The Whole World Thinks I'm a Woman Disguised as a Man

Seeing the back of the man leaving, Xue Lan breathed a sigh of relief.

He'll make it to LGW on his own, just...not a medic.

In fact, the story line of "Xue Lan" is a bit complicated to say in detail. A game anchor dressed in women's clothing, under the condition of scarcity of medical soldiers, his medical soldiers actually have great potential, so he can successfully graduate from the youth training camp. Stand out and enter LGW.It's just a pity that his purpose of entering LGW was not the game itself but Wen Yan, and he used a lot of crooked brains... That's why he ended up being kicked out of the club in the end.

And the man just now - the father of "Xue Lan" is Xue Yuanshan, the boss behind LGW.

Xue Lan thinks about it carefully, in fact, it is no wonder that "Xue Lan"'s father dislikes him so much. The good son insists on wearing women's clothing and broadcasting live every day, calling his brother by the throat, and even... publicly confessing Wen Yan many times.

Xue Lan covered her head with a headache.

He's going to change the damn dress first.

……

Xue Lan changed her skirt and took another brief shower to wash off the sticky makeup on her face.

Although the make-up on the original owner's face was exquisite, it was unavoidably gaudy. Now that the excess was washed away, Xue Lan's clean face really shined.

This face was almost like his own, less sickly pale, and much healthier than the skinny one before.

Xue Lan was stunned for a moment, and the image she imagined after recovering from illness gradually overlapped with the person in the mirror.

He suddenly came back to his senses, quickly took out a pair of pajamas that could catch the eye, put them on, and walked out of the bathroom while wiping his wet hair.

His eyes inadvertently fell on the game that was still on the settlement page when the screen was not turned off.

Xue Lan was not very attached to everything since he was a child. The only thing he could stick to was the game "Dawn of Doom". If there was anything else...

That is the fan fiction of "Dawn of Doom", this "Doom", and its protagonist Shou, who has attracted countless fans to go crazy for it-Reset Duan Wenzheng.

Nothing else, just admiration for the character being portrayed.

Now it can be regarded as meeting his favorite e-sports player, a future star, and being a role model... Should he add a friend?

But Duan Wenzheng probably would refuse it in all likelihood.

Thinking this way, Xue Lan sat down in front of the computer again, only to see a flashing friend reminder in the lower right corner of the game client.

His heart skipped a beat, and he quickly clicked on the friend request.

System prompt: Nozuonodie has requested to add you as a friend.

"..." is the game ID of that fat man.

Xue Lan thought for a while, and the mouse moved slowly from "Reject" to "Agree".

Almost the second after he clicked agree, Fatty sent an invitation to form a team.

Xue Lan clicked into the team.

Duan Wenzheng, Fatty and Lao Qi were all there.

Seeing that Xue Lan entered the team, the fat man hurriedly turned on the mic, and the thick voice exploded in his ears instantly: "Sister, I'm a broken-mouthed person, don't take it to heart, I'll tell you what happened just now apologize."

Xue Lan didn't pay much attention to these at first, and typed casually.

BabyCandy: It's all right.

But the fat man murmured in his heart, thinking that Xue Lan must still be angry, and hurriedly said: "Sister, why don't you live broadcast anymore, the three of us haven't watched enough, now you are as good-looking as you are, and you are so good at playing games Beauty, where can I find it!"

"..."

Seeing that Xue Lan didn't speak, the fat man felt that his flattery must have been missed, and continued: "You have a beautiful voice, don't talk about me and Lao Qi, Duan Wenzheng, who never looks at many beauties, just now Let us watch the replay of your live broadcast just now."

"..."

"Hey, let me tell you, this Ba...bao, baby is sweet..." The fat man struggled to read out the English ID.

"Say a few words less." Duan Wenzheng interrupted Fatty softly: "It's open."

After Duan Wenzheng finished speaking, the game team entered the ranking matching mode again.

Xue Lan almost crushed the mouse in his hand, live broadcast... replay? !

While he was still in line, he hurriedly cut out the game and deleted all the live broadcast records. Then he was relieved and started playing the game seriously.

"Oh, that's right!" Fatty seemed to have suddenly thought of something, and said excitedly again: "Lao Qi has always been your loyal fan, you watch every live broadcast, and he has saved a bunch of your emoticons..."

Xue Lan accidentally put the shield that should have been put on the fat man on Lao Qi.

"Eh??" Fatty's blood was clear, and he fell directly to the ground again: "Sister, I am also your fan, you can't favor one over another like this!!"

"..." Xue Lan left silently, and decided to give Duan Wenzheng a bloody assist.

"Hey, Brother Zheng, what have you been doing since just now?" The fat man died, and turned his gaze to Duan Wenzheng who was on the side: "I've been typing since just now, with whom, could it be...sneaking with a girl?" Shall we talk privately?"

"..." Xue Lan subconsciously glanced at the message bar in the lower right corner of the game.

"The person across from you just now." Duan Wenzheng replied casually.

"Who??" Fatty reacted: "You mean that professional player, Wind from LGW??"

"kindness."

"What did he say?"

Xue Lan pricked up her ears when she heard the words.

Sure enough, as said in the novel, the protagonist Gong Wenyan became interested in Duan Wenzheng, the two of them didn't know each other without a fight, and started to develop a relationship? ?

Xue Lan couldn't help pricking up his ears with the feeling that he was about to hit the candy on the spot.

"It's nothing." Duan Wenzheng's voice was still casual: "Ask me if I want to play professionally."

"Fuck!" the fat man whispered: "There is another team asking you to play professionally!! Brother Zheng, I said you can do it, your hand is the hand of the king! LGW's sniper position is indeed a shortcoming, Fuck, if you go to LGW, then I don't know professional players?!"

Xue Lan knew that before Duan Wenzheng entered LGW, many teams extended an olive branch to him.

This feeling is very subtle, he knows that Duan Wenzheng will join LGW and become the number one sniper god in the end.But the protagonist of this story, this Reset whose blood boils because of him just by reading the text description... is so close to him.

"Not interested in."

Xue Lan came back to his senses, yes, Wen Yan found Duan Wenzheng after that game, but it was a pity that Duan Wenzheng was rejected by Duan Wenzheng who had no interest in e-sports at this time, so he asked LGW's manager to contact him, but in the end they all refused. Hit the pegboard.

"Not interested?!" The fat man roared in the earphone like a hog-killer, which seemed to displease the rest of the Internet cafe. He cleared his throat in embarrassment, and then lowered his voice:

"Play professionally! Brother Zheng, although we don't know much about your situation, you have been playing games with us in this small Internet cafe for a month, so it shows that you like this game. It’s so good, why do you hang out with us in this small Internet cafe? That’s LGW!”

"Not interested in."

Duan Wenzheng replied, casually sniping out the two enemy assaulters.

The fat man took a deep breath: "Look at your hand, no matter how you look at it, it's the hand of a professional player!!"

Duan Wenzheng's micro-manipulation really has nothing to say, this map is also bigger than the previous one, just enough to give full play to the advantages of a sniper, it has already become Duan Wenzheng's hunting ground.

"Brother Zheng, I thought you were different from those of us dawdling in the morning. Most likely, you ran away from home to rest in an Internet cafe."

Duan Wenzheng didn't speak, but the fat man continued persistently: "But of course the brother wants you to have a good life. Being a professional is something like playing games and being a proper job. It seems that you can make a lot of money!"

"And look at Wen Yan, the scene has caught up with the traffic stars! How many fans and little Internet celebrities are chasing him..."

"Cough..." Lao Qi unnaturally cleared his throat and interrupted Fatty's words.

But the fat man didn't understand his hint: "What's wrong with you, old seven, is your throat uncomfortable?"

"..."

"Brother Zheng, let's just talk about Wen Yan, the number one assaulter of the apocalypse. He is really a winner in life if he plays the game like that. He has become a symbol of the times! I also heard that there are many small Internet celebrities vying to be the first!" What a confession... Hey, Lao Qi, who was that little Internet celebrity you said you were always chasing after Wen Yan?"

"Ahem!!" Lao Qi coughed vigorously again.

"What's wrong with you, old seven?" The fat man stopped talking, and said suspiciously: "If you are sick, go to the doctor, don't infect me."

"..." Lao Qi almost couldn't recite it in one breath.

Xue Lan calmly followed Duan Wenzheng's character. After thinking about it, he explained:

BabyCandy: You're probably talking about me.

"..."

BabyCandy: But not in the future.

"Yes, there is no grass anywhere in the world. If you are so beautiful, it must be that Wen Yan is not good enough for you!" The fat man almost bit off his tongue: "I don't think that Wen Yan is very good, girl, you You're so good, why don't you play professionally? Lead the team to kill LGW in minutes! Besides, didn't we just win a round for you, what kind of professional player, isn't it still won by the four of us!"

"..."

Four... Xue Lan stroked his forehead.

"What four, don't put gold on your face." Lao Qi joked with a smile: "The scene just now wasn't brother Zheng's awesomeness, what does it have to do with you!"

"Yes!" The fat man slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "Yes, who is Wen Yan? Our Brother Zheng is awesome! A rising star in the e-sports world, he might be the number one sniper god in the 'Doomsday' in the future! I said Sister, how about it, do you want to... think about our brother Zheng?"

Xue Lan originally thought that this fat man would be awarded the title of "No. [-] Sniper God" because of the eyes of a blind cat, but the next sentence immediately made him shake his hand, and directly used the carrying device to temporarily purify the radiation The area's purification skills were pressed.

Xue Lan was embarrassed and hoped that no one would notice, but she still caught a faint smile in the headset.

Noisy questions lingering in the headset and low laughter that seemed close to his ears, even though he also knew that it was just a harmless joke that the fat man wanted to change the subject, still made Xue Lan's face dry.

But there are some problems, since Duan Wenzheng is here, he still needs to explain. After all, he doesn't want Duan Wenzheng to list himself as a "rival in love."

BabyCandy: I ​​do want to play professionally, but it has nothing to do with Wen Yan.

BabyCandy: Also.

Xue Lan's hand paused slightly, and typed out a line of words——

BabyCandy: I'm male.

The author has something to say:

Xue Lan: Gender male.

Duan Wenzheng: I like men.

Xue Lan: ...