment, Xue Lan only had that brief ID left in his eyes.

Wifi.

The future official member of LGW who was welcomed in after "Xue Lan" caused a sensation in the entire LGW.

Medic, Road Tour, LGW-Wifi.

The author has something to say: Reset (Wan Zun): In fact, it’s not that I’m just getting started and don’t know how to play, it’s that the tactics change into 3v3 in seconds.

Exist: ...

Reset: The operation is too simple, I still like to play sniper.

Xue Lan, Wen Yan, Fatty and all the assaulters behind him:?